When I came out I picked up a nemesis

When Xie Ruiyan came out of the bathroom, Han Qiao was doing aerobics following the gymnast's video projection.

"Good morning, another day full of energy."

"Morning." Xie Ruiyan yawned and shook his head with a white towel hanging on his shoulder.

After washing her hair in the morning, the moisture was not completely dry, a splash of water hit Han Qiao's face, hitting the tear mole under the corner of Han Qiao's left eye.

Coincidences always appear in the details. If it wasn't for the wrong timing, Xie Ruiyan would really like to take a photo and post it on Weibo.

Xie Ruiyan had a complicated mood: "...I didn't do it on purpose."

"It's okay." Han Qiao didn't care, raised his hand to wipe off the water drops, and continued to dance softly.

Xie Ruiyan watched from the side, and commented after a while: "It's a bit stiff when raising the legs, you can try to increase the stretching during the warm-up."

Han Qiao stopped, waiting for Xie Ruiyan's explanation and guidance.

Under Han Qiao's earnest gaze, Xie Ruiyan was in a daze and his body fluttered. When he regained consciousness, he had already performed for Han Qiao with his arms wrapped around his legs and his feet above his head.

"Flexibility is the guarantee of health." Han Qiao clapped his hands and gave a high praise with a smile, "You are as flexible as a cat now."

But the next action of a kitten in the chicken leg pose is to lick a chrysanthemum, which Twolegs cannot easily imitate.

Xie Ruiyan lowered his legs silently and slowly, pretending that he hadn't done anything stupid just now.

Han Qiao asked again: "What happened to the eyes?"

Xie Ruiyan was embarrassed to say, "Thinking about you and thinking about insomnia", so while wiping his hair, he made up something random: "I fell off the bed last night and smashed it."

"Maybe you need to pay attention to the sleeping position." Han Qiao reminded, and quickly realized something was wrong, "The tatami is so thick, how did it fall?"

The clumsy lie was exposed on the spot, and Xie Ruiyan was extremely embarrassed: "Uh... I... hit a climbing frame?"

The cat climbing frame is on the other side of the room, five meters away from the tatami, and even if it is spinning and break dancing in a dream, it cannot hit it.

Han Qiao patted Xie Ruiyan's half-dry head, and picked up the towel around Xie Ruiyan's neck to wipe his head. Xie Ruiyan didn't move away.

"Is it because you're homesick and haven't slept well?"

"No." Xie Ruiyan groaned for a few seconds, then turned his head, "I'm addicted to mobile phones."

This statement is more convincing than the previous two, and Mr. Han accepted it well: "The one I ordered before is already in the delivery. According to the usual practice, it will arrive in the morning. You have worked so hard for so many days."

Xie Ruiyan glanced at Han Qiao and shook his head: "It's nothing."

At the time when the courier was out of stock, the mobile phone parcel card was distributed at the transfer station for several days, and it finally arrived at the door when I was eating this morning.

Xie Ruiyan immediately stopped eating, washed his hands and unpacked the express delivery, touched the new mobile phone and charged it smoothly, poked a small opening with the card reader, and then took out a SIM card from the small drawer of the guest room, put it in and turned it on, all operations were completed in one go, and it was immediately Log in to the WeChat that comes with your phone.

Mr. Han was shocked while eating breakfast.

Young people, it’s not easy. The phone is broken, but the card is still there. It’s like a prophet who knew that the phone would break.

In fact, Xie Ruiyan just planned ahead and learned to back up in advance.

Xie Ruiyan has two WeChat accounts, one is used on a daily basis, and has added hundreds of accounts. The account has been frozen by Xie Chengzhang and has long been unable to log in.

Another one was applied for while studying abroad, and it was specially used to conduct "copyright fee transactions" with He Tong of Light Year Star Entertainment. Only a few people who were pleasing to the eye were added, and the little money earned in the WeChat wallet was still there. .

To put it bluntly, there is still 50. Although it is 0 less than the pocket money in Xie's, it is more than enough to live at the moment.

Xie Ruiyan gained confidence, his tone was cold, and his face was very reserved, more like a qualified domineering president than Han Qiao: "Mr. Han, add a WeChat."

Han Qiao dipped in the sauce he made himself and finished the last Xiaolongbao. He raised his face and looked as if it was delicious: "Huh?"

Xie Ruiyan's prototype of the overlord broke through in a second - he was suddenly greedy and wanted to eat dumplings, but when he was pretending to be a cool guy, the food was gone, only the scum in the vinegar dish remained.

Xie Ruiyan had no choice but to swallow tears and saliva in his heart, and continued to maintain a cold expression, shaking his new phone: "Transfer the money to pay off the debt. You will not forget it."

In addition to the mobile phone money and miscellaneous expenses with two decimal places, Xie Ruiyan transferred another five thousand to Han Qiao.

"I don't live in vain. This is the rent, food for the return trip, and takeaway fees."

Han Qiao didn't accept it: "It's agreed that the mental work will pay the rent."

Xie Ruiyan argued hard, but wanted to give money: "I didn't do anything in your house for a week."

"Didn't you give advice to my colleagues about the sound effects of the piano?"

"That doesn't count. Anyone with knowledge of music theory can bring it up. I'm not used to being in debt to others."

Han Qiao heard that Xie Ruiyan wanted to leave, and chose plan B to stay in a hotel.

"Are you at my house waiting for the phone to arrive?"

Xie Rui said nothing.

Han Qiao did not confirm the receipt of the payment, and sent something else to Xie Ruiyan: "After reading this article, you may not be anxious to move out anymore."

Han Qiao never swipes his phone when eating, and concentrates on eating. When he wakes up early, he always reads two daily news. Today's headline is Xie's news.

Xie Ruiyan read the news on the front page of the website that Han Qiao pushed to him, and the main character was his father.

Xie Chengzhang was holding a certain Asian real estate summit, and when answering a reporter's question, he strayed from a question, publicly provided the ID number of his third son to the whole society, and asked the hotel to refuse Xie Ruiyan's stay.

Instead of apologizing for wronging Xie Ruiyan, he poured dirty water even more violently.

"There is no way to teach a child, and I hope Haihan. I implore people from all walks of life, don't treat Gouzi differently just because he is my son."

After reading this article, Xie Ruiyan didn't have the intense reaction Han Qiao had imagined. Instead, he lowered his eyes and said calmly, "I won't go back. I have nothing to do with Mrs. Xie. Let me be the only one."

"You are the best, you are the same everywhere." Han Qiao couldn't help but want to praise Xie Ruiyan's just right stubbornness, "Since you want to be unique, where do you want to live in the future?"

Xie Ruiyan tightened Han Qiao's newly bought lop-eared rabbit jacket: "You can live on a park bench, and the south will be warmer soon."

Han Qiao tugged at the drooping rabbit ears on the hood, and said in a low voice, "Liu Ling was drunk once and took a nap on the bench. He lost his phone and his underwear. Now, don't you think it's scary?"

Xie Ruiyan shuddered: "I also slept on the bench outside the CBD all night."

Han Qiao: "It's too cold, idiots have to find time to commit crimes."

Xie Ruiyan: "...then I'll go to an acquaintance's house, or rent a house."

Han Qiao: "Will your family trouble them and ask them to hand them over?"

Xie Ruiyan stared straight into Han Qiao's eyes, and answered him: "Yes."

Xie Ruiyan thought of another way: "I can do everything in the private room of Qingcao."

When he was studying and working in Vienna, he saw a lot of people sleeping in the coffee, most of them were "creators" like him, drawing comics, writing scripts, homeless or too late to go home to sleep when inspired Everyone has.

Han Qiao sighed, and put the steamer breakfast bowl into the kitchen.

"How long can I last? I have to think of a way again later."

Thoughts were ruthlessly shattered one by one, Xie Ruiyan's eyebrows became darker: "Then what do you say?"

Han Qiao put the bowl into the dishwasher, washed his hands and dried them, and went to get his phone: "Only Xiao Zhuang and Liu Ling know that you are here. If you need it, I will introduce you to the youth hostel opened by my friend, in Jia It is less than 2000 meters away from the edge, the price is good and the environment is good, if you use my identity information to check in, your father will definitely not be able to find out."

Xie Ruiyan: "Won't they leak the secrets, really no one knows that I'm here with you?"

"They don't want to see you, but they are reliable and tight-lipped. You can rest assured about that." Han Qiao raised his hand and nodded on his chest, "I swear to you with my heart."

Xie Ruiyan glanced across Han Qiao's fingers and landed on his heart, couldn't help but stretched out his hand and took Han Qiao's hand off: "Where I am is not a serious secret, and there is no need to swear such a poisonous oath. "

Han Qiao opened the phone address book: "I am now contacting the Youth Hostel. There is an epidemic recently. Be careful when you go out, and remember to wear a mask when you stay. I have a lot of masks here. You can take them as you like."

Xie Ruiyan: "No, I won't move, I will pay the rent."

Before Han Qiao made the call, the dialing hand paused slightly: "Why did you suddenly figure it out?"

"Do you not want me to live?"

Han Qiao smiled: "How come. You didn't confront me everywhere, and you didn't mess with my things in my house. You synchronized your work and rest with me, went to bed late and woke up early. You are a perfect roommate."

Han Qiao was tolerant to others, Xie Ruiyan was silent for a long time, and then said: "You are not my friend, we have no intersection except online, they can't find it here. And since I have already occupied Beethoven's nest, I have to occupy an extra section Time, otherwise I feel that there is no way to give it an account.”

It can be imagined that it was not easy for Xie Ruiyan to find an excuse for himself to stay, and it would not be easy to live in the house of the most unaccustomed long-haired rival with his hands tied under the fence.

Showing weakness means further bullying, and the time has come to shake things up.

Han Qiao smiled narrowly, took off the hair tie, and brushed his long black hair.He stood very close to Xie Ruiyan, and the end of his hair hit Xie Ruiyan's nose, lips and chin.

Xie Ruiyan: "?!!"

Han Qiao: "The hair is too long, and the scalp is a little tight. I'm sorry."

Xie Ruiyan: "Yes."

Such a bland reaction was a bit boring, and Han Qiao felt strange.

Xie Ruiyan used to hate long hair so much that he squirmed after him, but now he has changed his gender, and there is no displeasure when his hair sweeps his face.

Looking at Xie Ruiyan's previous reaction, it was obvious that he wanted to eat Xiaolongbao but was holding back.

Han Qiao raised the corners of his lips, got up and went to the kitchen again, and came out with a steaming small cage of shrimp meat, which was neatly formed into three circles, the outer seven, the middle five, the inner one, and the top one in the middle. A small, round cherry is stuck on a stem, implying "virginity".

Only Han Qiao could think of such a metaphor of hurting the enemy a thousand times and hurting himself eight hundred times. It's a pity that Xie Ruiyan plucked the cherry and ate it first, and didn't think of any weird things.

Han Qiao stared at the cherry pit with no pulp left and said, "Eat more?"

Xie Ruiyan politely refused: "I'm not hungry."

"Really, you don't eat much, you just play with your new phone."

"I drank the milk and I'm really not hungry."

As soon as the words fell, Xie Ruiyan's stomach let out an imposing roar in perfect cooperation.

Googling.

Han Qiao took a closer look, and Xie Ruiyan's ears turned red.

Xie Ruiyan said first, "You didn't hear anything."

"Okay, I didn't hear anything." Han Qiao asked with a half-smile, "Are you really hungry?"

Xie Ruiyan felt full of teasing from Han Qiao's expression.

"I'm not hungry." Xie Ruiyan picked up the chopsticks, blushing and maintaining the last bit of stubbornness, and struck at the one in the middle, "But I won't leave any for you."

"This cage is specially reserved for you." Han Qiao calmly walked over to Xie Ruiyan and sat down, "I'm full, let's see you eat."

"Do not you work?"

"It's still early, there's still time to start at nine o'clock." Han Qiao said something out of his own style, "How can work be more interesting than watching you eat?"

Xie Ruiyan lowered his head, his ears were about to burn.