The Record of the Cheap Snake Chasing His Wife

"What are the directors doing, putting my safety on such a little kid? What is the snake trainer we agreed to do before? If he can't come, he won't come. How about he visit the vegetable market?" The man let out a disdainful expression from his nostrils Laughing, he casually glanced at Ze Yu, but suddenly trembled for no reason.

——The young man's eyes were icy cold, and when he looked at him, it was as if he was looking at a sworn enemy.

Even when Zhen Kai was acting, no one saw him like that. The hatred was so deep and real that he couldn't help trembling to the marrow of his bones.

...What does this kid mean?Isn't it just casually saying that it's worth making such a big fuss?Besides, so what if you look down on you, a little snake charmer dares to show his face to him!

Zhen Kai's face turned cold, and he was about to shake his prestige to teach him a lesson, but found that Ze Yu's expression became very flat at some point, as if the hatred just now was just his illusion.

So Zhen Kai choked out the word "You..." and did not continue.

At this time, the director urged him to go to work, and he couldn't waste time here for a snake trainer, so he could only "hum" heavily, shook his head and walked away.

Ze Yu looked at his back coldly, his eyes flickering.

There was only a "snap" on the slate, and the shooting of the lantern festival scene officially started.

The bright and charming heroine shuttled through the crowd with her maidservants. Both of them were dressed in common clothes, but they couldn't hide their prosperous and noble aura.How could such a beautiful woman not attract attention, so as soon as they walked to a remote alley, the daring gangsters stared at the two beauties who were playing alone.

The hero played by Zhen Kai is dozing off in the alley at this moment.

There is a big snake quietly coiled beside him, this is the guy he eats and the closest partner in his life.

Zhen Kai looked like he was sleeping, but he couldn't help but feel nervous.

He could feel the cold and slippery thing rubbing against his skin, and that chilling feeling reminded him of the way the boy looked at him just now.

...Damn it, how can you be distracted at this time, don't think about him anymore.

Zhen Kai swallowed silently, waiting for the glorious moment of being a hero to save the beauty.

The heroine yelled in shame and indignation: "Shameless! If you dare to touch this girl, I will definitely ask your whole family to be buried with you!"

"Hehe! The little lady is so arrogant, why don't I enjoy you first, and then take a good look at how you took my life, how about it?"

There were so many people in the satyr brigade, the maid was trembling with fright, "Stop, stop, don't touch my lady!"

"Hey, I took a little girl out alone in the middle of the night. I haven't heard of any lady who has such a style. I'm afraid it's not the lady from the place of fireworks?"

Zhen Kai stood up unsteadily from a doze - it was time for him to appear.

Ze Yu stood not far behind him, and gestured to the boa constrictor.

Zhen Kai walked out of the dark alley with a smirk on his face. His face was handsome and suave, and his voice was also frivolous and charming: "Brothers, if you want to be romantic, please go to elsewhere."

"Where did you get out of here? I am here to be happy and prevent you from shitting and farting? Get out of here!"

The two girls cast glances at him asking for help, but he turned a blind eye: "The girls' fame has nothing to do with me, but you are here to disturb my sleep, so I have to take care of it."

It was too late to say it, but as soon as he finished speaking, a thick and long figure sprang out of the darkness, rushed towards several villains like lightning, one bite at a time, and knocked them all down in an instant. Everyone secretly shouted "OK" in their hearts!

Lao Bai was surprised and pleasantly surprised: "I didn't expect Ze Yu and that snake to cooperate so perfectly. It seems that I was worried for nothing before."

Zhen Kai also let out a sigh of relief, and continued acting with the same thoughts as Lao Bai: "The girls are safe, why don't you leave soon?"

The maid thanked him shyly and timidly, but Princess Tsundere, who had left the palace privately, put her hands on her hips and said harshly: "What do you mean by that sentence just now? What do you mean that my reputation has nothing to do with you? Seeing your handsome appearance, I didn't expect He is such an irresponsible person!"

Zhen Kai showed surprise on his face: "The girl and I are neither related nor related, so naturally it has nothing to do with it. I didn't bring a guard with me when I went out at night, who is to blame... oh!"

Everyone was taken aback for a moment, the heroine stared at him with wide eyes, then pursed the corners of her mouth and laughed uncontrollably.

Zhen Kai scratched the back of his neck in embarrassment and annoyance—just now the snake stretched out its letter and licked him, it was so shabby, it scared him a lot!

The director raised his hand to signal everyone to be quiet, and said, "Start again!"

So everything was repeated, and Zhen Kai continued to show surprise: "I didn't bring one when I went out this big night... Aww!!"

He jumped up and covered his neck, and the crowd laughed again.The heroine couldn't even straighten her waist: "Bring me an ouch? What is that thing, hahahaha..."

Zhen Kai was furious, and suddenly turned his head to stare at Ze Yu in the corner: "What's wrong with you?!"

Zeyu looked back at him innocently: "What's wrong with me."

"You don't know how to take care of this snake?! I've been bitten by it twice! If you don't have that ability, get out as soon as possible!"

There was a dim light in Zeyu's eyes, the corners of his mouth were tightened, and his expression was cold. If Zhen Kai was standing in front of him, he would be shocked by his appearance.

"Sorry." Ze Yu nodded slightly, waved to the big python, and it swam over obediently.

"Okay, okay, why did you get angry? Didn't you just get bitten? Is this snake poisonous?" The director calmed down the actors and signaled the crew to continue filming.

Zhen Kai looked at Ze Yu's figure, and muttered another curse.

That scene was finally over, Zeyu took advantage of his free time, and walked slowly to the river with a big snake on his shoulder.

The quaint towns are brightly lit, and Zeyu quietly looks at the floating lights on the river.

The big snake rubbed its head affectionately against his cheek, shaking its head and wagging its tail from time to time, as if saying something to him.

"Are you asking about the relationship between me and him...?" Ze Yu shook his head, "It's been a few years ago."

At that time, Zeyu didn't have the ability to spy on people's hearts just by touching, and Zhen Kai was just an unknown actor.

When shooting a scene of jumping off a cliff, Zhen Kai was a stand-in for a popular movie star, but no one expected that the seat belt wearing him would snap suddenly, and the young dragon fell off the cliff just like that.

Everyone thought he was going to die, but he was really lucky. The layers of dense branches acted as a cushion, and Zhen Kai was in excellent physical condition. When he fell to the ground, he only suffered some injuries. life threatening.

At this time, Zeyu and his friends went out to look for food, and happened to find Zhen Kai who had passed out.

Zeyu still remembers how he and his friends worked tirelessly to heal this man's injury.

He broke his leg, and they brought him the best herbs every day. When he couldn't move, they gave him wild fruits and vegetables to fill his stomach.It can be said that without them, Zhen Kai would not be able to keep his life no matter what.

At first Zhen Kai would talk to them because he was lonely. Ze Yu half understood, but found it very interesting.This is the first human that Zeyu has approached, so he became more and more attached to him. Zeyu even imagined what it would be like if he appeared in front of him in the form of a human in the future.

However, he did not wait until the day when he could meet the other party frankly.

It had been a week since the rescue team found Zhen Kai. At that time, Zhen Kai was munching on the fruit brought by the little snake. When he saw that someone finally came to save him, he screamed excitedly.

Everyone was surprised by Zhen Kai's lively appearance. He told the story of being rescued by two snakes, and everyone was surprised and amazed.Someone suggested: "It's better to take them back. It's not a loss to sell such spiritual things."

Zhen Kai also intended to keep them for himself, but when he stretched out his hand to Ze Yu's friend, the little snake instinctively felt that it was dangerous, so it bit him lightly.Zhen Kai was taken aback, fearing that the snake was poisonous, he subconsciously picked up a stone and threw it at it in a state of fright and anger.The little snake's 1 people didn't expect that the people he had saved would actually kill it. They were stunned for a while, and they were buried under the cold stone so lightly and delicately.

Ze Yu watched helplessly as his companion's corpse gradually hardened, and the man did not show the slightest bit of guilt after the initial stupefaction, and frowned uncomfortably: "Damn you dare to bite me... Forget it, I I have to go to the hospital quickly to see if the snake is poisonous, it's really fucking unlucky!"

Zeyu was stunned, he never thought that he was such a person.

It wasn't until Zhen Kai disappeared without a trace from sight that it felt deep-seated hatred.

——It turns out that this is a human being. When he needs you, he will show you a pleasant appearance. Once you are useless, he can take your life without blinking an eye.

"...If I hadn't been at an important stage of cultivation and hadn't violated the precept of killing, I would have killed all of them at that time." Ze Yu said coolly.

The boa constrictor comforted him sadly and angrily, but they all understood that no one would convict Zhen Kai just because he killed a snake. Even if the snake was Ze Yu's best friend, animals are animals. In the eyes of humans, they are low-level beings.

Zeyu clenched his fingers tightly, his murderous intent flashed, "I won't make it easy for him, he has to pay the price."

The boa constrictor tilted its head and spit out the letter.

Ze Yu shook his head and said, "No, I won't kill him, doing so will bring trouble to Brother Chen."

The boa constrictor shook its tail in understanding, and rubbed against Zeyu's hand again.

At this moment, Lao Bai's calling came from far behind Zeyu: "Zeyu, come quickly, the next scene is about to start shooting!"

He paused, then returned to his indifferent look, turned around and brought the python back to the set.

After the filming ended that day, Ze Yu received a call from Tan Chen.

Comrade sister-in-law expressed concern about his work, diet and accommodation, and told him to take good care of himself.

Zeyu felt a little better in his heart, "Understood, you should rest earlier."

Tan Chen said angrily: "I slept until seven o'clock in the evening, how can I still fall asleep."

"Oh?" Ze Yu raised his eyebrows, "Brother must be tossing hard, I will educate him."

A hot mushroom cloud suddenly rose above Tan Chen's head, his face was so red that he could bleed, "You child is so rude!"

"Brother Chen, am I still young?" Ze Yu couldn't help but curl his lips.

Tan Chen couldn't refute, and hung up the phone with embarrassment and shame.

Ze Teng was humming and standing in the kitchen making porridge, when Tan Chen rushed in aggressively, aiming at the back of his head with an iron palm!

"Ouch!" Zeten yelled, "my dear, what did I do wrong again?"

"Your existence itself is a mistake!"

Zetten blinked puzzledly: "Honey, are you still in pain? Can I apply some medicine for you?"

"Smear your head!" Tan Chen was stepped on and hurt his feet, and his hair was blown all over, "You go to sleep on the sofa tonight! If you dare to enter the bedroom, I will definitely throw you out of the window!"

Zetten couldn't bear the treatment of sleeping on the sofa the most, so he burst into tears and expressed his repentance: "I was wrong! I was really wrong! I will definitely restrain myself next time!"

Tan Chen said coldly: "Twice a week."

"Five times!"

"once."

"..."

"Not satisfied?"

"Honey, three times will do?"

"Three times a month? Well, that's it."

"..."

Zetten has a good habit of looking for reasons for mistakes from himself.

He wouldn't blame Tan Chen for being cold-blooded and ruthless, but attributed the reason to his lack of skill, so Tan Chen didn't miss his body.

—Yes, it must be so!

After discovering the so-called truth, Zeyu trembled with excitement.

He served Tan Chen a bowl of porridge, then half-kneeled in front of him upright and said, "I know that I didn't do well before."

"Well, the porridge you cooked this time is much more delicious." Tan Chen patted the snake's head as a reward.

"I didn't mean that!" Zetten hugged his thigh, "Xiaochen, I have thought about this matter seriously, and I have deeply realized my mistake."

Tan Chen raised his hand chicly: "The organization approves your reformation."

"Thanks to the organization," Zetten wiped away his tears, looked up at him sincerely, "I can't just ignore you because I'm happy, it's not enough for me to be happy, everyone is happy..."

"..." Tan Chen couldn't bear it anymore with a burst of blue veins in his head, and punched him flying, "Why don't you die!!"

"You are so rude to me!" Zeteng cried with grief and indignation, "Where did that gentle and lovely Xiaochen go!"

Tan Chen twitched his lips: "The person you mentioned never existed. Go, get me a side dish."

Zeten didn't dare to complain, and went into the kitchen disheartened.

The author has something to say:

Fixed a BUG

It's been a long time since my younger brother cultivated his human form, so here he has never shown his human form in front of Zhen Kai.