[Pirates] 800 days of eating poor eagle eyes

[The dreadful night has fallen

children still playing

ignorant ignorant whatever happens

Children who can laugh

The front is wobbly and there is no way back

slobbering little ghost

Can I eat them?]

Perona hummed her curse song, flipping through the calendar in her hand, "Four months have passed before I know it, and Christmas will soon be here, hehehehehehe..."

She thought for a while and asked, "Hey, Hawkeye, how did you spend Christmas before? Do you have a Christmas tree? Do you have Christmas dinner? Do you exchange gifts? Oh, I forgot, you're all alone, poor thing." , [-]% of them are never on festivals..."

Hawkeye was baptized by Perona's sympathetic gaze for a while, and then heard her vigorous proposal: "Then leave this year's Christmas to me! You only need to prepare the gifts for me and Sauron."

He sighed, and said, "Exchange of gifts will be exempted."

Perona really shouted: "Why?! This is a very important link, I have already thought about what gifts I want to give you!"

Hawkeye looked at her calmly, and after a few seconds, he explained: "Exchanging gifts is also creating bonds, which is not good for the future of Roronoa and me, and I can only live up to your kindness."

Perona froze.

After a long while, she drooped her head and didn't bother with this matter anymore, but a trace of loss and sadness welled up in her heart.

Hawkeye said that she would not give Sauron a gift, so she would not be able to ask him to prepare a gift for herself alone—that would be too embarrassing and too discriminatory.

But it's okay for her to prepare gifts for them.

Perona imagined the scene of the two getting their gifts, she must have been moved and surprised, right?Ah, happy, happy!Maybe she will say something like "Miss Perona, I didn't expect you to be such a considerate and lovely girl!"Then they all reflected in their hearts how rude they were when they yelled at her, but how magnanimous, lovable and kind she was.When they feel ashamed enough, she will tell them intimately, saying that since you know you were wrong, you two should treat them well in the future.Perona thought happily, and secretly laughed out loud, and finally cheered up.

The essential foods of the traditional Christmas dinner are Christmas turkey, smoked ham, Christmas salmon, Christmas red wine, Christmas cake and Christmas pudding.

Roast turkey needless to say, the most thoughtful thing is Christmas cake.

Its appearance should be as novel and beautiful as possible, full of fun. The words "Merry Christmas" are poured with jam on the top of the cake, and special Christmas candles are inserted around it.

Three broad beans will be randomly placed in the cake, which symbolizes the "Three Kings Coming to Dynasty" in the Bible. Whoever gets the beans when eating the cake will be the king.

As for Christmas pudding, it is also called dried fruit pudding. Traditionally, when Christmas comes, every family member has to make a Christmas pudding together, which symbolizes unity and harmony.And when everyone is mixing the dough, they will silently make a wish and hide a lucky coin at the end.

Since Perona doesn't like to eat dried fruit, and she feels that the two people can't make any good wishes, she decided to save the Christmas pudding.

But she also doesn't like broad beans.

So the logical and novel Perona combined the tradition of Christmas pudding and Christmas cake, and changed it to put three coins in the cake.

Next,

To buy ingredients and condiments!

And cut down a pine tree for a Christmas tree!

Also buy ribbons and bells!

There is also a santa hat and decorative night light!

In general, this Christmas, Perona is busy alone, and the rest of the two are at most cooperating, cutting down a tree, spraying paint on the windows, or helping to pass the egg whites or handling the turkey.

It probably means: In fact, we don’t care about this. If you must make troubles, then you can make troubles.

Perona thought that she had done a great event that moved the world, and everything was prepared to perfection. She happily hummed a little song and was busy since the morning.

Christmas Eve dinner finally arrived.

Under Perona's repeated urging, Hawkeye picked up the table knife tied with a bow in a slightly embarrassing manner—the host wanted to cut the cake himself.He first felt the position of the three coins, and according to Perona's most obvious intention, he cut the cake into thirds, and each part contained a "lucky coin".

Sauron was not interested in the chocolate-flavored cake. He drank the Christmas red wine first-this is a kind of heated red wine, which contains cinnamon, honey, lemon and fresh orange juice, and is served with spirits such as vodka. Seasoning to make the flavor of the wine more intense and mellow.

Sauron put down the empty glass with an expression of "drinking good wine", and said, "This wine is good! It would be even better without the sour lemon!"

"Lemons are for seasoning, who told you to eat them? There are lemon peels on them." Perona immediately raised her brows, and snorted with her arms folded, "For the sake of today's festival, let's leave it alone You, hehehehehe."

Several people shared turkey and smoked salmon.

Perona was very happy and proud throughout the whole process, and Che Jilu kept asking the two people for confirmation: "Is the turkey delicious?" "Is the ham cherry sauce delicious?" "Is the lemon juice for the salmon particularly, especially just right? "

Hawkeye nodded: "It tastes good, thanks for your hard work."

In fact, Perona's culinary skills only belong to the general category, but although Hawkeye has high requirements for living standards, she will not impose such standards on others.For example, he can cook food beautifully and deliciously, but when faced with a table of uncooked, salty or bland dishes, he can also eat them without changing his face and without complaint.

As for Perona's temper, Hawkeye has already tasted it—the pink hair must be praised and rewarded every time she makes a contribution, and she hates others to ignore her "hard work". Buy it, Negative Phantom rides face.

Roronoa obviously didn't have this awareness, instead of expressing his thanks, he even said bad words with disdain from time to time, so he didn't know how many retaliations he incurred.

at this time,

Sauron raised his eyebrows: "Huh? I haven't eaten the cake yet, how do I know if it's delicious?"

Perona urged him: "Eat quickly, eat quickly."

Zoro swallowed the smoked fish and stuffed the cake into his mouth.

"........."

It seemed to hear a strange sound.

After a while, Sauron swallowed and commented: "It's a bit hard to chew, and the taste is not very good."

It was rare for Perona not to scold Sauron for his disappointment. She turned her head a little fearfully: "...Well, Hawkeye, did you give him the coin?"

After getting an affirmative answer, Perona petrified.

She rushed over with a "wow", and shook Sauron's neck vigorously: "Are you an idiot?! You actually ate the lucky coin!! What kind of teeth are you!!"

Roronoa can hold a knife in his mouth. His teeth will not be shaken out during the fight. Sauron was shaken backwards, and managed to break free. He said angrily, "Ah? Aren't lucky coins useful only if they are eaten?"

"Is that something edible?!" Perona yelled at him in a mess, "What if I ate a dead person?! Did the hospital do gastric lavage during the festival? You, you are a fool..."

Sauron waved his hand nonchalantly, and when he saw that there was more than half a bottle of wine left, he poured himself a glass, "The cook on our ship still put razor blades in my lunch box every now and then, and I digested them all. It's just a coin, it's a trivial matter."

Perona: "..."

Perona shook her head: "Forget it, I'm speechless about your idiocy."

She thought about the last part of Christmas that she had carefully prepared, patted her face and cheered up, "Let's unwrap the presents."

The one for Sauron was a long dark green robe. Perona spent a long time searching for this in the shopping street before she found it, and then packed all the remaining three pieces back.The fabric is tight and strong, and it has long sleeves, which is much warmer than a thin T-shirt. ——In this way, she doesn’t have to mend Sauron’s clothes every now and then

"Very useful, thank you."

Hawkeye was given a small hand-woven bag of pollen powder with his name scratched on it.

"Thank you, it looks great."

"He looks good, the gift is in the bag!!"

【Additional small theater】

One day after Sauron vs. Baboons,

Sauron glared at the baboon angrily: "The good clothes I just put on are torn like this, I will be tortured to death by the ghost girl, you bastard!"

(ps: In fact, Sauron cherishes this gift very much)

The author has something to say:

About Zoro eats the blade

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An astute reader found out that Sauron made a different sound when he was eating bento in the comics. He asked Oda on SBS, and Oda admitted that Sanji put the blade on Sauron.

Oda personally explained in SBS, saying that Sauron ate the blade that Sanji put, but according to their original agreement, Sauron digested it perfectly...

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