When I came out I picked up a nemesis

Xie Ruiyan asked persistently, "Why?"

Han Qiao said concisely: "Because of the snow."

The picture of the memory was rewinded to the place where the snow was falling heavily, and Xie Ruiyan was offended: "I am not an underage furball, nor am I a sled dog with cold resistance buff, let alone need you to take care of it."

Han Qiao said calmly: "If you want to take care of someone, it has nothing to do with whether the other person is an adult or not. Now the main reason is that I worry about you in all aspects, Xiaoxie."

Xie Ruiyan's blood rushed to his head, the skin around his eyes and the tip of his nose flushed red, his fingers and toes curled up at the same time, almost digging out three rooms and one living room.

"Sure enough, it's not the illusion of Dong Liu and me. Mr. Han, why are you such a nasty man?"

"You look cute when you blush, thank you."

Only then did Xie Ruiyan realize why Han Qiao was so polite to him, basically "thank you" every few words he said.

Dare to use redundancies to call nicknames.

"...don't call me thank you."

"You can't call it baby, you can't call it Your Lady Queen, and you can't call it thank you." Han Qiao compared his fingers from one to three, "It's your advantage to call me thank you."

"While saying I'm hi you, while talking about me crazily, has anyone ever said that you have double standards and a bad personality?"

"Everyone praises me for being gentle, steady, caring, and a little bit domineering. Isn't this kind of thing popular now? They also say that you, me, Mr. Gu of Biology, and Dong Hanyu are the four beauties of the south of the Yangtze River. What? Beauty of Four, have you heard of it?"

A magnetic British-accented subwoofer is going to blow people away. As a straight man in Alaska, who has read countless versions of Mr. Han, Mr. Xie is determined and unmoved.

Then he retracted the whole person into the sleeping bag again, this time not even the neck and face were spared, leaving only the upper half of the face exposed, like a ruthless ninja.

Han Qiao: "Well, I've heard of this look."

Xie Ruiyan turned his back together with the sleeping bag, turned his butt towards Han Qiao, and muttered softly, "Gentleness and calmness are fake. Although it is true to be good-looking, it is true to be able to take care of people."

Han Qiao wanted to say that this kind of behavior was more like a dog at home, and he was afraid that he would really piss people off, so he held back.

"Xie, do you want some snacks?"

Xie Ruiyan, however, was still irritated by this seemingly conceding but actually teasing statement. He huddled in his sleeping bag, eloquently, and negotiated forcefully.

"First, I, Xie Ruiyan, am a free man with two legs, not your pet, nor can I be a pet.

Second, I don't like desserts, especially sweet ones, the only thing I can accept is milk.Your behavior of beating a biscuit with a stick is disdainful.

The third, the four beauties, I... I have heard of, and I have seen terrible 4p, million-word luxury car fans written by terrible authors, and I choose Dumei. "

Mr. Han, as X among the overlords, was indifferent, and complimented him quite calmly: "That is really a luxurious Maybach S400."

"No, it's clearly 62strchli."

The body is about [-] meters long, and there is only one in the world. In an instant, the topic turned from fandom to the extended version of the car.

It is said that cars are a man's romance, and it seems Mr. Xie is no exception.But there are far more attractive things right now than luxury cars.

Han Qiao curled his lips slightly, tied up his hair and went into the kitchen.

Less than an hour later, the kitchen smelled of cranberry chocolate chip cookies, which Xie Ruiyan could get every night before going to bed.

Half an hour after eating, Han Qiao will come to remind you to brush your teeth. Even if they quarrel or get awkward, they are all sweet cookies, rain or shine. Mr. Han feeds them with love, and Xie Ruiyan eats and comments on the taste as expected. Always smacks of satiety.

Xie Ruiyan is like Pavlov's dog, who can't help but smell it. It's the same as contemporary young people drinking milk tea to make a happy fat house, moistening things silently and seductively.

Through these days of feeding and staying at home under the epidemic, Xie Ruiyan consciously gained a few pounds, and has completely abandoned the compulsive behavior of a glass of milk before going to bed.

Xie Ruiyan failed to quit in Austria for a year and a half before. He drank local milk and then fell asleep. The old behavior pattern was cultivated by Xie Chengzhang and was originally planned to be brought into the urn.

But after five toilet incidents in a row, Han Qiao actually helped him change slowly while asking the reason.

Xie Ruiyan secretly sighed more than once: "Han Qiao is a great magician."

Not only the research institute and the business field, but the kitchen is also Han Qiao's most shining stage. The oven is his magic cloth, and he can get all kinds of unexpected good things with a shake.

Xie Ruiyan decided to say something to ease the atmosphere: "I'm hungry."

Taking advantage of his height, Han Qiao raised the dinner plate high: "Why does the puppy bark?"

Xie Ruiyan temporarily gave up unnecessary self-esteem in order to show his favor and gnaw a piece of cake, and imitated vividly: "Wow."

"Good boy." Han Qiao praised with eyebrows bent, brushed his long hair, moved his pretty face closer, his pure black irises gleamed with interest, and said contrivedly, "Dogs will be poisoned when they eat chocolate."

Xie Ruiyan was dumbfounded, the little flames of anger burned in his stomach, and burned all the way to his caramel brown eyes: "I will move out now, take your violin to perform! Seventeen or eight people were killed under the sleeping bridge hole. It's better to touch it seventeen or eight times with an idiot/man than let you tease me here!"

Han Qiao slowly added the second half of the sentence: "But you are not Wang Wang, you are Mr. Xie, who preys on his beauty and commits crimes."

By the way, he picked up the prettiest baked piece and stuffed it into Xie Ruiyan's mouth, and he successfully gagged.

The anger in Xie Ruiyan's eyes dissipated instantly, but his expression was distorted.

Han Qiao: "Are you so moved?"

Xie Ruiyan ate the biscuits in silence, giving full play to his good upbringing. After eating, he said: "I am angry. You are so bad, you just like to mess with others. I feel bad that I couldn't make an appointment with you that day. Against Liu Dong, who was slapped in the air, and spurned your behavior."

Han Qiao: "Has anyone ever told you that you don't know how to curse? Xie Ruiyan, although you say I'm nasty, are you actually such a soft and cute guy?"

Xie Ruiyan took a deep breath, took another deep breath, stretched his neck under Han Qiao's curious eyes, and kissed the tyrant boss with his head.

Straight guys always have a way of proving they're smart.

"I don't know how to swear, but I can retaliate to you with actions, so that you can understand my anger. This time, it is also revenge for Liu Dong, although I don't know if he will thank me."

Han Qiao has obsessive-compulsive disorder and is obsessed with cleanliness. There are oil stains in the shape of lip prints on his cheeks, and the biscuit crumbs are also falling down by gravity, bit by bit, falling into the plush blanket under the sofa like salt.

On Han Qiao's forehead was a "well" character visible to the naked eye.

But his veins didn't last for two seconds, because he saw the dimple where Xie Ruiyan laughed when he succeeded.

The carpet can be changed again, the face can be washed again, and there is always only one Xiao Xie with dimples.

This is probably the case with the princes of Fenghuo Opera.Han Qiao thought to himself, Xie Ruiyan is just like Bao Si, who softens the heart when he is depressed, but makes his teeth itch when he is happy.

Xie Ruiyan is usually melancholy and lazy, sometimes proud and sometimes sad, he can choke with others when he is irritable, his eyes are milky and fierce, and his rare smile can touch the deepest part of people's hearts.

Xie Ruiyan and the others got angry, but they didn't wait unexpectedly.

"You...are you not angry?"

"You're messing with your relatives like a dog. Don't attack other people's faces suddenly, or you will be arrested on the spot." Han Qiao stood up and walked towards the bathroom with a pair of long legs. "I'll go to the main bathroom to wash your face, and you to the secondary bathroom to wash your mouth. Wipe it clean and come back. If you are not convinced, you can kiss me again and let me find my way."

Xie Ruiyan's joy of successfully attacking him turned into panic: "What kind of feeling do you want to kiss? Don't even think about it!"

Han Qiao came out after washing his face, and flipped through the boss template that Xie Ruiyan said before, making his smile three points black, three points cool and four points dismissive: "Man, you are responsible for the fire you lit." off."

Xie Ruiyan also finished washing his hands and face, returned to his sleeping bag, reminisced about the sweetness of the biscuits he had just eaten on his lips and teeth, and looked at Boss Han with a pair of complicated dog eyes: "Yes, you finally understand the female frequency tyrant The essence of it all.”

Han Qiao put away the smile he just unlocked: "Looking at your expression, you want to hate me. Is it because the young master hasn't smiled for three days? Or does he not accept anyone except the heroine?"

"Then I'll just say it." Xie Ruiyan told the truth while Gu Yong said, "The smell of crazy criticism is coming, making people worry that there will be a coercive/dominant love scene in the next second."

Han Qiao: "...?"

Han Qiao suddenly felt a little itchy: "I want to rua to your whole body, bald, or else I'm sorry for your praise."

"No, I'm weak." Xie Ruiyan stretched out an arm and hung half of his waist along the sofa, making a weak figure of Marat's death, "I'm a weak salted fish. If you touch me, I will Turn into foam, and vanish in the sun's rays."

"I've never heard of such a salted fish, a hybrid of Mara and mermaid who turned into a vampire." Boss Han didn't appreciate the performance art, and put Xie Ruiyan's hand back into the sleeping bag.

"What do you want to eat tonight?" Han Qiao asked, "You order, I'll make it, you're welcome."

"Hmm." Xie Ruiyan thought hard and came up with a happy delicacy that he had never enjoyed before, "Tomato scrambled eggs."

Han Qiao: "?"

Xie Ruiyan peeked at his face: "Is it not possible? The chef at home cooks it very badly, and I have never eaten in the school cafeteria, but everyone said that there is no one who doesn't like this dish. I used the stainless steel pot in the kitchen to cook it last night. Come try it, but the pot caught fire and turned black, as expected of me."

"Are you all right? Did you get splashed with oil?"

"It's okay, but I was a guilty conscience and stuffed the pot at the bottom of the cabinet. You don't seem to have noticed it... I'm sorry."

Han Qiao straightened his body, his eyes passed from Xie Ruiyan's speaking lips, to the corners of his slightly tense eyebrows and eyes, and fell on the hair as hard as a hedgehog, the indistinct black swirls.

Even though the hair is so hard, the temper inside is so soft that it makes people feel distressed.

"It doesn't matter how many times the pot is cooked, I told you earlier." Han Qiao touched Xie Ruiyan's hair with his fingers, "I will make it, and I guarantee that the taste will be better than your cook's."

He is also willing to let him raise ten more Xie Ruiyan.

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