how can my friend be normal

I want to ask, what is going on with that sofa full of unidentified liquid? !

Logically speaking, she should be very tired from running around today, but she just lay there watching TV but didn't feel sleepy at all. She watched it until about three o'clock, when a woman's voice came from the corridor, it should be her "Neighbors" are back.

"Max, I can't believe this man is still flirting with me after we're married!"

"I can't believe it either. I knew you were a scourge and I took you in."

"Max!!!" A high-pitched female voice sounded in the corridor, "Are you still my friend?"

"What is a friend, can you eat it?"

The voice gradually faded away, and Tian Liuyin was still a little emotional when he heard the voices of the two of them. According to what they said, the story has developed to the third episode. Max went to the culinary school to study, and Caroline worked as a clerk at the school to join Max. Tuition fees, and she and the school's French chef Nicaolas who is in charge of teaching see each other, but unfortunately, Chef Nicaolas is married.

"This day is really exciting!" Tian Liuyin plans to quickly find the connector named CC, and then live here for a while. You must know that when she watched "Bankrupt Girls", Max's poisonous tongue was her favorite. , Of course, she will also give Max's big breasts a good review, if there is a ditch, it will be popular!However, this film is not recommended for children who are too pure and underage to watch, because there are quite a lot of dirty jokes...o(╯□╰)o

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The good schedule of going to school caused Tianliu to wake up after only seven hours of sleep. When she woke up, she saw the messy house. She sighed, and she still had to call for help.

Taking the candy and donuts bought yesterday, Tian Liuyin decided to knock on the diagonally opposite door.

"Bang bang."

"Coming!"

The one who opened the door was Caroline, an unfortunate high-achieving student who had attended Wharton Business School and had a near-perfect score on the SAT. The suggestion she made could be recognized by Buffett.

Tian Liuyin greeted warmly: "Hi, I'm new here. I live diagonally across from you. My name is Anita. Here are some biscuits I bought for you to try."

"Oh, hello, my name is Caroline. I didn't expect that there would be people as polite as you who would give small gifts to new neighbors. Oh~~Come in and sit down."

"Okay, thank you." Tian Liuyin felt her foot trembling as she stepped into their house.

Although this is just a small step for me, it is a big step in the history of bankrupt sisters!

"Max! Our new neighbors are coming to say hello!"

"Is he a handsome guy? Except for a handsome guy like Tom Cruise, I can't see the rest of the neighbors." Max in casual clothes came out of the room. After seeing her, Tian Liuyin looked at her with almost fanatical eyes: "Hello, I'm Anita."

"Hi, I'm Max." After greeting, she turned her head and whispered to Caroline: "I haven't seen an Asian in this show for a long time except Han."

Caroline introduced to Tian Liuyin: "The two of us are doing night reception in a nearby restaurant, but we also have other side businesses now. Although the current scale is not very large, we are confident..." Caroline mentioned Their small cake industry instantly became eloquent.

Hearing Tian Liuyin was dumbfounded, Max explained concisely: "We open a window facing the street to sell small cakes."

"Max! You can't treat your business like this, otherwise you will only be able to sell small cakes for the rest of your life! However, your original life trajectory is probably your best plan. Fortunately, you have my help, I, This industry elite who graduated from Wharton Business School..." Caroline started talking again.

Tian Liuyin pondered for a while, and said, "Actually, I want to ask where there is a cleaning company nearby. I need someone to clean the house."

"Cleaning?" Max looked very surprised, "You still need money to hire someone to clean? God, let's be friends with rich people!"

"...No...but the house I just moved here is really messy..."

"This house hasn't been cleaner since I lived in it." Max motioned her to look at the wall behind him. "Do you think it's wallpaper? It's actually the blood left by the previous people."

"..." Tian Liuyin could only say, Goddess, I kneel down for you, ORZ!

Seven

"Uh huh...you guys really know how to joke."

Caroline suddenly remembered something, "Oh, Sophie upstairs has a cleaning maid company, you can find it."

"Really?" Tian Liuyin slapped her forehead. Sophie seemed to appear in every episode, but she basically didn't talk about her own company, so she completely forgot that Sophie had a cleaning company! "Well, I just moved here, and I'm not familiar with the prices here. May I ask how much it would cost for cleaning? Is one hundred dollars enough?"

"What!" Max yelled: "Why is one hundred not enough, now I am willing to [Mute] with you for one hundred..."

"Max! Asians are very shy, don't scare others."

Tian Liuyin was really disgraced by Max's unrestrained words. "Well, then I'll go ask her."

"Wait!" Caroline stopped Tian Liuyin, "The two of us used to work in a cleaning company, so we can do it."

Thinking about it, Tian Liuyin asked, "Really? Is a hundred dollars enough?"

Max nodded, "One hundred dollars is enough for me."

Caroline said to her with a slightly reprimanded tone: "It's not good for Max to deceive our new neighbors like this. One hundred dollars is enough for the two of us."

"It's indeed the two of us. One hundred dollars is my reward, and you are the extra manpower."

Tian Liuyin suddenly remembered that Sophine had commented on Max that she could do the work of two people by herself, so she laughed.

"Then please!"

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She was very relieved to hand over the house to the two to clean, because she went out to look for food near noon.

The restaurant she went to yesterday didn’t taste very good, so she decided to change to another one today. Halfway through, she inadvertently walked to the edge of the sidewalk because she gave way. She was wearing ordinary canvas shoes, and a slippery person fell onto the driveway. In order to avoid her, the driving car slammed on the brakes and swerved, but it slammed into the street light beside her.

Tian Liuyin fell down on the road and yelled that it was dangerous, and really almost died in New York.

"Are you OK?"

The owner of the crashed car came down to check the situation of Tianliuyin.Tian Liuyin heard the voice indifferently, without any mood swings, and felt that the owner of the car was really calm. When he looked up, he saw that he was a handsome, burly guy in casual clothes. His blue eyes were really not too charming, and his black body The windbreaker also sets off his stern and capable temperament.

Give him good looks!

"I'm fine, thank you, your car..." Tian Liuyin raised his head and looked at the car behind him. The right headlight of the black car was broken and the hood was dented inward. It really hit hard.

But now, the handsome car owner and the tragic car condition are not the point.

At this moment, Tian Liuyin's attention was all on the logo of that car, not the pie-like BMW, nor the smooth Porsche, nor the goddess Rolls Royce.

Did she break away from the traditional routine of "touching porcelain" where a heroine meets Gao Fushuai?

Of course it was impossible, the trademark that came into view was quickly converted into a noun in Tian Liuyin's mind - Maserati.

Damn, I can't afford to pay for this cliff, hey!How can it be so expensive? Hey!The author has no reason to know this kind of luxury car. Hey!Can the story not depend on the high-end and high-end giants!We are just the days of ordinary, hard-working little people, hello!

Maserati is swollen thing ah!Maserati is running around in Brooklyn for wool!

I really can't afford to sell her.

She is still using the Takasugi family's money now, if she calls Yuko now and tells Yuko that she has touched his luxury car... In other words, this car shouldn't be so fragile, why did it crash like this?

"Uh... your car..." Tian Liuyin unconsciously used honorifics.

"Do you have insurance?"

Not knowing what he was talking about, Tian Liuyin shook his head silently.

"You go."

"Eh?" Tian Liuyin raised his head in surprise, is this guy crazy?There is no reason to be so high-handed, and she didn't ask her to work for him, or pay off the debt with her own body.

Could it be that the halo of the heroine that he unseen invisibly infected him, did this guy fall in love with me at first sight?Tian Liuyin secretly showed an idiot-like smile, oh hehe, I'm so shy, tall, rich and handsome, falling in love with me really bothers me.

Soon her imagination was ruthlessly destroyed by the car owner. "Do you have money to pay?"

"No……"

"You don't have insurance, and you don't have any money to pay for compensation. You don't have to be responsible. You can go." After speaking, he picked up the phone and seemed to call the insurance company for filing.

Tianliuyin is embarrassing, I dare to love because I don’t have