After rebirth, I became the most scumbag on the street

Zhou Xihe didn't expect such a development, she smiled and said, "Let me pour you a glass of water."

Lu Yuan was indeed tired, he slumped on the sofa and nodded.

Zhou Xihe came back after pouring the water, handed the cup to Lu Yuan, sat down on the small sofa next to them, and sighed softly like a big sister, "It's been a long time since Brother Lin drank like this."

Lu Yuan gulped down half a glass of water, wiped his mouth heartily, and then said, "I haven't watched it at all, okay, why is he so unreasonable today?"

Not counting this life, Lu Yuan and Shen Mulin have been together for 30 years in the past life alone, but in these 30 years, he has never seen Shen Mulin get drunk and lost his temper once.

His natural self-control is very strong in his bones, and Lin Jiuqin's almost strict control over the years has made him extremely self-disciplined in some aspects.

"It may be that I haven't touched the bar much recently, and my drinking capacity has declined."

"This thing can degenerate, so did he do it when he was drunk before? This wine is too bad." In Lu Yuan's eyes, Zhou Xihe is Shen Mulin's real girlfriend and future wife, so he was very nervous when talking to Zhou Xihe. Consciously put himself in a clear position, instead of pretending to know Shen Mulin better than Zhou Xihe.

This made Zhou Xihe very comfortable, "The last time he got drunk was at 2K's celebration party, and he locked himself up alone after drinking, maybe because he knew he was not good at drinking."

"Hey, fortunately..." Before Lu Yuan finished speaking, Shen Mulin's throat made a strange movement.

As soon as people heard it, they knew that he was very sick and uncomfortable right now.

"Damn it!" Lu Yuan suddenly turned pale with shock, "I was just about to say that luckily he didn't vomit when he was drunk, sister Zhou! He seems to be really going to vomit! Hurry up! What to do! Ahhhhhh Shen Mulin, if you dare to spit on me, I will wipe off all the hairs on your body one by one!"

Lu Yuan spoke very fast, and the accent of City A became very heavy when he spoke, and he couldn't hear what he said for a while, just like a chattering minion, Zhou Xihe stood up in a panic while laughing, "Don't worry, don't worry... help him to go to the toilet to vomit!"

"Can you stop gloating! Come and help me!"

After the two teamed up to help Shen Mulin to the bathroom, Shen Mulin finally let go of Lu Yuan, knelt there and retched for a long time, with a lot of acid water coming out of his stomach.

Zhou Xihe patted him on the back very distressed, "How is it, is it better?"

Shen Mulin seemed to be much more awake. He waved his hand to indicate that he was fine, and then said in a hoarse voice, "Pour me a glass of water."

"Okay, I'll go pour some water, Xiao Yuan, watch him order."

At first, Lu Yuan didn't think he had nothing to do, and planned to retire and leave time for the lonely men and widows, but seeing Shen Mulin's powerlessness and red eyes, he felt that it was impersonal for him to leave like this .

Anyway, I have to express my concern.

Lu Yuan walked over, followed Zhou Xihe's example and patted him twice, "Are you okay?"

Shen Mulin hummed, and habitually raised his hand to push his glasses.

After tossing all night, his lenses were all worn out, so Lu Yuan simply took them off, folded them and put them on the shelf in the bathroom.

As soon as Lu Yuan put away his glasses, Zhou Xihe came back with a glass of water. She said softly, "Mu Lin, drink some water."

Shen Mulin supported the wall and stood up, took the water cup from Zhou Xihe's hand, rinsed his mouth, and then looked like he couldn't open his eyes again.

Lu Yuan was very discerning, "Well, Brother Lin, you should go to bed early, I have to go home and sleep, and I have to go to work tomorrow morning."

As he said that, he was about to go outside, but Zhou Xihe politely asked him to stay, "Why don't you stay at night."

"I still have to go home and change my clothes. I can't wear this to work tomorrow. Brother Lin will be wrinkled."

Zhou Xihe seemed to have no choice but to say, "Okay then, you drive your brother Lin's car back. I left the key in the porch. Be careful and don't drive too fast."

Lu Yuan has been thinking about trying that Maybach for a long time, so he will naturally be overjoyed, "Okay!"

"Lu Yuan..."

Hearing Shen Mulin call his name, Lu Yuan turned his head helplessly, "What's wrong!"

What caught the eye was a wet body temptation that made people unable to take their eyes off.

When Zhou Xihe sent Lu Yuan out, Shen Mulin's hand was unsteady, and the remaining half of the glass of water was spilled on his shirt. The half glass of water didn't look like much, but when it was poured on Xia Tian's clothes, it was wet. In the big movie, Shen Mulin frowned and tugged at his shirt, muttering, "Help me, help me take a bath."

"..."

Lu Yuan has not forgotten his GAY identity, he smirked at Zhou Xihe, "Then leave it to you!"

In his opinion, Lu Yuan's ridicule is not a problem at all, but Zhou Xihe knows it well, she and Shen Mulin are not in that position at all, although in the eyes of many people, there is only a layer of window paper between them, But in fact they never even held hands, Zhou Xihe knew how to measure, Shen Mulin was drunk, she could take care of him non-stop, but helping him take a bath was beyond the limit.

Therefore, even though she really wanted to spend a night alone with Shen Mulin at her home, she still grabbed Lu Yuan's clothes, pretended to be shy and said, "Leave it to me, little heartless, you were arrested today Don't even think about leaving."

"But I'm at work..."

"I'll get up tomorrow morning and buy you a new set!"

Well, Lu Yuan can see that these two people have to drag him to death in order to have further development.

……

Zhou Xihe went to the kitchen to make sober tea, and asked Lu Yuan to help Shen Mulin take a bath and change clothes.

Lu Yuan sat Shen Mulin on the toilet, gritted his teeth and looked at the clothes that Zhou Xihe sent into the bathroom.

What are you doing, the house is equipped with a change of clothes, and you have to pretend to be innocent after taking a shower.

Forget it, don't get angry, there is no one to replace you if you get angry.

Lu Yuan took a few deep breaths, and after calming down, he sat on the edge of the bathtub and poured Shen Mulin with bath water.

He crossed his legs and looked at Zhou Xihe's bathroom.

Well, a lot of cosmetics, a toothbrush and a mug, and no men's products.

Strange, then why are there clothes?

Lu Yuan's gaze fell on Shen Mulin who was on the toilet seat.

His back is straight, his legs are close together, his hands are clasped on his knees, his eyelashes are drooping, his lips are slightly parted, showing a little bit of teeth, he looks special... um...

Although Lu Yuan didn't want to use this word to describe him, Shen Mulin at the moment looked like a well-behaved and cute primary school student.

It's hard to imagine that when he gets angry, people can't help but want to call the police.

The left and right bath water had to be left for a while, and they all said the truth after drinking. Lu Yuan planned to take advantage of his confusion and inquire about the specific progress between him and Zhou Xihe.

What happened between these two people couldn't possibly be as much as described in the plot in the novel.

Lu Yuan leaned over, knelt down in front of Shen Mulin, looked up at him, "Brother Lin."

"Ah."

Hey, there is really a reaction.

Lu Yuan was overjoyed, and quickly asked, "Where are you and sister Zhou now?"

Shen Mulin tilted his head, half-closed his eyes and stared at him in confusion, "Huh?"

Can't understand?

"That is, have you ever, slept, slept?"

Shen Mulin shook his head.

"What about kissing?"

Shaking his head again.

Fuck!Could it be that these two people traveled from ancient times? !

Lu Yuan was a little sad.

After all, these two people have known each other for almost ten years, and the progress bar is less than ten percent. To put it bluntly, he...

Lu Yuan suddenly remembered the wet kiss with Shen Mulin in front of the hotel sink last summer.

No no no, that's not true.

Wait, it would be nice for him to ask now!Shen Mulin has a photographic memory, and he will never forget it.

Lu Yuan cleared his throat and lowered his voice very low, "Well, Brother Lin, before I left the country, we went out to play skewers together, and then I got drunk, you took me to the hotel...me, the two of us..."

When asked if he and Zhou Xihe had kissed before, Lu Yuan blurted out without any embarrassment, but when asked about himself, he got stuck.

It's better not to ask, because if you ask, you're embarrassing yourself, it's important to be serious.

"Tell the truth, do you like Zhou Xihe or not?"

Shen Mulin shook his head again.

Lu Yuan's shoulders suddenly collapsed, and his whole body collapsed, "You will shake your head!"

Shen Mulin nodded with a calm face.

Depend on.

"Can you twist your neck 180 degrees!"

Shen Mulin actually turned his head to the side.

Lu Yuan was expecting him to twist his neck, and even took out his cell phone.

If you don't take pictures at this time, when will you wait?

"You are ninety degrees, I said 180 degrees."

Shen Mulin raised his hand and pointed to the bathtub.

Lu Yuan looked in the direction he pointed, the water in the bathtub had already overflowed, splashing all over the floor, "Damn it!"

Lu Yuan cursed, got up and turned off the faucet.

The water in the bathtub is full, if Shen Mulin goes in, let alone the water overflows, he is likely to drown in this state, Lu Yuan rolled up his sleeves, reached out to reach the water outlet at the bottom, and released the bath water A little half.

When he turned around to help Shen Mulin take off his clothes, the man had already taken his trousers down to his calves.

Probably couldn't take it off, and stared at him eagerly.

It wasn't the first time Lu Yuan saw Shen Mulin without clothes on. In fact, they often took a shower together when they went to school, but this was the first time he saw Shen Mulin from a gay perspective.

The figure is really fucking good.

Of course, facing Shen Mulin, Lu Yuan couldn't think of anything else. He walked over and tore off Shen Mulin's pants, and helped him up, "The ground is full of water, be careful not to fall."

Lu Yuan didn't know what a flag was, but he did set up a flag.

As soon as he got to the edge of the bathtub, Shen Mulin slipped his feet and lay down directly in the bathtub. Lu Yuan was a little worse than him. He plunged into it with his head down, and his stomach just hit the edge of the bathtub, "Uh——"

Shen Mulin's fall was really real, he jumped out of the water, looked at Lu Yuan's legs kicking wildly, his mind went blank, so he directly pulled his legs and dragged him into the bathtub .