dumb wizard

When Xiu woke up, it was already the evening of the next day.

As soon as he opened his eyes, Snape, who was standing by his side, immediately noticed, "Xiu, how do you feel?"

Xiu was a little dazed, blinked, and it took a while to realize, "It's okay." His voice was hoarse and dry, and he had shouted too hard before.

Snape took the water that had been kept warm with a warming spell beside him, and slowly fed him to drink.

"Where's the child?" Xiu couldn't see the little guy who had been tormenting him for several months in the room, and asked quickly.Snape replied blankly: "I'm afraid I'll disturb you, so I put it in the next room. The house elf will watch."

Xiu immediately lifted the quilt: "I'll go and see!" Snape held him down, "Don't go!" His voice became a little harsh, and Xiu looked at him in surprise.Snape realized that his breath was not good, so he took a deep breath: "You are still very weak, I will let the elf carry you to see."

As he was about to snap his fingers, Xiu stopped his movement, looked into his dark eyes, and asked earnestly, "Sev, do you not like this child?"

Snape touched his cheek and said, "How could I not like our boy? But you value him too much, Xiu." He said only a small part of the reason, and more because of the thought of Xiu being born. How much the child has suffered, he cannot control his anger, even though the child is in fact innocent.

Xiu didn't doubt his words, propped up his still weak body, and hugged his neck.Snape was afraid that he would be tired, put his arms around his waist, frowned and said, "Lie down."

Xiu didn't listen to him, but took a bite on his mouth, and said with a smile, "So Sev is jealous! Don't worry, Sev is always the most important thing in my heart!"

Snape's ears were slightly red because of his blunt words, but his mouth was still unrelenting, "Absurd speculation! Little Mr. Snape, I hope your brain survived the pain yesterday!"

Xiu smiled triumphantly, wrinkled his nose, and pushed his shoulder, "Never mind! Let me see the child!"

Snape was delighted with his words at the moment, and simply let the elf carry the child over.

Xiu carefully hugged the baby, and the baby was falling asleep right now, with his index finger in his mouth, smacking his lips from time to time.

One day after birth, the baby is still wrinkled, with a yellowish face and thinning hair, which is not pleasant at all.But in the eyes of Xiu, who has just become a father (mother?), she is extremely cute.

Xiu poked the little baby's soft and bulging face, and the more he looked at it, the more he liked it, and he couldn't help but put a gentle and bright smile on his face.

Snape's heart was boiling with jealousy, but unfortunately he couldn't show it, he was so depressed that he almost hurt internally.He coughed and said, "Xiu, let me hold the child, you can't be tired now."

Xiu rolled his eyes at him, "The baby weighs so little, who can get tired?" This man thought he didn't know what he was thinking, and it's not too childish to be jealous with the baby!

Snape stopped talking, and just stared at his innocent son fiercely with eyes comparable to death rays. Unfortunately, the little baby, who was sleeping soundly with his finger in his mouth, temporarily blocked the signal station and couldn't receive it.

Xiu looked at his son for a long time before he was willing to look away, and asked, "Sev, have you named our baby yet?"

Snape was not in a good mood, and said stiffly: "Isn't it called a baby?"

Xiu blushed—how long is this guy going to be jealous?

"Don't you want a Snape named Baby to appear?" Xiu quarreled with Snape for the first time in order to defend his son's rights, which made Snape's face, who was already jealous, very dark.But thinking of the situation that Xiu said - a child named Baby Snape - Merlin's balls!It was terrible!

Snape couldn't accept it, so he could only name the little boy who took most of Xiu's attention.After looking through the dictionary all night, I finally decided to call him Abner Snape, which means wisdom.

It took two or three days for the newborn baby to open its eyes. Two days later, Snape and Xiu finally saw their son's eyes, which were black, as pure black as Snape's eyes.

Xiu is happy, a kid like Sif!

Snape was not happy, he wanted a child like Hugh, with amber eyes and light brown hair.But after all, it was his own child, and Snape didn't really dislike it, if Xiu didn't turn all his attention to little Abner.

The jealous snake king was unreasonable, Xiu didn't bother to talk to him, and devoted himself to taking care of little Abner. For this reason, including during Xiu's pregnancy, Snape hadn't touched Xiu for more than six months—a wizard should be extra careful when pregnant, intercourse is forbidden !

How inhuman is this for a man in his prime, in good health, who has been abstinent for many years, and then tasted delicious food!

Xiu didn't want to wrong his partner, but every time the two were having a heated fight, little Abner in the next room would suddenly cry or do other things to attract attention.Snape gritted his teeth with hatred, this little bastard was born to oppose him, right? !

Once again, when Xiu left the high-spirited Snape for his son, Snape finally broke out and pressed Xiu not to let go, leaving the house-elf to take care of the child.

The painful lesson taught Xiu how terrible it is to be a man who is forced to abstinence. He was so sore all over his body that he didn't seem to be his own from the waist down. Take care of my son.

On the other hand, Snape, the man whose desire was satisfied was full of energy and in a good mood, and he was very kind to the crying little Abner, and clumsily hugged him for a while—although his unskilled movements made the little guy cry even worse up.

Little Abner looked more like Snape the longer he grew, with black hair and black eyes, but his nose wasn't that big, maybe he looked like Xiu.Abner's character was exactly the same as Snape's, rigorous and serious, but his white and tender bun face had a serious expression, which made people want to pinch him even more.

The good news is that Abner's talent for potions is also very good. During Xiu's pregnancy, Snape's prenatal education was to read potions and herbal medicines every day.Little Abner has been reading basic potions books since he was one year old, full of pictures and texts.Snape didn't care if he could understand it or not, as long as it looked familiar.

The little Scorpius of the Draco family is four years older than Abner, and he always regards himself as an older brother in front of him. Every time they see Scorpius patting his small chest and saying that he wants to protect Abner, several adults will be shocked. It was because he couldn't help but laugh so hard that Platinum Baozi was hit hard.

The personalities of the two little buns can be said to be completely different, but their relationship is terribly good. Either Scorpius went to Prince Manor, or Abner went to Malfoy Manor, as if they were one person.

The grown-ups were happy to see it happen—of course, Snape had repeatedly warned Abner not to imitate Platinum Bun's way of raising his chin and squinting at people.Of course Abner had no objection. In fact, he had already started to worry about whether Scorpius' eyes would grow crooked because of this, and planned to correct Scorpius' bad habits.

Scorpius was going to Hogwarts to go to school, and for two whole months, he tearfully told his dismay in front of the seven-year-old Abner.Abner comforted him decently a few times at the beginning, but then he became numb after many times, and he just ignored it and let it go.

Scorpius was not willing to accept his perfunctory, put his arms around Abner, who was half a head shorter than himself, and coquettishly, asking for a guarantee of missing.

Although Abner felt that there was no need for that at all—the owl and the double-way mirror are very convenient—he made the promise according to his wishes, and Scorpius smiled and kissed him hard on his fair cheek.Abner, who was not as thick-skinned as him, immediately blushed his ears, and kicked the little platinum nobleman away angrily.

The two children have grown stronger and stronger over the years, and Xiudu has seen it, so he can't help worrying.

Looking at the children cuddling each other on the sofa, reading books, and feeding each other snacks, Xiu couldn't help but ask his partner: "Sif, Abner and Scorpius look like this..."

Snape, who was reading a book, raised his eyebrows and asked indifferently, "What's the problem?"

Xiu tugged at his arm in dissatisfaction, and said, "Don't always look so indifferent! Abner is our child!"

Snape put down the book helplessly: "Xiu, it's not that I don't care, it's that you care too much! They have grown up, and they will solve their own problems."

Xiu also knew that he cared too much, but he couldn't rest assured that Abner was a piece of flesh that fell from him!

Snape rubbed his hair, and said inexplicably, "You don't need to worry about Abner at all, that kid won't suffer."

Xiu didn't quite understand what he meant, and turned to look at the two children, they were almost glued together.Abner was holding a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake and feeding it to the little platinum nobleman, his dark eyes were full of doting.

Xiu suddenly realized - he was still worrying about here, but the two boys would have gone together long ago!

But from the looks of it, it seems that your own children are taking the initiative?I don't know if Draco and Harry will go crazy if they find out?Well, I'm looking forward to it——

Hugh White, who had been more and more spoiled by Snape these years, squinted his eyes and thought cheerfully.

Poor Draco, who is busy with the affairs of the Malfoy family, and Auror Harry, who is fighting on the front line, don't know that their precious son has been abducted. They were not informed until Scorpius graduated and they wanted to find a wife for him. There is really no place to cry!

Scorpius is the heir to the Malfoy family!What if you marry out of the family?

Lucius, who traveled with Narcissa, learned that his only grandson had been abducted. He was so angry that he used the Portkey to teleport across the ocean, and rushed back to scold Draco.

Draco really had no place to sue for grievances, and it was impossible to break up the young couple, hugging Harry and crying.Harry didn't know what to do, the Malfoy family couldn't live without an heir, but Scorpius had been subdued by the black-bellied Abner all these years, and it seemed that he had no hope of standing up and making decisions in this life .

The adults and children discussed it for a long time, and finally decided to let Abner marry into the Malfoy family. As for the matter of the bed, it is the privacy of the couple, and they have nothing to do with it!If two people have children, the first one's surname is Malfoy, and they will inherit the Malfoy family in the future.If there is a second child, come back and inherit the Prince family.

Abner has no objection. It is the same for him to marry or marry anyway, and the essential attributes will not change.Scorpius was overjoyed, although he knew certain things well, but he looked good, didn't he?

Happy to everyone!

The only thing that is not happy is probably the portrait of the ancestors of the Prince family.

You said you were finally looking forward to an heir, and your potion talent is still very high, yet you were married off just like that!The portraits were so furious that the house elves hung them up in the hall, criticizing Snape and Xiu from head to toe, from behavior to thought.

Snape upheld the principle that silence is golden, and read today's Daily Prophet leisurely amidst the scolding.Xiu didn't have his skills, and quickly explained to the portrait ancestors that the second child of Abner and Scorpius would be named Prince.

This calculation is good, but who doesn't know that the descendants of nobles are always weak, especially the Malfoy family, which is a single heir for more than ten generations!How hard is it to have more than one?You can see that Draco and Harry have worked hard for more than ten years without any results.

It's a pity that no matter how much the ancestors objected, it was useless. The matter was a foregone conclusion and could not be changed.In the end, they could only settle for the next best thing and let Snape and Xiu have another one.But how could Snape agree?He would never let Xiu suffer the pain of childbirth again, besides, one Abner distracted Xiu so much attention, would there be another one for him?

Snape directly voted back.The portraits had no choice but to curse the unworthy descendants angrily, and went back to the room in the basement.

The anger of the ancestors lasted for several years, and Beckett Prince did not give Snape a good face.However, this situation was broken when Scorpius was pregnant for the second time, and the portraits came to life again, excitedly watching Scorpius.

Abner married Scorpius immediately after graduation, and news of her pregnancy spread within two months.The first child was named Hydra Malfoy, which means Hydra.

At this moment, Hydera was only two years old, and Scorpius was pregnant again. It was a miracle in the history of the Malfoy family!Lucius grinned from ear to ear, saying that the birth curse of the Malfoy family had been broken!

Harry whispered to his son that if there was a third child, he would inherit the Potter family.Scorpius discussed with Abner and agreed.

The Pulis family has an heir again, and the ancestors of the portraits have worked hard this time and have to teach them personally.Snape was happy and relaxed, thinking about when he would go on a trip with Xiu, and live the two-person world that had not been seen for many years.

The author has something to say: Well, it's finally over!sprinkle flowers~~~

Originally, this chapter was intended to wait for the custom-printed episodes to be finished before posting it, and to enable customization by the way.Who knows that Chongzi is so lazy that he can't even write a side story. I feel sorry for those who are waiting for the ending, so I put it up first.If you want to customize printing, please don't delete the collection, there will be a reminder at that time, I hope everyone will join in!bow!

PS: You may be more interested in this than customization.

Bug’s thoughts on HP’s new article:

"HP Underworld"

Still teach the attack, the original protagonist suffers.Not time-traveling, pro-generation.

There is a tendency to cheat, the professor is very powerful, and the bugs love strong attacks, and they cannot accept that the small attacks are not strong enough to cause minor injuries, so cheats are inevitable.

The irresponsible pampering sweet text has only half a Nat relationship with the original book.

If you are interested, bookmark the column of Chongzi, because the NP article must be finished first, and this article will not be opened until some time later.