[Tutor] I get beaten up every time we meet

The mother who is eating with high-class people in the UK,

Your poor daughter has not only met a weird little baby, but an even weirder kid with an afro.

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"Hey, Lanbo, where is your house? We've been here for more than an hour. Hey, Lanbo, are you listening to me, Lanbo!" Chuan Yue looked at the explosion beside him The head child sighed helplessly, recalling what happened an hour and a half ago:

Nesting on the sofa, hugging a pillow in the shape of Pikachu, watching TV happily.

[Now this Strawberry Daifuku is the latest product, only 1300 yuan per box, it is on sale with good reviews, what are you waiting for? 】

I watched the beauty on TV chewing on Daifuku, the white skin, inside was a layer of red bean paste and a whole strawberry, um~ I really want to eat it.Although I am a pastry killer, who doesn't like desserts for such a big girl? Thinking of this, I estimated the distance, then went out in my pajamas, and then, I ran into a certain kid.

Thinking of this kid, Funakoshi had the urge to vomit blood. After buying Strawberry Daifuku by himself, when he took the change back from the cute salesperson, the salesperson smiled at himself: "Well, may I ask, customer, the fee for this kid Are you paying the bill too?"

"What?" He glanced at the salesperson suspiciously, and then looked in the direction of the salesperson's hands, what was that?The kid in the cow costume is happily eating the Daifuku and puffs he got somehow.

The corners of his mouth twitched, the kid's hairstyle is really interesting, but then he said as if remembering something: "No, this kid is not with me, I don't know him."

The girl opposite was also obviously shocked when she heard this, and opened her mouth slightly: "Ah, how could this happen? This child obviously appeared with you, I thought he was your younger brother."

Please, this kind of child who is not similar to yourself from hairstyle to eye color, how could you mistake him for my younger brother?Funakushi complained silently in his heart.

"Then, little brother, who are you? Where's your adult?" The salesman squatted halfway, with a gentle tone.

And the kid standing on the receiving counter took a while to swallow the big blessing in his mouth, glanced at the salesperson, and said, "Who are you, I am Lanbo; who am I, you are Lanbo."

Sighing heavily, the saleswoman girl frowned distressedly, "What should I do? This kid also ate a lot of puffs and strawberry Daifuku. Who will pay for it?" Chuan Yue shrugged, it seemed This salesman was unlucky, but it had nothing to do with him, he should hurry home and eat Daifuku. Thinking of this, Funakoshi was about to turn around and leave, but felt the weight of his right leg the moment he took a step.

I lowered my head, and sure enough, the cow kid who was just returning to the stage was hugging my lap at the moment. The most unbearable thing was that there were puff residues in the corner of his mouth. Of course, those residues have been wiped away now. On Funakoshi's pajama pants.

Funakoshi picked up the little devil just before the cow pretended to be a kid and rubbed his nose to his trousers, and then threw it out heavily. My God, this child is a major challenge for the clean freak Funakoshi.

Seeing the child flying out like a shooting star, Chuan Yue breathed a sigh of relief, but when he turned around, he saw the salesman's weird smiling face. The girl took a step back, let out two meaningless hecks, and then the salesman grabbed her wrist.

"Excuse me, guest, please settle the bill of the guest just now."

"How can it be repaired!!!"

Reluctantly paying the bill, Chuan Yue thought to himself that he had done a good deed every day, but that cow kid was too good to eat, right?

Just when the girl was silently hypnotizing herself that she would have enough pocket money for this month, she found that the kid who climbed over the wall not far away seemed familiar, with an exploding head and a cow outfit, wasn't he the kid just now? !

He dashed forward and picked up the little ghost. According to Lan Bo's recollection of years later, he seemed to have seen an evil ghost from hell. He was so frightened that he didn't dare to move.

Chuanyue, who was impatient with the child in front of him, grabbed the little guy and asked, "Who are you, and where do you live?" The girl's original intention was to find out where the child's home was, and then send the child back to the country. Home, after all, it is very dangerous for such a young child to go out alone. Of course, it is best for the adults in his family to pay him the dessert money.

"Master Rambo from Italy, five years old, just saw something scary, his favorite food is grapes and sugar balls, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Looking at the crying child who was desperately introducing himself, Chuan Yue sighed, ah, ah, it seems that there is trouble.

"Lanbo, didn't you just walk past here? Ah, I already know where this place is!" Funakoshi looked at the strange buildings around him, and almost had the urge to cry, Lord, I don't expect them to lose money Give it to me, just let me go home! !

Lanbo Que still looked leisurely, going here to touch, go there to smell, Funakoshi's hand loosened and then closed, closed and then loosened, and finally suppressed the strong urge to beat someone in his heart.

Funakoshi tried his best to sound gentle, "Lanbo, is there anyone else in your family? Or do you not know the last name of your family?"

"En~ Master Lanbo..." Lanbo picked his nose and said casually.

Take a deep breath, this is a child, don't worry about it, you have to be calm, Funakoshi.

"If you remember, I'll give you this great blessing." Said Funakushi, raised the paper bag in his hand.

"Wow!" Lan Bo jumped up and wanted to snatch the paper bag, but was slapped flying by the boat and hit the electric pole next to him.

"Ahh! It hurts so much! Master Lanbo is injured!" After falling to the ground, Lanbo began to cry loudly.

"Well, Lanbo, are you okay?" Funaoshi asked tentatively, the red mark on Lanbo's face was very obvious.

"Need~be patient~be patient! Ahhh, it hurts so much!!" Crying and digging out something from the fluffy hair.

Then, Funakoshi watched in amazement as the child took out a cylindrical purple unknown object half the height of a person. Before the girl had time to feel how the thing was pulled out, Lanbo got in.

With a bang, pink smoke rose from the surroundings, and when the smoke cleared, it turned out to be a boy?Where did Lanbo go?

"Yo, long time no see, Miss Koto ten years ago." A young man dressed as a gentleman gestured to himself, while Funakoshi looked back, made sure no one was there, and pointed to himself, "Are you here?" talk to me?"

"Yes, sister Xiaodu, I am Lanbo, Lanbo ten years later."

"Are you kidding? You thought you were making a sci-fi movie. Ten years later, why didn't you say ten years ago?" Looking up and down at the person in front of him, Funakoshi looked like you were lying to a ghost.

"I said that ten years ago, no one would believe it. This was done with the help of our family's weapon, the ten-year rocket launcher, but it only took 5 minutes." Spreading his hands explained, Lan Bo thought ten years later, Anyway, sister Xiaodu is one of her own, so it doesn't matter if you say it.

"Eh?! 5 minutes? Then tell me where your home is?!"

Seeing the girl who suddenly rushed up and grabbed his shoulders and shook him, Lan Bo rolled his eyes ten years later and shouted, "Stop shaking, sister Xiaodu!"

"Then tell me quickly!"

"Vongola."

"what?!"

"Ah, it's Tsunayoshi Sawada..." Before he finished speaking, there was another puff of smoke.

Chuan Yue stared blankly at the pink smoke dissipating in front of him, and the corner of the cow child sitting on the ground twitched non-stop, really!But what did Rambo just say, Tsunayoshi Sawada? !Hum hum!

He took out his mobile phone and dialed a number, "Moxi, Moxi, Yuanxu."

"Well, reborn, where did Lanbo go?" A Gang grabbed her hair and looked at the little baby on her shoulder for help.

"How do I know, Ah Gang, you have to find him quickly, mom is very worried."

"Ah, but where is it?!" Ah Gang lowered his head and shouted helplessly.

"I think I know where the stupid cow is." Reborn's mouth curled up, "Look ahead, Gang."

The brown-haired boy looked up, and what he saw was Rambo in a milk cow suit with an afro, and Funakoshi-san?

Apparently the other party also saw the young man, and with the corners of his mouth curled slightly, he strode up to the young man with a kind tone, "Isn't this Zetian? I just happened to be looking for you. Here, is this brat your younger brother?"

"Ah, no, ah, that's right." Ah Gang quickly denied it, but then felt inappropriate.

The girl in front of her smiled even more happily, and said hello to the baby on Zetian's shoulder: "Reborn, is it? Do you mind coming down first?"

Reborn nodded slightly, and replied: "Of course, how could I refuse the lady's request." As he said that, he jumped from the boy's shoulders to the ground, and then, the moment Reborn landed, the boy Ah Gang flew out.

Walking to the side of Agang who was lying on the ground, Funakoshi sneered: "Sawada, this is your brother's expenses at the dessert shop, and remember to compensate me for my soiled pants, wasted time and frightened heart , as a friendship price for you, 10 yuan."

"One hundred thousand?!" Ah Gang fell to the ground after exclaiming in surprise.

"You are really powerful, Funakoshi, do you really not consider joining our family?" Reborn clearly saw the movement of Funakoshi's punch just now, it was steady and ruthless, and he had a good grasp of strength and position. He is really a very good talent Woolen cloth.

"You were such a fool last time, I still want me to join your family? Also, the boss is Zetian, right? I'm not interested in letting a good-for-nothing lead me, at least he must be better than me." Funakoshi looked at the little boy in front of him. Baby, with a competitive light in his eyes.

Tilting the brim of his hat, Reborn smiled and said, "Is it better than you? Then it's settled."

The author has something to say:

Don't overlord me T^T Also, I called Yuanxu sister and asked her to find out about Agang's residence from Yamamoto, otherwise how could I meet by such a coincidence?