When facing the first downside

Lu Shi felt very sad.

Lu Shi always knew that he would become and must become an indomitable hero in the future, but he never expected that he would always be a naked man.

Recalling the 18 years I have traveled, from my good sister when I was babbling, to my eldest sister when I was digging out bird nests to touch fish and shrimps, to my recent friendship with Xiaohongtao in Cuiliu Lane... .

Lu Shi covered his face, feeling like he was about to suffocate.

Everything is due to the gift of marriage.

--Lu Mansion--

At the end of February, the sun hangs high in the sky, and the surroundings are warm and lazy, but it doesn't prevent the chill of spring, and people's skin is tense.

Lu Shi planned to teach the little hooligans in Cuiliu Lane to be a man today, so he went to bed early last night, and today he slept until the hour of the morning, recharging his energy.

Pushing open the door, he took a deep breath of fresh air, couldn't help sneezing in the next second, and while crossing his arms and wanted to go back to the room to add a coat, he murmured: "The weather was so hot yesterday. How can I change my face when I change my face..."

Lian Jun's roar came from a distance, "Grandfather, father-in-law! Come forward, come to the front hall..."

Lian Jun's voice staggered into Lu Shi's ears, and his right eyelid twitched.

He bowed his head and tied the belt of his robe, feeling that no matter how he tied it, he was not masculine enough, so he simply tied a knot, and said perfunctorily, "What are you doing here?"

Looking up, he saw Lian Jun holding the door frame as if he had seen a ghost. Lu Shi hated that iron could not be made into steel, and said sadly: "I didn't say you, Lian Jun, you and I have been with me for so long, why is my son's behavior not surprising you at all?" Didn't learn?"

Lian Jun turned a deaf ear to him, stared at him with straight eyes, took two deep breaths, and said tremblingly: "Young master, son! There is a father-in-law in the front hall looking for you! The kind who came with an imperial edict!"

Lu Shi: "..."

Lu Shi was born in a pure Jianghu, and there are eighteen generations of ancestors who have been related to the court.

He wondered what catastrophe he had committed recently, which was so serious that he had to issue an imperial edict.Could it be true that the gangster who beat him up in Cui Liu Lane a month ago said that he would not let him go?Or is there really something terrible hidden in the gambling shop opened by Zhao Ermazi?

Lu Shi regretted it in his heart, he should have made up his mind to uproot the weeds at the beginning.

Worried as he walked, he turned into the front hall, and saw Lu Zhuangshi and Mrs. Lu sitting in the high hall, with a white-faced and beardless man sitting next to him, talking softly and smiling all over his face, presumably it was Lian Jun who said it. That father-in-law.

"Father, mother is well." Lu Shi raised his voice to greet him.

"A Shilai, I have met Mr. Xi." Lu Zhuangshi waved his hands, but his eyes were erratic and he did not dare to look into Lu Shi's eyes.

Lu Shi felt bad, bowed his hands, and said calmly, "I've met Xi Gonggong, Xi Gonggong is good." From the corner of the eye, he glanced at Mrs. Lu Zhuangshi Lu, trying to get some information.

Lu Zhuangshi immediately turned his gaze and looked up at the sky. Mrs. Lu hurriedly took the teacup handed over by the maid and sipped it with downcast eyes.

Lu Shi: "..."

He began to think about the success rate of running.

"Don't dare to be that." Eunuch Xi hurriedly got up to return the salute, nodded his head and squinted his eyes and said with a smile, "This is Ms. Lu, she really is a beautiful person."

Eunuch Xi was very satisfied when he saw Lu Shi. See, it was rumored that three people became tigers. This Miss Lu is not the monster with blue face and red hair and fangs in the rumors, and she looks gentle and polite. She has an extraordinary demeanor and a dignified appearance, that is, there is one thing, how can Miss Lu look like a son-in-law...

Lu Shi looked at Eunuch Xi's smiling face, his scalp was numb, and his appearance remained calm and he said: "Grandpa Xi, I'm right here."

He had evidence that this appalling geniality was a sugar-coated cannonball wrapped in shocking punishment.

Eunuch Xi, who laughed frightfully, smiled brighter and brighter: "Since everyone is here, our family will start to announce the decree. Miss Lu, get ready to receive the decree."

Xi Gonggong is so beautiful that he can't see the teeth, but Lu Shi can't figure out the content of the imperial decree, and his scalp is numb, and he salutes Mrs. Lu.

Eunuch Xi cleared his throat, opened the imperial decree and said: "By God, the emperor ordered: I heard that Lu Shi, the daughter of Lu Baiyang, the leader of the martial arts alliance, is skillful and generous, gentle and honest, and has outstanding appearance. The queen mother and I are very happy to hear it. It is the year of the prince And the crown, when it is time to get married, you should choose a virtuous woman to match you. When you are in the boudoir of the world, and the prince can be said to be created by heaven and earth. To be the beauty of a beautiful woman, I will betroth you to the prince as the concubine. All etiquette, Hand it over to the Ministry of Rites and Qin Tianjian Jianzheng to arrange it together, and choose a good day to get married. Announce it at home and abroad, and the salty envoys will hear about it. Qin here."

What? !Marriage? !

All of a sudden, the only warm sunlight in early spring dimmed, and the chilly weather of the late spring made Lu Shi feel like his brain was frozen, and the word bestowed marriage was galloping in it, so happy.

He still wants to grow up to be a hero to fight for justice, and marrying a prince is equivalent to having a child. Then when he becomes a man, and when he is bloody and rainy in the rivers and lakes, killing the Quartet and enjoying his life, wouldn't he have to do it again? With a small tow bottle? !In case the small oil bottle is caught by the enemy again and used as a threat...

No, absolutely not!

Lu Shi was thinking about it for a thousand times, lying on the ground thinking of a way to get out, lingering and refusing to get up to accept the order, so he didn't see the expressions of Lu Zhuangshi and Mrs. Lu in front of them who looked at death as if they were at home.

"Eunuch, the Lu family cannot accept this decree." Lu Zhuangshi stood up and said to Eunuch Xi.

Lu Shi and Eunuch Xi looked at Lu Zhuangshi in shock at the same time.

Lu Shi did not expect that Lu Zhuangshi would refuse. After all, as long as Lu Shi could remember, Lu Zhuangshi had been yelling that Lu Shifen would leave Mrs. Lu's love for him every day. The two ladies are sweet and sweet, and the honey is mixed with oil, making them lingering.

Eunuch Xi has declared the decree for more than [-] years, and this is the first time he sees someone who refuses to accept the decree.

"Lu Zhuangshi, what are you talking about?" Eunuch Xi stared, feeling that he must have lost his hearing due to his age, otherwise he seemed to hear the words against the decree.

"Hi Eunuch," Lu Zhuangshi glanced at Lu Shi with guilty eyes, and said, "This marriage offer cannot be accepted by the Lu family."

"Father..." Lu Shi was so emotional that he couldn't help shouting out, it turned out that even if his father beat him up every now and then, he still cared about him in his heart.

Lu Zhuangshi's eyes were erratic and he didn't dare to look directly at Lu Shi. He hesitated for a while, and finally suppressed under the expectant eyes of Xi Gonggong: "Because, because Lu Shi is a man."

Eunuch Xi was horrified, covering his heart, and looked back and forth between Lu Shi and Lu Zhuangshi: "This, this..."

Lu Shi: "..."

When Lu Shiwan thought that Lu Zhuangshi would protect him even if he used such an instant lie as a reason, he suddenly felt like he had overturned the oil, salt, sauce and vinegar in his heart, ashamed that he had just put his father in order to be free in the rivers and lakes in the future. In the dangerous situation of resisting decree and non-compliance.

Wiping the corners of his eyes with his sleeve, he stood up and said to Eunuch Xi, "Eunuch Xi, I will accept the order. My father is old and his speech is confusing. I hope Eunuch Xi will forgive me."

"Ashi, it's not about you..." Mrs. Lu stood up closely, her legs and feet stiffened from kneeling for too long and she was about to fall, so Lu Zhuangshi hurried to support her.

"Father, mother." Lu Shi looked at Lu Zhuangshi and Mrs. Lu affectionately, "You don't need to say too much, the child understands it in his heart."

After speaking, he took the imperial decree from the still-shocked Eunuch Xi, suppressed his tears and turned to leave.

Mrs. Lu was in a hurry, and said to Lu Zhuangshi: "Master, go and stop A Shi!"

"Okay, ma'am wait for me." Lu Zhuangshi replied, but he helped Madam Lu to sit down with his hands, and after putting Mrs. Tang in her hands, he hurriedly shouted "Ni Zi, wait a minute" and ran out to chase Lu Shi.

On the side, Eunuch Xi was rendered speechless by the ups and downs. It took him a long time to find his voice, looked at Mrs. Lu, and said dryly, "Mrs. Lu, Mr. Lu...is this Mr. Lu?"

Madam Lu sighed, looking at Mrs. Tang in her hand, her eyes softened again, "It's still my fault to say all of this."

There are rumors in the rivers and lakes that the Lu family has a daughter who is beautiful and has extraordinary skills. She can kill a bear with her bare hands.

There are also rumors in the world that the Lu family has a daughter who is eight feet tall, with a green face and fangs, and red hair with red crowns. One meal would eat a whole bear to barely satiate her stomach.

But the truth is that the Lu family has no daughter, only an only son.

Back then Mrs. Lu Zhuangshi only wanted a daughter to pamper her. Coincidentally, when she was pregnant with Lu Shi, Mrs. Lu preferred spicy food, and her belly was round but not pointed. She was so happy that Mrs. Lu smiled all day long. People happily talk about how the little girl born in the future will be pampered by heaven.

Therefore, before Lu Shi was born, he was identified by his parents and everyone as his gender.

When he croaked to the ground, he found out that he was a son, which made Lu Zhuangshi very sad. He was afraid that Mrs. Lu's sadness would be the root cause of his illness, so he coaxed Mrs. Lu into saying that he was a big fat boy...cough cough...girl.

Others wanted to take it to see if they didn't give it back. They waited until Lu Shi was full moon, Mrs. Lu was out of confinement, and her body was almost fully supported before she clarified the truth.

Although Mrs. Lu felt a little regretful, she also felt that it was born by herself anyway, and it didn't matter if it was a boy or a girl.

What's more, Lu Shi has delicate eyebrows and eyes since he was a child, fair skin, pink and tender, more juicy than his daughter's family.

One day, Mrs. Lu looked at the little Lu Shi who was babbling and walking unsteadily, thinking of the doll clothes she sewed when she was pregnant, she had an idea, and put them on for Lu Shi.

Poor Lu Shi was young and had weak ideas about men and women. When he was a little older, he asked his parents suspiciously: "Father, mother, why am I being called a girl doll? My father said that anyone who grows up with little birds is a good man."

Lu Zhuangshi felt sorry for Lu Shi, and couldn't bear Mrs. Lu's hard work in making clothes for nothing, so he made a compromise, and said to Lu Shi earnestly, "Ah Shi, a good man looks like his daughter's family when he was young, and when he grows up, he looks like a daughter. That's fine."

Therefore, Lu Shi understood.

It turns out that to grow from a baby to a real hero, one has to be a doll in childhood.

Therefore, it was rumored that the Lu family had a daughter. After hearing this, Lu Shi just smiled lightly, feeling that he was getting closer and closer to becoming a real hero.

Eunuch Xi felt that he had gone through today's experience, and the words he had read before had become dull, but now that this matter fell on him, he complained that he would never get up again.

Seeing Mrs. Lu sighing, he really couldn't bear to expose the scar again, but he was afraid that he would not be able to return to Beijing without an explanation, so he had to bite the bullet and ask: "Have you ever thought about explaining clearly for Mr. Lu?"

Mrs. Lu touched Mrs. Tang, and sighed: "We thought about it and said it, but the outside world has gone crazy. My husband and I thought that everyone we know knows that Ah Shi is a man. Those endless rumors will not be heard until the time comes. When A Shi grows up, he will naturally be self-defeating, but who would have thought..."

But who would have thought that the imperial decree was caught off guard, there was no sign at all, and Eunuch Xi sighed in his heart.

Opened his mouth, but felt that he had nothing to say, Eunuch Xi had no choice but to comfort him weakly: "Madam, don't worry, when we return home, we will report to the emperor, everything will be resolved."

"Then there will be Mrs. Lao." Mrs. Lu stood up and thanked her.

"lady!"

Lu Zhuangshi was ordered to arrest Lu Shi, but now he came back by himself but Lu Shi was nowhere to be seen.

Mrs. Lu rushed forward to meet her, and asked, "Master, where is Ashi?"

"Ma'am, that little bastard... A Shiren yelled and didn't stop, he ran very fast." Lu Zhuangshi picked up Madam Lu's cup, drank it all in one gulp, and said, "My husband's voice is hoarse..."

Mrs. Lu wiped the sweat from Lu Zhuangshi's forehead with a handkerchief, and asked the little maid to bring some tea, and said helplessly: "Let someone go and look for it, A Shi must have misunderstood deeply, so I can take this opportunity to clarify with him. "

"Success, I'll go right away." Lu Zhuangshi drank his tea and cupped his hands to Eunuch Xi on the side: "I've neglected Eunuch this time, please go to rest first, and send someone to escort you after the matter is resolved. Father-in-law returns to Beijing."

Eunuch Xi hurriedly supported Lu Zhuangshi's hand, thanked Lu Zhuangshi with a forced smile, "Then our family will trouble Leader Lu to worry about it."

[The author has something to say: New pit, easy to shy bastard who suffers from x's cheeky black-bellied attack, happy and funny life~]