[Pirates] 800 days of eating poor eagle eyes

It's quiet morning tea time again.

The sun is rare today, and the warm light slanted into the window through the newly sprouted leaves, forming a swirl of golden and emerald green.

Soft black and white brocade, exquisite handmade lotus leaf pleats, umbrella-style umbrella skirt, the overall line and waistline are smooth—the proud and delicate princess is sitting on a mahogany chair and flipping through books.

Perona turned to the last page of the book in her hand and finally finished reading it. She sighed long and stretched. The hot cocoa in her hand was already cold, but the aroma of chocolate still lingered in the air.

Warm, quiet, fragrant, really comfortable!Such is life!Perona's satisfied expression was indescribably cute.

By the way, what are you having for lunch today?

She came to the kitchen with ease.

Da Jianhao is wearing a cute cartoon apron, taking out ingredients from the refrigerator and washing them under the running water.

The concentrated eyes, the steady cutting of the vegetables into perfect pieces with the knife, and the calm movement of stirring the egg liquid... Perona looked at it, suddenly full of joy.

It feels like this guy is far away from Kumasi...

Hawkeye sensed the sight of the door, raised his head and asked, "What's wrong?"

Of course she would not say what she thought in her heart, she shook her head, but another Perona-style question blurted out:

"Why is the pattern on the apron a kitten instead of a bear? Do you have any opinion on my Kumasi?"

"..." Hawkeye began to wave his hands away, "I'm going to fuck you up, you get out."

During this period of time, similar conversations kept appearing in the kitchen, balcony, living room, anywhere on the island. Perona followed Hawkeye tirelessly, and kept disturbing him with "meaningless" nonsense.

The overwhelmed Hawkeye tried to stop Perona's compulsive harassment several times with cold words, but thinking of the consequences of doing so, he finally fell silent.

In the end, Hawkeye bought Perona a videophone bug, also known as a projection phone bug, which she had been asking for for a long time.

———Let’s watch TV.

Since there was a TV in the castle, Perona really took her attention away from Hawkeye and shut herself in the room all day long to study.

As long as the receiving device is adjusted to the receiving frequency range, you can receive the video played by the program station, and some bands are encrypted, and you can only watch it after remitting money according to the address.

On this day, Perona said to Hawkeye at the dinner table: "The TV is still very good. "I Really Hate Animals" has been played to No.14 episodes, and "I Go on a Blind Date after Retiring from the Pirate World" is also super. Interesting. By the way, Hawkeye, I want to watch [Pay｜Fee｜Program], when will the postman bird come?"

Hawkeye was eating a piece of potato, he choked when he heard the words, coughed several times, stared at her and said, "What did you say?"

"When will the postman bird come?"

"The previous sentence."

"I want to watch [Paid｜Feed｜programs]." Perona told the story that one-third of the TV channels could not be watched at night, and then looked at Hawkeye with eager and shining eyes:

"1000 Baileys a month, [-]% off for the annual subscription, I calculated, it's less than [-], how about our annual subscription?"

Hawkeye lowered his head: "No."

She thought it was just a trivial matter, but she didn't expect Hawkeye to refuse. She was stunned for a second, and then protested:

"Why?! It's not expensive! You bought all the TVs, so you can't be a good person to the end?"

"... Cough, let's talk about it in a year."

"Why? Ah? Why?!" Perona stopped eating, Huo Di stood up, and argued with Hawkeye: "I want to watch it now!! Is there any difference between a year later and now? One year After that... Zoro left, right?"

"Ahem..." Sauron, who was suddenly named, also choked. He blushed while coughing: "What does it have to do with me?! You idiot ghost girl, eat your meal!"

Perona backhanded a negative ghost, and Sauron was hit again after many months, uncontrollably smashing his head into the plate.

She persisted in pestering: "Obviously, if three people watch it together, it will be more cost-effective per capita, right? After a hard day, everyone is sitting on the sofa drinking wine and watching the payment at night..."

"Ahhhhhhhhh." The first thing Zoro got out of the negative state was to quickly pick up the rice, and then pushed the empty plate forward with rice grains all over his face:

"I'm done eating, I'm off to training." He hurried away with three swords in his hand.

"I'll see how he's training." Hawkeye quickly picked up the bowls and chopsticks, and said to Perona, "You wash the bowls yourself."

"Wait, I haven't finished yet! Hey, Hawkeye! Hawkeye, do you hear..."

The practice and guidance on swordsmanship continued until late at night, until the left-behind girl sat on a pile of dolls like a hill and fell asleep from boredom.

outside the castle,

Hawkeye: "Frozen three feet is not a day's cold, we are here today, and we must pay attention to the combination of work and rest in practice."

Sauron: "Why do I hear voices..."

Hawkeye: "That's a TV."

This matter was left unsolved in Perona's loneliness with no one to cooperate.

……

Perona also discovered that the terminal of each videophone worm has a string of private addresses. In short, it can not only watch TV, but also make videophone calls, and even open a dark room to communicate with multiple people!

But who to call?

Perona found a note from the drawer, on which was recorded a string of numbers, judging from the format, it was the phone number of the videophone bug.

The number comes from the customer phone book of the tailor shop that customized the dress for her. On the day the dress was received, the boss, after obtaining her consent, added the photo of the dress and details of the dress to the album, and asked her to leave a signature or comment .

"By the way, why are all those cute dresses signed [Girl of Kamabaka]?"

"Oh, that," the boss's smile froze for a second, and then returned to normal, "The other party is our big client, and the... ladies on the island prefer to wear this kind of sweetheart dress, and they will come here together every once in a while Make a set."

A group of cute and innocent girls like dolls immediately appeared in Perona's mind: pink and white eyes, candy tones of powder blue and mint green, rose blush and round-toed flat shoes, fluffy skirt with puff sleeves at ruffles, and bowknot And a lot of lace, with accessories such as flower socks and parasols...it's so cute that you faint.

She found an organization!

"Do you know where they live? I want to go and see!" Perona's voice was excited.

"It's probably a place called Taose Island, but I don't know exactly where it is." The boss glanced away.

"You must have their communication methods, right? After all, you have to notify them to pick up the clothes."

The boss's smile was a bit forced: "Well, I understand your feelings, but those customers are not what you imagined, they all ordered oversized dresses..."

"What does that matter? I like big and cute things, and so do people." Perona expressed contempt for the boss's behavior of looking at those tall girls with tinted glasses. "Show me the phone number, I must Find a way to get to know them!"

She couldn't make a call because of the different format of the number before, but now that Hawkeye bought her a video phone bug, she can try to make a call.

Perona called twice in a row but no one answered. She checked the time and said, forget it, let's call Swordsman Lu Chi back for dinner.

"Stupid, it's already noon, what are you running outside? Photosynthesis? Please trouble me to find you."

"Whispering, you're the head of a plant, black and white kite girl, lead the way quickly."

"How dare you call me a nickname! Just wait, I will soon find a lovely servant, and when the time comes, I will kick you away, and you will be lost to death."

As long as Perona and Sauron are together, they will be in a state of quarreling. They often fight over trivial matters, arguing all the way from the forest to the dinner table.Until Hawkeye got tired of hearing it, and opened his mouth to teach others, Sauron would end successfully, and the situation changed to Hawkeye and Perona tit for tat.

Pushing open the door of the castle, Perona suddenly heard the unique call of the videophone bug—presumably the other party found out that there was a missed call and dialed it back politely.

"Heh heh heh heh! My princess is here! Look at my cute little maids..." She said something Sauron couldn't understand, threw him in the stairwell, and ran towards a certain room go.

Excited hand presses on button.

A purple exploding head suddenly appeared on the screen.

"Hey——ha——this is Kamabaka Kingdom! Which sweetheart is on the opposite side~~?"

The fluffy chest, the thick arm muscles, the leg hair under the fishnet stockings, the blue-green eye shadow, the big red lips on the stubble...

The moment Perona saw "her", her heart almost stopped beating.

And behind the big purple face, the lights are feasting, colorful, and the dizzying pink-purple hall is very lively. Many old men in fluffy dresses and high-heeled shoes are chasing another in pink and white skirts with pouting mouths and handkerchiefs man.

They blew kisses and expressed their love for men who resisted in every possible way. Although they said coquettish words, their actions were not the complaints of a woman's lack of strength. winking.

"How is it? Putting on the skirt, do you recall the throbbing heartbeat~~"

They throw him, kiss him, force him to wear stockings...

Well, it's scary! !

This must be hell! ! ?

Perona closed her eyes and yelled, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The voice was so loud that even the roof of the castle was shaken.

At this time, Zoro, who had been following her since he couldn't find the way to the restaurant, also rushed into the room.

"........."

A group of demons danced wildly on the big screen.

"The new shemale boxing method..."

"If you want vitality recipes, you need to practice bride practice mua~..."

"Don't be so cold, Sanjiji~ It's good to be a girl~"

"Don't bully him, my boyfriend is calling~~"

Sauron's eyebrows and the corners of his eyes twitched rapidly.

The blond man who was beaten black and swollen because of his resistance kicked several drag queens away with difficulty, and the skirt slipped to the root of his leg due to the kicker's high leg. He stood up unsteadily and covered with shiny lip gloss His mouth moved a few times: "I was not born to make friends with ladies..."

Sauron's expression was seriously distorted.

That person's face was covered with color patches of various makeup and sweat, and he wiped off the lip gloss with the back of his hand, as if he had a thin cigarette in his red lips after a kiss, and then raised his head angrily: "I did it for Born to protect the ladies!"

Sauron covered his eyes: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Where is the cut button? !

where! ! !

The two irritated people yelled and frantically tapped the operation panel of the videophone bug, trying to turn off this nightmarish picture.

"Shut up when you've shouted enough."

Hawkeye's voice sounded from behind the two.

Like falling into cold water, Perona and Sauron suddenly became sober, and then looked at each other.

I don't know who pressed the cut button, and on the projected screen, that suspicious image of life has disappeared.

Sauron's voice was erratic, and he asked Perona: "Hey, ghost girl, what did you see just now?"

Perona was a little stunned by the huge gap in her heart: "I didn't see anything..."

Sauron turned his head and asked Hawkeye, "Did you see anything?"

Hawkeye walked out: "No."

At lunch, the three of them had nothing to say.

From then on, Sauron trained harder, and Perona's interest in TV phone bugs dropped to a minimum.

"I don't know why, but the TV caused this princess a strong discomfort."

So Hawkeye continued to live a life haunted by the noise maker.

The author has something to say:

感谢在2020-03-1810:46:56~2020-03-2009:46:41期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: eat 2 bottles of braised pork tomorrow;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!