Super Cursed Spirit Knotweed

Knotweed Yujin was at the bottom of the vending machine, saw it? A huge video camera.

How big is it?

It's bigger than your head.

Knotaba Yuhito has never seen a camera of this size.It is smaller than the ones often seen on TV? The ones carried on the shoulders? But it is much larger than the ones used by families.

There is a large hole on the side facing the knotweed, showing a regular circle with a smooth cut and a diameter of more than 20 cm by visual inspection.

Looking in from the hole, there is a tangle of red and blue wires, but there is no damage to the part, which almost makes people suspect it? It is designed to be like this.

There seems to be something hidden between the wires? Something...

Knotabazu Yuhito looked around. After confirming that no one was there, he raised the vending machine with one hand and took out the camera.

I don't know who put it up. The distance between the vending machine and the ground is only half a hand. Could it be that the other party lifted the entire vending machine like Knotweed Yujin?

Knotabagi Yuhito looked at the hole that was just the right size, and felt an uncontrollable urge to stuff his head into it.

Of course he finally refrained from wearing a hood to a hat.

Knotaba Yuhito pointed at the strange camera, flipping through what was pulled out from inside the camera, which was probably a hand-painted business card?

To say that it is a business card is a bit of an exaggeration?, it? It should be torn from the clothes? The small, palm-sized white fabric is not neat, and it may have been torn off in a hurry.

The fabric is not easy to write? The material, plus the writing? I was a little flustered at the time, and Knotweed Yujin squinted his eyes to recognize it? It took a long time to understand what was written on it? What is it.

"Fame, wealth, power... I put...everything there..."

Kunzhang Yuren paused after reading halfway, bypassing all kinds of gaudy Amway lines, and went straight to other parts that seemed to be useful.

"Our store is sincerely recruiting workers. There are no requirements other than hard work and hard work. Food and lodging are included."

You don't even need your identity information...

Knotaba Yuhito was a little moved, he densely skipped over the small words piled up like fly droppings, and came to the end.

"PS: Since you've humbled yourself to look for a time machine at the bottom of a vending machine, then you must accept some innocuous? Small changes...ah, there's an address on the back."

Hmm...is this a bit suspicious?

No, the location of this business card is a bit of a problem.

How can a decent person stuff a job advertisement under a vending machine? Huh? !

Realizing that the other party might not be a serious business, Yuzu Yuhito felt relieved instead, remembering? He was a hacker? His original intention, he confirmed? Checked the address on the fabric, estimated the distance in the middle, and then nodded .

……

Confirmed though? Isn't that serious? Work.

"Please give me ~worship wine of love~"

But Yu Zhang Youren never expected that he could follow this address to an underground theater of an idol group.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Knotaba Yuhito was startled by people's passionate slapping and calling. He had evolved to the point where he would not change his expression when facing super-level curse spirits, so he couldn't help but take two steps back.

Knotaba Yuhito forced himself to calm down, he clenched the cloth in his hand, and warned himself that the opportunity should never come again, if idols want to recruit workers here, he should be able to be a bodyguard, if he can choose, of course it is legal The? Works better.

"My little brother, I saw you holding our company's application flyer," the curly man with short silver hair squeezed from the crowd to the side of Yujin Yuzuki's? He directly hooked the knotty knot Yujin's neck, and bewitched:

"How about it, have you decided? Come and meet the boss with me."

……

The name of the silver-haired self-winding volume is Sakata Yinshi. He is a magical character who clearly knows that he is a Two-dimensional character, and who often complains about himself? The author and the production team.

After filming the filming of my theatrical version, I traveled through time and space because of playing around with props.

The theatrical version just shot by Sakata Gintoki has a time machine, which looks very much like a video camera, and if you accidentally press the button, it will go straight through.

Originally, it was time travel, but Sakata Gintoki was too arrogant after wearing the time machine. He accidentally pressed a large area at the same time, and then traveled through the space.

As a 20-year-old who still buys juvenile JUMP every week, how long the rent can be delayed, and is a waste material uncle who bets on pachinko on a daily basis, of course (?) he also reads light novels.

When I was traveling through time, I also had thoughts like "Ah, is it finally my turn?"

But the place he crossed? The landing point is really not quite right.

Sakata Gintoki's head and the time machine he was wearing were stuck under the vending machine, while his entire body was curled up outside the vending machine.

Due to the limited width of this alley, he, a big man of nearly 1.8 meters, can only be trapped there in a very awkward and very difficult posture. Gintoki Sakata yelled loudly trying to attract others' attention while acting like a maggot Writhing and trying to save himself.

Someone did come after that, but that person might as well not come.

One second, he was still stuck under the vending machine, and the next second, he was in the air tens of meters high.

Sakata Gintoki struggled frantically in mid-air, trying all the swimming strokes in his mind, but Newton appeared to be doing well in this world. He finally smacked through the ceiling in a frog-like posture and was shot at On the boss table of the boss of the Inukane group.

Thanks to Sakata Gintoki's flexible dodging posture and the precise marksmanship of the Inukane group's body stroke masters, the two sides were forced to stop talking.

The Inukane Group is a local gangster. Although the gangsters are legal in Japan, they will be arrested if they commit crimes. Based on the principle of turning major incidents into minor ones, their boss kindly suggested that the roof should be paid for. It's over?.

Sakata Gintoki, who could only repair the roof by himself even when he didn't travel through time: "..."

Seeing the white-haired man in front of him gradually fade away, the boss of the dog gold group smiled charmingly when he realized that the other party had no ability to pay compensation.

"This old man is not a devil." He said, "As long as you go to Thailand, little brother, and come back and become an idol under my hands to make money, the grievances between us will be wiped out."

It turned out that the boss of the Inukane Group, Manjiro Inukane, sent three of his subordinates who made mistakes to Thailand for body plastic surgery more than a year ago, and trained them for a year according to the requirements of female idol singers. ? Now as an underground idol group - Backstreet Girls, making money for the organization.

I have to say that idols really come with money? Come on, Inujinki Manjiro, who has tasted the sweetness, is no longer satisfied with a team of Backstreet Girls. When he tried to increase the number of teams, problems also followed.

First of all, his subordinates' training is indeed devilish and inhumane. Apart from the punished members, it is basically impossible to have fresh blood at present.Secondly...

Surgery also needs foundation? Is it not good-looking after the whole operation? There are many people.

Inujinki Manjiro looked at Sakata Gintoki, 1.7 meters to less than 1.8 meters, a little tall, but the body proportions are very good.Now that people's aesthetics have become more diverse, idols with a higher height may be unexpectedly very popular.Also, since he can directly dodge bullets, he must have excellent reflexes, and he must be very talented in dancing...

Under the other party's sinister smile, in order to keep his little brother who had been thrown away several times, he was frightened into a cold sweat? Sakata Gintoki suggested that he could find someone to replace him...

Time went back to the present.

With a bad conscience? Sakata Gintoki took the knotweed Yuuhito and walked step by step to the meeting room—that is, where Inuganeki Manjiro is currently located.

Sakata Gintoki showed a sinister smile from an angle that Yuzu Yuhito couldn't see. For unknown reasons, he smiled like a joke.

The distance in the middle was not very far, and it only took two or three minutes? Sakata Gintoki led the knotweed Yuhito to the destination.

"The boss is inside, so I won't go in with you."

When he looked back, Sakata Gintoki withdrew his original expression and put on a standard business-like smile, which didn't change at all even when Kojo Yuhito thanked him.

"Ah, the one on your head? That one, do you need me to hold it for you? After all, it's an interview? It's better not to wear fancy clothes. It's just a bandage and that strange thing in your hand? It looks weird. .”

After successfully cheating back into the time machine, Sakata Gintoki used all his strength to resist the moment the door closed to prevent the other party from escaping.

"Don't blame me, brother," Sakata Gintoki muttered with his back against the door panel. "Men, you will lose a lot in your life. It doesn't matter if the counting stick is gone, as long as you apply a little aloe vera, it will grow back sooner or later."

He thought that after he blocked the door, he would hear some noises - the sound of the little brother hammering the door or screaming, but he didn't expect that the house? It was quiet? Even in the corridor? After I shut up for a while, I was so quiet that I could hear you dropping a needle.

Sakata Gintoki frowned, feeling a little uncertain.

He is a good-for-nothing uncle, but as the protagonist of Juvenile Jump, he must not be too much? A scumbag.

Originally, he mainly wanted to procrastinate for a while. Even if my younger brother was really dragged into surgery, it would not be a matter of a day or two. its rescued.

But the current development is somewhat beyond his expectations.

Sakata Gintoki clicked his tongue, glanced around, and rushed to the toilet at the end of the corridor, snatched the mop from the hand of the cleaning lady, and broke it off with his bare hands under the shocked gaze of the other party, and part of his head returned "Auntie" held a flowering stick in her hand and returned to the door of the meeting room with a solemn face.

He put his ears on the door panel, but there was still no sound inside, and this was what Sakata Gintoki was most worried about?

Sakata Gintoki gritted his teeth, kicked the door open and quickly rolled away from the spot, avoiding the possible incoming bullets, and after stabilizing his figure, he used a mop or a stick that became dusty after using it for a long time to protect him The key.

He thought he was about to experience a fierce battle, but the situation in the house made Sakata Gintoki completely stunned, and the strength in his hands relaxed.

The young man with smoky pink hair was standing in the middle of the room, countless bullets were scattered at his feet, and a silver-haired man was hugging him from behind. Sakata Gintoki noticed that half of the man's body overlapped with the young man's completely. It just came out of the body of a young man.

As Sakata Gintoki broke through the door, two pairs of eyes with similar colors looked over at the same time, and at the same time turned over the muzzles of the boys from the Inukane Team.

Looking at the countless black holes? Gun muzzles, Sakata Gintoki wanted to cry but had no tears.

"It's a stand-in messenger, you should have said it earlier!"

The author has something to say: 5T5: A tiger is also a big cat, so why drill a hole?

(Huzi himself didn't say anything...)

Underneath the vending machines, of course, is a time machine (righteousness).

Therefore, the world is very chaotic now. Although reverse travel is the main method, there are three ways of travel.

……

In the future, I will still call Huzi a youth, because he is only twenty in my setting.

I will try my best to explain the plot, this should be regarded as practice, I hope it will get better and better.

By the way, I am really happy to live.

By the way, the theatrical version is super beautiful, if you haven't seen it, go there!

感谢在2021-01-2420:42:47~2021-01-2521:29:29期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: Doctorwho1;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Xiaoku;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!