Raising eggs

When the tea leaves were almost fermented, Changyue poured all the boiling water into the kettle, and poured a cup for Kezhou. The white ceramic cup was filled with light yellow tea, and there was faint white smoke.Ke Zhou raised his cup, took a sip, and praised: "It's very fragrant."

Changyue pursed her lips and smiled: "Just as long as you like it." She didn't move after saying that, and there was no tendency to leave for a long time.Ke Zhou secretly wondered, what is the purpose of Changyue coming here? It stands to reason that the relationship between the two is normal, and they haven't reached the point of gossip. Once Changyue sat down, she refused to leave. Ke Zhou felt slightly irritable, and twisted unconsciously.

Changyue asked unhurriedly: "Kezhou, are you in a hurry?"

"fine."

"Oh, then let's sit down and talk for a while, it's still early." Changyue smiled naturally and generously, straightened her sleeves casually, and then looked at him with clear eyes.Well, looking at the sky, what else can he say, maybe he really wants to issue an order to evict the guest, he really can't do the thing of reaching out to hit the smiling man.

Changyue thought for a while, and asked curiously: "Kezhou, I heard that Ming Xiao is a dragon with wings, right? I just heard that, but I have never had a chance to see her true face."

"Uh...that's true."

"Then what kind of dragon should Ming Xiao be? I have never heard of a dragon with two wings in the sky. Let's take the dragon kings of the East China Sea and the South China Sea as an example. They are just ordinary dragons. Perhaps, Ming Xiao's background is somewhat different. Big? Otherwise, how can I get the favor of the Queen Mother." After speaking, Changyue felt that she asked a bit abruptly, smiled shyly, and explained: "It's just curious from hearsay, don't mind Kezhou."

Ke Zhou raised his eyebrows and went to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, so Chang Yue came to inquire about news?So his tone became a bit colder: "I really don't know what kind of dragon Ming Xiao is, and I don't care. As long as he lives happily, other things are not that important, and I won't deliberately care about it. If I bring any benefits, the Queen Mother will not open a wide channel for it." One line, to put it bluntly, don't draw Ming Xiao's attention.

Chang Yue blushed, knowing that he had asked the wrong question, so he said: "Ke Zhou, don't be angry, I'm just curious, I don't have any sinister intentions. I know you and Ming Xiao have a very good relationship, I heard that some time ago You've been down together, haven't you?"

Ke Zhou's expression softened a bit: "Yes, I just came back."

Changyue narrowed her eyes, a little happy: "Kezhou, can you tell me something about the mortal world? I have come to the heaven, and I have no chance to go back. It is said that one day in the sky and one year in the human world, I don't know if this is true , what is the situation in the mortal world now, do you know what year it is? I have been in the heaven for a long time, I really don’t know how my friends are doing, I actually miss them very much.” Saying this is a bit pitiful.

Ke Zhou comforted himself in his heart, Chang Yue might be a person who valued affection, but his prejudice against him was deeply ingrained.Thinking of this, Ke Zhou revealed all he had seen and heard in the world.Including the rapeseed flowers everywhere, the people in the city live in harmony, the lantern festival under the moon and so on.Changyue listened with gusto, interjecting a few words from time to time, asking about food, drink and fun, it sounded like it was not much different from the past, so she breathed a sigh of relief.

"Kezhou, I used to like candied haws the most, but it was all when I was a child. At that time, my family was poor and couldn't afford it, so I often stayed by the stall. When I grow up and have money, I can buy as much as I want. , but never tasted the same taste again. Now that I think about it, my mentality has changed, and the candied haws still taste the same, but we are no longer pure.” Ke Zhou felt a little pity for him for some reason, don’t look at him He is pure and noble, noble and cold, but when he speaks, it always makes people feel a little sad, as if he has experienced hardships before, and now he is riddled with holes.

"If you tell me before going down to the mortal world, I can bring you a bunch or two." During those days in the mortal world, the two of them really ate a lot, but After going back and forth, Ming Xiao still loves steamed stuffed buns the most, it's kind of funny to think about it.

Changyue knew that he had finally broken through Kezhou's defenses. In his heart, Kezhou was like a familiar fellow, which he couldn't feel in other Feisheng immortals. The natural affection made Changyue want to get close, but unfortunately he was out For Xiaotian's incident, Changyue was thrown into the "cold palace" almost immediately. In Ke Zhou's heart, he was probably a person who refused to come and go.I have repeatedly thought about explaining to him, but what is the explanation?Explain that you're not a bad person and just be realistic?Ke Zhou would definitely not believe it, and even looked down on him even more.But what can he do? He is a penniless immortal in the heavens, and sometimes he has the notoriety of an actor.That's right, there is no merit without cultivation, and he can ascend just by taking Lotian Emperor and Queen Mother. This reason is far-fetched.

"Thank you Ke Zhou, I don't like it anymore, it's just nostalgia. I'm really happy to be able to talk to you today." Ke Zhou nodded, thinking that what he said was the end, but Changyue came up with another sentence : "Why don't we go for a walk outside, it's tiring to sit all the time." Ke Zhou sighed, the leader of Changyue is really strong.

So the two walked out of the house and walked slowly along the corridor, as leisurely as shopping.Maybe he really wants to find him to pass the time when he has nothing to do, Ke Zhou comforts himself.Changyue walked by the corridor and asked first, "Kezhou, what did you do in the mortal world?"

Ke Zhou has never mentioned the past to others, and now thinking about it, it was a long time ago.Searching through the memories, he replied: "I used to be just an ordinary scholar, living in the countryside. I was planning to obtain fame in the exam, but because I drank a cup of herbal tea, I came here to raise eggs."

Changyue nodded thoughtfully: "That's great, Ke Zhou is not a Taoist."

Ke Zhou replied: "Indeed, I am not a serious cultivator. It is just a coincidence that I got married and raised eggs in heaven. In the eyes of others, I must be an opportunist. But this is nothing. Everyone has value in existence. I think I The value of the job is to raise eggs." After Ke Zhou finished speaking, he laughed, because this position of raising eggs is really bizarre.

"What Kezhou said is that Changyue has benefited a lot today. To tell you the truth, I have always felt inferior because of my status. I always feel that I am an odd number in the heaven. I should be despised and looked down upon, but I should be proud Yes, at least there is no second person in the heavens, such as I have a good voice that can please His Majesty."

Ke Zhou was startled: "There is such a thing, someone will despise you?"

"That's all in the past, it's not worth mentioning, but I did worry about it for a while, and almost thought of jumping off the reincarnation stage to clear my innocence. To avoid being called by an actor for a lifetime and come to the heaven, Still be an actor forever."

Ke Zhou grabbed Changyue Kuankuan's sleeve: "Changyue, you must not do that. It is not easy for a mortal to ascend to immortality. Since you have that fate, why give up again. Remember, what others say is not true. important."

Changyue looked at the tightly held sleeves, her eyes were bright: "Yes, Kezhou, I understand."

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The days and years in the heavenly world passed by slowly, and it took a long time in a blink of an eye.Ke Zhou didn't deliberately remember the days, it must have been a few years, and the pink egg he raised had already broken its shell, and a white and tender little snake burst out.Ke Zhou performed his duties as a nanny again and gave it a name: "Xiaobai".

In the days when there is no dark sky, Kezhou spends it with it.The original owner of the little snake was a fairy. When she picked up the egg, she liked its tender color, but when she learned that the egg was a snake, she refused to let go of this terrifying pet.Helpless, the little snake had no choice but to follow the boat.When it was first born, it was only the size of Ke Zhou's finger, and its eyes were as bright as rubies. This child was of the fire attribute, and naturally hated water. Ke Zhou installed a stove for it. Usually, the little snake would drill under the stove and make a mess of it. Get all dusty.

The little snake's body is covered with thin scales, which stick to its body softly. Because it is too lively, the scales often fall off.After falling for a while, the boat picked up a piece and put it in a small box.If the little snake stopped drilling into the bottom of the furnace, it would be wrapped around Ke Zhou's wrist, with its own tail dangling in its mouth, forming a loop and unable to get it off.From a distance, Kezhou looks like he is wearing some kind of strange jewelry, with luminous gemstones on it.

When the little snake was young, it was very difficult to eat, but the snake was born to swallow it in one gulp, whether it was an egg-sized elixir or a specially caught field mouse, it was extremely painful to eat.And after eating, I can't move for a long time, my stomach is bulging, and I lie on the ground to digest.

Every time he sees the little snake like this, Ke Zhou will always think of Ming Xiao, and feel melancholy all day long.

Later, the little snake grew up slowly, and its wrist was as thick as Kezhou's. It no longer ate like it was on the execution ground.Although it looks gentle and beautiful, once it opens its mouth, it immediately shows a bloody mouth more than ten times larger than its body, swallowing jujubes whole.However, the act of coquettishness remained the same, shrunk into a small ball, and put it on Kezhou's wrist.

Ke Zhou once wanted to go to see Ming Xiao, he went to Laojun to ask about Ming Xiao's practice location, Lao Jun always laughed and kept secret, even after repeated failures, Ke Zhou didn't dare to ask again.I heard Laojun said that cultivation is not easy, let alone be disturbed, not only does not help him, but it will make his mind wander, it is better not to go.Ke Zhou thought about it, probably meant this, so he stopped forcing it.It's just that when Laojun said that Ming Xiao would practice cultivation for at least a thousand years, he felt silently uncomfortable.The time they get along is so short, even though he won't grow old after a thousand years, Ming Xiao should grow up and forget about himself completely.

Kezhou had an empathy effect and put all his enthusiasm on Xiaobai.However, although this guy can act like a baby, he is not as attractive as Ming Xiao, let alone Ming Xiao is a majestic little dragon, he has been mischievous but very enthusiastic, so it is easy for everyone to like him.But Xiaobai never gets close to others except hanging on Ke Zhou.Sometimes when people touch it, they will stare at each other fiercely and stick out their tongue threateningly.Whenever this happens, Ke Zhou will always stuff a big ball into its mouth, sometimes the ball is a elixir, and sometimes it is a ball of mud.

In fact, Kezhou is still very entertaining.

***

Xiaobai sheds its skin every ten years. When it shed its skin for the first time, Qingwen went to Wuji Immortal Pavilion to get the celestial grass.She is still with Chongwen, and she really likes Chongwen very much.However, Chongwen was still a little strange sometimes, when he came to Bilin Palace to play, he didn't say a word, just sat stiffly beside Kezhou, staring at him blankly, either heaving a long sigh or showing tenderness in his eyes.Feared by his gaze, Kezhou would always use Qingwen as a shield.When he saw Qingwen, Chongwen would look away unnaturally.

This is because Ke Zhou would always laugh at him, and Chongwen would still feel embarrassed after being married for several years.When Qingwen was shy, Chongwen always lowered his head, thinking about something.What she was thinking about was why everything was going on, how she and Qingwen got married, and according to what Qingwen said, they had a predestined marriage with Yuelao, and being together was a match made in heaven.Yeah?If this is the case, why is his heart always empty, and there will be ripples in his heart when he sees Ke Zhou, but he has not forgotten what kind of affection he once had for Ke Zhou.

But when facing Qingwen, he would feel guilty again. Qingwen was already his wife, but he had other thoughts behind her back.After a long time, I get used to Qingwen's existence, and I may not feel the hot feelings, but the short life of the parents is still satisfying.There are not many immortals who get married in the heavens. Others say that it is not easy to see the right eyes, and they should be cherished.

Chongwen reminded himself, it's better to cherish it.

Qingwen went to the Wuji Immortal Pavilion to ask for fairy grass because the fairy grass has the effect of giving birth. It is funny to say that immortals have endless lives, but they cannot conceive freely. Every family formed a few "guerrillas".An immortal can only have one son. If you want to have a son, you must first go to the seedling grass, which is quite humane.The decision of Qiushengzicao was made with Chongwen's consent. They all felt that the life of the young couple is too thin, and it is more lively to have a child. Besides, there are so many cats and dogs in Bilin Palace, and there is no shortage of playmates when the child is born (strange parents).

Maybe it was Qingwen's sincerity, maybe it was because there were too few immortals in the Zodiac Seed Grass, and the few were almost zero. She succeeded almost without any obstacles, and went home happily with the fairy grass.Kezhou also blessed them, so he gave Xiaobai's shed skin to Qingwen and asked her to do something casually.Many immortals in the heavens are envious of Xiaobai's shedding skin, because the skin is naturally beautiful, decorated with thin scales, and can be used as a utensil with a little magic.

noob:……

Finally, Qingwen made a pair of gloves out of the snake skin and gave it to Chongwen.

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In the second ten years, Xiaobai shed her skin for the second time, and now she is as thick as Kezhou's wrist, and half as long as Kezhou.The child grew more and more attractive, with a pair of big ruby ​​eyes staring coldly, making others fascinated by watching.Not to mention Xiaobai's natural temperament, he also has a bit of a disdain for all sentient beings.A fairy who likes to keep snakes heard about it, and came to see Xiaobai specially, and even salivated and asked Kezhou for a pet.But after being glared at by Xiao Bai, they all left in despair, why?Xiaobai's eyes are too fierce, he is afraid that he will be overwhelmed!

Some fairies are more unlucky. When Xiaobai is in a bad mood, he will spit out some Sanweizhenhuo directly to him, which burns his beard and makes his face black.Then he twisted his body and raised his head, walking proudly.The angry fairy jumped straight behind it, vowing to find a male snake for it to breed.

Looking for a male snake?Ke Zhou was puzzled, could it be that his little white is still the mother's?After raising him for 20 years, he never thought about this problem, so according to the book, he turned Xiaobai over and checked it carefully.Xiaobai was pressed by Kezhou, unwilling in every possible way, and afraid that Kezhou would be hurt by a strong twist, so he finally suppressed the urge to vomit blood and asked him to check.As a result...Xiaobai is male.So, why did that fairy say that?

For a long time, Ke Zhou was puzzled, but forgot to think about whether that person was talking nonsense.Every ten years, Xiaobai sheds his skin, and every ten years, Xiaobai grows up a lot.Similarly, Ming Xiao, who does not know where to practice, is also growing slowly.

The time is so long, the only thing that can be used for calculation is probably Xiaobai's snake skin.Except for the one given to Qingwen, Ke Zhou kept all of them. Suddenly one day, Ke Zhou discovered that there were already nine snake skins, and Xiao Bai was two as long as himself.

*********************************** Xiaobai's introduction************ *********************

Name: Xiaobai

Appearance: A beautiful snake with red eyes, pink and tender! (cut!)

Gender: male, male, man! (==)

Age: 22 (still a white and tender little snake)

Personality: Indifferent, arrogant, eyes high above the top, self-confident, self-conscious, gloating, proud and complacent... (Hey, please use some good words)

Hobbies: Stoves, sleeping, swallowing voles, beauties... (No one has figured it out yet)

Favorite thing to do: Biting one's own tail, despising everything related to water, wrapping around Ke Zhou's wrist to absorb immortal energy.

What do you like to eat: elixir, voles, and meat

Is there a fairy you like: take care of your business

Where was it discovered: Flame Mountain (Yu Zu!) (Douzi: Flame Mountain will also be discovered) (Xiaobai: How did I know that woman would go to Flame Mountain.) (Douzi Gossip: Do you know Comrade Bull Demon King? ) (Xiaobai's righteous words: I don't know)

Where do I like the heavens: Bilin Palace, not bad; Tushita Palace, not bad; Lingxiao Palace, very good!

Do you like men or women (bad taste): Xiaobai is very evil--men and women take it all!

Short-term goal: become longer, preferably as long as Kezhou's body

Long-term goal: Shit, what a shit question!The long-term goal is to quickly reach the estrus period, and then eat the Kezhou. (Douzi: Horror, do you really want to eat Kezhou? It's still in estrus... I don't usually see you doing anything special about Kezhou.)

Xiaobai: Is it okay if you see it?

Douzi: Hold your head, Ming Xiao's greatest love rival (!?) has appeared! !

Authors have something to say: Excessive Chapter Completion

Ming Xiao grows up

The rival in love is set up! ! !Oh yeah

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