Mo Jiu Ye

Laughing and scolding is not a kind of life.

Since he was 15 years old, he has played many people, including traffickers and pawns, knight-errants and robbers. He even entered the palace and directly knocked the emperor into a coma.Although the emperor is very difficult to be, he is flattered by those beautiful concubines time and time again, and finally Lian Chun.All the medicines were used, and I almost lost my body.Since the face of the emperor is naturally to look like an emperor, he immediately patted the table and dropped the bowl, and ordered someone to investigate the matter thoroughly.In the end, it was the emperor's mother who ordered the medicine to be given. Seeing that he had not been sexually attracted to women for a month and had no heirs, she became anxious.Of course he couldn't punish the empress dowager, but he let the real emperor out that night, and knocked a big bag on his head to show that the back of his head was created as a symptom of amnesia, and then rolled up and fled in desperation Powder purgatory.

That was the first time he suffered a disadvantage in the mortal world, and he also thought it was the last time.

Of course, it's just a thought.

The so-called unforeseen circumstances, ten years later, he suffered a loss again, and more than once, the most important thing was that he fell into the hands of one person.

That night, he changed into the mask of a thief and went to the General’s Mansion in Kasyapa City to take a little patronage, pick and choose, pick, pick, and find some valuable things-in fact, he didn’t have any other intentions. In his eyes, these things are just brighter stones, and he will return them when the freshness wears off, just like he does every time, but the position of someone returning is very subtle, not slop The inside of the bucket is in the trash.

——Honestly speaking, he is also very bad.

In his eyes, committing crimes in Kasyapa City was nothing more than a piece of cake. After all, he had even entered and stolen palaces before, let alone here.

But, he missed it.

He would not be surprised if he was discovered while stealing, because he was discovered on purpose. He likes this kind of chase very much, and feels that he really looks like a thief.However, it was unexpected for him to bump into someone on the way.He has been trained since he was a child, and he will notice when strangers approach him, even the instinct of the body should make him avoid it.However, he actually bumped into someone else's arms directly, but he never thought of it.

Distraught, he no longer had the interest to tease the pursuers, let go of his hands and feet and disappeared without a trace.However, when he reached out to touch the baggage on his back, he found nothing. The blow of a missed hand and the doubts about his own body instinct almost made this self-proclaimed thief stretch forward and fell to the ground.

He went to steal, but the prize was lost. He lost his face as a thief. The only thing that comforted him was that he didn't use his face to steal, so he didn't lose his face.However, as a very dedicated person, since he wants to be a moral and upright thief, then the winning prize must not be lost before he gets tired of playing.

So, he found the brothel.

Speaking of brothels, he is a frequent visitor.He once came in as a prostitute, and came to the conclusion that the women here are more terrifying than those in the palace. At least the women in the palace are still wearing a reserved shell, but the women here are unrestrained and unrestrained. .

So, he was scared away.

Later, adhering to the belief that the enemy is strong and we are stronger, he entered the brothel again, but as a beautiful woman.He looks pretty good, but he has changed some characteristics that can identify his gender, arranged some miserable life experiences, and was brought into the brothel. Although many people cried and howled to marry him at the beginning, it's a pity that he didn't have the ambition this.

With his looks and talent, the oiran is easy to catch, and he is sought after by countless children of aristocratic families, but unfortunately, his ambition is still not here.

In less than half a month, he got tired of it, bought the brothel directly, changed it to his own name, and left with all his money.

In fact, it's not considered leaving, he just changed his face again and started the business of stealing saints.

At the time when they bumped into each other, he didn't see his appearance clearly, but now he specially came to look for him, and only then did he realize that this is a handsome scholar who is rare to see, with a tall and straight figure, and a peaceful and gentle aura around him.Perhaps, this is the reason why I didn't notice when I was approached by him (obviously you bumped into me, okay?).

It's just that I don't know why such a man appears in the brothel, and there are even three or four beautiful women in thin clothes in the room next to him.

Really, people cannot be judged by their appearance.

Seeing that he is a "powerless" scholar, and his appearance is in line with his own aesthetic standards, he upholds the humane spirit of not bullying the weak, and talks to him in a good temper, hoping that he can return the prize to him , and generously told him his name.I wanted to add a sentence, "I will protect you if something happens in the future", but he actually said that he was a thief, and there was obvious contempt in his eyes, and he was immediately angry.

I really don't know what to do!Criticize and educate, take the burden and leave!

However, that person's bad attitude can only mean that his education has failed too much, and he can't impose his own standards on others. After all, not everyone can reach their own heights.

Thinking this way, he asked the person's name.Who would have known that he would call himself "Jiu Ye" and "Ye Jiu" for a while, obviously playing tricks on himself, and finally kicked his buttocks, causing him to fall directly from the second floor.

Well, although in terms of his cultivation, it doesn't hurt at all; although the front yard of the brothel is so lively that no one cares about the back yard, and no one notices his embarrassment, but this is trampling on his own identity. The dignity of a generation of robbers is unforgivable.

But, but, why on earth did he not notice the man's approach? !

This is the second time! !

He felt that he had been hit, and he didn't go back to seek revenge that night, and ran back to the place where he stayed to reflect on his life in desperation.After thinking about it all night, he didn't come up with a reason, so he decided to find that man.To be honest, why bother, just arrest him and take him back for a good interrogation. After a good investigation, you will understand, but he just took advantage of his unpreparedness.It's just a frail scholar who kicked him.To be honest, he played the role of a gentleman in his long life, but it was only half a month.

Too tired and completely out of character with him.

Looking for someone, it turned out that that person had left earlier than him, and there was no sign of him.

A little frustrated, but he has to continue on his way.

He decided to return to Linhu City, where the Jiuye Pavilion would warmly welcome their oiran back.

After working as an oiran for a few days, he found that it was not a challenge at all, and it was not as interesting as his early days as a long-term laborer in a stingy landlord's house for a month.With a reserved and noble smile on his face, his bored eyes fell on the old bustard who was hospitable to the guests, and the smile changed a little, with three-point interest.

So, he ran away again, but went to ambush on the roof of Qinghua Building.My mother’s mother has no characteristics at all, and it’s too boring to play her. I heard that the old bustard in Qinghualou is a strong person. ), said she is very special.

After taking the scriptures for five days, he went back to Jiuye Pavilion and asked the madam mother to sleep well for a few days. He directly wore red and green, put on makeup and powder, and put on a big hoodie, stuffed a silk handkerchief into the powder. After several rounds of rolling in the box, Jiuyege's new mother was born.

Scared three or four timid girls unconscious.

But he's having fun.

Just after half a day of addiction, someone came to spread the news that Prince Rui was causing trouble down there and wanted to see him.

King Rui and him are also considered old acquaintances, when he was assassinated when he was a prince, it happened that he stuck out his little finger to save him when passing by, and they have become friends since then.

He has never had such a thing as a friend in his life for so long, but it feels good to communicate with him.He could see that Prince Rui was sincere.

He decided to "entertain" Cang Rui with this appearance.

He did the same, but he didn't expect that Cang Rui would come with another person, and that person was the man he had met once.

A dishonest man who refuses to speak his name!

——Although, he didn't use his own name.

It's just... While talking in a whining voice that made him feel cold, he looked at that person without any trace.Back then in the brothel... By the way, it was the brothel again, this man is such a hypocrite, the place where he met him twice was the brothel! !

He felt a little dissatisfied in his heart, and wanted to use his current image to torment him, but found that this person's gaze was unusually deep, with an innocent and elegant smile on his face, but his eyes were full of indifference.

So, the sinful hand that was originally reaching out to him paused abruptly, and rushed towards the soft persimmon that was easier to pinch behind the man.

... Sure enough, he knew that this person was difficult to deal with!First, he used a beauty trick to make himself unable to refuse his little request to take the prince to his house, and later he even gained the upper hand in the fight!He gritted his teeth secretly in his heart, which guy without eyes said he was a feeble scholar with no power to restrain his chicken? Could it be that his eyes were blind? !

(Author: Looks like, you said it yourself...)

In the end, in the end, that hypocrite, without the slightest bit of pity, tore his skirt and kicked him into the water with his last kick.

Well, well, even if he is not a real woman, at least he is pretending to be like this now, even if he is not a woman, but his appearance is definitely better than that of a woman, well, he attacked again.Hit him on the buttocks and send him into the icy lake!

He tried his best to stand up, and threw the lotus leaf with no winks from above his head, brewed up his momentum and prepared to give him a heavy blow first, and then beat him to the ground with three punches and two kicks, and stepped on the With an annoying face, he told him triumphantly: "Don't be complacent, I accidentally fell into the lake~ I didn't want to bully you. I'm not worthy of carrying shoes~~In short, I didn't show my true skills because I saw you as pitiful~"

As a result, he couldn't utter a single word of these imposing words. Just as he dropped the rotten lotus leaf that offended his noble head, a huge hidden weapon flew over and hit his noble chest.

So, into the water again.

He was really angry this time!

Only those youngsters would use hidden weapons to hurt people. I think he has been a hero for a year and a month, he has been talking with knives, not to mention hidden weapons, all iron objects around him, except for the machete Other than that, nothing!

That's style!

Look at this man again, he has a flat face that makes people feel good, don't think it's a big deal to look more masculine than him, only ghosts appreciate that vulgar face!

(Author: By the way, these words are contradictory. I just said it looks good, but the next second it becomes vulgar. Really, a man's heart is like a needle in the sea. This face is turned, faster than a book~)

Throwing a large hidden weapon viciously... Although he regretted it after taking the shot, although the hidden weapon is hateful, the one who issued the hidden weapon is even more hateful, not to mention that the one who was regarded as a hidden weapon was his only good friend.Of course, for his own aura, even if he regretted it, he still pretended to be nonchalant.

He looked at that person sharply (it's just that his sharp eyes were regarded as winking), but what he got in exchange was not the serious face he should have, but a word of absolute contempt.

He even said that he is neither male nor female, well, his uncle, let him know why flowers are so popular today!

Roll up your sleeves—so they don't get in the way, pull your collar—so you don't strangle your neck when you do it.This set of moves was learned when he was a hero, and it will definitely make his opponent's eyes straighten, and he will lose a bit of momentum first.

It's just... At this time, he realized that his clothes were torn, and he was gone now, and the person in front of him took advantage of it.

The face began to congest...

"I said, are you seducing me?"

……

"I'm angry because I was peeked into my mind... I'm really, annoyed, ashamed, successful, angry."

……

He finally understands why there is an idiom "Heaven is jealous of talents" in this world.Because, when every genius grows to its peak, there will be a despicable and shameless pervert who has an extremely unusual way of thinking, enough to drive every genius into hell.

——For example, a genius is as wise as him.

——Another example is a shameless pervert like him.

Of course, he will not sit still.

If he didn't beat him to the knees and beg for mercy, he wouldn't be called Su!memory!Shame!

The author has something to say: Once upon a time, there was a little fox~

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