Twilight Scarlet

1. What are your names, please?

Marcus: Marcus.Volturi

Qiao Zhen: Joe.Volturi

AT: Just to add, Qiao Zhen used her husband’s sex~(≧▽≦)/~la la la.

2. What about age (this is really a sensitive issue)?

Marcus: Well, this... (very polite smile + bared teeth)

Qiao Zhen (rolling eyes): It doesn't matter, you are a man, what are you doing, he doesn't want to talk about me...he is more than 3000... as for me, um, my mental age should be twenty...can't remember (actually It’s the author’s lazy person who didn’t set it in detail... ╮(╯▽╰)╭).

AT Sauce: Biting the handkerchief... Are you accusing me? ==

3. What is your gender?

Marcus: Male.

Qiao Zhen: Man... Otherwise, what else do you want?Make Marcus a girl?

4. What is your personality like?

Marcus: Gentle and patient.

Qiao Zhen: (Thriller)... Nani? !Gentle sister, be patient, sister, are you saying that you have to be patient with me? !

AT Sauce: It's too scary... This is Mao's character...

5. The character of the other party?

Marcus: Smart, genius, proud...well... occasionally off line.

Qiao Zhen: ... Hmm... Is that just a myth? ! (turn table shape).Swallow the second half of the sentence for me.

Marcus: Good.Smart, genius, proud.

Qiao Zhen: (Satisfied) That's pretty much the same...As for...Marcus's character, except for the fact that I haven't appeared in 3000 years, it directly leads to a state of long-term dissatisfaction with desire, but...now...well, forget it , let’s not talk about it...personality or something...you don’t feel good, can you be with me?

AT Sauce: ...you finally told the truth...

6. When did the two meet?Where?

Marcus: N years ago, in a bar.Then kicked me out of bed immediately after eating my tofu... Really...

Qiao Zhen: That's why you took advantage of me... Besides, the author's bad taste is actually not my fault...

AT Sauce: I admit that I don't CJ, I cover my face and run away... Well, I actually omitted the previous paragraph... Cough... In order to save time, the next question. (The author's random entry: The previous specific situation will also appear in the customization, so...you understand.)

7. What is your first impression of the other party?

Marcus: It's great in bed and smells great.

Qiao Zhen: MLBD, you still dare to XX first and then OO on Lao Tzu's bed... You lose your face and pay attention to Mao's first impression...

8. What do you like about each other?

Marcus: All of them.

Qiao Zhen: (after two seconds of serious thinking) ... bed work

AT Sauce: I really didn't mean you, Qiao Zhen, are you... looking for death? (Looking in fear at the patriarch of a certain blood clan whose complexion is already black...)

9. What do you hate about each other?

Marcus: Wants to fuck me a lot.

Qiao Zhen: When I want to have sex with him, I often use various methods to prevent me from going to him...

AT Sauce: Cough...Okay...Let's pass by...

10. Do you think you have a good sex with each other?

Marcus: What is compatibility?

Qiao Zhen: Well, actually, I don’t know what kind of horse it is, can I eat it?

AT Sauce: Die ==...

11. How do you call each other?

Marcus: Joe Hazel, Jojo, Joe.

Qiao Zhen: Well, Marcus... Occasionally, he will call Director Volturi... If it's on the bed, it's inconvenient to reveal the fun...

AT Sauce: (saliva) what? !There are also interesting things... Come, tell Er Niang in a low voice...

Qiao Zhen: ...

Marcus (smiling softly): You really want to know?

AT Sauce: ...No.I was wrong.

12. How would you like to be called by the other party?

Marcus: Nothing matters.Because most of the time as long as two people are together, no matter what his name is, he must be calling me.

Qiao Zhen: Same as above.

13. If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Marcus: Cat.

Qiao Zhen: Well, it looks beautiful and harmless like an elk, but it is actually more ruthless than a lion... A lion eats people and spits out bones... He eats...

Marcus: (smiling softly)  …

Qiao Zhen: (shaking)...forget it, as if I didn't say anything...

AT Sauce: (sweating)...forget it, the next question...

14. If you want to give a gift to the other party, would you give it?

Marcus: Well, SUV, I'm actually thinking of customizing a handmade one next year...

Qiao Zhen: (with bright eyes) Really?

Marcus: Hmm.

Qiao Zhen: Very good, we can consider extra meals tonight...

Marcus: (satisfied) Good.

15. So what gift do you want for yourself?

Qiao Zhen: SUV!And TOP right! (doing to make progress)

Marcus: I basically like what Qiao Zhen sends.

16. Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Marcus: Anything as long as it doesn't scare me.

Qiao Zhen: Even if I scare you... I am the one who gets tired in the end...

AT Sauce: You said it yourself, good people are bullied... wake up...

17. What is your hobby?

Marcus: Pet Joe Hazel.

Qiao Zhen: Surgery, being spoiled by someone in his spare time.

18. What is the opponent's fault?

Marcus: Workaholic, but cute at work too...

AT Sauce: You are a beauty in the eye of the beholder.

Qiao Zhen: Well, quite a lot.

Marcus: ...

AT Sauce: How about the details?

Qiao Zhen: ...the biggest problem is that he refuses to let me...

Marcus: Next question.

19. What did the other party do (including mistakes) that made you unhappy?

Marcus: In the middle of it, Britt called the operation away...

Qiao Zhen: Don't let me go...

AT Sauce: Director, Naizun's sad reminder...

20. What did you do (including mistakes) that made the other party unhappy?

Marcus: There are some little things that don't make it easy for him.

Qiao Zhen: How can it be a trivial matter?It's obviously about a major event about my sexual happiness...

AT Sauce: ...

Qiao Zhen: All right.Since it's a trivial matter, can you bottm show it to me once? ...

Marcus: You owe discipline... Next question...

Qiao Zhen: (sneering) Now it's not a trivial matter?

Marcus: (smiling softly) ...Well, then I have to discipline you tonight...

Qiao Zhen: ...Forget it, let's move on to the next question.

21. How far is your relationship?

Marcus: ...

Qiao Zhen: I have done it dozens of times, and I am almost worn out.

AT Sauce: (sweating) You...don't you dare to say it so bluntly, which Javanese country have your Chinese reservations been thrown to? TT...

22. Where did two people meet for the first time?

Marcus: Well, does the first time at home count?

Qiao Zhen: No, it's a one-night stand?The author writes so clearly...

AT Sauce: Uh, if you say it doesn’t count, don’t count it.Where is that?

Marcus, Qiao Zhen: (simultaneously silent) ... It seems that there has never been a date ...

23. How was the atmosphere between the two at that time?

Marcus: ...

Qiao Zhen: ...

24. How far has it progressed?

Marcus: ...

Qiao Zhen: Go to bed.why so reserved

AT Sauce: == This is Shimizu Wen, okay...

25. Where do you often go on dates?

Marcus: When two people are together, it's the same wherever they go.

Qiao Zhen: Same as above.

26. What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Marcus: Clean him up.

Qiao Zhen: Avoid being washed by him.

AT Sauce: ...

27. Which party confessed?

Marcus: Me.

Qiao Zhen: Yes, he.

Marcus: ...

Qiao Zhen: Well, I am also very happy.

28. How much do you like each other?

Marcus: Better than loving my life.

Qiao Zhen: Uh... barely more than surgery.

AT Sauce: ...I rely on... Director, I can't stand this...

Marcus: (smiling) Tonight...

Qiao Zhen: I was wrong.You are better than surgery...

Marcus: Good.

AT Sauce: Director, I still think you are a tragedy...

29. So, do you love each other?

Marcus: (without hesitation) Of course.

Qiao Zhen: I'm not ashamed.

AT Sauce: What about you, do you love him?

Qiao Zhen: (rolls eyes) Can you?Can you?It's been posted so many times...

AT Sauce: Well... I was wrong.

30. What did the other party say that made you feel that it was very difficult to refuse?

Marcus: No matter what he says, he won't say no.

Qiao Zhen: Uh...it's hard to say.

AT Sauce: Director, you are a loyal dog again... (Turn the table) The little one should be obedient, you are so accommodating to him...

31. If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Marcus: (smiling softly)  …

AT Sauce: (shuddering) Just laugh when you smile, what's the matter with showing your teeth? Mouth...

Qiao Zhen: (shakes head) How dare you? !

AT Sauce: (tears)...I shouldn't have asked...

32. Can you forgive the other party's change of heart?

Marcus: ...

Qiao Zhen: ...

AT Sauce: I know I'm wrong, I shouldn't ask, Marcus, I know your teeth are very white, Colgate's teeth...but can you stay away from me...I'm not used to it...cough...next question.

33. What will you do if the other party is more than 1 hour late for a date?

Marcus: Go pick it up.

Qiao Zhen: Nonsense, call the cell phone.

AT Sauce: ...I was wrong, I copied these questions, don't despise me...

34. Which part of the other person's body do you like most?

Marcus: All of them.However, prefer the eyes.

Qiao Zhen: All, especially a certain place...

AT Sauce: I know where it is, so you don’t need to say it... This is a daily question, not an N18 night talk show... Calm down, Qiao Zhen...

35. What is the other party's sexy expression?

Marcus: Any expression.

Qiao Zhen: Hmm...probably in bed and when you're in heat.

AT Sauce: ... Qiao Zhen, did you grow up eating horses? !

36. When two people are together, what makes your heart beat the most?

Marcus: ...I don't dance.

Qiao Zhen: ...I don't dance anymore...

AT Sauce: ...It's not me...I said that the question was copied.

37. Have you ever lied to someone?Are you good at telling lies?

Marcus: Never.

Qiao Zhen: Hmm...except for the ex-problem, it seems that I haven't had any.

38. When do you feel the happiest?

Marcus: With him.

Qiao Zhen: Hmm... when dealing with complicated operations with Britt, or when doing it with him...

AT Sauce: (again powerless) Qiao Zhen, what is stuffed in your brain...

39. Have you ever had a fight?

Marcus: It's not really a fight, except for the breakup.

Qiao Zhen: I usually don't quarrel with him, just break up with him.

AT Sauce: You are so cruel...

Qiao Zhen: ╮(╯▽╰)╭... Anyway, he won't let me share it.

40. What kind of quarrels are they?

Marcus: ...

Qiao Zhen: ...

AT Sauce: All right.I admit this question is nonsense.next question.

41. How to reconcile afterwards?

AT Sauce: Skip... I know that the bedside noise is an inevitable trend...

42. Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Marcus: Hmm.

Qiao Zhen: Do we still talk about reincarnation?

AT Sauce: (whispering softly) Uh... I already said that this question was copied...

43. When did you feel loved?

Marcus: When he's watching.

Qiao Zhen: When he... um... fucked... uh... filled up...

AT Sauce: Fuck me... I'm writing Qingshuiwen, please, Qiao Zhen, please calm down...

44. When will you feel that maybe he doesn't love me anymore?

Marcus: Halfway through the surgery with another man...

Qiao Zhen: (glaring at Marcus) Don’t be so obscene, I’m obviously partnering with the attending doctor to perform surgery...

AT Sauce: Poor director...

45. How do you express your love?

Marcus: Halfway through, allow him to see other people's naked bodies...

Qiao Zhen: ...everyone said it was an operation, and they had a cloth covering their mouths!Besides, I am a doctor, everyone is the same...

AT Sauce: This is what I said... (sweating) So what... Director... If you have something to say...

46. ​​What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Marcus: Poppy.

Joe Hazel: Poppy.

AT Sauce: Ah...why?

Qiao Zhen: What nonsense, improve the X function...

AT Sauce: Damn it...

47. Is there something that the two of you are hiding from each other?

Marcus: (mild smile) No...

Qiao Zhen: (at a loss) Do countless exes count? ...

AT Sauce: Cough... the next question.

48. Do you feel inferior when two people get along?

Marcus: What's that?

Qiao Zhen: I also want to ask, what is inferiority complex...

AT Sauce: I was wrong.

49. Is the relationship between the two recognized or extremely secret?

Marcus: I think since the striptease incident, no one knows about it.

Qiao Zhen: Die you...

50. Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Marcus: Sure.

Qiao Zhen: It’s been a while, and I’m still asking Mao.

AT Sauce: ...They say they copied it, really...

51. Are you the attacker or the recipient?

Marcus: ...

Qiao Zhen: ...The attack is undecided...

AT Sauce: (yawns) Forget it, you can eat nonsense, don’t talk nonsense...

52. Why did you decide so?

Marcus: There are many reasons.

Qiao Zhen: Uh... he's bigger... very comfortable...

AT Sauce: I’ve said it all... Calm down, I’m Shimizu, Shimizu!

53. Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Marcus: Very satisfied.

Qiao Zhen: Very dissatisfied.

54. Where was the first H?

Marcus: His house.

Qiao Zhen: My family.

55. How did you feel at that time?

Marcus: ...delicious

Qiao Zhen: ...Damn, I want to swear

AT Sauce: ...== You are already scolding.

56. How did the other party look like at that time?

Marcus: It's beautiful.

Qiao Zhen: It's handsome, but I don't have time to appreciate it... I'm almost late.

57. On the morning of the first night, what was your first sentence?

Marcus: ...forgot.

Qiao Zhen: You should go.

58. What is the frequency of H every week?

Marcus: Whatever.

Qiao Zhen: Whatever you want, anyway, it’s now replaced with a diamond, which won’t break.

AT Sauce: Damn it... I don't want to ask...

59. In your opinion, under the ideal situation, how many times a week is the best?

Marcus: Feel free to.

Qiao Zhen: Seven times a week, one day at a time.

AT Sauce: Are you sure you don't want to have surgery?

Qiao Zhen: (shrugs) I can quit halfway.

AT Sauce: ...

Marcus: ...

60. So what kind of H is it?

Marcus: ...

Qiao Zhen: Regardless of posture, it all comes down to...piston movement

AT Sauce: Fuck me, I’m really clear water ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

61. Where is your most sensitive part?

Marcus: Not sure.

Qiao Zhen: Huh?

AT Sauce: Same sweat... What kind of rotten question is this...

62. What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Marcus: Full body.

Qiao Zhen: The whole body.

AT Sauce: Kuanghan...

63. If you use one sentence to describe the other party at H?

Marcus: Very cute.

Qiao Zhen: Very cool.

AT Sauce: ...I asked you to describe the other party, not how you feel? !

64. Frankly speaking, do you like H?

Marcus: Hmm.

Qiao Zhen: Yes.We are very harmonious.

65. In general, where is H?

Marcus: Whatever you want, it depends on Qiao Zhen's mood.

Qiao Zhen: It depends on my mood.

AT Sauce: Director...you are really easygoing...

66. Which place do you want to try?

Marcus: Nothing special.

Qiao Zhen: I've tried cars, boats... Next time I'll try a plane... They say high altitudes are great...

AT Sauce: Get out, get out, I'm really a Qingshuiwen, a mouthful!

67. Is the shower before or after H?

AT Sauce: This question is boring enough... Forget it, skip it, the next question...

68. Is there any agreement between the two at H?

Marcus: Basically none.

Qiao Zhen: They're all his people now, so it doesn't matter what happens.

69. Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Marcus: None.

Qiao Zhen: ...

AT Sauce: I see, next question.

70. Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body"?

Marcus: The heart is the most important thing, only the body, so what?

Qiao Zhen: Uh... you think so?Oh well, me too.

AT Sauce: Kuanghan...Understood...

71. If the other party is raped by thugs, what would you do?

Qiao Zhen: Those who treat him like that will of course die.

Marcus: (elegantly) People who treat him like that would certainly be worse than death.

AT Sauce: Khan...

72. Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

Marcus: ...

Qiao Zhen: ... Do you think I will?

AT Sauce: No.

Qiao Zhen: This is the end.

73. If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, what would you do?

Marcus: Arrow?Impossible, there are too many people who want to sleep in his bed.Caius?Impossible, for the same reason.

Qiao Zhen: ...If it's Britt, you can consider it, Richard, if he's below, you can also consider it, Bambi...it's terrible...chicken ribs...oh, it's even more terrible...Alex... ...Fuck me, I won't do it.

AT Sauce: The two of them are actually... both seriously thinking about it... I'll fuck it...

74. Do you think you are good at H?

Marcus: Of course.

Qiao Zhen: Nonsense.

75. What about the other party?

Marcus: (smiling gracefully)...Actually, I hope he's not good at it, or those people died naturally...

Qiao Zhen: 3000 years of accumulation... what do you think buddy...

AT Sauce: Unbelievable...==

76. What do you want the other party to say at the time of H?

Marcus: Just turn off the phone, it doesn't matter what you say.

Qiao Zhen: ...

AT Sauce: I understand... Director, you have worked hard...

77. Which expression do you like more when the other party is H?

Marcus: All expressions.

Qiao Zhen: Well, the same as above, but the expression is the best when it is about to [beep——].

AT Sauce: With the dead of night, this one... soon... then let's finish it quickly.

78. Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

Marcus: ...No.

Qiao Zhen: ...um...he can't, me...he won't let me.

79. Are you interested in SM?

Marcus: No.

Qiao Zhen: (eyes glowing) If he is willing, I can beat him.

AT Sauce: ==

80. If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, what would you do?

Marcus: Impossible.

Qiao Zhen: Impossible.

AT Sauce: ...It is said that the blood race has a strong sexual desire, as expected...

81. What do you think of SM?

Marcus: Good.

Qiao Zhen: Very cool.

82. In the H so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

Marcus: ...

Qiao Zhen: I'm bored too, can you stop asking these questions?

83. What is the more painful thing in H?

Marcus: I'm afraid he'll bleed and I won't be able to control it.

Qiao Zhen: Is that so...then [beep——] so ruthlessly every time?

84. Have you ever been seduced by the recipient?

Marcus: Often.

Qiao Zhen: ...Often.

85. What was the reaction of the attacking side at that time?

Marcus: What do you mean...

Qiao Zhen: Just do it...

AT Sauce: Fuck me...why it's not over yet, this kind of problem...

86. Has the attacking team acted aggressively?

Marcus: None.

Qiao Zhen: No.

87. What was the recipient's reaction at that time?

AT Sauce: ...Skip.

88. For you, what is the ideal of "being an H object"?

Marcus: Black hair, black eyes, blood type B—Joe Hazel.

Qiao Zhen: Well, good figure, good skin, good technique... Well, Marcus really has nothing to criticize, especially the last item.

AT Sauce: Just pay attention to the last item, you pervert...

89. Does the current partner meet your ideal?

Marcus: Yes.

Qiao Zhen: Yes.

90. Have you ever used props in H?

Marcus: ...

Qiao Zhen: ...

91. When did your first time happen?

Marcus: A long time ago.

Qiao Zhen: Same as above.

92. Was the object at that time the current lover?

Marcus: No.

Qiao Zhen: No.

93. Where do you like to be kissed most?

Marcus: Lips.

Qiao Zhen: Whatever you want.

94. Where do you like to kiss each other most?

Marcus: Lips.

Qiao Zhen: Lips.

95. What is the most pleasing thing for the other party during H?

Marcus: (hesitantly) Let him be on top.

Qiao Zhen: What nonsense.you know.

96. What do you think about when H?

Marcus: Nothing.

Qiao Zhen: Same as above

97. What is the number of H times in one night?

Marcus: Whatever.

Qiao Zhen: See if there is any surgery...

98. When you were in H, did you take off your clothes yourself, or did the other party help you take them off?

Qiao Zhen: All of them.

Marcus: I undress him a lot.

What is 99 H to you?

Marcus: Life adjustment.

Qiao Zhen: An indispensable thing.

AT Sauce: ==...don't be like this...

100. Please say something to your lover

Marcus: I love you.

Qiao Zhen: I know.