dumb wizard

February [-]th, Valentine's Day.

Hogwarts exudes a pink atmosphere everywhere, and the sweet and bitter aroma of chocolate conveys the taste of love. The young wizards who are in love blushed and gave carefully packaged chocolates to their favorite people.

"For you!" Xiu, who was walking with his head down in the corridor, was suddenly bumped, and something was stuffed into his hand.Xiu raised his head and looked inexplicably at the long-haired girl running away in front of him.

It's chocolate~

Xiu thought nonchalantly, opened the delicate pink wrapping paper, took out the chocolate inside, and chewed it in his mouth.

Well, the quality of cocoa powder is not good enough, the ratio of sugar and milk is not precise, and the taste is not smooth enough.Conclusion: Barely imported.

Xiu professionally judged the taste of chocolate, but it was not easy to throw away the gifts from others, so he ate the leftovers.Swallowing the last bite, looking at the remaining pink wrapping paper in his hand, Xiu finally realized that this is Valentine's Day chocolate!

Just as he was struggling, another piece of chocolate was stuffed in his hand.It turned out that many people were still hesitating, but now that someone started, they rushed forward.Xiu walked from the Transfiguration classroom to the Ravenclaw tower, and he had harvested dozens of chocolates on the not-so-long journey.

Xiu walked into Ravenclaw's common room with a pile of chocolates in his arms, and Yavit looked at him in surprise, "Xiu, I knew you were popular, but I didn't expect you to be so popular. How about it? It feels good to be surrounded by girls, right?"

Mentioning this repair is even more speechless.It was fine for the girls to give him chocolates, but even the boys came to join in the fun, and nearly half of the chocolates in his hand were given by those half-sized wizards, and there were even four academies!

Yavit bumped his shoulder, "Hey! You can't finish all these chocolates, why don't you share them with everyone."

Xiu rolled his eyes, threw all the chocolates into his arms, turned and went upstairs.

"Hey! Xiu, you don't want all of them?" Yavit shouted behind him, holding a pile of chocolates in his hands, looking funny.

Xiu didn't look back, but just raised his hand and waved, and his figure quickly disappeared around the corner of the stairs.

Yavit held the chocolate and turned to look at the other people in the lounge. They all looked at him with narrow smiles. Yavit shrugged, "In that case, let's eat together!"

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and then rushed to Yavit in unison, snatching the chocolate in his hand.Yavit was thrown down gloriously, struggling to shout: "Hey! Leave me a piece! This is the love chocolate that Xiu gave me!"

All the young wizards present said "Cut!"

While the little wizards were happily tasting the chocolates, Ansair came in from the outside. Seeing this scene, he couldn't help asking curiously: "How do you get together to eat chocolates? Yavit, it's not you who took the lead to show off how much money you received. Chocolate?"

Yavit came over and hooked his shoulders, and said with a smile: "Ans, speaking of this, our little prince Ravenclaw is the most powerful! The chocolates we are eating are all given to him by others, at least It's about thirty dollars."

Ansair frowned, feeling a little uncomfortable.He almost forgot that he was not the only one who had a crush on Xiu, and these chocolates sounded the alarm for him.

Ansair broke away from Yavit and said, "I'll go and see Xiu." Then he went up the stairs by himself.Yavit blinked behind him, puzzled: Did something happen to Xiu?Need him to check it out?

Ansair knocked on the door of Xiu's room, and Xiu who came to open the door saw him a little strangely.

Looking at Shang Xiu's suspicious eyes, Ansair didn't know what to say for a while.Now he and Xiu are just ordinary friends, maybe even worse, obviously it's not the time to pierce the window paper.

Seeing that Ansair didn't say a word, Xiu was even more puzzled.What on earth is he here for?Staring with him?

"Ahem!" Ansair coughed twice, and finally said, "Well, Xiu, I heard that you received a lot of chocolates."

just for this?

Xiu was even more confused, but still nodded.

"Is there any more?" As soon as the words came out, Ansair couldn't help but slap himself twice.

Xiu froze for a moment, looked at him with a strange look in his eyes, then shook his head.

"Oh, it's okay, I'm leaving." Ansair turned around and left without a pause, but the back figure seemed to be running away.

Xiu was a little confused, turned around and closed the door.

At six o'clock in the evening, Xiu went to the auditorium for dinner, and was stuffed with more than a dozen pieces of chocolate along the way, and two Gryffindor seniors held his hand to confess, which made him flee in embarrassment.

After finally reaching the auditorium, he was stopped by a third-year Slytherin senior.

Xiu looked at him holding a lot of roses in a daze, stared at him with an incomprehensible look (actually it was an affectionate gaze), took his right hand, and then knelt down on one knee Down.

"Oh! dear Xiu, how beautiful and charming you are. Your eyes are like the bright morning stars in the night sky, and your lips are the fragrant flowers. Oh! When I first saw you, my My heart is intoxicated for you, your every move deeply affects my heart, I am so crazy for you! Even if you can never speak, I am still willing to give everything for you. Xiu, I love you , please allow me to be your most solid support!"

The eager and exaggerated confession made Xiu extremely embarrassed, not to mention that there were so many people watching.

Xiu hurriedly broke away from his hand, but the man moved a few steps forward in this kneeling posture, persistently trying to grab Xiu's hand again, his eyes became more and more fiery.

Xiu Xiu was distressed, and a silky and deep voice came with cold sarcasm, "Causing the corridor to be blocked and affecting the dining order, Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff will each deduct ten points!"

Snape's appearance caused the young wizards watching to disperse, leaving only Slytherin holding Xiu's hand persistently and Xiu who was embarrassed.

"Spencer Zabini, one month's confinement, report to Filch tomorrow." Snape said coldly, Spencer Zabini argued, "Oh, no, Professor Snape , I just want to confess to my beloved, you can't deprive me of my rights."

Snape looked at him coldly, "Two months, Mr Zabini."

"Oh, no—" Spencer Zabini wailed in annoyance, and Hugh took the opportunity to break away from him and get behind Snape.

Spencer Zabini retreated under Snape's death sight and confinement offensive, gave Xiu a wink, adjusted his school robe a little, and walked into the auditorium with the bouquet of roses in his hands.

"Mr. White, do you still want to stand here and continue to emit your omnipotent hormones?" Snape turned and looked coldly at Xiu who was shrinking behind him.

It's not his fault!

Xiu secretly rolled his eyes at him in his heart, shook his head quickly, followed him into the auditorium, and sat at the end of the Ravenclaw table under everyone's gaze.

Hugh saw the Weasley twins on the Gryffindor table winking at him and laughing ambiguously.He quickly retracted his gaze and looked at the table intently, as if a flower had bloomed out of nowhere.

"Xiu, you are so charming, even the nobles in Slytherin who have their eyes above their heads fall under your wizard robe." It was Yavit who booed again, "Isn't it, Anse?" He elbowed He bumped Ansair's waist next to him.

Ansair's complexion was not very good-looking. He straightened his glasses and said seriously, "Xiu, Spencer Zabini is a famous playboy, don't be fooled by him."

Xiu was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and shook his head.

How could he like that kind of person, let alone they are all men.Xiu never considered the issue of a partner, let alone accepting a same-sex courtship.

Seeing him shaking his head, Ansair's face seemed to look better.Yavit watched his changes clearly and narrowed his eyes slightly.

Well, there is a problem~

After the chaos on Valentine's Day, Xiu realized that his face had caused a lot of trouble, and he had been frowning for several days, which made everyone in Hogwarts who thought about him feel distressed, especially those who were overwhelmed by motherhood. The little girl seemed to forget that she was only a few years older than Xiu at most, wishing she could hug him and comfort her.And the more irritable ones vowed to find out who made Xiu unhappy, but unfortunately they couldn't find out why Xiu was angry.

cellar.

"Professor Snape, I want to have plastic surgery!" Xiu solemnly slapped the notebook with this sentence in front of Snape.

The corners of Snape's eyes twitched, "What? Mr. White still thinks that he is not attractive enough, and wants to have plastic surgery to make everyone in the wizarding world fall in love with you?"

Xiu angrily wrote: "No! I want to make my face look like passers-by A, B, and C!"

"Oh? It seems that Mr. White is very dissatisfied with the appearance given by Merlin?" Snape raised his eyebrows again, and Xiu's little heart trembled.

Really, damn elegant!

"This face will only bring trouble. I just want to pass the seven years of Hogwarts in a normal way, and then go home, and no longer have anything to do with the wizarding world." Xiu calmed down and wrote slowly.

Snape frowned. Few Muggle wizards would choose to return to the Muggle world. Generally, after seven years of studying at Hogwarts, they would choose to make a living in the wizarding world.After all, they have a lot of wizarding credentials and almost no Muggle education.

Snape thought for a moment, then said, "Mr White, there may be a spell that will help you out of this little trouble."

Xiu's eyes lit up immediately, and Snape said in a rambling voice, "The Delusion Curse. This is a relatively advanced spell, but if you just want to make your appearance less conspicuous, it only takes a day."

Xiu showed unprecedented enthusiasm, and it only took a little over half a day to make his appearance no longer so outstanding in the eyes of others.