The Record of the Cheap Snake Chasing His Wife

When Tan Chen opened his eyes in the morning, he found that something was wrong with the atmosphere in the room.

Half asleep and half awake, he glanced at the window sill, and was immediately terrified! !

I saw a certain man standing in front of the window with his back to him, his long black hair draped over his back, and his whole body shrouded in a faint soft morning light, as if he was about to ascend to the sky in the next second==.

Zeteng turned his head when he heard the movement, and met Tan Chen's eyes straight.

It was still the long and narrow animal pupils, but at this time, under the morning light, it looked golden and shining like spar, a little gentler for no reason, completely different from the evil spirit at night.

"Xiaochen, you're awake!" Zeten rushed over excitedly, leaning against him with his naked upper body, "Take me to buy that contact lens!"

Tan Chen's waking up anger was famous in several dormitories in the neighborhood since he was in college. Normally, when he just woke up, no one dared to talk to him.Tan Chen kicked him off the bed, and said angrily, "What does it sound like to be naked early in the morning! Put on your clothes!"

Zeteng stared in amazement at Tan Chen who seemed to be a different person, tremblingly picked up the two small clothes from the ground and put them on.

Tan Chen didn't sleep well last night after tossing and tossing for half the night. At this moment, he was standing in the bathroom brushing his teeth under a dark cloud, his face was so gloomy that he could face a storm.

Zetten watched him cautiously, like a frightened bird.

"Xiaochen, are you having a nightmare..."

Tan Chen ignored this guy. In fact, his head is a bit confused now. By the time he recalled everything that happened yesterday, the two of them had already sat at the dining table and had breakfast.

To be precise, only Tan Chen was eating.

There was a glass of milk and two fried eggs in front of Zetten, but he couldn't put these foods into his mouth no matter what—just kidding, he didn't grow up vegetarian!

"Xiaochen, I want to eat meat." Zeteng demanded with his mouth open.

Tan Chen rolled his eyes and said, "The price of meat has increased recently. Didn't you say that you can go out to look for food by yourself?"

"What if I was taken away?"

"Well, you know spells, find a chance to escape by yourself."

Zetten was a little depressed, he grabbed the fried egg sullenly and took a bite, chewing with an ugly expression.

After Tan Chen finished his breakfast, seeing that Ze Teng really didn't like eating these, he cleared his throat and said, "I'll go out with me later, and I'll buy you glasses."

When Zeteng heard this, he became energetic: "Okay, okay!"

"By the way, buy some meat when I go home..." Tan Chen opened the refrigerator and found that it was empty, and he really needed to replenish the ingredients.

Zeteng was moved to tears: "Xiao Chen, you are so kind to me..."

"Did I say I bought it for you to eat?"

"..."

The weather in midsummer is very hot and the sun is dazzling, which just gave Zetten a good reason to wear sunglasses.

Tan Chen put down the visor, looked at the handsome man on the right with an excited face, and thought about how to introduce Zeteng to others if he met someone he knew on the street. You can't say that this is our pet, right?

Zetten's figure is really nothing to say, and people can feel the power contained in it when the forearm is casually draped, not to mention the texture emerging under the thin, sleeveless T-shirt, and even the male models made in perfect proportions in fashion stores Nor was he so charming.Tan Chen found it funny for no reason, thinking that it would be a good thing to invite such an eye-catching guy.

In any case, the visitor is a visitor, so first ensure that he can carry out the most basic activities of life.

The car drove into the commercial center, Tan Chen left the Audi A6 in the parking lot, and then took Zeteng to the commercial building.

Sure enough, as soon as the tall Zeten was exposed to everyone's sight, he immediately became the focus.

The little girls pointed at him, and those who were more courageous took out their mobile phones to take pictures. Fortunately, there was a fierce-looking Tan Chen standing beside him, otherwise they might have rushed up to touch two hands...

Zetten asked curiously: "Xiao Chen, why are those girls smiling at me? Am I being funny?"

"Yes, you are really funny!" Tan Chen said in a vicious voice, blocking the salty pig's hand stretched out from nowhere for the nth time.

"But you haven't smiled after looking at me for so long, do you not like me..."

Tan Chen wanted to stick his mouth up with tape: "If you go out, there are some things you shouldn't say, so don't say them! Be quiet!"

After finally coming to the fashion store, Zeteng standing here with a height of nearly 1.9 meters stands out from the crowd. Although the clerk has seen many men with a figure and temperament, it is the first time he has seen such a unique handsome man. He looked and looked.

He is tall and well-defined, but has an oriental nose and mouth. Could it be that he is of mixed race?

Tan Chen told Ze Teng to sit obediently and not move, and then went to help him pick out clothes.

Seeing the fierce man leave, several shop assistants immediately surrounded him and asked with red eyes, "Is the sir a MODEL?"

"Mom shaking? What is that? My mother is very good and never shakes."

The MMs burst into laughter: "Sir, you are so humorous!"

Zetten pushed his sunglasses unhappily—he thought the girls were telling him he was funny, and he didn't think he was funny.

Seeing him being spoofed for a while but pretending to be cool, the clerk girl didn't know where to start. After looking at each other for a while, someone mustered up the courage to talk: "Mr. is in such a good figure, he must like sports very much, right?"

Ze Teng waited for Tan Chen to wait a little anxiously, and said absently: "Does crawling around every day count as exercise?"

"Ahahaha..." The girls laughed wildly, "What kind of sport is that, sir, you are so interesting!"

"Miss, since you like him so much, how about giving him a discount?" Tan Chen suddenly appeared behind Ze Teng, holding two loose casual T-shirts in his hand, his eyes were as cold as the north wind.

The shop assistants blushed, straightened up quickly and made a "please" gesture: "Sorry, please come with me to the fitting room..."

Zeteng looked at Tan Chen's displeasure in horror, wondering why he was angry again... Could it be, could it be that the two clothes he picked were expensive?Boom...Xiao Chen, I have cost you money...

"What are you doing in a daze? Go and try it!" Tan Chen sat down on the soft chair and thumped his shoulders.Damn it, going to the mall during the holidays is really terrible, isn't it just a discount, so do you need to fight like a war? !And Zeteng, a shameless thing, hooks up with ignorant girls as soon as he goes out, how dare he release him in the future to cause harm to the world?It's better to just pack it up and airdrop it back!

Ze Teng hurried to change his clothes with a squeak, for fear that Tan Chen's anger would get out of hand.

A few shop assistants stood aside and whispered to each other, looking expectantly in the direction of the fitting room from time to time.

Five minutes later, Ze Teng, who had changed into new clothes, rushed out as if presenting a treasure, squatted halfway in front of Tan Chen and said with a smile, "Xiao Chen, I'm ready!" His expression was as cheerful as a little friend who got candy.

Tan Chen patted his head casually: "Hey, get up and let me have a look."

Zeten stood up abruptly, and turned around spontaneously.

The clerk MM was dumbfounded: "You are so obedient..."

"Yes, yes, but he seems to be wearing it backwards..."

"Why does this handsome guy mature and immature at one time, is there something wrong..."

"Stupid, the side with the lower neckline should be worn on the front." Tan Chen motioned him to retract his arms, adjust the clothes, and stretch out his arms.

Ze Teng was so happy that he went silly, "Xiao Chen, isn't this dress expensive?"

Tan Chen said unexpectedly: "Do you still know the concept of noble and humble?"

"Of course, when I was in that Wang's house, I often heard his wife scold him for buying such expensive cigarettes, but I was never willing to buy her an expensive dress..."

Tan Chen frowned: "Yo, he's really a selfish man." I knew that I shouldn't have given him money back then, damn it, I knew he would squander it recklessly.

"Yes! He is selfish!" Ze Teng followed Tan Chen to scold Old Wang angrily, and then said, "Xiao Chen, is this expensive clothes you bought? Will you not be able to eat after buying this?"

"Hey, it's not very expensive, why do you say that?"

"I heard Lao Wang scolding his wife, 'What expensive clothes do you want, and do you want to eat? Even with your figure, you are not afraid of ruining your clothes'."

"..." Tan Chen was speechless, "Don't listen to them, I seldom smoke, and I can still afford to eat for the time being." Then he looked at Ze Teng: "...whatever you wear is not a waste, really. "

The clerk MM, who had been frowned all the time, nodded in agreement.

When paying the bill, a certain girl finally made up her mind and blushed and said to Zetten, "Sir, can we take a photo with you?"

Tan Chen frowned, and before he had time to refuse, Ze Teng asked in confusion: "What is a group photo?"

The clerk was stunned, and Tan Chen quickly explained: "He is a foreigner." At the same time, he secretly stepped on Zeteng's foot.

Zetten suffered the pain but did not dare to resist, and silently endured the kick.The clerk girl didn't want to let go of the opportunity, she took out her phone and said eagerly, "I'll just take a picture for myself as a souvenir, and I promise I won't show it to anyone else!"

Tan Chen laughed secretly in his heart: This girl's words are too outrageous, if she really took a picture of you, why wouldn't you show off to your friends as soon as possible?The little girl's thoughts are written on her face, who doesn't understand.

Zeten wears sunglasses though...should be ok?

"Well, we still have urgent matters, so we can only take one photo." Tan Chen couldn't bear to refuse the little girl's plea, so he asked Ze Teng to stand in front of the store LOGO.

At this time, many customers looked over, and Tan Chen was subconsciously worried. This Zeteng is stupid and doesn't understand anything, so don't let people see that something is wrong.To say that he is a monster, it is better to cause less trouble. Now the speed of information dissemination is terribly fast, and there are people who specialize in taking photos of handsome men and beautiful women in the street and posting them online. He does not want Zetten to attract too much attention.

Unexpectedly, the clerk girl was still not satisfied, and said hesitantly: "Sir, can you take off the sunglasses?"

Tan Chen was startled, and quickly said: "No!"

The rest of the people were taken aback by his attitude, only Zeteng knew what was going on, he pushed the sunglasses and said with a smile: "Xiao Chen disagrees, I can't take them off."

The girl was stunned for a few seconds, then covered her mouth and said in surprise, "You...are you..."

Tan Chen said anxiously: "Miss, are you still filming? We can leave if we don't?"

Seeing that there was really no room for negotiation about taking off the sunglasses, and the two handsome guys seemed to have an unusual relationship, the clerk MM had no choice but to take a photo of Zeten covering his eyes regretfully, and then let them go.

After leaving the store, Tan Chen finally breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly told Ze Teng: "If you don't wear contact lenses in the future, don't let anyone see you, or you will cause trouble."

"Hmm... I understand Xiaochen." Zeteng nodded seriously.

Tan Chen was quite satisfied with his performance, "Let's go, I'll take you to buy glasses."

Summer is approaching, and many brands are doing promotions.Tan Chen was also a little moved after walking all the way. When he was thinking about whether to buy two new clothes for himself, Ze Teng beside him suddenly stopped his pace, turned his head and looked straight to the left.

Tan Chen followed his eyes curiously, and when he saw the store clearly, his heart shuddered!

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