The Record of the Cheap Snake Chasing His Wife

There are only three words in Tan Chen's mind: really sensational.

I don't know where the idiot snake demon learned these sweet words... No, the sour words made him unable to do anything.

It seems that if you beat him, you will appear shy and awkward, what a cunning thing ==

Zeteng enjoyed staying with Tan Chen in such a peaceful way. He stopped making noise along the way, and just touched his hair and face affectionately, without any more excessive behavior.

This kind of warmth lasted until the two returned home, and when Zetten was about to get out of the car, he suddenly turned pale and said, "Oops!"

Tan Chen raised his eyebrows: "What's wrong?"

Zeteng anxiously said naked: "Jin Song lent me the suit I'm wearing today! I left it outside!"

Tan Chen was stunned for a moment, and finally couldn't help but bent his index finger and smashed Ze Teng's forehead: "I know you can find trouble for me!"

Zeteng didn't dare to raise his head and look at him: "I'm in a hurry, who made Leftovers have bad intentions for you..."

Although he lost his clothes, it is true that Zeteng rescued him from Sheng Mingxuan's coercion, so Tan Chen decided to let him go this time...

"If you throw it away, just throw it away. I'll buy a new one to compensate him another day," he said as he took off his coat and handed it to Zetten, muttering dissatisfiedly, "Don't change it when you go out in the future. You don't want to make a fuss."

"... Oh." Zeteng wrapped Tan Chen's clothes around his lower body, thought for a while, and said firmly: "Xiao Chen, I don't regret biting him today, even if you give me another chance, I will still do it like that." Do."

Tan Chen did not refute.

Because he himself wanted to push Sheng Mingxuan away at that time, but the two of them had a good friendship after all, and he didn't want to do that because of face and affection.

……

Tan Chen was silent for a while, and said lightly: "I will take care of my affairs, you don't need to interfere anymore."

Zetten called "Xiaochen" and took his hand.

The cold touch made Tan Chen reflexively want to pull his hand back, but Zeteng exerted a little strength. After all, Tan Chen is a mortal and it is impossible to break free from him, so he raised his head and gave Zeteng a look.

His glance was just a subconscious movement, and in fact it had no power at all, but Zeten still let go of his hand, lowered his eyes and smiled softly.

The snake demon smiled a little far-fetched, Tan Chen had never seen such an expression on his face, and couldn't help being stunned for a moment.

"I'm not happy that he touched you, Xiaochen."

Tan Chen frowned: "I'm not your property."

Zetten said of course: "But I like you."

"..." Talking about feelings with monsters is a very hurtful thing, so Tan Chen decided to ignore it.

"So I'll take you to take a bath!" Zeteng's eyes lit up, and he carried Tan Chen into the bathroom and carefully placed him in the bathtub.

Tan Chen thought that he was going to do some "misconduct" again, and was about to reprimand him, but Ze Teng retreated obediently and closed the door.

He sat numbly for a few seconds, and suddenly thought inappropriately - if the person in front of him just now was Sheng Mingxuan...

Tan Chen shook his head, he couldn't accept the way Sheng Mingxuan picked him up and ran all the way just by imagining it.

Zeteng naturally wanted to sleep together with Tan Chen that night. After he tasted the sweetness, he didn't want to sleep wronged in the storage box anymore.

Zetten strongly protested: "That box was cold and hard, I couldn't sleep well!"

Because of the last incident, Tan Chen always felt that sleeping with Ze Teng was a bit strange, so he pretended to flip through the book and said with guilt: "You can sleep in a hole, why can't you sleep in a box? Did you buy a cotton pad? Leave me alone and go to bed by yourself!"

"Xiao Chen..." Ze Teng climbed onto his bed reluctantly, Tan Chen kicked him up and wanted to kick him off, but Ze Teng shot faster, grabbed his slender ankle and pulled him, He pulled under himself.

Ze Teng didn't use any force, so Tan Chen didn't feel any pain, but was startled by his sudden movement, and blinked blankly.

In Zeten's eyes, this expression only looked extremely cute. Zeten smiled and kissed Tan Chen's forehead, and whispered in a magnetic voice: "I'll be good, I won't disturb you, just sleep next to you, okay?" good?"

Tan Chen subconsciously said, "Not good."

"why?"

Of course, Tan Chen would not honestly explain the unspeakable whole story, he lied casually: "You are as strong as a mountain, you will squeeze me down."

Zeteng didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Xiao Chen, I have no problem sleeping three in your bed!"

While saying that, without waiting for Tan Chen to continue to refuse, he rolled him in his arms, hugged him together and rolled him into the bed.

"Xiaochen, please...I'm a little tired today, let me sleep with you..." Zeten murmured softly, and closed his eyes wearily.

Tan Chen was stiff all over, and after a while, he gradually relaxed.

"...you sleep calmly, don't hug me."

Zetten didn't hear it, his breathing was even and long, and he was obviously falling asleep.

Tan Chen stared straight at the ceiling, and finally had to compromise silently.

*****

Although he was worried beforehand, after waking up the next morning, Tan Chen found that he did not have the embarrassing situation last time.

He breathed a sigh of relief, turned to look at Zeten, and found that the guy was still sleeping soundly with him in his arms.

Sleeping on Zeteng's arm is much more comfortable than a pillow. His body temperature is low, and even in the hot summer he didn't break a sweat even in his arms. In the past, Tan Chen always had to turn on the air conditioner to sleep soundly, although he I don't want to admit it...but last night was really the most solid sleep he had since the beginning of summer.

Tan Chen twitched the corners of his mouth, and as soon as he moved, Ze Teng immediately opened his eyes: "Xiao Chen, are you awake?"

"...Well," Tan Chen nodded twice, looking away unnaturally, "Get up quickly, clean up today!"

Zetten became interested: "Cleaning? What's that?"

"Clean up," Tan Chen crawled out of his arms, picked up his clothes and began to put them on, "Look, the furniture is dusty, and the quilts and bed sheets also need to be washed. You are tall, so you can clean the glass."

Zetten hurriedly agreed: "No problem, no problem, I will clean up properly!"

Tan Chen has been busy with work recently, and hasn't done housework for a long time. The two of them went out to the supermarket together after breakfast, planning to buy some cleaning supplies.

The first time Zeten entered the store, he felt it was very fresh. When he passed by the deli, his eyeballs were almost glued to all kinds of delicious meat. Tan Chen glanced at him, thinking that Zeten's performance in the past two days was not bad, so he knew He cleared his throat and asked, "Do you want to eat?"

Zetten hesitated.

"If you want to eat, just say you want to eat, if you don't want to eat, just say you don't want to eat, what are you trying to do!"

Zetten immediately said loudly: "I want to eat!"

The girl at the deli covered her mouth and snickered, "Sir, we are doing a weekend bonus event, and we will give you an extra pair of chicken legs when you spend 80 yuan."

Tan Chen seemed to hear the sound of Zeten swallowing his saliva.

80 yuan is not a big amount to him at all, but he doesn't want Zetten to taste the sweetness so easily.

Tan Chen himself couldn't explain why this kind of slightly dark psychology == it's just that he suddenly found it fun to tease Zeten today.

"If you want to eat meat, you have to sleep in a box tonight." Tan Chen said seriously.

Zeteng immediately slumped, and waved his hands in fear: "No, no, I won't eat Xiao Chen, don't let me sleep in the box!"

He was nearly 1.9 meters tall and handsome, but he acted like a child without any image, and many people around him looked at Zeten and whispered.Tan Chen suppressed his laugh, and said to the deli owner, "Please, each of these types comes with five catties."

Zeteng almost burst into tears: "Xiao Chen, I really don't want to eat it!"

Tan Chen said calmly, "Can I buy something for myself?"

Zetten sniffed and nodded worriedly: "Then shall I still use the sleeping box?"

Tan Chen smiled inscrutably, deliberately not answering him, and then happily admired Zeten's frightened face.

Pushing a shopping cart full of all kinds of meat, Ze Teng and Tan Chen came to the detergent counter.He turned his head to see that there was no one around, so he boldly leaned over: "Xiao Chen..."

"What are you doing?" Tan Chen chose two bottles of dishwashing liquid and threw them into the shopping cart, "Didn't you say you can choose between eating meat and sleeping on the bed? You have to understand the truth that you can't have both."

"Of course I choose the bed!" Zeten stared intently at the shopping cart and salivated, "Meat is not important at all compared to you!"

Seeing his duplicity, Tan Chen was about to burst into laughter, and quickly turned around, shaking his shoulders and turning his back to Zeteng.

"Xiao Chen, I don't eat meat, please let me sleep on the bed..." Ze Teng pleaded for a place to stay.

Seeing his anxious expression, Tan Chen felt a sudden movement in his heart.

"... It's not impossible to sleep in bed."

When Zeteng heard this, he was overjoyed: "Really?!"

"Really, it's too hot recently. I'm going to make a bed in the living room tonight. The bed is just for you to sleep on."

Zetten froze for a moment: "How can this work?"

Tan Chen finally turned his head back with great success. When he glanced at Zeteng from the corners of his eyes that were glowing and slightly red because of holding back his laughter, the snake demon seemed to hear something roaring in his head, and the bottom of his heart was struggling to hold on. Something snapped instantly, he could hardly think, bent down instinctively, and quickly pecked Tan Chen's mouth.

Tan Chenzhen was on the spot, staring at him in disbelief.

Only then did Zeteng realize what he had just done, and hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, I couldn't hold back!"

Tan Chen felt that he should get angry at him, but looking at Ze Teng's flushed handsome face and the unconcealable fascination in his eyes, he found powerlessly that he was completely... unable to get angry!Oh shit!

This cognition makes Tan Chen wish to slap Zetten into the black hole of the universe!He stared stiffly at the terrified monster in front of him, and said word by word: "You, today, have no meat to eat, and no bed to sleep in!"

Zeteng looked at the back of Tan Chen leaving heartlessly without tears.

At the same time, a mournful song begins to play in the supermarket.

"I mistakenly feel that you are not angry~~

So I thought you would understand my hard work~~

Gradually wake up until the moment you turn around and leave~~~——this is the best punishment for impulsiveness!

Ah~~~~~~~~~~~"

Zetten raised his head, and flew a sharp eye knife towards the stereo angrily!

— Punish your sister!Punish your sister!I will punish you now!

A golden light condensed in his hand, and he waved decisively at the speaker!

Then I heard a click, and the bracket of the fixed sound system was broken immediately, and the innocent singing black box fell from the ceiling, and suddenly became dumb.

Zeteng smiled in satisfaction, clapped his palms, and chased after Tan Chen, "Xiao Chen, wait for me—"