The Record of the Cheap Snake Chasing His Wife

Unknowingly entering mid-August, the weather is getting hotter and hotter. Even if you sit in the shade and don't move, you will be covered in sweat in a short time.

The snake demon somehow heard that blowing on the air conditioner for a long time would cause such and other minor problems, so it got worse and stuck to Tan Chen's side to act as a mobile refrigerator.Tan Chen thought he was annoying at first, but after a long time, he really felt that this guy was very useful, convenient and environmentally friendly, and could also automatically control the temperature, which was indeed better than the air conditioner, so he acquiesced to Zeten's brown candy behavior.

On this day, Zhou Nan walked in with a towel around his neck. While wiping his sweat, he put the documents he had just brought back from the client on Tan Chen's desk, and then sighed contentedly: "Mr. Tan, I didn't say that, the entire company Your office is the most comfortable, even though the air conditioner is not turned on, why is it not hot at all?"

Zetten raised a finger: "This is a secret~"

Zhou Nan: "..."

Tan Chen read the document carefully, and said: "Basically there is no problem, just follow the previous steps—by the way, Xiao Zhou, I will go out with Zeteng tomorrow, and it will take a few days. Please take care of yourself and Manager Yang, and call me if you need anything."

Zhou Nan fully agreed: "No problem Mr. Tan, it should be!"

As he spoke, his eyes turned around between Tan Chen and Ze Teng, and he smiled clearly: "Hey, forgive me for asking too much, are you two going to travel?"

Tan Chen nodded, then shook his head: "It doesn't count, I'm going to visit my father-in-law."

The corners of Zhou Nan's eyes twitched: "..."

There are two provinces between Zeteng’s hometown and this city, so it’s not too far away.Tan Chen originally planned to take the plane, but after thinking about it, Ze Teng was a black man and couldn't buy a plane ticket, so the two had to switch to the train.Fortunately, now is not a special period, and there is no need for real-name registration, so Tan Chen successfully booked two soft sleeper tickets.

Speaking of which, mountain climbing and other sports seem to be far away from him. Tan Chen is so busy after work that he doesn't even have time to go to the gym.He groaned and dug out the mountaineering equipment from the bottom of the box, recalling the beautiful scene of green trees and beautiful water in the mountains, he was really nostalgic and longing for it in his heart.

Zeteng had never been on a train, so he found it very interesting just hearing Tan Chen's description, and he looked eager to try it all night.

Tan Chen polished the hiking shoes he hadn't worn for a long time, and couldn't help but smile: "Your home is so far away from mine, how did you find me in the first place?"

Zetten scratched his hair: "Walking... looking for it for a long time."

Tan Chen's hands paused, and he stared at him.

"I originally thought that if I couldn't find it, I would keep looking until I could say thank you in person." Zeteng stretched his expression from the bottom of his heart, and opened his arms to embrace Tan Chen almost reverently. "Fortunately, I Found you...so great."

He thanked God incoherently for not being able to help at all. Although Tan Chen thought he was stupid, he was not unmoved.

So their eyes collided, their veins were glued together, and it was another warm kiss.

*****

Early the next morning, Tan Chen arrived at the train station with his luggage and Zeten.

Go through the ticket gate, board the train, find your own compartment, stuff your luggage under the bed, and then the two sit side by side on the bed and wait for the train to depart.

Zeteng looked out the window with great interest: "Xiaochen, this car is so long!"

"Because there are a lot of people to accommodate, of course it's long," Tan Chen took out two bottles of mineral water, "here."

Not long after, two chattering and laughing girls walked in, who looked like college students.

It was also fate to meet them during the journey, so Tan Chen greeted them generously.

As soon as the female student saw Zeten, her eyes straightened: "You, how are you..."

Zetten waved: "You are also good."

There was no further conversation between the two sides.

There was a strange smell left on the bed in the carriage. Tan Chen usually likes to be clean, so he couldn't stand the environment, so he kept his eyes closed to rest.Zetten was always sticking to him to help him cool down, and he didn't have the heart to talk to the girl opposite.

The schoolgirls muttered for a while, and glanced here from time to time.Finally, one of them dared to ask: "Sir, are you the actor in the advertisement for the Yajie Bishengquan shampoo?"

Tan Chen was stunned for a moment, and just about to deny it, Ze Teng smiled and said, "You're wrong."

"No way? It looks the same..."

Tan Chen said in a distant tone, "There are many people who look alike."

Seeing the cold look on this man's face, the girls couldn't help but look at each other, stuck out their tongues and didn't dare to ask more questions.

After the train started, Zeteng chatted with Tan Chen while looking at the scenery, and it was noon before he knew it.

The students took out two bucket noodles of Master Kong and laughed and unwrapped them and sprinkled them with seasonings. This stuff smelled delicious, and when the boiling water was flushed, there was a strong smell of soup in the air. Tan Chen felt that he was Also hungry.

Zetten volunteered: "I'll go buy you food!"

Tan Chen nodded: "When you go out, turn left and there is a dining car, buy two lunch boxes and come back."

Zeteng went with the change. He found the dining car according to Tan Chen's instructions, and bought pork ribs with few pieces of meat to cover rice. He was about to take it back when he turned around and almost bumped into someone else.

"Hey, be careful!" The man frowned and patted the black shirt. When he saw Zeten's face, he was stunned for a moment.

Zetten also showed a surprised expression. After a while, the other party grinned and revealed two sharp animal teeth, and said in a drawn-out tone, "So it's Zeten..."

"Why are you here?" Zeten said impatiently.

"Why can't I be here? Does this train belong to your family?" The man was about the same height as Zeten, and the two of them squeezed into the narrow aisle and almost occupied the entire space. Zeten thought that Tan Chen was still hungry, Not in the mood to talk nonsense with him, just turned sideways and walked away.

The other party raised his eyebrows, "Hey, see that I don't even bother to say a word? At least we have been fighting since we were young."

"I'm busy!" Zetten turned his back to him and raised the box lunch in his hand, before disappearing from his sight.

Back in the carriage, Zetten handed the lunch box to Tan Chen, unscrewed a bottle of mineral water and put it in front of him.

Tan Chen took two mouthfuls of rice, looked at Ze Teng, and said, "Sit down."

"Here we come~" Ze Teng approached him, a gust of cool air came out, and Tan Chen was so comfortable that he almost wanted to sigh.

At this time, the two schoolgirls on the opposite side smiled and said, "The air-conditioning on this train is really good, I don't feel hot at all." They picked up the box of noodles and drank the soup.

Hearing this, Tan Chen felt a little proud.

The two of them were halfway through their meal when there was a knock on the door.

Tan Chen asked suspiciously, "Could it be the ticket inspector?" He flipped through the ticket from his pocket.

Zeteng frowned and stopped him: "No, it's a friend of mine, Xiaochen, please sit still."

Tan Chen was taken aback - Zetten actually had friends? !On this train?What kind of plane is it? I've never heard him talk about it!

Zeteng got up and went to open the door, but there were people blocking the door: "If you have something to do, just say it's okay and get out, or you will die!"

The man looked inside, Tan Chen took a glance, and found that he was a tall and good-looking man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, wide mouth and straight nose, and a suave air.I don't know if it's because he's been with the beast for a long time, Tan Chen inexplicably feels that this guy seems... also has the breath of a beast.

"Zeten, I'm warning you! Get out of the way and let me see my sister-in-law, or I'll throw you out of the car!"

"Oh? Try it?"

Tan Chen twitched the corners of his mouth: "Ze Teng, let your friend come in, what does it look like to stand at the door arguing." Are you afraid of being seen as a big man?

Zetten gritted his teeth and turned sideways unwillingly.

The man walked in arrogantly, touched his chin and stared at Tan Chen, and nodded "Mmmmm" while watching.

"Oh... Zeten, your wife is not bad."

"Be careful what you say, or your head will be twisted off and mixed with vegetables." Zeteng blocked Tan Chen behind him with the appearance of protecting the cub, "Xiao Chen, you eat, ignore him."

Tan Chen: I didn't intend to talk to him==.

Probably frightened by the tense atmosphere, the two school girls tacitly climbed onto the bed and pretended to be taking a nap, eavesdropping with their four ears up.

The other party looked at Tan Chen for a while, then suddenly smiled, and began to introduce himself: "Hello, my name is Xuan Ming, and I am Ze Teng's old friend."

Tan Chen gnawed on the ribs: "..."

Zetten was furious: "Fart! Tired of work!"

Xuan Ming waved his hand: "It's just a joke, calm down!"

Tan Chen wiped his mouth after eating, "Pay attention to the volume, someone is sleeping."

Student girl: "..."

Zeteng hurriedly explained: "Xiao Chen, don't listen to his nonsense, I only fought with him a few times."

Xuanming said aggrievedly: "How many times have you bathed, you forgot? It's a heartless thing."

Tan Chen nodded in understanding: "Are you brothers who have a good friendship?"

Zeteng was afraid that the wolf spirit would say something shocking again, so he said first, "Probably that's it, nothing else matters." Then he turned his head and glared at Xuanming: "Have you finished reading? Why don't you get out?"

Xuan Ming cheekily stayed where he was, "We haven't seen each other for so long, why are you rushing me away? I still want to talk to my sister-in-law."

Tan Chen corrected him sternly: "I'm not his wife."

"Then... brother-in-law?"

Zetten: "..."

Xuan Ming laughed happily, looked at the two, and said: "This train is bound for our hometown, Ze Teng, are you going to take him back to see your parents?"

Ze Teng nodded, Xuan Ming nodded and looked at Tan Chen with a hint of appreciation in his eyes, "Not bad young man, he has guts."

After saying this inexplicable sentence, Xuan Ming stood up and took out his mobile phone: "That's it, I still have friends waiting over there, I will leave you a number, it will be easier for us to get in touch in the future."

Ze Teng was not used to carrying a mobile phone, so Tan Chen used his mobile phone to record Xuan Ming's number, Xuan Ming came over to take a look, and immediately said: "It's not this 'Ming'." He took out a signature pen and wrote "朙" on his hand Tan Chen stared blankly for a while, then typed the three characters "Xuan Jiong Yue" into the phone.

Tan Chen raised his phone: "Understood, Jiong Yue."

Xuan Ming: "..."

After traveling for more than ten hours, the train finally arrived at City K.

Zetten's hometown is in a famous scenic spot on the outskirts of K City.

It was already past one o'clock in the morning, and there was no shuttle bus to the scenic spot for a long time, not to mention that it was not safe to go up the mountain at night, so the two took a room in a nearby hotel.

Tan Chen slept on the train during the day, and he and Zeteng lay on the bed and chatted while still not sleepy after taking a shower.

"I'm going to see your parents tomorrow, what do I need to buy?" Faced with humans, it's okay, but that family is full of snake demons, and Tan Chen suddenly finds himself in trouble.

Ze Teng embraced Tan Chen and kissed his neck where the scent of bath liquid remained, "You will be happy if you can go to them, and you don't need to bring gifts."

Tan Chen nodded hesitantly, and said, "Empty hands are always a bit out of place..."

Ze Teng was elated: "Xiaochen, you still say that you are not my wife! You are exactly the same as a newly married little daughter-in-law~"

Tan Chen became angry and punched him.

The two quarreled for a while, and Zeteng finally had the advantage in physical strength, turning over and pressing him down, "Xiao Chen, Xiao Chen, listen to me first."

Tan Chen adjusted his posture: "Speak."

"My family usually eats and uses differently from yours. There are treasures everywhere in the deep mountains, and they don't like human things, so there is really no need to bring them anything."

"...Oh," Tan Chen crawled out from under him, "That's fine too. If anyone in your family wants to come out to play, I'll entertain them."

"Okay!" Ze Teng hugged him happily, and kissed the top of Tan Chen's head.

"By the way, the person on the train today is also a bird...an animal?" Tan Chen couldn't help asking curiously when he thought of classmate Jiongyue.

"Well, he cultivated human form five years earlier than me, he is a wolf demon."

"Wolf?" Tan Chen was taken aback, that Xuan Ming was very upright and handsome, it was really difficult to connect him with this ferocious animal for a while.

"Xiao Chen!" Zeteng suddenly said nervously, "Why do you ask about him? That guy is sinister and shameless. I'm much better than him!"

Tan Chen reckoned that this guy had knocked over the vinegar bottle again, he secretly smiled, but calmed down on the surface: "It's good to have a change of taste once in a while."

Zetten: "..."

Three seconds later, the idiot snake demon's mournful and angry howling sounded in the room.