[Hunting] Invincible · Oriental · Beat the enemy

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It was still dusty, but this time it was Leorio.All the candidates who passed the first half of the first exam looked at Leori, who was shining with silver light, with pity, and then at Dongfang who was pulling out the needle with a calm and gentle face.

[The fate of making a bad friend by mistake! 】 They all took it as a warning.

And the time-traveling girl named Su Ye was also wondering, is this person the reincarnation of Nanny Rong or something?But... isn't his name Allen?Why is it called Dongfang again?Which is the real name?

Recalling Dongfang's proud red dress at first, and looking at the silver needle he was playing with on his fingertips, Dongfang...

Uh... no way!I?

Suspiciously scanning the east, Suye pushed his sunglasses to make himself stand a little further back.If this person is really Dongfang Bubai, then all the poisons he prepared are useless.Anyone who has read martial arts novels knows that internal force is a first-class weapon to force poison and heal wounds.For a master with strong internal strength, as long as he is not hit by some strange poison in the world, he can force out most of the poison in a few minutes with a swipe on his hand.And the remaining poison can be removed by a doctor... What's more... the protagonists of Hunter World are all Xiaoqiang attributes, among other things, their physical fitness is at the level of monsters. (How can a normal person have a few tons of wrist strength after practicing?)

And his bag of poisons...doesn't belong to the ranks of the world's strange poisons.

And her shrinking behavior made Yi Ermi, who had been secretly staring at him, let her go temporarily.After all, anyone who is familiar with Hisoka knows that his words cannot be taken seriously, and he is absolutely afraid that the world will not be chaotic.He said that if there is a problem, he will do it, maybe there will be a big trouble next time, and then he just agrees with a certain BT.What's more, compared to this woman whose combat power doesn't seem to be much higher than Qi Ya.It is more dangerous to talk and laugh with Dongfang over there. (Worried about the appearance of a rival in love.)

"Leorio, can you still move?"

"can."

"Get up."

"I can't bear to part with..." The beautiful earth.

"........."

"Isn't it just a few needles? Look at you, don't you know acupuncture and moxibustion? You are a doctor. It can treat diseases and injuries, relax muscles and activate collaterals, reduce swelling and pain, promote blood circulation and remove blood stasis, reduce fat and lose weight, remove dampness and detoxify. , Baogong Warm Nest..." Kulana'er could see that Leori was wrong about Dongfang.

"Ahem." Dongfang coughed desperately.

"My lord?"

"Forget about Baogong Warm Nest...Leori doesn't have this function."

Kurapika held back his smile and pulled the blushing Naer aside to educate him, and the others helped Leo who was still nostalgic for the earth to get up.At this time, Sean also put away the PSP for the first time.

"Uncle! You don't want to play anymore?!" Xiaojie looked at his uncle in horror, then raised his head to look at the sky clearly, as if to see if the sun was coming out from the west.

"In June, it snows, the river freezes, and the yellow dog's horns turn into a unicorn." Oriental Wen said that this is a spectacle.

"The sky will be red and snowy, the winter thunder will shake, and the earthquake, flood and plague will appear." Kulana'er responded to the previous sentence very eloquently. It is not fair, but the number of words is the same, and it fully expresses surprise.

"As for it." He raised his chin and pointed to the woods, "Where can you play games in that kind of place? What if I accidentally drop my baby?"

"I think my uncle will definitely pass the second half of the exam as quickly as possible." Xiaojie smiled dryly at Qi Ya.

"Understandable. I think your uncle is pretty good, unlike my second brother, he likes to play games and figurines, and he hasn't gone out for 10 years because of these."

"My God, ten years."

"He's a fake!" When the two boys were dating, someone would always come out to make trouble, and they were most dissatisfied with the uncle who was also the matchmaker.

"I'm the examiner!" A embarrassed guy came out, loudly proving that he was the examiner, and threw out a man-faced ape who looked exactly like the examiner.

"It's amazing, it's the same!" Kurapika stepped forward to study.

"Kula~ Don't go there, you know, the one after that is fake." Na'er grabbed Kurapika and shook her head vigorously, monkeys, monkeys living in primeval forests, how many fleas should they have on their bodies, no Let's go.

"I'm the real one. He stole my hunter's license. He wants to catch all of you!" Hesitant Kulana insisted that the later one was fake. Appeared, after all, if what Na'er said was right and she jumped out to object, wouldn't she just tell everyone that she was not even as good as a little girl.This is a situation that no one wants to see.

But the few timetravelers didn't take this plot seriously. Anyway, the problem can be solved with just one swipe of Hisoka's poker, so Kulanaer, who was ordered not to speak at every turn, took the opportunity to speak.

"If you say you are real, we will believe it. Wouldn't it be embarrassing for us? If more than a dozen people come out and say that they are examiners, who do we believe? Look at you, you have a chicken coop on your head, and you A rag, a bruised nose and a swollen face. I can kick you down with a single kick, and you still have the nerve to call yourself a hunter. Look at the examiner’s suit, well-dressed, and well-dressed. Does the monkey in your hand have any clothes? The examiner is driving all the way He walked without even bending his knees. Have you ever seen a monkey that doesn’t bend his knees? Monkeys jump, not walk. Also, do you know how long we’ve been running along? The whole morning! He’s a monkey, What are we following the monkeys, huh?"

"Kula Naer is so imposing!" Xiaojie stared.

"Her aura shows that the other party is really not very good." Kurapika understood Na'erhu's fake Huwei's personality very well.

"That's right, Na'er didn't even dare to talk to Leorio at first."

Swipe!Playing cards are finally here, but with them there are plenty of nails.The playing cards were stuck in the impostor's body, and the nails were stuck in Dongfang's feet.

"Ah!" The fox pretended to be aggressive and ended Na'er who was hiding behind Kurapika. "I told you to go over quickly, but you still didn't listen." This sentence was a complaint to the leader. Just now, Xiaoyi also rewarded her with a nail. It was so dangerous that she almost got hit.

The rest is easy. When the examiner accused Hisoka of violating the rules, everyone didn't listen to a word. They saw the beauty in black who was very close to the little ghosts, walking towards the current session with a natural smile. The man with the scariest appearance in the exam turned his head and smiled brightly at him.

Then the man with nails, under everyone's surprised eyes, hugged the beauty in his arms and made horrible noises.Everyone gasped, they found that the beauty seemed to have heard something funny, she smiled and nodded slightly, and leaned obediently in the arms of the nail man, without any intention of getting up.

Everyone was desperate and senior, and occasionally a few enthusiastic people stopped after seeing the man throwing nails at Hisoka next to him.

"Although I should respect his choice among friends, it's too scary. The aesthetics of the East were obviously normal half a year ago." Qi Ya knelt down and scratched his head.

"Cheer up Qiya. We should trust Big Brother Dongfang."

"Even if I know the truth, I still find the scene in front of me horrifying." Na'er pulled Sean and muttered.

"Maybe it's time for me to take action too." Stimulated by this scene of mutual love across the face, Sean felt that he had to work hard.

"Ah?" Kulana looked even more horrified at Sean pulling the two of them up and walking towards Hisoka.

"Xiaoji is too much~" Hisoka twisted his waist and complained that Yier fans were not kind, so he just teased him, and even threw himself a nail.If he throws nails and doesn't fight him, Xiaoyi just whets his appetite every time.

"Are you lonely?" Sean suddenly appeared.This line was so weird that the steps that Seth had just taken over there also stopped.

"Hmm~ Little Fruit is talking about me?"

"Don't worry, there is no grass anywhere in the world, No. 301 doesn't want you, you have other choices." These words made Kulana'er vomit blood over there.

[I'll tell him later, matchmaking and marketing are different. 】

Hisoka looked at Sean inexplicably, with a dull expression.

"Look at this." Leo Li held out his right hand, "honest and honest, with a strong appearance, very masculine, strong muscles, well-proportioned curves, gentle and simple heart, there will be no psychological burden with him, and the body is also strong It is easy to use. His future career will be a doctor, and he can definitely meet your special needs."

"..." Leorio was already dumbfounded.

"Look at this again." He grabbed Kurapika on the left. "Exquisite appearance, fair skin, hair as bright as the sun, eyes as clear as the sea, the most attractive age of 16, the most flexible and slender body with strong plasticity. It can be called a stunner in the world. This face alone Definitely worth collecting."

He looked at Hisoka sincerely.

"Which do you like?"

"..." Hisoka dropped a card.

Leori and Kurapika, who reacted, jumped behind the examiner in an instant.

"Sean? Fulishi!" Angry!Pull them and ask BT if they like them!

"Huh?" Fulishi?Seth looked at Sean's appearance, and then at Xiaojie who decided to help, "Ahem, follow me to the next exam location."

"Don't you guys like it? In fact, Xi Suo is a good person!" Sean looked at the two people who were closely following the examiner.

"Hmm~ I'm pretty good~" Hisoka reacted and started making trouble.

"Ah, sorry, I think my two partners are still a little unfamiliar with your benefits, I will try my best to talk to them, but if you like that one, please let me know, so that I can prescribe the right medicine." Think thought about it. "If you have another sweetheart, please tell me as soon as possible, this is very important to me!"

Everyone started running.But the quarrel continued, around the examiner, the protagonist group began to criticize.

"You are sick! The aesthetics are messed up."

"I'm praising you!"

"You're complimenting Hisoka on us."

"To be precise, I'm introducing the partners of the two parties. I haven't introduced Hisoka, and you all backed down. That's not good."

"Who would like him!"

"Take it easy, Leorio, Hisoka is right behind." Xiaojie was in a dilemma.

"How do you know if you haven't tried it. You only see his crazy side, and he also has...and..." Hisoka, what else is there besides a lunatic?

"Sexy." Kulana suggested.

"Yes, sexy."

"Na'er, why are you making trouble?"

"I knew I shouldn't talk, I knew I shouldn't know you, I wouldn't be in so much trouble if I didn't know you, I wouldn't know Sean if I didn't come to the exam, I wouldn't know that this idiot made the matchmaker mess up It’s the same as selling or directly using strong ones, and I won’t let this idiot tear my life apart. And I won’t…”

"Okay, okay, Na'er, stop talking."

"Kura~ I'm sorry for ignoring your pain, your distress, your determination, your CP, your destiny, I just thought you and Hisoka were good..."

"..." What is this called? It was the nth time that Kula hated the Phantom Brigade. If they hadn't wiped out the Kuruta tribe, Na'er would not have become like this because of too much stimulation.What a lovely child.

"No matter what, my marriage partner will never be Hisoka. I like girls. Girls are fragrant and soft, with a good figure, long hair, and curvy girls!" Leo Li danced with his arms and legs , speaking louder and louder.

"Hmm~ You think I'm not in good shape?"

"..." Leorio turned his head stiffly, "Oh my god!"

"Oh hehehe~~ Interesting fruit." Hisoka turned to Sean, "Compared to them, I am more interested in you~Little Sean~"

"Thank you, I'm not young anymore. But can you keep your interest?"

"reserve?"

"If necessary, I will go to battle in person, sacrificing Hue." The necessity is that if Hisoka is interested in him, he will go.

"Hahaha~ You are really interesting~"

Xiaojie watched Hisoka chatting happily with his uncle not far away, and struggled to get over it, but was held back by Ku La and Qi Ya.

"Kula... Qiya..."

"Xiaojie, how is your uncle's strength?"

"Very strong. Uncle is amazing. Well... even stronger than the Sars examiner." Xiaojie, Sass is less than 2 meters away from you.

"Then don't worry about it." Ku La said worriedly, "I suspect that your uncle has some kind of fantasy and obsessive-compulsive disorder. It's a kind of mental illness. He regards falsehood as reality, and if he knows something is wrong, if he doesn't do it, It will be very uncomfortable. This situation often occurs among people who are addicted to computer online games."

Qi Ya shuddered and thought of someone, and then asked Ku La with a sad face.

"Is there a cure for this?"