When I came out I picked up a nemesis

Han Qiao and Liu Ling huddled together on the small sofa to watch TV, while Zhuang Bi and Xie Ruiyan were developing new dishes in the kitchen.

"I don't know if they will blow up the kitchen?"

"The sous chef's skills can be upgraded to the master chef, no problem."

"You are confident." Liu Ling licked Han Qiao's arm, "Hey, how far have you guys progressed? Don't play dumb, tell me."

Han Qiao compared the circle with his left hand and the one with the right, and sent one into the circle. He was extremely astringent, and said in Liu Ling's expectant eyes: "Everything you expected didn't happen, let's watch your TV."

Liu Ling: "...Who expected it! Then you are a fart!"

The weather forecast is playing on the TV, and the date in April is displayed in the upper right corner.

"Today our city is sunny..."

Liu Ling switched to the local satellite TV——"Recently a fugitive committed a crime in a gold and silver jewelry store..."

"Here," Liu Ling called out to Han Qiao, "isn't this host the reporter who said last time that we closed down the foundry?"

Han Qiao yawned a little, and denied: "No, you remembered wrongly, the corners of this person's eyes are drooping a bit more, and there is a sunburn on the back of his left hand."

Liu Ling praised: "You are amazing, you can also remember the sunburn under the filter, why don't you learn to draw."

"Drawing design drafts is also painting." Han Qiao tapped the corners of his eyes, "I have moles myself, so I pay attention to others."

"It makes sense. Xiao Xie's face is so clean, there's nothing on it, no spots or acne, and it's still wheat-colored. I'm also a man, so I'm very jealous."

"It's also called Xiao Xie."

"What's wrong with calling Xiao Xie? It looks kind to remove the word 'General'. Don't say you're jealous. The more jealous you are, the more I call you. I'll let you drink three pots."

"No, I have another name." Han Qiao laughed, "Why do you say you are jealous of him?"

"I've always been jealous of his delicate skin, healthy complexion, and good-looking hands! Can't you see it! When he was praised by me, he was so proud and confident. It's just amazing."

Liu Ling silently swallowed Xie Ruiyan's saying "My hands are not as good-looking as Han Qiao's", and let it out like a fart, not really wanting to send a signal of love for the couple.

"Don't be jealous, baby, even if you don't have those, you are still the handsome Dong Liu, and the handsome Fuxi is in charge."

"Thank you baby, you're just so nauseous, something will happen sooner or later."

After the weather got hotter, Liu Ling and Zhuang Bi didn't come to Han Qiao's place very often. They came here once in a while to discuss what to buy for their family's birthday.

The grandma of Liu Ling's family is about to celebrate her 88th birthday. The elderly believe in Buddhism, and they like to dress up like the older generation, wearing gold and silver.

Affected by the epidemic this year, it is not suitable for too many people to have family dinners together. After unanimous discussion, Liu Ling and Master Gu ordered a Buddha sculpture. Zhuang Bi ordered a full set of skin care products that the elderly love. Han Qiao decided to go to the store in front of the house to buy. gold ring.

Liu Ling told him to be careful, Han Qiao nodded and said, "Please take care of the house, both of you, I'll take Xiaoxie to get some air."

Zhuang Bi shook his heavy backpack: "Ah... I brought my cousin's props. Wig, knee socks, eyeshadow palette."

Liu Ling became interested: "Wig? Your brother?"

"This is a cosplay. My brother's long legs are straight and slender, and I agree with them after seeing it."

"What do you mean it's better to wear it smartly than early." Liu Ling smirked, "Isn't this just right? Xiao Xie always wears this, so she's not afraid of being recognized at all."

Liu Ling boasted, I'm a fucking genius!

Although the relationship has improved, in view of the black history, the desire to see Xie Ruiyan suffer is still strong.

Han Qiao asked: "Liu Ling, are you a little too much?"

"I made a suggestion out of good intentions, but you don't have to adopt it. Why do you say I'm going too far?"

"Xiao Xie is 1.8 meters six, how about women's clothing?"

As they talked, the two got up again.

"Are you discriminating against tall girls? Tian'er is also 1.7 meters eight, and she likes to wear ten centimeter high heels. I didn't say anything!"

"I didn't mean that, but if you want to use this matter to fight, I will accompany you."

The two sides set up a posture, and the battle was imminent.

In front of Xie Ruiyan, Zhuang Bi pulled a sleeve with one hand, a little embarrassed.

When Zhuang Bi saw them beating each other, he would worry about alarming the security guards and the news media. Later, he found out that they were just like elementary school chickens, writing "fighting" and pronounced "mutual pecking". Be gentler. It's "licking hair".

It is a novel and alternative way of exercising.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Xie. Liu Dong and Han are always classmates in junior high school. The way they get along is to fight and kill. They are not very smart."

Xie Ruiyan didn't know the extent of the fight between the two, and took Zhuang Bi's backpack: "Don't fight, I will wear it, give me half an hour. Borrow the eyeshadow palette, I will buy a new one and return it to your cousin .”

Zhuang Bi quickly waved his hand: "No, no, if he knows that it's a beautiful woman's makeup, he will jump for joy."

Liu Ling calmed down, confused: "Beauty?"

"Beauty has no gender, don't you know that?"

Han Qiao reminded: "Xiao Xie's affairs should still be kept secret."

Zhuang Bi made a serious joke: "Understood, I'll just say it's the eye shadow you use."

Unexpectedly, Han Qiao replied: "That's fine."

He even pulled his hair behind his ears, and gave Zhuang Bi and Liu Ling a wink each.

"There's something wrong with you..."

Liu Ling sneered: "He has been wrong for a long time, since the day he picked up Xie Ruiyan. Oh no, it may have been longer than this."

Less than 10 minutes later, a tall and innocent campus beauty came out from the room.

She has smooth long hair, a black suit and uniform skirt, knee-high socks, and a thin wine red bow tie at the neckline. Her gestures and gestures are like people walking out of a painting.

Even the skin tone that didn't match the original cos character design was reconciled by the liquid foundation, and the exposed neck, hands, feet, and legs were a few degrees whiter, turning into a lighter skin tone than normal people.

Liu Ling raised his hand and pushed back his jaw that was about to drop.

Damn it, President Xiao Xie didn't lose heart at all, he turned into a beautiful woman!

No one could have imagined that Xie Ruiyan's beauty skills are top-notch, and thousands of netizens on acglive have read it and said it is good.

A trace of novel surprise flashed in Han Qiao's eyes, and he quickly calmed down. He walked over to tidy up the hem of Xie Ruiyan's uniform skirt, put his head next to his hair, and smelled the shampoo covered under the wig at the tip of his nose.

The fragrance is still the original Xie Ruiyan's fragrance, next time he should wear the clothes I bought for him, no matter men's or women's clothing, the customized ones will fit better.

Han Qiao lowered his eyebrows again, smelled the scent, and retreated reluctantly.

Zhuang Bi rubbed his chin with a slightly cracked expression: "Why do I feel that this face is so familiar? Where have I seen the pattern of this mask before... Damn, he is the house dance area that became popular at Station A last year?"

Liu Ling asked: "Wow? Mood particle or id?"

Zhuang Bi: "Nothing, nothing!"

Zhuang Bi's inner os: Hell, I can write an article again, and the title is Shocked!The former heir of the Xie family made his debut in women's clothing at Station A!Is this the loss of a wealthy family, or a twisted hobby?

Should I tell Mr. Han?Forget it, Boss Han must know, it's just for fun.

Yes, of course Mr. Han knows that Mr. Xie is like a treasure chest. When you open it, all kinds of vests will pop out, and women's clothing is naturally nothing.

Han Qiao and Xie Ruiyan went out and pressed the elevator button side by side. Liu Ling looked at the backs of the two of them and their tacit movements, thinking thoughtfully: "Er Zai, do you know what they lack?"

"Daddy, what else do they need?"

Liu Ling raised her little finger and signaled to Zhuang Bi: "Hold hands and hook your fingers. We often do this when my wife returns to China."

Zhuang Bi: "..."

Liu Dong, please be sober, it's just women's clothing, the friendship of straight men doesn't need to have you!

Liu Ling added: "What's missing?"

Zhuang Bi was already numb, and asked along the way: "What's missing?"

"Han Qiao should also wear a suit, burn it, my lily soul!"

"?!?!"

Han Qiao sneezed, his body felt inexplicably cold, and he always felt that Liu Ling was talking about him behind his back.

It's been more than four months since they've been here, and this is the first time the two have gone out together.

Han Qiao lamented that Xie Ruiyan finally walked outside generously. When he was on a business trip, Xie Ruiyan was really telling the truth when he said that he went out to play, and he adapted well to the outside world.

Xie Ruiyan, on the other hand, was thinking that ordinary couples might be like this, wondering if Han Qiao, an epic straight man, would be tempted by his women's clothing.

Xie Ruiyan caused a high rate of turning heads, almost 90.00%. Even the little Bomei who was walking would rush to him and call out twice after seeing it.

Xie Ruiyan leaned down, covered the snow-white dumpling from Han Qiao's sight, and reasoned with the dog with a female voice: "You mistook the dog, woof, I'm not the dog you were looking for."

The hostess who led the dog covered her mouth and pulled the dog away with a smile. When she left, she didn't forget to look at the beautiful woman more, and her heart was bent.

Xie Ruiyan put on a hat and a mask, and his eye makeup was completely different. From others, he looked like a tall, pure school girl and a beautiful beauty.

The beauty went out, and the person accompanying her asked, "Would you like to go shopping first?"

Xie Ruiyan: "?"

"I didn't mean to push you away, I'm afraid you'd feel bored choosing a gold ring for the old man."

"Not boring." Xie Ruiyan replied, "I haven't bought a gift for grandma for more than two years."

Afraid of reminding Xie Ruiyan of sadness, Han Qiao didn't say much, but led Xie Ruiyan to the convenience store, saying: "Then go to the convenience store to buy some snacks and magazines you like, and then go to the gold store to pick out rings."

Recently, there are new snacks in the store, mustard-flavored candies. Han Qiao thinks that Xie Ruiyan's taste is inclusive, so he should like it.

"Aren't you in a hurry to pick a ring?"

"Don't worry, the day is still long."

Han Qiao put his hand in his pocket, and Xie Ruiyan grabbed Han Qiao's arm.

Han Qiao: "?"

Xie Ruiyan: "?"

"Kid, what's the matter with you?"

Xie Ruiyan was caught scratching his nose by the president Baba coldly, rubbed the tip of his nose and replied, "I'm afraid you will kick me out of bed when I sleep at night, I'm used to it."

Mr. Han doesn't sleep well. Once he falls asleep, he sleeps around 360 degrees. Immobilizing people is the best way. It's no wonder that Xie Ruiyan turned into an octopus. Everything has a reason.

Han Qiao smiled sullenly: "Thank you for your hard work, I will try my best to change it."

While talking, he walked into the convenience store. Han Qiao saw an acquaintance, the little brother Rongsheng who had asked him if he wanted to buy Okamoto, was transferred to the current community store and was on duty.

The store manager still remembered the handkerchief that Han Qiao got from the courier, and started blowing rainbow farts, praising the good match, praising the handkerchief well chosen, and praising Mr. Han's girlfriend for being beautiful and caring.

Han Qiao wanted to explain that the handkerchief was not given by Xie Ruiyan, and Xie Ruiyan was not a "girlfriend", but Xie Ruiyan accepted all the rainbow farts.

It seems that there is a sense of violation.

"Thank you." Xie Ruiyan responded with a female voice, turned his head to look at the magazines on the shelf, and inadvertently rubbed his lips against Han Qiao's face, leaving lipstick marks.

Han Qiao immediately put the sense of disobedience behind him.

He was kissed by family members and children, but not rubbed with lipstick, and he was a little dazed for a while.

Whether it was because of the lipstick or Xie Ruiyan who was wearing lipstick, he didn't know, but his heart was beating like a drum, thump, thump, thump, thump.

When he recovered, Xie Ruiyan was touching his face.

Xie Ruiyan used his fingertips to smudge and wipe away little by little, as if stroking fine white porcelain.

Xie Ruiyan lowered his voice and said, "It would be great if I could lick it off, but it's a pity that I'm not at home."

Xie Ruiyan, who just came out, wanted to go home a little bit, and Han Qiao did the same.

Han Qiao also thought inexplicably that it would be nice if Zhuang Bi and Liu Ling were not at home, so that they could post stickers when they got home, without having to worry about anyone at home.

Han Qiao's face was itchy, and he also thought of one thing: "I rubbed your forehead like this when I was sleeping. I really didn't kiss you on purpose."

Xie Ruiyan has not yet refuted, the store manager made a sound of eating dog food, and also recommended a new condom, there are five flavors, buy three get two free, buy five get five free.

The store manager said enthusiastically: "Buy it! It's really a bargain, and it's only on sale for the month! You don't need it when you buy it back, and it's good to give it to a friend!"

Han Qiao: "?"

If it was given to Liu Ling, there would be another fight.

Xie Ruiyan raised his eyes and asked Han Qiao, "Buy?"

Han Qiao also laughed, long-lost red marks flew to the end of his eyes, and asked in a low voice, "Who uses it?"

Xie Ruiyan suppressed the laughter in his throat, and replied in a low voice: "It's all right, see if Mr. Han likes it."

"Buy it first, be prepared." Han Qiao scratched Xie Ruiyan's palm, "Actually, I don't need it very much. I will tell you the specific situation later."

"It's okay, I haven't responded after sleeping on the bed for so long, I've already prepared for you to be an ED monster."

"Not at all."

They lowered their heads and stuck very close, and the store manager with excellent hearing completely misunderstood: Did I hear something that I shouldn't have heard?Is this the legendary open X relationship?Mr. Han looked at the gentleman, but he didn't expect to be such a person!

While the three were talking and checking out, a figure flashed behind them. At the other end of the shelf, there was a slender figure, and the breeze carried the fragrance of Chanel No. 5.

Xie Ruiyan turned his head, but saw nothing, thinking that it might be an illusion.

In the end, Xie Ruiyan didn't buy ghost-flavored snacks, nor casual magazines, but only took ten boxes of sets, divided into two types, two bottles of JO, and a canvas bag.

Xie Ruiyan furtively put the things in an opaque bag, and tied a "do not peep" bow with a thin hemp rope through the mouth of the bag.

Dragon's Mysterious Treasure +1.

After leaving the convenience store, Han Qiao asked, "You seem to like them very much, when are you going to use them?"

Theoretically, you can use it by yourself, but Xie Ruiyan thinks that it can only be done with Han Qiao: "Wait until I officially become your man."

Xie Ruiyan patted the pleats on the skirt, brushed the long-haired fake hair again, covered Han Qiao's eyes, moved her face closer, tiptoed slightly, and touched Han Qiao's lips.

Han Qiao was startled.

The taste buds touched the sweetness of the lipstick, and when the tip of the tongue wanted to probe deeper, Xie Ruiyan, who was kissing him, had already taken half a step back and put down his hand.

Xie Rui said with a smile: "You fouled."

The smell of Han Qiao remained between the lips, the fluffy sun smell, which is not the same as the Q bomb on the lips, but it is indeed Han Qiao who can feel this way.

"As you said, you won't kiss back. Kissing back means unlocking all achievements and agreeing to date."

"Feel sorry."

"I accept Mr. Han's apology." Xie Ruiyan suddenly asked, "You know, what else can you use your mouth for?"

The 30-year-old magician replied: "Of course I know, I have done my homework and watched many small movies."

Xie Ruiyan was full of doubts: "Where did the small movie come from? Are there so many resources?"

Mr. Han was silent, lowered his eyes, looking at Xie Ruiyan's earlobes.

Not red.

On the contrary, his ears were about to turn red.

The process of engaging in genuine gay videos is a bit shameful, and explaining this to people is even more shameful.

But the most embarrassing thing is that Han Qiao skipped and watched the whole process, and took notes on the key points, including but not limited to what method should be used to unlock what state in a few minutes and a few seconds.

Fortunately, the person involved didn't pursue it further, and just kept the topic on the two of them.

Xie Ruiyan is very frank and straightforward in a certain aspect: "About the use of lips, I want to treat you that way, and I want you to treat me that way."

Xie Ruiyan held the canvas bag in one hand and Han Qiao in the other, and the two walked towards the gold shop together.

"Don't you want to go through the dog hole?"

"I don't want to, I want to drill something else."

Xie Ruiyan's eyes wandered on Han Qiao's lips for a while, and then slid down, as if he was using his eyes to lift the other's collar and move the other's tie knot, Han Qiao's heart beat wildly when he saw him.

"Drill something else."

He didn't hate the daring little pup, he was a little bit over the top, like the hard liquor that Han Qiao was not good at drinking, he couldn't resist it.

I don't know when, that arrogant and shy good boy grew up, and changed his way, pacing back and forth on the edge of the overlord's strict prohibition of X and X's cold personality, and occasionally raised a beautiful wheat-colored leg to test .

The overlord can collapse the human design, but he can't collapse across the board under such teasing and dialing.

At least save some face, use it on the bed.

"Cub, you seem to be evolving a bit quickly?"

"There is a powerful catalyst next to it. Its surname is Han and its name is Qiao." Xie Ruiyan held Han Qiao's arms tighter, revealing his neat and white teeth, and his dimples became deeper, "I want everything about you."

It's not quite like possessiveness. Han Qiao classified it as desire. What Xie Ruiyan wanted was so strong and obvious, but Han Qiao opened his mouth to confirm it again.

"Do you want it all? What do you want?"

"Your body, your soul, your thoughts, your habits."

"What about other than that?"

"And your love."

"Would you be sad if part of it wasn't given to you?"

"I may be sad, but I will never be disappointed." Xie Ruiyan poked his little finger, and pulled the hook with Han Qiao, "I will give you what you can't give me, just like you, I will do what I say .”

Han Qiao bent his fingers, feeling the subtle touch between the skin.

Close your eyes, but the image in front of you is clearly discernible.

There are many similar but different Xie Ruiyan, some of which he has seen before, and some of which have only been seen in online videos, but it does not prevent him from remembering them.

Han Qiao likes the person who unabashedly shows him his true state and emotions.

Let him feel that being alive is a particularly beautiful thing, and let him have the most special company.

Xie Ruiyan hooked his finger, as if hooking a gust of wind on the little finger.

This alone is not enough, making people want to buy another ring.

Whether it's a ring or a collar, as long as it can catch Xie Ruiyan, I want all of them.

The author has something to say: 【Sao·Hua time】

Xie Ruiyan: I want to tell you...(omit)...(omit)...(omit)...

Han Qiao: I want to put a collar on you.

Xie Ruiyan:? !I lost.

Damn, it's restricting my performance below the neck

Happy holidays ladies!Bobo one by one=3