[Pirates] 800 days of eating poor eagle eyes

The indifferent expression of perennial facial paralysis cracked slightly, and Hawkeye held the microphone, completely unable to imagine what happened at home.

The sound over there was very chaotic, it sounded like Roronoa fell to the ground, and then began to make sad remarks of disgusting life: "I'm sorry that such a poor guy lives in this world..." Accompanied by the crackling sound, a large number of books It fell to the ground, and the heavy bookshelf fell to the ground. Some glass products were broken, either a chandelier or a vase.

Hawkeye's eyebrows were immediately twisted into countless knots, and he scolded: "If you are fighting, go outside!"

No one answered.

After a tumbling noise, the phone bug fell to the ground.

The running footsteps came louder, and Perona stopped screaming halfway, Roronoa chased after him again, and said the creepy words confidently, "I'm helping you get rid of it earlier! I promise not to kill you you!"

"Get out——" Perona felt a little bit out of breath at this time, and fled from the study to the corridor, and then shot back to the carbine, her voice hoarse, "Extraordinary ghost bomb|bomb!"

Hawkeye hung up the phone directly and accelerated the speed back.

The dusty swordsman rushed back to the castle within an hour, and found Sauron first with a sense of knowledge—he was still in the study, and the surroundings were in a mess. The bookshelf fell down, and the desk was blown to pieces by something. The shreds of paper and glass on the ground were so messy that there was not even a place to stand.

Looking up, there was only half of the curtain left, and it was flying towards them gracefully, while a big hole was broken in the window, and a piece of brick fell out.

He didn't see any blood, so he was relieved a lot.

He casually asked, "Where's the ghost girl?"

Sauron clutched the swollen lump on the back of his head, his face showed embarrassment, he turned his head, and said with little confidence: "I lost it after chasing it."

"…………"

Hawkeye quickly found Perona. She hid in the toilet, huddled up and sat in a corner, and placed the negative ghost three layers in and out. When she heard someone pushing the door, she reflexively wanted to attack.

When she saw Hawkeye, Perona was about to cry.

Hawkeye looked her up and down for two seconds, and asked to the point: "What happened to your neck?"

With a sad face, Perona lowered her hands and showed him her neck strangled by the "cute neckband".

"..." Hawkeye's perennial facial paralysis expression once became quite subtle and complicated, with conflicting emotions such as weirdness, speechlessness, tiredness, and disbelief. It can be summed up as "Are you out of your mind?"

"What should I do, Hawkeye?" Perona cried, "What on earth is this? The legendary magic spell? I can't take it off when I put it on, and I can only take half of my breath. I'm so uncomfortable..."

Hawkeye took one more look at her neck, then removed the crucifix, and said, "Stay still."

Perona flinched, blinking her misty eyes, her expression even more pitiful.

Is it still necessary to use such a dangerous method in the end...

But she didn't dare to ask Hawkeye like she questioned Sauron, "Is your technique okay?"

———It’s completely superfluous to ask, and it is easy to offend Hawkeye.After all, if it is necessary to cut off the metal ring, no one is more reliable and professional than the world's number one swordsman.

So she settled for the next best thing, and made Xiao Fu low's weak plea, "You must be careful and careful, don't hurt me, I will help share the housework more in the future."

The tone is like a child who is sick and needs an injection begging the nurse sister who holds the needle.

Although every child is clear in their hearts, the so-called "it doesn't hurt, it's like a mosquito bite." It is a lie to deceive them to cooperate, but it is still very comforting to get this kind of gentle guarantee before the injection.

However, it was impossible for Hawkeye to comprehend this kind of spirit. Without saying anything, he brushed her hair away and approached her with a knife.

Perona tilted her neck, closed her eyes nervously and nervously, holding her breath and daring not to move.

The feeling of confinement around his neck suddenly loosened, and the sound of metal falling to the ground came from his feet.

"...Okay, okay?" Perona opened her eyes a little tentatively, then opened them all, touched her neck, and found that she was really okay, jumped a few times on the spot, and cheered happily, "I've been saved." ! Take it down!! Hehehehehehe..."

As expected of the number 1 recognized by the swordsman industry, she didn't feel anything, and everything was over!

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After things are resolved.

Perona didn't need to be eagle-eyed, she went to clean up very consciously, and she didn't have a rare complaint.However, when passing by Sauron, he turned the corner of his mouth and snorted, obviously very angry with him.

Sauron ignored her attitude and walked towards the door as usual, when suddenly a translucent white ghost passed through his chest, followed by great frustration.

Sauron rolled down the stairs unexpectedly, yelled "Wow", knocked his head on the steps, his legs bounced up like frogs, and then said in a depressed tone, "I deserve death for being so rude to you... ..."

After he came to his senses, he jumped up and roared angrily: "What are you doing, brat?!!!!"

"Huh, what do you think I am doing? I have taken care of you for more than a month, right? You actually want to hack me to death!!" Perona played with the ghost on her palm, and said condescendingly, "Fortunately, Uncle Hawkeye came back in time , but this matter is not over, I want to take revenge on you!"

"I said I won't cut you! And do you want to be so double-standard?! He also cut that thing off with a knife, okay?!"

"Hawkeye is the number one swordsman, and he will definitely not hurt me. How can you compare with him? You are rushing to make trouble!"

"..." Sauron took a deep breath, deeply feeling that his professional ability and professionalism were seriously insulted. Maybe he didn't care about it just now, but now, he thinks it must be explained clearly.

"Although I am still far from his level now, I have already mastered such trivial things as cutting iron!"

"Then my neck was cut off too!!" Perona yelled.

"No!! I won't touch you at all!" Sauron yelled, "Your breathing is different! I can hear it!"

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Everything has breath.

In the bamboo house of the dojo, Koshiro said: "There are swordsmen who can cut through everything in the world, but this kind of swordsman can cut through steel and even harder things."

"A sword that injures everything it touches is not a sword to me."

Outside the Donghai Bharati restaurant, Hawkeye said: "It is not only a hard sword that has strength."

Alabasta fought against Mr. 1, and Sauron finally realized: "Go listen to the breath of steel and swing your sword, and you can cut off the iron block without hurting the willow branches."

Perona clearly didn't believe his rhetoric, and said conclusively that he was morally corrupt and would repay kindness with revenge.

So the two, who were about to fight until their faces were flushed, ran to Hawkeye to argue.

Sauron was the first to call out: "Hawkeye! Tell me, is it because the voices of all things in the world are different, and you can hear them clearly so you can't cut them wrong?"

"It's not bad to have this understanding." Hawkeye was moving the supplies on the boat, "It seems that you know a little bit about domineering."

But before Sauron asked what domineering is——

"But that's not the reason. There are agencies above." Hawkeye didn't have the consciousness of a mediator, and he expanded the contradiction.

"…………"

"…………"

Only then did Perona remember that she had to settle accounts with Hawkeye,

She jumped: "It really is a trap you set, why are you so hateful?! Let me take the recipe, and put such a cute thing on it deliberately, tempting me to put it on and watch me laugh!"

Hawkeye said flatly: "It's your own problem, who told you to do other things without authorization."

Perona choked for a moment, then said with grief and indignation: "I thought it was a gift from you!"

"..." Why would I do that kind of thing?

After two seconds of silence, Hawkeye explained: "That's for hanging knives, you should have seen two."

The ring is specially made, and there is an exquisite mechanism on it, because the length of [Black Knife.Ye]'s knife is almost the same as Hawkeye's height, and as its scabbard, if it cannot be opened and closed, then it is impossible for him to hold the knife from behind. If you pull it out, you can't take it back.

Including the small cross-shaped iron block, it is just a device to fix the scabbard on the clothes.

"You mean the one on your clothes? No wonder it looks familiar... But, why did you take them off?!"

"Because I have to do laundry."

Hawkeye casually threw over a bag, which was heavy to death——in it were three large cans of cocoa powder, a large bag of pudding, and a whole set of skin care products, all in glass bottles, plus a large milliliter of shampoo, etc. Almost didn't hit Perona somersault.

The author has something to say:

23333~The MVP of the question-and-answer session of the previous chapter has been produced: stop at the little angel (Heidaoye fixed placement device√)

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