Disabled cannon fodder has a dream [Quick Transmigration]

Today, the gangsters who are like jade have never felt that this dungeon is so difficult.

Although this dungeon is difficult, they have passed the first pass a long time ago, and they can be considered handy in the fight. What really exhausted them was the leader who was usually silent in the dungeon, but now he talked a lot—— sea ​​tide.

The boss with only blood left finally fell, and when everyone breathed a sigh of relief and prepared to continue to fight the next boss according to the mission, several sea tides were in front of them. Beside Emei, said: "Apprentice, take a bite."

So, the female Emei didn't even care about herself, she threw a healing skill under his feet, and then thought of milking herself.

Everyone: "..."

At this time, a masculine voice suddenly sounded in Maizhong: "Pingping, take a sip~"

The big nanny in the team vomited and said, "It's too disgusting, you can go through this copy by yourself."

The man immediately confessed: "Sister! I made a mistake!"

Big Nanny: "If you do it next time, just take drugs yourself."

Mai Zhong laughed, Ye Shu interrupted abruptly: "Aren't you going to open the next monster?"

Everyone came back to their senses, and then walked towards the last boss. To fight the last boss, you need to pass through a river, and this river is not an ordinary river. If you step on the stream, you will be covered with a continuous blood loss buff, and you must step on the river surface. Only the lotus leaves can cross the river, and the lotus leaves are sparsely distributed, which is more challenging to operate, but it is not too difficult.

Everyone in the team crossed the river one by one. When it was Song Xi's turn, he confidently held the mouse and clicked the jump button. There was a plop on the screen, and the character fell into the river.

The debuff was put on instantly, and within three seconds, his character lost half a health bar.

Song Xi quickly jumped ashore, and the debuff on his body disappeared.

He replenished his form and tried to jump again, but he fell into the river again before jumping a few steps. This time, he jumped back to the bank before landing, and the character spun and fell to the bottom of the river.

What is displayed on the screen is "unresurrectable state".

He fell here, and others never expected it. Mai Zhong was silent for a long time. Some people wanted to laugh but were afraid of being hated by the boss.

Ye Shu glanced at it, and said helplessly, "Lie down, and when the fight is over, just come over and touch the box."

Song Xi said "Okay", and let go of the keyboard with both hands to prepare to lie down.

The dungeon over there was in full swing, and Song Xi stared at the screen to count the frogs in the water.About ten minutes later, his character was automatically revived and teleported to the last boss.

Boss was lying on the ground, and a group of people stood beside him not in a hurry to touch the corpse, but stood in a row waiting for Song Xi, the Emperor of Europe, to make a good start.

There is a lot of talk in the wheat.

"Emperor Ou is waiting for you!"

"The requirements are not high, just a golden stunt."

"Are you a human who wants gold? Do you really want a golden cabbage? Listen to me, purple!"

"Let's just say it weakly... There is a big boss Tidal here, so it has nothing to do with you if something good happens... right?"

Everyone: "..."

It seems reasonable.

Song Xi was under a lot of pressure, and in the end, with expectant eyes, he walked up to Boss and touched the corpse.

Two seconds later, a system speaker hung above the screen.

[Heroic and mighty, the player smiled and defeated the poisonous spider with the team, and got the golden stunt [Rejuvenation]. Congratulations. 】Rejuvenation is also a golden special skill in this game, but it is specially used to increase the healing percentage, and it is an exclusive special skill of Emei.

After reading this announcement, the team's voice couldn't help but boil again.

"So... are you really playing games with your lifespan?"

"The lemon is myself."

"I just said it casually, is it really a gold stunt?"

"I suspect the grinning is Tor, and I have proof!"

"Smiling! Sell me special skills! He can't use this tide!"

"I pay 30w!"

"I pay 35w."

"Are you sick? Are you a Huashan who competes with me for stunts?"

"..."

Seeing a few people arguing fiercely, Song Xi quickly turned on the microphone and said, "Well, I'm sorry... I don't sell special effects."

His character is also an Emei, and this stunt can be kept for his own use.

The big nurse said regretfully: "Okay... Then if you want to sell it, remember to consider me!"

Song Xi was a little embarrassed. After all, he was just playing around with the dungeon. He thought for a while and encouraged him: "You haven't touched it yet, what if you also have special effects."

"Me? Forget it. My hands are black. It would be nice if I can find out the regular rewards." The big nurse walked to the side of the boss, reached out to touch it, and couldn't help but say a very beautiful Mandarin after a few seconds. "Fuck!"

Before everyone had time to ask, they saw the new announcement clearly, and the big nurse figured out the stunt. Although it was only purple, it was also the best stunt among purples, and it was still exclusive to Emei.

Someone in the team said weakly: "So... is everything Ouhuang says is Ou's?"

In an instant, those who didn't turn on the mic turned on the mic to join in the fun, asking Song Xi to say something nice.

Song Xi had no choice but to say a good word alone.After all, golden and purple stunts are not Chinese cabbages that can be seen everywhere. Since the nanny, no one has figured out any special tricks.

Everyone regretted leaving the team, and not long after, only Song Xi and Shu Hai Chao Chao were left in the team.

Counting sea tides did not return the wheat, and asked softly: "Are you doing daily tasks?"

Song Xi responded and clicked Follow directly, hung up the phone and started daily life.The tide of several seas led the team, and since they asked, they have been quiet and haven't spoken again.

Song Xi didn't stare at the screen, but turned on the phone to read the message that just popped up.

The message was sent by Ye Shu: [I'm free today, didn't you say you want to treat me to dinner? [Smiling]] Song Xi thought for a while, picked out the name of the best restaurant nearby from his mind and sent it to him, and made a reservation for four o'clock in the afternoon.

Ye Shu: [The environment is acceptable, but the taste of the dishes is not good. 】

Song Xi really didn't understand how it tasted. He had never eaten at that restaurant, and he always thought it was expensive.

But apart from that one nearby, he couldn't think of any suitable restaurants. Most of the expensive ones had never been eaten, and the cheap ones didn't fit Ye Shu's identity.

The screen vibrated, and another message popped up - [How about the hot pot? 】For Ye Shu's proposal, he raised his hands in agreement. Although he hasn't eaten many high-end restaurants, Song Xi has eaten the hot pot nearby. Xi said to Shuhai Chaochao and went offline.

He has been sleepy for the past few days, and he hasn't tidied himself up very well. Anyway, he can still be considered as going out for an appointment, and it's not okay to make it too dirty.

Thinking about it, Song Xi rarely shaved his beard carefully, and after tidying himself up, he picked out a black short-sleeved T-shirt. He originally wanted to wear a white one, but he thought it was going to eat hot pot. The white clothes are probably useless.

Before going out, Song Xi looked in the mirror repeatedly and did not stop until he confirmed that it was correct.

The hot pot restaurant he chose was not far away, just behind the snack street, but he was afraid that Ye Shu could not find it, so he made an appointment to meet outside the community of the two of them, and then Song Xi took him there.

Walking to the gate of the community, Song Xi found a shady place and stood there for 2 minutes before a luxury car stopped at the gate, and then Ye Shu got off the passenger seat.

Ye Shu didn't wear a suit today, a pair of jeans made his legs more straight and slender. Looking at the clothes, they were also black with short sleeves. This attire weakened his iceberg aura, making him not so difficult to approach.

However, both of them were wearing black short-sleeved T-shirts. Song Xi felt a little awkward, then walked over and said, "The seat has been booked, let's go."

Ye Shu nodded: "Well, let's go."

Hearing his voice, Song Xi froze for a moment. He always felt that his voice was familiar, but he quickly put away his thoughts and led the people to the hot pot restaurant on foot.

This hotpot restaurant is a time-honored restaurant. Song Xi went into the private room, ordered several plates of meat in one sitting, handed the menu to Ye Shu, and said with a smile, "If you want to eat, order whatever you want."

After Ye Shu finished ordering, he ordered a few more bottles of cold beer. If he didn't drink something while eating hot pot, he would always feel that something was missing.

After the two of them finished adjusting the oil dish, some dishes were brought out. Song Xi was not in a hurry to eat, so he opened a bottle of beer and handed it to Ye Shu. Blow into the bottle, use the cup."

Ye Shu hummed softly, picked up the beer bottle and took a sip, Song Xi happened to lower his head and didn't notice, Ye Shu took a sip of the wine, his eyebrows were tightly frowned, and his expression looked a little strange.

Song Xi probably didn't expect that some people would really get drunk after just a sip of beer.What's more unexpected is that this stamina is still particularly strong.

Ye Shu didn't show anything wrong in the middle of the journey, even though his face was a little red, Song Xi only felt that he was eating hot pot.

After dinner, Song Xi suddenly discovered that there were three empty beer bottles in front of Ye Shu, and he himself was nothing at first glance, but when he looked carefully, his face and ears were red, and even his eyes were very dazed.

Ye Shu is pretty quiet when he's drunk, and he doesn't talk much, but his personality is the same as usual.

Song Xi called out cautiously: "Ye Shu?"

Ye Shu was sitting next to him, his mind was muddled, when he suddenly heard someone calling his name, he tilted his head and said, "Huh?"

It looks... pretty cute.

Song Xi choked, and quickly called the waiter to pay the bill, and helped the drunk Ye Shu out.

As soon as he walked out of the noisy hotpot restaurant, Ye Shu hung on Song Xi's body like a rice cake. He was half a head taller than Song Xi, and the warm breath blew directly past Song Xi's ears, making his ears warm.

When Song Xi was about to tear off the person stuck to him, a dissatisfied voice sounded above his head, "Don't move!"

Song Xi: "..."

He sighed, resigned to his fate and walked back with his back half behind his back.

When he reached the intersection, Song Xi originally wanted to call a taxi to take him back, but considering that Ye Shu was so drunk, he probably couldn't find where his home was.

Although he went there once last time, he didn't pay attention to it the whole time, so he couldn't remember the way.After much deliberation, it is better to take it to his own home, anyway, he still has a guest room in his home.

After walking a few more steps, Ye Shu rested his chin on Song Xi's shoulder and asked seriously, "Can I vomit?"

Song Xi hurriedly put the man down, supported him and comforted him: "Be patient first, don't spit on me..."

Before the words were finished, Ye Shu approached with a face. Before Song Xi could react, he heard him muttering: "It's so noisy."

In the next second, Ye Shu's warm lips quickly pressed against Song Xi's chatter.

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