The Record of the Cheap Snake Chasing His Wife

Passing through the fog, his vision suddenly opened up.

What appeared in front of me was a rock stream, a waterfall more than six meters wide hung on the stone wall, and at the end of it was a pool of water with loud waves. There was a dark cave next to the waterfall, which seemed to be the place where Zeteng lived.

Surrounded by tall plants, this place is like a paradise away from the troubles.It's true that snakes like to be cool and humid by nature, but it's still a bit cold for a human like Tan Chen.

"Brother, I'm going to pick up some things and come back to make a fire. You can take Brother Tan in first." Zeyu said, and disappeared after a few jumps.

Tan Chen was astonished and said, "Your brother knows how to do light work?"

Zetten said unconvinced: "I will too!" Then he bent his knees and took off.

Tan Chen quickly pulled back the idiot snake whose feet had left the ground, sweating all over his head: "Are you bored or not, you have to compete!"

While the two were talking, the pool of water in front of them suddenly bubbled up.

Tan Chen looked in amazement, and saw a black shadow slowly emerging from the water surface, followed by a crash, a huge snake head sprang out from the center of the pool, with a thick and long body like a thousand-year-old tree, like a tall It stands in front of you like a tower.

The water splashed and drenched the two of them. Tan Chen and the giant snake looked at each other for a while, but finally couldn't hold back, and sneezed loudly.

"Honey, you've caught a cold!" Zeten took off his clothes in horror and put it on Tan Chen's body. Tan Chen's nose was itchy, and he wanted to give him a potsticker: "Idiot, your clothes are wet too!"

"Ahh! I'm sorry, I didn't do it on purpose!" The giant snake, which was so big that it was hard to see, twisted its body and brought up monstrous waves, once again pouring chills into Tan Chen's heart.

Tan Chen: "..."

He seems to understand where Zeten's idiocy came from ==.

After everything calmed down, Tan Chen was finally able to sit in front of the fire built by Ze Yu to keep warm.

There are several small holes inside the cave, and a group of snakes of different sizes poked their heads out of each hole to look here curiously.

Mr. Tan, who was surrounded by spectators, was in a cold sweat, "Ze Teng, are they all your family?"

"Some are, some are not, but they have lived together for a long time, and they all treat each other as a family."

Zetten waved to a corner in the northeast corner, and two little snakes swam over.

Their scales are the same golden color as Zeten's. Tan Chen felt very kind and couldn't help reaching out to touch them.

The little snake put its head on Tan Chen's hand and rubbed it affectionately, flicked its tail, and stared at its bean eyes, just like Zeten!Tan Chen was amused in his heart, and was about to scratch it, but his arm was grabbed by the jealous snake demon and pulled back.

"Okay, okay, just touch it!" Ze Teng put his arms around Tan Chen with one hand, and chased his siblings like ducks with the other, "Go, go, stay on the side, don't take advantage of the opportunity!"

The two little snakes seemed very unwilling, straightened up and grinned at him.

Ze Yu clapped his hands indifferently, "This man belongs to the elder brother."

When the little snakes saw him speak, they immediately quieted down, and obediently sat beside him and stopped making noise.

Tan Chen silently thought: Actually Ze Yu is the head of the family, right? ==.

Speaking of the big snake that lived in the pool before, Tan Chen learned from the conversation that it was Ze Teng's father.

——Sure enough, the son of a mouse can make holes, and the son of an idiot is even more idiotic... Oh no, he is still his father-in-law, so he can't have such rude thoughts in front of Zeyu...

Ever since the old man got soaked in water by Tan Chen just now, he hasn't shown up again. When Tan Chen asked the reason, Zeyu only replied flatly: "He's struggling, it's fine when he's done."

Tan Chen was sweating profusely: "My lord...how long will we be struggling?"

"One day at least, one month at most, don't pay attention to him," the stern-eyed Ze Erdi stood up, "I'll go get some food, you can just hang out around here."

Ze Teng responded, and Ze Yu turned into a snake shape, swam out of the cave, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

"Come on, Xiao Chen, let me show you where I live." Ze Teng jumped up and stretched out his hand to him. Tan Chen pulled him and walked outside. Under the escort of the snake demon, he walked through the waterfall and came to the edge of the pool. .

The luxuriant foliage of the forest blocks out the sky, and the sun casts sparse mottled light spots on the water surface through the gaps in the leaves.Tan Chen squatted down and touched the cold pool water, his hands were numb from the cold.

"Your father is still down here?" Tan Chen asked.

Zetten scratched his hair, feeling that his family was unlucky and ashamed: "He's just not used to meeting strangers, but he is very good to his family."

Tan Chen raised his eyebrows: How dare I not be counted as your family?

"By the way, why didn't you see your mother?"

"Today it's her turn to go out to find something to eat. Ze Yu will bring her back, and she will be there later." Ze Teng put his arms around Tan Chen again, pouting for a kiss. Tan Chen glanced at him in disgust, and stretched out his hand. Zhang Xuepen squeezed it into a flat shape.

After that, Ze Teng talked about his family. Tan Chen learned that after Ze Yu, Ze Teng's parents also cultivated human form almost at the same time, and Ze Teng was the fourth snake who attained the Tao.

"Have you always lived like this?" Tan Chen looked at the cave that looked like a big mouth, and secretly thought that no one could bear to stay in this kind of place for a long time, no wonder Ze Teng wanted to go out to find him.

"Well, it's been hundreds of years, and my parents lived longer," Zeteng played with Tan Chen's slender and straight fingers, "Although I yearn for the outside world, my hometown is my hometown after all."

"What about you?" Tan Chen turned his head to look at him, "You also think this place... is more suitable for you?"

Zetten smiled and shook his head: "I am most at ease staying by your side."

Tan Chen's heart skipped a beat, and for no reason he felt a little hot on his face.

This idiot, who usually looks like a child when he is skinny and shameless, but when he is serious, he is... terribly attractive.

The two stared at each other for a while, and Zeteng was the first to get up distracted. Seeing that Tan Chen had no intention of resisting, he lowered his head and slowly moved closer to the corner of his slightly pursed mouth...

Just at the moment when the work was about to be completed, an excited voice came from far and near——

"Teng Teng, mother misses you~~~!!"

Tan Chen: "..."

Ze Teng's face turned black, he stared at his lover's thin lips so close to him that he kissed either not or not, he just wanted to kick his own mother into the pool to be with his father!

A woman running towards this side at full speed appeared in the field of vision. Tan Chen took a brief look and saw her with black hair reaching her waist and fair skin. She was wearing clothes woven with vines and wild flowers and weeds. It's like a charming goblin in a fantasy story.

Ze Yu followed behind the protruding and beautiful woman, and said calmly, "It's not the right time to appear."

When Tan Chen saw Ze Teng's mother, he was amazed at the young beauty of the other party. She and Ze Teng looked more like siblings, and it was absolutely difficult to think of mother and child.

Therefore, the phrase "Auntie" got stuck in Tan Chen's throat, and he couldn't say it... ==

"Oh! Let mom see!" Zeteng's mother slapped her son away, grabbed Tan Chen's shoulders, and her eyes lit up!

Tan Chen worriedly and speechlessly glanced at Zeteng who fell into the pool in free fall, and turned his head to meet a pair of golden animal eyes that were exactly the same as Zeten's.

"Auntie... hello." Tan Chen finally called out these two words with great struggle, almost squeezed out from between his teeth.

Mrs. Zeteng slapped Tan Chen on the back excitedly, and almost beat him to a mouthful of old blood: "You can also call me 'Mom'! Good boy, don't look out!"

"Don't... touch him..." Zeten crawled out of the pool with difficulty, hanging there with only half his breath left.

Zeyu reminded nervously: "Mother, you are too strong, he can't bear it."

Tan Chen's chest was buzzing, his ears were ringing and his eyes were dazzled, and then Mrs. Zeteng was enlightened, and yelled in horror: "Yes, yes, yes, sorry——"

Ze Yu walked over silently, and put his hands on Tan Chen's back to heal him.

On the other side, Ze Teng pinched his mother's neck and shook it vigorously, and Ze's mother couldn't stop apologizing with tears in her eyes.Finally Tan Chen came back slowly, patted his chest and said, "It's okay, it doesn't matter anymore..."

...so to find a partner, you must investigate the whole family, young and old, he is a bloody example ==.

Ze Yu picked up a few pheasants that had been thrown by his mother, and said to Ze Teng, "Brother, take him to the hot spring in the back mountain to soak first, so as not to catch a cold."

Ze Teng glared angrily at the old lady, who was terrified, holding his paws and begging for mercy from Tan Chen. The gesture inexplicably reminded Tan Chen of...a pet dog.

In any case, it is naturally impossible to get angry with the elder Tan Chen, not to mention that he is completely fine after Ze Yu's treatment, so he stroked Ze Teng's back comfortingly, and smiled at the old lady Snake: "Auntie, don't worry about it." Come on, I'm not that... vulnerable."

"Let's go," Ze Yu pulled his mother, "Let's go prepare food."

"Oh...well, when you've had enough fun, remember to come back for dinner in time~" Mama Ze turned her head and waved to Tan Chen enthusiastically.

Zetten said embarrassingly: "My mother has always been like this, don't take offense."

Tan Chen: "...you're not much better either."

The two came to the hot spring that Ze Yu mentioned, and as far as their eyes could see, there was white mist and steaming steam. Ze Teng pulled off the vines covering his body, jumped in with a plop, and then opened his arms to Tan Chen: "My dear, hurry up!" Come!"

The spring water in this pool does not have the sulfur smell of ordinary hot springs, but instead has a smell of Chinese herbal medicine. Tan Chen took off his clothes and asked curiously: "Does this hot spring have any effect?"

"Well...we will come here to soak when we are injured outside, and we will recover quickly. I heard from Zeyu that this spring water can also dispel cold, so there is no harm..."

Tan Chen was pleasantly surprised—is this the healing spring in martial arts novels?Then he can soak for a while longer, and he will make a steady profit!

The two sat side by side in the warm spring water. Within a few minutes, Tan Chen's skin was covered with a layer of crimson. Zeteng stared at him, feeling his mouth was dry, and couldn't help swallowing hard. Saliva, making a clearly audible "gudong" sound.

Tan Chen frowned and looked at him. After a while, he asked hoarsely, "You...cough, do you want to do it?"

Zetten froze for a moment, not expecting him to ask so directly.

Three seconds later, the beast rushed forward decisively and pressed Tan Chen against the big round rock by the pool.

The moment his skin touched something hard, Tan Chen twisted his waist uncomfortably.

Then Zeteng's strong arms wrapped around him behind him, and then his lips pressed against Tan Chen's chest and kept pecking and kissing.

Watching the two light-brown meat grains harden slowly under his own licking and biting, Zeten couldn't help but let out a heavy gasp.

The slender eyes immersed in desire were astonishingly bright, and Tan Chen's heart skipped a beat. He slapped his face away and said, "Quick battle and quick decision." I don't want to be seen by Zetten's family...

"Well, it's true that you can't soak it for too long, you will get dizzy..." Zeten whispered, chasing Tan Chen's mouth relentlessly, and finally succeeded in taking the two pieces that looked cold but were actually soft enough to make his heart sour. His lips were between his teeth, sucking his tongue tenderly and provocatively.

The lung capacity of the animal is so great that Tan Chen was a little out of breath after kissing for a while. He tilted his head back weakly to avoid the fiery kiss. Zeteng looked at him and smiled intoxicatedly. on his slender neck.

The sharp teeth swept across the Adam's apple, and Tan Chen held his breath for a moment. The desire under his body was held by Ze Teng's big hand, and it was tightly pressed against the fiery heat of the other party who had already stood upright.

With one hand, Ze Teng rubbed the guys with their heads up, and with the other hand, he went around behind Tan Chen, found the closed entrance, and slowly massaged it.

A vein twitched on Tan Chen's forehead, and he said viciously, "It's agreed that we won't actually fight!"

Zetten kissed his mouth: "Okay, I won't go in..."

"Then take your paws away!... Ugh!"

Tan Chen's hands were caught between his arms, unable to move, he didn't hold the door behind him, and was relentlessly poked in by that shameless finger.

"Xiaochen, touch me too..." Zeten's slightly parted lips were incredibly sexy, and a fiery breath overflowed from them.He took Tan Chen's hand, forcing it to cover the desire of the two, and then firmly wrapped the nervous and shy hand that was trying to escape and slid it.

The surface of the water rippled continuously due to the movements of the two, and Tan Chen's cheeks were flushed, and he finally took the initiative under Zeteng's half-forced half-lure. When the comfortable torrent came, he tightened his waist and his nails sank deeply in the skin.

... As expected, it was a quick battle, and it took less than ten minutes before and after.

Tan Chen was held in his arms, and the two calmed down quietly for a while.

Zeteng obviously didn't look full, and it didn't take long before his hand started to be dishonest again. It slid from Tan Chen's chest to his lower abdomen, and then to his waist. When he was about to continue touching his thigh, he suddenly hit Tan Chen. A blank stare.

"Enough soaking, let's go!" Tan Chen stood up abruptly, water droplets rolling down his skin.

Zeten blinked resentfully, "Stay a little longer, anyway, they must not have finished the meal..."

"Should we help anyway? Are you waiting for free food?" Tan Chen put on his clothes angrily, "Hurry up!"

Zeteng had no choice but to crawl out reluctantly, grabbed Tan Chen for another French kiss, and then pulled him back.