After rebirth, I became the most scumbag on the street

The small single bed at home is not spacious enough for Lu Yuan to sleep by himself, let alone entertain two grown men.

Therefore, after drinking outside, Lu Sheng hired a driver to drive, and took Bian Hang Shuo home by the way. The place to eat was near Lu Yuan's new residence. He felt that there was no need for the car to enter the community. I feel that with just a few steps, a fool can go home safely.

However, it was almost twelve o'clock, half of the street lights in the neighborhood were off, there were almost no pedestrians, only a car drove by occasionally, Lu Yuan was groping in the dark drunk, and couldn't find where he lived.

Which building is his home from?

How many units?

Why does this building look the same...

There is a large area of ​​lawn in the community park, and the lawn is a small path paved with cobblestones, and there are wooden chairs for people to rest on both sides.

Lu Yuan searched around but didn't recognize which one was his home. His legs and feet were so tired that he lay crookedly on the wooden chair. He took out his mobile phone and planned to call Lu Sheng, but he dialed Three times, the phone didn't get through.

"No, it's so unlucky..."

It was rather hot today, Lu Yuan was wearing a black and white striped short-sleeved pair, and a pair of blue sports shorts. His limbs, which were as white as lotus root, were exposed outside, and they all glowed white in the dark, enough to make all the mosquitoes around him surround him. Come on, "You want to eat people!"

Lu Yuan was angry with these mosquitoes, but he also scolded himself for being stupid in his heart, he didn't even remember where he lived when he went in and out.

drip-

Hearing the voice, Lu Yuan thought it was Lu Sheng contacting him, immediately raised the phone, unlocked the screen lock, the smile on the corner of his mouth didn't wait for it to spread, and quickly put it away.

It's Shen Mulin.

He sent a WeChat message: where are you?

Lu Yuan glanced at the time, it is now 45:[-], Zhou Xihe's birthday is not over yet.

Will these two be together?

The discussion is finally over, do you want to talk to him?

Lu Yuan sucked his nose unconsciously, held up the mobile phone and typed word by word, typed a word, said a word, "You, yes, what, what, thing, question mark."

In less than three seconds after sending it, there was a reply: I want to talk to you

really!Let him guess right!He knew it!

Lu Yuan hates his commanding tone: I don't! ! !

Shen Mulin: Tell me where you are.

Hmph, I'll tell you if I tell you.

Lu Yuan gritted his teeth and replied: I was feeding mosquitoes in Everest!

Shen Mulin: Do you need toilet water?

Don't tell me, I really need it.

Lu Yuan was afraid that he would lightly expose the matter in a few words, and he didn't want to talk to him, so he put away his phone and lay down on the wooden chair to watch the stars.

Hey... good back.

When will his dear brother call back...

Could it be that he wants to sleep here all night?

Lu Yuan decided to wait for 10 minutes. If Lu Sheng still didn't call back after 10 minutes, he would find a nearby hotel to make do for the night.

In less than 10 minutes, the phone rang again, and it was still a WeChat message from Shen Mulin: I bought toilet water, where are you, I will send it to you.

what does this mean?

Lu Yuan: As I said, I am in Everest Hornet!

No matter what Shen Mulin meant, his attitude was determined to be tough, so that no one would think that he was joking.

Lu Yuan thought for a while, and replied solemnly: I have already made my heart clear, it is useless for you to say anything, I don't want to talk to you

He waited impatiently for Shen Mulin to reply to his message, but a minute later, Shen Mulin's voice sounded from above his head, "But I'm already here."

In the middle of the night, Lu Yuan was startled by him, turned over and sat up abruptly, and looked at the only light source beside him, "You you you... how do you know I'm here!"

"I just saw you." Shen Mulin sat down beside him with a calm expression, "Lying on the Everest wasp to feed the mosquitoes?"

Before Lu Yuan got out of the shock just now, he stuttered and said fiercely to Shen Mulin, "I, I'm asking you something!"

Shen Mulin took out toilet water and sprayed it on his arms and legs a few times, "I guess, where did you get bitten by mosquitoes?"

"You coax, coax a three-year-old child!" Even he came to this new house for the first time today, how did Shen Mulin know, "Lu Sheng told you?! It's itchy here..."

Shen Mulin nodded, sprayed some toilet water on the mosquito bag on the inside of his calf, and then gently rubbed it away.

"Then, do you know me, which building I live in..." Lu Yuan sat on the bench with his head drooping, his face full of pitiful weakness and helplessness, "I forgot where I live."

He heard Shen Mulin sigh, "Let's go, I'll take you back."

Hey, that's a good attitude.

Lu Yuan quickly raised his head and glanced at him.

No expression.

strangeness.

He stood up and followed Shen Mulin closely, his footsteps swayed slightly, but he was not too drunk, and he had not forgotten his big plan, "...What do you want to talk to me about?"

"No rush." ​​After Shen Mulin finished speaking, he grabbed his wrist and dragged him back to his new residence without saying a word.

Lu Yuan was very worried.

He wasn't afraid of Shen Mulin, nor was he afraid of anything else, the main reason was that the atmosphere today was a bit penetrating.

The kind of infiltration under the right time and place.

"key."

Lu Yuan handed him the key that had been hanging on his finger, "That, I..."

Before he could organize his words, the door was already opened. Shen Mulin glanced at the empty living room, and walked in without slippers.

Lu Yuan hurriedly followed.

His physical habits have completely replaced the thinking of his brain, so he moved Shen Mulin a stool very graciously, "Brother Lin, sit down."

"No furniture?"

"I haven't had time to buy it yet."

After Shen Mulin sat down, he raised his eyes and asked him, "Why are you in such a hurry to move out of the house?"

I also want to ask, why everyone always looks like they want to interrogate me!

Lu Yuan's face darkened, and he answered him in a low voice, "Tomorrow is Monday, it's convenient to go to work."

After finishing speaking, he asked before Shen Mulin, "What do you want to talk to me about, hurry up, I'm sleepy."

"About Zhou Xihe..."

Lu Yuan interrupted again, "I must chase Zhou Xihe. I asked you many times before, and you said you didn't like her. Don't tell me now that you like Zhou Xihe. Don't let me chase her!"

Hmm, no problem.

With such a roar, Lu Yuan gained a lot of confidence, he pulled the chair over and sat opposite Shen Mulin.

If he doesn't sit down, he will be the same as a primary school student and class teacher.

In fact, the situation didn't improve much after he sat down, Shen Mulin was surrounded by a dean-like aura, "Lu Yuan, I don't care what your reason for liking Zhou Xihe is, but you have to think clearly, with Li Cong around In the past, once Uncle Lu and Aunt Song found out about Zhou Xihe, they would definitely try to get you married, and at that time, no one can help you."

Ah...he didn't think of this.

Lu Yuan was told by him, he really regretted it, after all, his plan didn't even include a relationship with Zhou Xihe, getting married... By the way, how could Zhou Xihe marry him!

Just as Lu Yuan was about to refute, he suddenly realized that he had been tricked.

If he really said that, wouldn't all the infatuated person he created for himself collapse!Then don't you admit that you are lying!

So hanging!

Shen Mulin buried a hole with one sentence, so Lu Yuan had to cheer up and be vigilant, "I don't need others to help me, I just want to marry her... But, I want her to marry me willingly."

perfect.

In this way, he also has a reason to hide this matter from his family, Lu Yuan secretly heaved a sigh of relief in his heart.

"Oh, you are thoughtful."

Lu Yuan couldn't understand his sneering tone, "Can't I be thoughtful, should I be regarded as a fool by you?"

Shen Mulin frowned, and his voice was much louder than before, "Then what are you and Li Cong?"

He mentioned Li Cong again and again, which completely angered Lu Yuan, "It's none of your business, whether it's Li Cong or Zhou Xihe! Does it have anything to do with you! Can I be bothered! I'm glad you can take care of it." !"

"Lu Yuan!"

"how!"

Such a quarrel like this has never happened between the two of them. Lu Yuan shouted fiercely, but his heart was pounding. It was clearly midsummer, but his hands were trembling with cold.

This is a manifestation of anger, guilty conscience and grievance mixed together.

"You..." Shen Mulin's tone suddenly softened, "Why are you crying?"

cry?

Lu Yuan raised his hand and wiped his eyes, it was really wet.

He didn't want to cry, really, he had no reason to cry.

However, the physiological response is difficult to control.

This is why Lu Yuan is unwilling to argue with others.

"I, I am willing, you don't care." After holding back for a long time, all Lu Yuan could say was this sentence.

In the next second, he couldn't even say this sentence.

Shen Mulin stretched out his hand to hold the edge of the stool between Lu Yuan's legs, and gently pulled it in his direction, with a stabbing sound, even the stool was pulled to him.

Immediately afterwards, he held Lu Yuan's face with both hands and rubbed it vigorously, "Huh? I don't care? What can I do if I insist on caring about you?"

"Well……"

"Why are you shivering, afraid that I will hit you?"

Shen Mulin hit him?It is impossible for Lu Yuan to have such an idea.

He touched his conscience and said that what he was afraid of was Shen Mulin kissing him.

It wasn't that he was being affectionate, but just at that moment, Shen Mulin's eyes really gave him an illusion.