After rebirth, I became the most scumbag on the street

After Lu Yuan opened the window, the smell in the room dissipated a lot.

Shen Mulin sat on a chair with his legs crossed, stared at the pile of garbage at the door from a distance, and then said in disbelief, "Lu Yuan, I didn't expect you to be so sloppy."

"I, I'm just busy recently, and I'm too tired to move when I get home from get off work, so I'm too lazy to clean up..." Lu Yuan defended himself while eating his pancake fruit.

In fact, there are very few orders from the company this week, so he has nothing to do every day.

This is a very common vicious circle.

"Is your company busy?"

"Of course I'm busy. My colleague is pregnant. In the first three months, Te Jingui pushed all the work to me, but she bought me drinks and snacks every day."

Shen Mulin smiled, "You are easy to bribe, so I want you to do me a favor, can you?"

Lu Yuan glanced at him, "shrink first."

"SIL3K is about to be released, do you want to try it? Give me some advice."

"I have an opinion, are you sure?"

"Well, I think you can." Shen Mulin said, and took out a mobile phone from his pocket.

Lu Yuan took it and looked up and down.

Compared with 2K, 3K has made some adjustments in appearance, the four corners are more rounded, and it feels much more comfortable. The size is very close to the unified model after six years, but the material is lacking, and it still has the characteristics of ordinary smartphones. cheap feeling.

Lu Yuan knew that Zhou Xihe in her previous life might be able to say a few words on the appearance, but if she was asked to make a fuss about the material, she definitely didn't have the ability.

"Hmm... that's pretty good." Lu Yuan didn't want to give Shen Mulin any "spoilers" at all. He unlocked the lock screen and looked at it for a long time before making an ambiguous comment, "It would be great if there were more colors to choose from." gone."

"What do you think of the color of the wallpaper?"

Ok?

If he didn't say anything, Lu Yuan wouldn't have noticed that the wallpaper is pure deep sea blue, which is his favorite color.

"Very, very beautiful."

"Then let's make this color, have you finished eating?"

Lu Yuan looked at him, stuffed the last bite of pancake fruit into his mouth in a daze, and nodded.

Shen Mulin immediately stood up, as if he couldn't wait to leave, "Hurry up and change clothes, I'll call the housekeeper to come and clean up, otherwise it would be too shameful for workers to come and install furniture."

"Why are you in a hurry, what time is it..."

"I just think your room is too messy."

That's okay.

Lu Yuan took out a tissue and wiped his hands, then turned and went back to the bedroom to change clothes, but Shen Mulin didn't sit down, just walked a few steps behind him, and stood leaning against the door frame with his hands in his arms.

"What are you doing?"

"Wait for you to change your clothes."

Lu Yuan raised his hand, quickly swept out twice, "Stand back, I want to close the door."

Shen Mulin pursed her lips, with the corners of her mouth turned up slightly, as if holding back a smile, "Why are you shy? It's not like I haven't seen it before."

boom--

The bedroom door was slammed hard, if Shen Mulin hadn't dodged in time, he would have been hit with a black nose and a swollen face.

Although he was rejected, Shen Mulin was very happy.

If Lu Yuan didn't shy away from him at all, he would be worried.

Under Shen Mulin's urging, Lu Yuan changed his clothes in only 5 minutes, and it was just eight o'clock when the two arrived at the home city.

"The two gentlemen need something." The female shopping guide was about 30 years old, her voice was very gentle, but her eyes were slightly weird.

At first, Lu Yuan didn't think there was anything wrong. When he and Shen Mulin went to choose a bed, they suddenly noticed a couple next to them who were also choosing a bed. The two of them looked like they were newlyweds. They were very close and lay side by side on the bed. , still holding each other's hands.

It seemed awkward for two men to choose furniture.

Lu Yuan subconsciously glanced at Shen Mulin. He was standing in front of a bed, bent slightly, stroked the head of the bed with his hands, and tapped it twice with his fingers. The feeling was like trying this watermelon sweet. It's not sweet, "This is not bad."

The shopping guide next to him immediately said, "Sir, you have a good eye. This Chinese classical bed is our best-selling one. The upper and lower parts are all made of beech wood, and the ancient mortise and tenon structure is used. A nail, very strong, even if it is used for 1000 years, it will be fine, and of course the appearance is also very beautiful."

"Well, Xiaoyuan, what do you think?"

Seemingly seeing that Lu Yuan has the right to decide, the shopping guide said with a smile, "You can lie on it and feel it."

Hearing the word lying down, Lu Yuan instantly created many images in his mind, he cleared his throat uncomfortably, "No, it's just a bed, just, that's it."

Shen Mulin didn't seem to notice his abnormality, "Then this one, I want two."

Thanks to Shen Mulin, Lu Yuan no longer needs to sleep in a single bed.

Without blinking an eye, I bought two expensive beds, and the shopping guide's eyes lit up, "Do you need anything else, sir? Do you need a bedside table?"

Shen Mulin glanced at the absent-minded Lu Yuan, and sighed softly, "The mattress should be the best, the bedside table, sofa and coffee table should all be of the same style, and there is also a dining table."

"...Ah? Don't you need to see it?"

"Would you like to watch it?" Shen Mulin asked.

Lu Yuan had no demands on these, nor was he interested, "No need, just listen to you."

Seeing that he was in a low mood, Shen Mulin didn't delay for a second, simply paid the money, left the address to Home City, and called the secretary to ask him to supervise the work, a matter that seemed to take a lot of time. It's done in minutes.

The reason why Lu Yuan was unhappy was that he felt awkward about buying furniture with Shen Mulin. Now that the problem was solved, he felt much better instantly, "Let's go buy appliances. I want to install an air conditioner in the bedroom."

"Impossible. With the air conditioner installed, you must keep it on all the time, and you will catch a cold again later."

Yes, Song Zhaodi also said the same.

Except for the difference in tone, not a single word is bad.

"Are you the roundworm in my mother's stomach?"

Shen Mulin is a roundworm in many people's stomachs, "Your mother also said that? Is it exactly the same as what I said?"

Lu Yuan was really curious, he leaned over and asked, "How do you know?"

"If you didn't say exactly the same, you would say..."

"say what?"

"Why are you like my mother?"

This is really what Lu Yuan would say, "...Aren't you bored living like this? You know what other people think."

Shen Mulin shook his head and smiled softly, "I just know you better, just like I know it's you when I hear the rhythm of your footsteps, but I really don't know what you think."

While talking, the two walked to the kitchen and bathroom area. People were dazzled by the dazzling array of exquisite tableware. Lu Yuan's eyes suddenly fell on a pair of solid-color coffee cups. He just stared at them without saying a word, as if missing What.

"Like now."

Lu Yuan looked at him suspiciously, "Huh?"

"I want to know what you're thinking."

Lu Yuan rolled his eyes, "I think this pair of cups are pretty, and I want to give them to Zhou Xihe."

Little liar.

"Then buy it."

Lu Yuan shook his head again, "Let's forget it, she doesn't necessarily want it, it's a waste of money."

Based on his understanding of him, Shen Mulin guessed that these paired cups must have been used by him and others, so he would not buy them for Zhou Xihe.

It is self-evident who this person is.

"Then take a look."

"Okay."

The two of them bought things really quickly. They bought a whole set of bowls and plates when they liked the cup, and even bought the pot with a knife when they liked the pot.

Because they bought a lot of things, the home furnishing city can deliver the goods to the door for free, and the two walked out of the home furnishing city empty-handed in less than an hour.

"Go back, I can still sleep in the cage!"

Shen Mulin regretted not choosing more for a while.

He wants to stay with Lu Yuan.

Do nothing, just stay here.

"Come back with me to pack your things, so I can move them here."

Lu Yuan was reluctant to work for him, and he refused to agree, "You didn't move today, who knows when you can pack up so many things, let's talk about it tomorrow."

Shen Mulin said with a straight face, "Today is the end of today, and tomorrow will be about tomorrow."

"You are not only boring, but also very tired. Are you motivated to live like this?"

Lu Yuan swears, he is just used to joking with Li Xue Jiangning, and he just said it casually.

But what he said casually made Shen Mulin's eyes gloomy, "Really?"

Seriously?

Lu Yuan smiled awkwardly, "No, what I mean is, you are so busy every day, your body must not be able to bear it."

Shen Mulin did not accept his relief, "I also feel that I am boring to live."

shit.

Although he wanted to disrupt the plot, he never thought of making the hero commit suicide.

"No, no, you can't say that, you live a more exciting life than many people in this world." Lu Yuan stretched out his finger as an example, "First, how many people at your age can make such a big career, how many people in the world People use your mobile phone, your name will go down in history! Second...second, you are handsome."

Shen Mulin was amused by his last two words, "Is there a third?"

"Third, hey, would you like some lemonade?"

"Well, I want to drink."

"With ice?"

"Add less."

"Then I'll buy it."

Lu Yuan was about to buy a drink, but Shen Mulin grabbed his wrist, "What are you doing?"

Shen Mulin lowered his eyelashes, and asked him in a low voice, "I have nothing but work. Do you think there is anything meaningful in my life?"

Shen Mulin rarely did this, and looked pitiful.

Really very few.

Lu Yuan regretted what he said very much.

But he thought and thought, and even recalled the novel, but he didn't think of how to answer such a question.

As the hero of the novel, Shen Mulin has good looks, good figure, high EQ, high IQ, filial piety to elders, respect for women, calm and objective, tender when he should be gentle, and ruthless when he should be cold. The text is shaped into an almost perfect incarnation. Only such a person can match Zhou Xihe as the reborn heroine.

Reborn heroine.

Yes, the heroine of this novel is Zhou Xihe, and the whole novel is unfolded from her perspective.

If the meaning of Zhou Xihe's life is to change his destiny and become a winner.

Then Shen Mulin, what is he living for.

It's just, Zhou Xihe's golden finger...

Shen Mulin's original life was completely changed because of Zhou Xihe's appearance.

For the first time, Lu Yuan felt what it means to think carefully and fear.

When he looked at Shen Mulin again, there was a little pity in his eyes.