[Hunting] Invincible · Oriental · Beat the enemy

"Dongfang, long time no see."

"Well, yes, almost a year."

"Brother Dongfang!" Zhixi ran over to say hello obediently, with a round head and a round brain, crossed his hands and bowed, in exchange for a cute hug from Dongfang.

"Dongfang, I didn't expect that in less than a year, you actually... Well, congratulations, you are considered a double blessing."

"Yeah." Dongfang murmured vaguely, because the hunter exam was really not difficult for them traversers, especially those with a little strength, and it was not considered a happy event for enrolling.

"Please come in." Dongfang took the person in and added hesitantly. "Il fans...he shouldn't embarrass you, but he's in a bad mood recently."

"I can guess that, after all, as your friend, I will always have objections to your choices. After all...that's beating the enemy." Yun Gu pushed his glasses and said something very pertinent.Although he knew from the beginning that he could only be a friend of Dongfang.The meaning in my heart died before it sprouted.So he only considers it from the perspective of a friend.

Dongfang stopped suddenly and looked at Yungu cautiously.

"what happened?"

"You...are you not interested in me?"

"..." The corners of her mouth twitched and her glasses pushed back, "Dongfang, I consider you my friend."

"Then I don't worry, if there is an eventuality, Xiaoyi really kills you, how can I explain to Zhixi."

"........."

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"Yeah? It's in this one?" Xiaojie poked GI curiously. Thanks to Sean, he has seen all kinds of game consoles, and he is no longer the living fossil of the savage in the original book.But you can play without electricity, and you can have children... Oh no, it's the first time I see you who can help you have children.

"Of course, there are not only stones that can help men and women get pregnant, but also machines that can be used for plastic surgery, gems that can ward off bad luck, diamond rings that have a 100% proposal rate, hot springs that can beautify the body, well water that can be turned into wine, and bathing. Girls who can wash out gold, and various eggs that can master outstanding skills such as singers, writers, athletes, etc., and even a village with a population of 1 people who fully obey your laws and orders The castle." Na'er knew at a glance that the dominating blessing she liked the most was completely dreaming of a queen.

"This... this... this..." Qi Ya stiffly pointed at the GI game console.

"Qi Ya, what's wrong?"

"Brother, you and Dongfang met in this game?"

"No, we met through missions, but I chased him in this game, where the scenery is nice and the props are also very interesting." He had always wanted to try the witch's love potion, but it was a pity that Dongfang was too guarded. "Emotions progress quickly."

"What!!" Qi Ya felt as if he wanted to flip the table.

"what happened?"

"This game console was obviously snatched by me and Dongfang, but I asked my elder brother to play first. Dongfang is really good, and he said that we will play together after the hunter exam is over, but he slipped away first." Gritting teeth.

"But Qiya... It's been more than a month since the exam, and I haven't seen you mention that you want to play." Xiaojiefan asked purely and seriously, and then Qiya counterattacked in anger, and the two rolled into a ball.

"This game is not something everyone can play." Kulanaer shook her finger at Qi Ya in shock.

"Who said that, I'm already a hunter." Qi Ya showed his license.

"Idiot, I said that this game is for hunters, but it's not for you to play with a card. A real hunter is someone who can read, Brother Yiermi~~ Demonstrate~" Naer turned to Yier in a coquettish voice. I'm a fan of dog legs.The fans of Yier also cooperated to put pressure on Qi Ya and the others.Successfully forced Qiya to the ceiling.

"I still don't understand." Xiaojie scratched his head.

"Reading is a kind of ability, just like the feeling just now. Those who pass the hunter test can learn it, and those who fail the test can learn it. If you are looking for a job now, [-]% of them will say that you haven't passed the final exam. Quiz. It's not a hunter's license that's required to play this game, it's a read."

"It's amazing! Then Elder Brother Yiermi already knows it?"

"Yeah. Qi Ya, you have to learn too." The stern elder brother.

"Of course I will learn." After learning it, I will not be afraid of your trick. 12 years!He fell into the hands of this trick, what a shame!

"I really didn't expect that the hunter experiment we worked so hard to pass would have the final test." Leorie sighed for a while.

"Although we can't prevent everyone, at least lunatics like Hisoka must be controlled on the surface, so that they can't get the ability to read. Of course, this is just an example. Hisoka can read at first sight." Cool Lanaer seems to like this kind of popular science lectures based on the plot.

"Nianke is really a good thing." Qiya lay on the GI game console, "Dongfang told me that this thing is worth 500 billion after clearing the level!"

"500 billion?!" Leorio roared, and quickly stood up and ran outside the door.The speed definitely broke through the limit of usual training.

"Where did Leorie go?" Xiaojie stared blankly at the gust of wind blowing around him.

"Where else can we go, go to the door to meet our Nian ability teacher." Qi Ya rolled his eyes, "Although his aspiration is to be a doctor, as long as he hangs a nun in front of him, he guarantees to run faster than Sanmao Soon."

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Yungu appeared on the stage, and was stared at by Yiermi for a long time. Although he didn't show any murderous intent, in Qiya's eyes, anyone who could keep his face unchanged under Yiermi's dead fish, and persist for so long, was a strong man.Immediately, he took a high look at this plain-looking four-eyed frog.

Now everyone is working hard to learn to recite, using meditation methods, and the talents present are considered good. Five days later, Xiaojie Qiya started to recite, and two weeks later, Kulanaer started to recite.A month later, Leorio and Miji had an idea. (Mi Ji took the initiative to learn to read after hearing about the island of greed.)

"Miji, it seems that you are a fast learner?"

"Big...Big brother..." Mi Ji was terrified. He remembered that in the past, in order not to do difficult tasks and to be able to stay at home, Xue Nian had to shirk in every possible way, and in the end he even used bitter tricks.

"It's time to go to the island of greed. Let's go find the witch's weight-loss medicine first." Yiermi looked at Mi Ji and looked up and down, feeling like pork waiting to be slaughtered.

Dongfang answered the words interestingly, "Mi Ji has lost weight, and he can read, and there are a lot of tasks at home that can be handed over to Mi Ji."

"No~ brother and sister-in-law, you can't be so cruel, I'm an intelligence officer, an intelligence officer!"

"I say you should accept it." Na'er tugged at Mi Ji's sleeve, "Don't look at the leader who is usually easy to talk, he is the one who hates others to oppose him the most." Yang Lianting is the proof, and was favored by the leader What's up. "Otherwise, do you want to try the muscle-splitting hand? Or acupuncture points with silver needles? Ice Palm and Raging Flame Master can both point it, or... half of it on one side?"

"What's that?" Yi Ermi, who already knew a little about martial arts, turned to ask Dongfang.He was asking about the flame palm and the ice palm.

"Third-rate martial arts, the name just sounds good. If it's just the effect, I can do better." Dongfang told very conspicuously how the martial arts have reached a certain level.

Dangdang~dangdangdang~di da da dangdang~, a strange ringing sound came from Kulana'er, Dongfang stroked his forehead helplessly, "March of the Volunteers".Student Na'er, you are really patriotic.

"Hello? Who, Sean? Ah? Oh, good evening, I haven't had dinner yet...I said, you called me to ask me about dinner?" Na'er twitched and frowned.

"What! Go to bed! With Hisoka!" Before Yun Gu, who was monitoring their contact, protested, Na'er exclaimed.

So except for Mi Ji, who was not very familiar with Hisoka, the others petrified collectively, and the most serious one was Xiaojie.After all, the person Na'er was talking to was his own uncle.

"Sean, wait, calm down. This kind of thing must be done slowly." Na'er raised her head suddenly, showing an incomparable momentum.

"Miji, Zhixi, Master (Yungu), Leorie, you all go out." Na'er expressed with her eyes that the property management personnel, teaching staff and children all went out.

"Hey, why am I an irrelevant person?" Leo Li protested.

"Afterwards, can you stand against Sean or Hisoka?" On behalf of the people despise your strength.

"how about you?"

"I have Xiao En's handle, and Hisoka also said that he would not kill me." There is nothing to fear.

After everyone went out, Na'er quickly changed the mobile phone to a hands-free one.

"Hello, is Sean still here?"

"In...uh." The voice over the microphone was confused and hoarse, with a feeling of dizziness, and with the last drink, everyone knew that he was drunk.

"Where's Hisoka?"

"Hmm~ I'm here too~"

"Student Xiao En, report Hisoka's situation."

"Hisoka...uh...no clothes, I took off the clothes, pants...uh...no, limbs are broken eh~"

"What, I haven't done it yet." The precocious student Qi Ya heard something.Just now when Na'er shouted to go to bed, he thought Hisoka had given Xiao En to...or Xiao En had given Hisoka to Fa-rectification.

"Really? Qiya!" Xiaojie was excited. The kid's face was flushed from the very beginning, even though he belonged to the Purity Party.But going to bed and being naked are still understandable.

"Shh... Sean, keep talking."

"Hisuo asked to have sex after drinking...uh...I drank...then...that's it...Na'er...what's the next step when you take off your clothes?" search.But everyone was even more surprised by this kind of Sean who would call for help afterwards.

Everyone looked at Xiaojie, Xiaojie who was still blushing said that his uncle's drinking capacity is not good, and the wine tastes strange.Because their family owned a bar, as the only adult man in the family, Sean certainly had the experience of being drunk by the sailors in the bar.

Xiaojie quickly and cryptically expressed his uncle's ability to "do what he says" when he is drunk.That is to say, he promised Hisoka to go to bed before, and now no one can stop him.And looking at Hisoka's appearance, he knew that Sean might have the hidden attribute of doubling his strength after drinking.

"Even if Sean is doubled, he shouldn't be able to defeat Hisoka." Yi Ermi frowned, the combat experience of the two is still incomparable.

"That's not necessarily true. Maybe Hisoka was injured before? Their place is the Sky Arena." Dongfang frowned considering the unexpected factor.

"It's true that there are many unexpected possibilities, but I like that kind of thinking." Yi Ermi replied seriously, Xiaojie and Qiya couldn't help but look and nod.It's such a pleasure to watch Esiso's character and personality be deflated or shoot himself in the foot.

"Xiao En, now... take off your clothes." After everyone understood the basic situation, Na'er began to direct on the spot. Accompanied by her words were the terrified expressions of Xiaojie and Qiya.Comes with oriental raised eyebrows.Yi Ermi is still paralyzed.

The sound of the phone being put down, the sound of Xixi Suosuo undressing, and Hisoka's abnormal sound.

"Give the microphone to Hisoka." Na'er retreated after taking a step, and Dongfang looked at her with contempt, just now she was full of pride.

"Xi University~ You know the current situation, you said..."

"Hmm~ Xiao Na'er can do whatever she wants~"

"The problem is not that I think..." Na'er hesitated.

"Sean." Dongfang said suddenly, his voice was still cold, but the loudness of the voice absolutely guaranteed that Sean could hear it in the quiet room over there.

"Uh~ what's the matter."

"The next step after you get naked is to kiss Hisoka. Kiss him deeply." As soon as Dongfang's voice fell, the obedient baby over there blocked the discordant BT background sound.

The perfect answering effect of the good-quality mobile phone made everyone listen carefully to many details, such as the muffled groan of Hisoka's wound accidentally touched during kissing, heavy breathing, and ambiguous water from entangled teeth. Voice.

"Master..." Na'er looked at Dongfang weakly.

"You underestimate Hisoka too much. The kind of pure enjoyment party, I'm afraid he is enjoying the embrace of a beautiful woman and the naked scenery in front of him." Calmly reminded Hisoka, Hisoka is indeed a danger with a high military value. character, but don't forget, this guy is the biggest BT in the hunter world.

As a "friend" who has known Hisoka for a long time, Yier fans support his lover's point of view. Hisoka is definitely more excited than unhappy now. "He's not the type of person who cares about being up and down. He's the type of person who treats being pressed as a violation."

"Adam's apple, kiss the Adam's apple next step." With support, classmate Na'er came back to life again. "Tim with your tongue, bite lightly, gently, touch the two spots on his chest with your hands, and focus a little bit on the first hand, so that it will be more irritating."

The senior rotten girl is really scary, Na'er can accurately analyze even the faintest voice from over there. "Sean, now start gnawing on the main artery, the place where vampires bite, yes, slowly bite, suck, leave hickeys, take care of one side of the chest, pay attention to the other side, be gentle, too painful and lack of lust Come on, you're overdoing it Sean, touch him, touch the chest, relieve it with the gentle touch of your tongue."

"uncle……"

"My goodness……"

"You two can go out now."

"Don't forget to rub your lower body, use your XX to rub his XX. Kiss his lower abdomen, it's very good. Don't forget the inner thigh, touch it gently with your fingertips, that kind of feeling of scratching. Wow~ ~Xi Da's voice is so sexy~~" Na'er threw her phone into Dongfang's arms in excitement to calm down.

"Hisuo, how do you feel?" Yi Ermi received the phone.

"Hmm~~It feels good~~Hmm!"

"Kula Na'er, Hisoka means hurry up." Xiao Yi calmly handed the phone to Na'er.

"Hmm... Na'er..." Xiao En's voice was still hot. "so sad……"

"Oh my god, don't rush me with a lustful tone, I'm afraid I won't be able to control my teleportation to the sky arena to watch." Na'er had a feeling that she would develop this ability immediately. "Broaden now, widen, if the early stage preparations are not good and Xida is wronged, I will never let you go, by the way, is there any lubricant nearby?"

"what is that……"

"Is there any liquid nearby." Just say this.

"There is... wine." The sound of Xiao En getting out of bed in a daze and kicking over the wine bottle came from the phone.The remaining three present.Dongfang smiled, Yi'er tilted his head, and Na'er was dumbfounded.All three of them imagined a scene where Sean pointed the wine bottle directly at Hisoka's OO and inserted it.

"No, no, no, Sean, no wine bottles, body soap, shampoo, conditioner, anything, go to the bathroom!" Na'er screamed.

"The body wash bottle is no smaller than the diameter of the wine bottle." Dongfang kindly reminded.

"Sean, I don't want you to use the bottle directly, but to squeeze the body wash on your hand, a large amount, yes, and then put your finger in! Lightly, one finger first. Oops, I told you to be lighter, take your time Whispering, why... Xiao En turned the person over, the back position is easier!"

"The back style is easy..." Yier fans looked to the east.

"If you like it, I will definitely satisfy you." Dongfang looked back at Yier fans.