The reborn young master does not serve

The court ladies, eunuchs, eunuchs and guards who have been serving Feng Hanbi for more than ten years have never heard Feng Hanbi's hearty laughter, not even seeing him laugh!

"From today onwards, you will be by my side, never leaving." Feng Hanbi's smile remained on his face, and his tone was ambiguous.

Zhong Ruoshui just felt that, with that tone and that smile, why did she look so much like the wolf grandma in Little Red Riding Hood? !

The author has something to say: I was sick so I didn’t update it yesterday...but I am very conscientious and I got up today and continued to update...although it’s a bit less to say~

8. Food Wars! ...

Feng Hanbi, who was likened by Zhong Ruoshui to the wolf grandma, had a smug smile on his face, and led him out in embarrassment.Of course, all the things about being proud of the spring breeze and being embarrassed are all made up by him.In fact, Feng Hanbi's face-changing speed is comparable to Sichuan's face-changing, that's a god!

Zhong Ruoshui's identity as a book boy was certain, and Feng Hanbi's frowning smile turned back into an iceberg-faced paralyzed face within a quarter of a second.He looked at him in a daze, if his rationality told him not to allow it, he really wanted to ask where Feng Hanbi's master came from, and whether he had traveled to Sichuan?

Zhong Ruoshui followed behind Feng Hanbi depressed, and was knelt down all the way.Of course, those servants, maids and eunuchs were not kneeling down on him, but Feng Hanbi who didn't have a corner of his eyes.But after all, he followed behind and pretended to be aggressive, so he naturally felt uncomfortable.

Let’s talk about the ancient times. That’s not good. If it’s a big deal, just say kneeling, which will make foreigners from the 21st century feel disgusted.Zhong Ruoshui slandered all the way after walking, and suddenly, his eyes flashed!What is that table thing less than 30 meters away from him? !Look!That's roast chicken!It's roast duck!It's a pastry!There are also many things that I can't name but look delicious!Zhong Ruoshui had already digested the few pieces of snacks he ate last night, and his stomach was screaming loudly before dawn!Now, seeing so many delicacies, Zhong Ruoshui's soul is lost, and he is drooling, drifting forward along the scent with a silly face...

Feng Hanbi watched Zhong Ruoshui float away from him to the Taotie Pavilion, and he felt amused in his eyes when there was only room for a table full of food.Although it's not yet noon, he delivered the meal earlier today specially for Zhong Ruoshui.He knew he was hungry because Zhong Ruoshui's stomach had been growling all morning.

"Hahaha!" Zhong Ruoshui laughed like an idiot, "It's mine, it's all mine!" With a "stab", Zhong Ruoshui pulled a chicken leg down and chewed it, and at the end of the three mouthfuls, he licked his fingers and "stab it" again "Remove a duck wing, eat it with your hands and mouth, it's a joy!"

"Ah!" With a scream, a white figure passed by Feng Hanbi, and Feng Hanbi, who was still shocked by Zhong Ruoshui's superb appearance, was shocked again!The ghostly General Dingguo, Shang Jiaozheng, who grew up in the family of princes and generals despite his carelessness and stupidity, actually has no manners and manners, and eats with his hands? !

"What should we do? If it gets out, it will be bad for His Highness and Xiao Shang..." Tao Ruli said with a wry smile, "Xiao Shang is really ignorant." Feng Hanbi looked in front of him The scene was a bit of a headache, if I had known it, I would not have called Shang Jiaozheng... Looking up and looking around, all the maids, eunuchs and guards retreated with winks, leaving only Lin Kui to serve.

"It's you?" Zhong Ruoshui noticed that someone had invaded the territory, and looked over with dissatisfaction with his mouth full of dissatisfaction. It turned out that he knew him!

Shang Jiaozheng also stuffed his mouth full of meat, "Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" "!" Zhong Ruoshui realized that now is not the time to speak!

The two of them kept their hands and mouths, trying to maximize the space in their mouths, and the chopsticks they used were amazing.Later, this food battle was banned by Feng Hanbi, otherwise there will be severe punishment!But the more it is banned, the more people want to know, and the more people speculate, the rumor of this food war is shocking and weeping ghosts and gods!Whenever someone was curious about this matter, the famous man next to the emperor was the memory of Chief Executive Lin Kuilin who was fortunate enough to be present to observe this "war". He described the scene at that time like this: Oh my god!That's called a knife, light, sword, shadow, flesh and blood flying all over the place! (You can tell by the tone of his voice that he has been abused a lot by someone!) A certain little eunuch interjected, "Eh? You can also eat something like swords, swords, shadows, flesh and blood flying all over the place?" Chief Manager Lin slapped the table: "What do you know? This is exaggeration! This is a metaphor!" All the gossip people scolded the little eunuch: "Don't interrupt if you don't understand!" Then the little eunuch continued to listen with tears in his eyes, thinking that this is a metaphor? ! "At that time, the sun and the moon were dark and flying sand and rocks! Our empress made a move of Xiaozhong flying chopsticks, and poked the top piece of peacock meat that our mighty general was about to mouth into her mouth! Our mighty general's spirit His eyes were shattered, and his mane was standing on end! He used an invincible grasping hand to snatch the last roasted chicken leg!" At this moment, Manager Lin paused, as if recalling the fierce battle situation back then , everyone opened their eyes curiously, "Guess what!" Mr. Lin jumped up against the case, and the crowd couldn't help swallowing in fright. After waiting for a long time, there was no movement from the storyteller. He timidly asked: "What's the matter?" Seeing that everyone's appetite had been whetted, Director Lin drank a sip of tea in satisfaction, prepared his emotions and went on the scene again: "Hey! Good fellow, our empress has used his nirvana --Foshan Wuyingshou! Nobody saw how the Empress Dowager made her move, but only knew that the chicken leg would turn into a chicken bone when she came to her senses!" "Wow! Divine skill, divine skill!" A humble group of people Waiting for the enthusiastic applause, I can't wait to let their empress empress and the mighty general compete again.It is impossible to test whether Manager Lin's incoherent words are true or not, and whether they are exaggerated or not.

The truth of the matter is this:

Zhong Ruoshui flew up and down with the chopsticks, fully showing the agility of his slender fingers, eating and holding them at almost the same speed.Shang Jiaozheng is worthy of being the youngest general in the Guixie Dynasty. His chopsticks are as flexible as a sword, and he can put what he wants into his mouth in a flash and then search for the next target.

The usual smile on Tao Ruli's face has long since disappeared, replaced by surprise and admiration!The mouths of both of them can be considered small, but miraculously they can stuff so much food and swallow at a fast speed.Feng Hanbi seemed to have a normal face, but in fact he was secretly distressed, did he come back after picking up some trouble?

"Hee hee!" Shang Jiaozheng held the chicken leg in his hand, stepped on the stool with one foot, rice grains stuck to the corner of his mouth, and looked at Zhong Ruoshui with a victorious smile. It's okay, I won't lose again this time!

"Damn it!" Zhong Ruoshui was still holding chopsticks with a hand across his chest, a piece of meat was still stuck to the chopsticks, and his feet were also on the stool. Write whether you haven’t learned it or haven’t learned it! !

"Ah~~" Shang Jiaozheng slowly opened his mouth with a wicked smile on his face, and put the chicken leg into his mouth in slow motion.Just when the chicken leg was about to enter his mouth by [-] centimeters, Zhong Ruoshui suddenly looked up at him in horror and shouted, "Ah! There is a pig flying in the sky!"

What? !Pigs are flying! !

Shang Jiaozheng, who had never seen a flying pig before, forgot the chicken leg in his hand in shock, and at the same time forgot that he was facing a cunning and big enemy!

"Where is where?" Shang Jiaozheng turned sideways, turned his head back---his hands were cold, and the chicken legs disappeared!Shang Jiaozheng's many years of combat experience told him that the enemy is cheating!Immediately turned around, his right hand was still raised in vain, and then he saw a scene that he regretted too much.

"Ah~~" Zhong Ruoshui opened his mouth smugly, and stuffed the chicken leg into his mouth as quickly as possible.

Those like Eunuch Lin have already seen his eyes, nose, nose, heart, and heart...ah, he has no dick, in short, he just stands with his head down and looks like I didn't see anything. It doesn't matter to me. .The so-called dream lover of all ghost girls and young women, Pianpian Zhuoshijia, the smiling face, the holy hand is like a peach, and the mysterious smile is petrified...Feng Hanbi is the most normal, looking up at the sky. The face is calm.In fact, only he himself knows, he is speechless asking the heavens......

The author has something to say: I am late for an update, I went to get an injection yesterday...I will update the article today when my hands are better~ Don’t mind everyone~

PS: Comrades!Now that the flu is rampant, it's still safe at home!Two days ago, seeing the weather was good, I went for a walk outside, and got sick when I came back...

9. How much is my monthly salary, bastard! ...

After that food battle, Zhong Ruoshui gradually became acquainted with Shang Jiaozheng.In fact, Shang Jiaozheng was purely familiar with him. That day Zhong Ruoshui threw the gnawed chicken bone back in front of him as a victor. Since then, he has been completely subdued by Zhong Ruoshui's arrogance up!Of course, the so-called domineering spirit is because Zhong Ruoshui feels too good about himself.The truth is that Shang Jiaozheng is far more innocent than his appearance, making people wonder how he became the great general of Dingguo and was always victorious.Could it be the gunman?Zhong Ruoshui once thought evilly.

It is said that day, after Zhong Ruoshui threw the chicken bones in front of Shang Jiaozheng, the corners of his mouth sticking with chicken mottled slightly raised, his white teeth gleamed strangely under the pouring sunlight, and then he stretched out his greasy thumbs to his own. With a poke in the chest, he said proudly and arrogantly: "I won!"

It was this location, this posture, this smile, and this attitude that deeply shocked Shang Jiaozheng's heart, and it was slightly sweet, slightly sour and slightly itchy