After rebirth, I became the most scumbag on the street

Lu Yuan believed that his reasons and excuses were perfect, without any loopholes.

Unfortunately, he forgot that his acting has always been poor.

The word guilty conscience was clearly written on his face.

Shen Mulin sat down on the wooden chair on the stone bench in the gazebo, with his back slightly bent and his long legs crossed, as if the head teacher wanted to train the students.

"Is it because of Yi Huayue?"

Obviously, like Old Master Lu, Shen Mulin also thought that the reason why Lu Yuan wanted to go abroad was because he was afraid of getting emotional.

Lu Yuan lowered his head, avoiding his gaze, hummed lightly, and then added, "I also want to study hard... Recently I go to class every day."

"That person, you met in the make-up class?"

Lu Yuan nodded, "He's from the same school as me."

"Big A? I haven't seen it."

"No, no, it's University B. We are going to the same school."

Shen Mulin chuckled lightly, "A talented student."

B University is the top university in China, and it can go two blocks away from A University. Originally, Shen Mulin also wanted to go to B University, but he was reluctant to leave Lin Jiuqin at home and wanted to go to school, so he chose A, which is close to home. big.

Lu Yuan thought about the reason why he went to A University, and felt that he was really a fucking baby, and it was no wonder Xu Mingwei laughed at him.

"I am also a high-achieving student now." Lu Yuan rubbed the corner of his shirt, looked up at Shen Mulin, "Really, I am determined to study abroad, study hard, and I will not come back during the Chinese New Year. I am afraid that once I come back, I won't want to gone……"

Lu Yuan is paving the way for himself.

This is a common mistake of all people who are not good at lying.

One thing, if you say too much, it will be false.

Fortunately, his lies are completely in line with his personality. Fortunately, Shen Mulin is not used to doubting what he said.

"...Forget it, if you want to go abroad, just go...I don't worry about living with the old man at your aunt's house." Shen Mulin seemed to be talking to Lu Yuan, but also seemed to be talking to himself, listening Lu Yuan's heart warmed up, and he was really reluctant to part with it.

He has never been away from Shen Mulin since he was a child, from kindergarten, elementary school, junior high school, high school, and university. It is not too much to say that he grew up wearing a pair of pants, so how could he be willing to part with this brother.

But, brother's life is not important.

When he is 30 years old, after 30 years old, he can ask Shen Mulin to take the blame!

"Didn't you say that you want to go out to eat? I'll call your sister Zhou."

"what?"

"Ah what, idiot..." Shen Mulin got up, quickly rubbed his hair twice, the voice was full of magnetism, the tip of the tail trembled slightly, and the four words were not smooth, "Here, practice .”

Lu Yuan panicked for no reason, blinked his eyes, tilted his head to look at Xu Mingwei in the distance, and said as if he had nothing to say, "Xu Mingwei said he was treating guests, and went to have a drink."

Shen Mulin took a breath, and his tone became brisk, "Did you forget what happened to the last time you drank?"

Lu Yuan shook his head quickly, "I only drink a little."

"You can drink more today, but when you are abroad, you must not drink with others! Your friend, I think he is not bad, and I can play with him, but I owe a little..."

Therefore, Shen Mulin was a terrifying person, and he could know that Xu Mingwei was owed by meeting him once.

Lu Yuan thought for a long time, but couldn't figure out how he knew it.

After changing his clothes and explaining to his family, Lu Yuan and Xu Mingwei got into Shen Mulin's car together.

It was a BMW, the best car Shen Mulin could buy.

Lu Yuan sat in the co-pilot, and casually picked up the peace charms hanging on his car. He and Shen Mulin and Zhou Xihe went to the monastery to pray for them last summer. There were three in total, all of which were exactly the same. Shen Mulin's had always been hung on the car. , Even if I change to a car that is a hundred times better than now seven years later, it will still hang on.

So did Zhou Xihe, she carried it with her.

He lost Lu Yuan's.

It's not that I don't cherish it, after all, this peace talisman is extremely hard to find.

That's right, no fate.

Unexpectedly, Lu Yuan saw a line of characters on the corner of the red cloth bag of the safety talisman, embroidered it with redder thread, if you don't look carefully, you can't see it clearly, Lu Yuan pinched the red cloth bag, just about to take a closer look Immediately he was called, "Lu Yuan, where to eat."

Lu Yuan turned his head and said to Xu Mingwei who was behind him, "Don't you talk about treats, where are you going?"

Xu Mingwei is an expert in the skewer world. He has eaten all kinds of barbecues in city A, "I know there is a grilled seafood restaurant nearby! Just go straight on this road and turn left at the intersection."

Shen Mulin listened to his arrangement and drove, and said to Lu Yuan, "Call your sister Zhou and ask her if she packed up."

"Sister Zhou is putting on makeup again, it's really..." Lu Yuan complained thoughtfully, "It takes an hour to put on makeup, and there is nothing at all..."

"there is nothing?"

Lu Yuan wanted to say that he didn't have the quality that the heroine of a novel should have at all, "Not at all, the consciousness of a beautiful woman."

Shen Mulin glanced at him, "Do you think she looks good without makeup?"

"It looks good." Lu Yuan's words are not adulterated. First of all, Zhou Xihe is beautiful, and he only made friends with Zhou Xihe when he was in junior high school.

It's not a day or two to look at the dishes.

Shen Mulin tapped the steering wheel twice with his bony fingers, but said nothing.

Xu knew the news that Lu Yuan was going abroad, Zhou Xihe was anxious, and went to the barbecue shop with the three of them.

They sat around the blue plastic table, "Lu Yuan, you are really promising, and you have to go abroad, have you passed CET-[-]?"

As expected of a woman who is actually older than her mother, she said the same thing, "I haven't done it before, but now I can. If you don't believe me, ask Xu Mingwei, he's in the same cram school as me."

Xu Mingwei nodded immediately, "Yes, yes, he can speak Chinglish very well now."

"What's wrong with Chinglish? There are no dialects abroad? They're all unified!" Lu Yuan rolled his eyes at Xu Mingwei while holding a bunch of grilled stick fish.

"Then tell me, how do you say stick fish in English?"

Facing the question raised by Teacher Zhou, Lu Yuan was very confident, he gave a thumbs up, "goodfish."

All three laughed, "Fuck you."

Lu Yuan didn't think there was a problem with him, "Body language is universal across the country. Are there any stick fish abroad?"

As soon as he said this, Zhou Xihe sighed, "I don't know if you can get used to eating foreign food, and you won't starve to death."

Shen Mulin took a sip of beer and said slowly, "He lives at his aunt's house and eats Chinese food."

"That's good... Hey, do you have to go abroad? I really miss you." After Zhou Xihe finished speaking, he also picked up his wine glass.

"It's not that I won't come back! Sister Zhou, when I come back, I will be a social elite!"

Because Lu Yuan was going abroad, and because of Yi Huayue's death, the negative emotions accumulated for a long time broke out tonight. Lu Yuan and Zhou Xihe did not drink less than one cup, and the atmosphere gradually became depressed.

As for the collapse of the drinking bureau, Xu Mingwei was the culprit. Although he was very cheerful, he was unwilling to leave the house from the bottom of his heart, and drank with a depressed mood. After a few bottles, he became drunk and cried loudly on the wine table. He cried and Lu Yuan also shed tears, pattering them into the wine glass.

It's really not that uncomfortable, it's just that I drank too much.

Alcohol is a thing, either you drink it often, or you don’t drink it, it’s really terrible to drink it once in a while.

While Xu Mingwei was crying, Lu Yuan drank the wine with his tears in one gulp, his stomach suddenly churned, he bent down, covered his mouth and rushed to the side of the road, vomited out what he had just eaten.

A hand landed on his back, flapping softly, "It's all right."

Lu Yuan wiped his mouth with his sleeve, shook his head, "It's okay..."

"Rinse your mouth." Shen Mulin handed over a bottle of mineral water, and twisted off the cap thoughtfully.

Lu Yuan rinsed his mouth and drank the rest of the water. His stomach felt better. He just squatted like that, moved his calf to the side, and moved a nest for himself, "Uh—I'm going to die." .”

"You drank a little too much today, are you still sober?"

Lu Yuan took two deep breaths, stood up unsteadily, "It's okay, it's okay, sister Zhou, I have to drink her up today."

Zhou Xihe's drinking capacity is not comparable to that of ordinary people. Basically, ten bottles of beer are fine.

As for Shen Mulin, he can always restrain himself and stay sober forever, Lu Yuan has never seen him drunk before.

"Zhou Xihe sent your friend back, shall I take you home?"

"Huh?" Lu Yuan looked at the empty table in a daze, "Leaving?"

"Ah."

Lu Yuan lowered his head and shook his body again, "Then I, better not go home, brother Lin, find me a hotel."

Shen Mulin smiled, and helped him to his car.

The moment he lay down on the back, Lu Yuan completely lost consciousness and fell into a drowsy sleep.

He had a dream.

Very strange dream.

It seemed to be in the cadre compound ten years ago, the surroundings were pitch black, and Shen Mulin wanted to beat him, so he kept running and running.

He was so tired from running, he wanted to get rid of Shen Mulin, so he accelerated desperately, stopped at the turning, turned over a low wall suddenly, and shrank carefully in the corner.

This corner is really dark.

Lu Yuan secretly rejoiced, he thought it was impossible for Shen Mulin to find him.

Footsteps came from outside the low wall, Lu Yuan held his breath, expecting him to leave quickly.

Unexpectedly, this person actually looked for him at the same spot, and soon found him, "Are you stupid?"

Lu Yuan looked up and saw his narrow eyes and slightly thick lips.

It was a rather advanced and handsome face, as I said later, it was a world-weary face.

As if everything in this world had nothing to do with him, as if he was looking forward to the end of the world on the day he died.

Paranoid, sinister.

That's why Shen Mulin likes to wear glasses to hide the coldness and loneliness deep in his heart.

Lu Yuan got up and started running again.

He went round and round in the courtyard, turned when he encountered a bend, and jumped when he encountered a wall. He hid very well every time and was discovered every time.

Shen Mulin couldn't stand him, so he climbed over the wall, pressed him to the ground, pinched his face with both hands, "You can't escape, I know too well where you will hide."

Lu Yuan woke up suddenly, his eyes hurt by the sunlight in front of him.

He was lying on the big bed in the hotel, naked all over, while Shen Mulin was lying beside him, holding his hand, the air was filled with a man's exclusive smell, "..."

While Lu Yuan was in a daze, Shen Mulin woke up. He stared at Lu Yuan, raised the corners of his mouth, and sneered, "Do you have a headache?"

"I, go to the toilet..." Lu Yuan broke free from his hand, climbed out of the bed with soft legs, picked up his clothes from the ground, put them on casually, and went into the bathroom of the hotel.

Transparent glass, the curtain was open, Lu Yuan didn't shy away from it, turned around to wash his hands after urinating.

Eh?

What is this in his hand?

Did he get drunk and masturbate?

Can it be hard?

Thinking that he might show his ugly face in front of Shen Mulin last night, Lu Yuan wished he could wash his head in the toilet.

But...he didn't say anything, what he shouldn't have said...

Lu Yuan looked through the transparent glass and glanced at Shen Mulin on the bed. He was wearing socks, and everything seemed normal.

Well, I shouldn't have said it.

This kind of thing is not a truth that can be uttered after drinking.

"Brother Lin, did I vomit after arriving at the hotel last night?"

"No."

"Then I didn't say anything, did I?"

He heard Shen Mulin laugh shortly, "You say I'm handsome, but you still insist on kissing me, and let me masturbate for you."

Cut, nonsense.

Lu Yuan didn't take his words seriously at all, he looked for the disposable toothbrush provided by the hotel on his own, "Where did you put it..."

Lu Yuan bent down and opened the cabinet under the sink, the scene of last night suddenly flashed in his mind.

He stands here.

Kiss with Shen Mulin.

Tongues are all intertwined together, making the sound of tsk tsk.

"Fuck!"