[Pirates] 800 days of eating poor eagle eyes

part1

Crocodile walked towards the school with slightly heavy steps, smoking a cigar.

He got a call this morning.

The other party was the class teacher of his son Francis. In the receiver, the female teacher said to him emotionally, "You must not shirk this parent meeting. Everyone wants to see what kind of person taught a child like Francis. .”

So, what's going on?

Did you fail the exam?

Still cheating?

Could it be that he secretly took a gun and sold it to a classmate?

Obviously this kid reported to him honestly yesterday that "the assignments have been completed." Ah!

An hour later, Crocodile stood up in the applause of the parents of the whole class, and the head teacher excitedly showed everyone a certificate with gold leaf.

"Congratulations to Francis, a student in our class, for winning the first prize in the Hanglu Elementary School Composition Competition. This composition is sincere and unique. It is said that Francis' father often bought him books on psychology and historical wars. Let me read it to parents Let’s take a look at his award-winning composition——"Loving Peace""

part2

It was already night, and on the empty school playground, a dozen or so children were clamoring to surround another little boy, punching him and pushing him, and finally tied him to a chair with a skipping rope.

"Tie up this weak chicken!"

"Oh, Sailor Knot, is it funny that you tie a bow?"

Under the street lamp, an overly elongated shadow fell.

"Giovanni."

The children were startled and turned their heads one after another.

Doflamingo walked straight to the center as if no one was there, "Do you know what time it is? You don't come home from school, and you run outside to fight with others. How much did you score in the last English test? Are you embarrassed?"

It was dark, and the people who came up were wearing sunglasses with serious faces, and an evil and dangerous aura was condescending on their bodies. The children who were still uncontrollable just now instinctively felt a trace of fear, and they all acted like birds and beasts.

"Father, take a good look at me. If I want to fight in a group, I can be one-to-ten, and I don't even have a weapon?" Giovanni weakly argued.

The invisible thread cut the skipping rope.

Doflamingo was silent for two seconds, unable to see his expression clearly under the sunglasses, and said, "Pick up your schoolbag and come home with me. From now on, I will give you [-] Bailey's pocket money every month, and you can pay it." Friends, learn to buy a group of younger brothers, understand?!"

A month later.

"Fufurfurfur, then I will look forward to future cooperation as you said." Doflamingo put down the phone with his business partner, looking in a good mood.

At the door of the room, Giovanni carefully looked with his head, and found that his father was not so busy at the moment, so he walked over with his hands behind his back.

"Dad, my pocket money was robbed, can you give me some more?"

"Snatched? Fufufu, was it snatched by your right hand?" Doflamingo looked at the shy kid in front of him, raised the corners of his mouth in an unclear tone, but did not lose his temper because of his son's deception.

"It's good to learn to cheat money, but next time you can just say as much as you want, you are my son, can I not satisfy your wish?"

Such a warm father made Giovanni feel a warm current in his heart. He sniffled and said sincerely and moved: "Thank you, Dad."

Then, he boldly said: "...Actually, I didn't lie to you. Peter in the fourth grade asked me to give him [-] Baileys every month, so, father, please give me [-] pocket money every month."

"..." Brother Ming stopped taking the check from the drawer, and the veins on his forehead suddenly bulged, "You boy, you were sent by my father and Rosinindi to piss me off, right? "

He stared at Giovanni: "My son lost a fight with someone, maybe I can tolerate it, but my son is a wimp, then I absolutely can't tolerate it--you will go to the training camp tomorrow! Diaman Dee's sword skills, Lao G's boxing skills, and Gladius' marksmanship, all for me to learn!"

"Okay, okay, my lord father!" Frightened by his anger, Giovanni nodded repeatedly, and then thought of the key question, so he had to ask one more question, "The pocket money..."

Brother Ming almost gritted his teeth: "I won't spend the money I earn on others! I'll let Diamanti pick you up from school, and then talk to that Peter, talk, talk—"

Another month later.

Doflamingo looked at his son's Eighteen Palms, plus the realistic version of "Let the Bullets Fly", and the swordsmanship full of Taoist fanaticism. He was so angry that he lost his temper.

"That's enough, are you my kind? With the same training, why is it so much worse than that boy Luo, let alone Luo, even a bastard like Corazon who turns his elbows outwards can't compare, let's go Don't even dare to say 'Bah' to a goose on the road!"

"But why do people say 'Bah' to a goose?" Giovanni whispered.

"What did you say!?"

"No, it's nothing," Giovanni was taken aback. "By the way, Dad, happy Father's Day."

After finishing speaking, he held up the festive chocolates he bought from the dessert shop with a look of admiration.

Brother Ming looked at him, and slowly swallowed the words he wanted to scold.

“…………Okay, let’s play.”

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The top floor of an empty building.

After about 10 minutes, Brother Ming, who seemed to be solidified into a statue, stretched out his hand, took apart the chocolate, and threw a piece into his mouth.

His expression was as silent as burnt ashes:

"Tsk, if this is considered happiness, what else is there in the world to be unhappy about?"

part3

Hawkeye's daughter has been a sharp-eyed little girl since she was a child.

When she drank three stages of milk powder, she had already learned to use her eyes to silently push back the mother who secretly reached out to her bottle.

When she was six years old, she started to wear the double shofar braid that her mother forced her to wear every day, wearing a pink and white skirt and red leather shoes, and carrying a schoolbag to school with a blank face.

Because she always has a stern face, she can't see her smiling all year round. She doesn't have the softness and cuteness of a little girl of this age at all, plus the force value that can beat up senior students without blinking an eye. A child of the opposite sex is called a "little bastard", so she is called "a lady in disguise" by the boys in the class behind her back.

But Betty herself couldn't care less about it.

———Women's clothing is a fact, and there is nothing wrong with the boss.

But... skirts are not as convenient as trousers, and double ponytails are easy to be caught by the hair during a fight.

……

"Ahhh, you're going to piss me off, you cut your hair again? Also, why do you just grab any clothes and pants and put them on? Where's the skirt? Where's the hairpin? The little leather shoes I just bought for you last month What?" Perona said angrily, "It's not cute at all! Who do you think you look like? Your father didn't act like you when he was a child!"

"How do you know? You were born after your father became an adult, right?" Betty asked calmly. At the same time, she quickly stuffed a meat bun into her mouth and started to eat the second one.

"Three-year-old looks old, don't you understand? The reverse is also the same! Mihawk has always paid attention to his image!" Perona thought of Hawkeye, couldn't help holding her slightly flushed face, and began to say happily, " He must have been very cute when he was a child, like a little adult, behaved well in every move, although he sincerely hoped to be pampered, he never acted like a baby, and he didn't make a sound when he was injured, he bandaged the wound silently, and worked harder in the future. Hehehe..."

When Perona's imagination came to an end, she was horrified to find that only two of the ten steamed buns were left on the table, and they were the size of an adult's fist!

"Why do you eat so much!? Is it an idiot!? Don't eat it, don't eat it! You'll become fat like Zhan Taowan!!"

The bun in his hand was snatched away, and Bai Youyou still stretched his neck and made faces at her.

Betty was very helpless, and looked up at her, "Mother, you must feed me, right?"

"..." Perona showed a sad expression, "Why do I have such an uncute child like you? Have you seen too many baboons? Or was it irradiated by the laser of the pacifist?"

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Betty is ten years old.

She was wearing a short jacket, with a small wooden sword pinned to her waist, and planned to go out with her father.

Perona came out of the kitchen with a plate of freshly baked cookies humming a little song. Seeing this posture, the scene of Sauron lying in the ruins with scars and bandages appeared in front of her eyes.

She put down the baking tray, and rushed over to hug Betty tightly, fearing that Hawkeye would come and snatch her, and looked at him defensively: "This one won't do, this one is a kiss."

Hawkeye: "...I wouldn't throw her to a baboon."

"But I still think it's better to send her to the kendo gym. You guys have a criminal record."

"I think I am qualified as a teacher, and I didn't treat Roronoa harshly at the beginning."

Perona still refused to agree.

In desperation, Hawkeye had no choice but to agree to send Betty to a nearby kendo gym.

But to whom?

When all the gym owners of the dojo saw the No. [-] swordsman with Heidao Ye on his back—now the former No. [-] swordsman—the first reaction was that this guy came to kick the gym.

After Hawkeye explained his purpose, the expressions on the faces of the museum owners became more suspicious, and the hands holding the sword hilts were clenched even tighter.

———Is this some new popular way of finding fault?

———Ah, I see, you taught the number one swordsman, so you came here to show off, right?

———For you to be ruthless, walk slowly!We also have dignity!

"........."

Hawkeye, who had repeatedly run into a wall, felt that he might as well send it to Roronoa. He heard that the other party opened a kendo gym in Shuangyue Village in the East China Sea. The teacher's material, but fortunately Betty is more like him than Perona.

After hearing this, Perona also gave her rare approval with both hands.

——Because she heard that Princess Hiyori of Wano Country was accompanying Sauron.

Kozuki Hiyori——beauty is not lost to the number one beauty of pirates, Boya Hancock.Noble, elegant, and talented, the oiran who was once famous in the Wano country, the princess who flowed the blood of the samurai, the unyielding princess, the object that women strive to imitate, and the lover that men dream of.

If you send Betty there, among other things, your dressing taste will definitely improve a lot!

Princess Hiyori, who once fascinated countless people and liked to tease men, now travels thousands of miles from Wano to the East China Sea, accompanied by a few retainers who specialize in protecting her.

"Lord Sauron's luck is truly enviable."

"This is called a winner in life, and this is called beauty is only for the strong!"

The islanders in the East China Sea said so after scrambling to get a glimpse of the true face of the legendary oiran.

Those who know a little bit of the truth have a different view:

"If His Highness hadn't been able to deal with it, Sauron-kun's kendo gym would have closed down a long time ago."

"It's not just closed down, I'm afraid it will lead to a lawsuit? To ask a child to run 5000 meters with a dumbbell in his mouth? Is this a person's job?..."

"Teaching is fast, speaking is poor, I can't keep up at all. Although he is the number one swordsman, he has no integrity and punctuality at all. He is late for class every time..."

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It was the cherry blossom season when the trees were calm and the wind was soft. The footsteps of pedestrians in front of the house with low-tooth clogs resounded clearly in the guest room, and there was intermittent flute sound in the adjacent street. Inside the house was a woman wearing a beautiful kimono, with bright eyes and full lips, and a cloudy temples. The attendant next to him was serving tea and shaking a fan.

Standing outside the courtyard gate was a little boy in a T-shirt, with short hair that stood up like a hedgehog, and dark eyes silently staring at the room.

A maid walked over and said, "Your Highness has a guest appointment today, please forgive me for seeing outsiders."

Hearing the commotion here, Rihe took a look through the curtain and said, "He's still carrying a burden. He's a kid who came from a long distance. Let him come in for some tea."

The child came in and went straight to Hiyori.

"Wait, what's going on with that child?" Another maid asked in surprise, standing up to stop her.

Before they finished speaking, Hiyori and the maid had already stared dumbfounded at the child who went straight across the yard, came into the room, and then stood still in front of the curtain. The child stood up straight, took out a letter from his pocket, and handed it over.

"........."

"........."

Hiyori blinked slowly, and her hesitant and tangled voice sounded from the quiet and incense-burning room: "I remember Sauron-kun's benefactor gave birth to a daughter, whose nickname is Beibei."

At the same time, the corner of the child's mouth was raised, and he said in a serious manner: "Your Highness Rihe, good day, I am Joe Lacole Betty."

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In just three months, Betty was already the child with the best swordsmanship among all the young students in the dojo.

At the same time, it is also the child with the most literacy and the earliest English enlightenment.

"Reading is for reasoning with people," Betty nodded confidently. "Learning sword is for reasoning with fools."

This time, Betty beat down nearly half of the friends in the dojo who came to learn swords.The reason for the beating was not due to the sparring practice, but because the leader of a little fat man saw Betty being "unaccompanied" and "living under the fence", and at the same time was deeply angry that a girl on the other side could beat him, so he spoke quickly and called her It is a "wild girl without father and mother".

"My father loves his mother very much, and he is not willing to let the strong wind blow on her face." Betty brushed the wooden sword on the tip of his nose,

"My family is complete and harmonious! Maybe I will have a younger brother or younger sister when I go back in a few months!"

(End of the episode)

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Let's not change the green mountains, and the green waters will flow forever. If you are destined, see you next time! (compare heart)

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About to start "[comprehensive] 365 days of starting a business in Yokohama"

This is the third year I have been on Earth. In order to make a living, I opened an ordinary convenience house.

From treating cockroaches to weeding and walking the dog, from stealing male god's clothes to smashing the teacher's glass, I will do it for the money!

However, I have been having bad luck.

When posting a small advertisement, it posted the trial door of a certain assassination family, and the eldest son extorted 50 cleaning fees.

When sending out beauty leaflets, I recommended a new eyebrow pencil to the captain of Mafia in a certain port, but the expensive work clothes were bitten by the other party's coat.

When he was practicing tennis with his employer, he was so high that he used the racket as a weapon, and was forced to pay a large sum of money as bail.

…………

With the increasingly fierce competition in this industry, the complaint calls have been made to landline arrears, and the little money earned is used to correct bad reviews.

For me now, even next month's rent is a problem.

#But no matter how difficult life is, we must live on#

The last wave of "[Comprehensive] Ability Named Don Quixote" is in advance!

The "99 Ways to Persecute (Tame) (Raise) Xiao Tang" that everyone wants is here!

I hope that the interested little cuties will be collected [Crazy Hint.jpg]

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【Concise copywriting】

My name is Cervantes, and I am a supernatural being.

Do you think the next thing I'm going to say is how I use my golden finger to incarnate justice to save the city and reap love?

No, let alone save the city, I can't even protect myself.

My supernatural clothing is a show bag, and my character is bad. Not only does it not obey my orders, but it also keeps trying to kill me.

……

By the way, my ability is named [Don Quixote].

[drama version copy]

In an operation to protect Yokohama, the detective agency decided to cooperate with the port Mafia, temporarily unanimously:

"Golden Yaksha!"

A figure with golden pupils and curly hair floats in the air, wearing an ancient cloak, she is beautiful and majestic.

"Yasha Shirayuki!"

A figure with the same golden pupils and curly hair floats in the air. She is wearing a white kimono, she is beautiful and glamorous.

"Ten Yasha!"

A man wearing fuchsia sunglasses and a short golden cut fell from the air. His pink feather coat was fluttering in the wind, and he was grinning sneerly.

The golden Yasha & Yasha Baixue looked at each other silently: I think there is a traitor among us Yasha.