Disabled cannon fodder has a dream [Quick Transmigration]

As far as the position of emperor is concerned, countless people have rushed to the fire for it since ancient times, just for the sake of glory, wealth and power.

Song Xi took advantage of the system's "blessings" and became emperor directly, but he was forced to feel the bitterness of being an emperor before he enjoyed the treatment of being an emperor.

Before dawn outside the window here, Song Xi was urged to wake up by the palace servants, and got dressed in a daze. When he was getting dressed, he almost dozed off while standing. On his face, the cold Song Xi shivered, and his drowsiness was completely gone.

Before he could make a sound, the eunuch knelt down and pleaded guilty: "Your Majesty, General Fu specially ordered to apply a cold towel to your face."

What else could Song Xi say, he waved his hands and said, "Okay, okay, step back."

The eunuch got the order but didn't back down. Instead, he turned around and brought out the soup cup from another tray, with a sincere and fearful expression: "Your Majesty, General Fu ordered this to be made by the Imperial Dining Room. It is said to have the effect of clearing away heat and detoxification. Look at this..."

Song Xi lifted the lid casually, and an indescribable smell came to his face from the cup, not to mention his appetite, he was calm if he didn't feel sick.

Song Xi asked: "What kind of soup is this?"

The little eunuch hesitated for a long time before hesitating: "General Fu said that this soup is made of fresh vegetables and tea leaves." After he finished speaking, he dared not look at Song Xi again, but couldn't help but smile wryly in his heart. When the fish fight, they are really in a dilemma, these little shrimps.

This soup sounds unreliable, Song Xi just scooped some up with a spoon, and as soon as he put it into his mouth, the bitter taste spread along the tip of his tongue to his taste buds, instantly sweeping away all his senses of taste, making his mouth feel There is only suffering left.

The vegetable of emotion is bitter gourd, and the tea is Kudingcha.

Song Xi's face was wrinkled with bitterness, and he vomited the soup in one gulp. Fortunately, Fu Mingyuan just wanted to make him suffer, and he didn't really want to force him to drink the bitter soup.

Seeing that he tasted it, the eunuch felt relieved that the task was completed, and then someone led Song Xi to the imperial study room. At this moment, the genius outside was just about to vomit.

Song Xi had never been an emperor before, so he didn't know what the process was, so he followed the court ladies and eunuchs strong and calm, and when he arrived at the desk in the study, before his ass was warm, three stacks of [-] cm high paper were placed in front of him. tome.

This time it was a court lady who delivered the message, and she spoke in a serious manner, "Your Majesty, General Fu said that the day to sacrifice to the late emperor is coming soon. These Buddhist scriptures were specially written by him from the imperial temple. I asked you to copy them and send them away." Go to the ancestral hall."

Song Xi: "..."

Song Xi gritted his teeth and made an excuse: "I don't know some characters on it."

The maid replied: "General Fu has already ordered the slaves to prepare thin paper for copying. Your Majesty only needs to copy it."

Song Xi: "But I'm going to go to the court later, will I miss the court's affairs?"

Maid: "Your Majesty is unwell, and General Fu has already taken leave of absence for His Majesty."

Song Xi Fu forehead, this palace, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is Fu Mingyuan's eloquence, so there is nothing wrong with him!

Even if someone rides on his head and plays, Song Xi can only hold back his complaints, roll up his sleeves and copy the Buddhist scriptures, he has no choice but to throw away the Buddhist scriptures and run to Fu Mingyuan to scold him A few times, and then freely said that he is not the emperor anymore.

If this is the case, the emperor will probably have to be replaced the next day, but what if the original wish is to be a powerful emperor?Song Xi didn't dare to take this risk, so he could only copy Buddhist scriptures honestly.

The ancients used a brush to write, but Song Xi was not used to it. After copying a few lines, he began to scribble pigs and puppies on the paper. ...will use some unscrupulous means to bully the weak...Despicable..."

"Ah."

A sudden sneer sounded, Song Xi was taken aback for a moment, but before he could react, he held the ink-stained brush in his hand, and painted black on the paper with lightning speed.

The ink blobs were smudged on the paper, and the pigs and dogs on it were painted in all directions, except for the names in the corners that were placed there in big thorns.

And the owner of the name was standing in front of the desk, with his jaw raised slightly, looking down at him with an unpredictable look in his eyes.

Song Xi smiled awkwardly: "Hehe...General Fu, morning, good morning."

Fu Mingyuan took half a step back, and said coldly: "I'm terrified, I can't bear His Majesty's greeting."

Song Xi said shyly, "Where is that..."

"After all, I am a petty, low-class, despicable person who bullies the weak." Fu Mingyuan said every word, his tone was steady, and he couldn't tell what his emotions were. "I think, in the eyes of His Majesty, I am no different from this beast."

How could Song Xi dare to answer these words, so he quickly stood up and slapped aside the topic: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, this is all a misunderstanding, General Fu came so early, presumably he hasn't eaten yet? I will order people to prepare..."

Song Xi hadn't finished speaking when his eyes blurred suddenly, and there was a strong pain in his jaw.

As a martial arts practitioner, Fu Mingyuan's strength in his hands is naturally unambiguous. Song Xi's chin was pinched, and he couldn't move easily at all. On the desk.

Fu Mingyuan looked coldly at Song Xi who was frowning tightly because of the pain, "I don't know if your majesty's use of such indecent methods is equivalent to animals, so it's possible that even animals can't handle it." Why not?"

There is not a single word of respect, but there is no trace of respect inside or outside the words.

Song Xi secretly sighed, what did the original body do to provoke Fu Mingyuan's reaction so much.

Seeing that Song Xi was silent, Fu Mingyuan asked, "Your Majesty feel ashamed? Regret it?"

Song Xi gritted his teeth and had no choice but to give in to him, "I know what I did wrong in the past, and I already have the idea of ​​reforming myself. General Fu has an extraordinary bearing, and I hope you don't want to keep the past in mind."

"Oh?" Fu Mingyuan glanced at Song Xi with a strange expression, his focus was a little off, and he said mockingly: "Your Majesty's words today can still be heard."

But he didn't believe it at all. He knew better than anyone else what kind of person Zhao Rui was.

The country is easy to change, but the nature is hard to change, and the dog can't change eating shit.

Thinking of the previous events, Fu Mingyuan's face darkened immediately, and he let go of his hand in disgust, and said: "Your Majesty will not have to mention the matter of setting up a concubine in the future, if you really feel that the harem is empty, I will choose a woman from a good family for Your Majesty. "

Song Xi rubbed his aching chin, and refused aloud: "General Xie Fu, but I don't have that kind of thought for the time being."

Fu Mingyuan didn't make a sound.

Is it not, or dare not?

The eunuch next to him was holding two cups of hot tea, carefully placed them on the edge of the desk, and quietly retreated.

Song Xizheng's mouth was parched, he picked up his teacup and drank it.

Fu Mingyuan didn't know when he took out a brocade handkerchief, wiped his hands slowly, and his mouth was not idle, "I remembered that in my hurry last time, His Majesty left something, and I wanted to throw it away, but now I think about it." It’s better to return it to its original owner.”

Song Xi put down his teacup, and was about to swallow the saliva to ask what it was, when he saw Fu Mingyuan reached out his hand and took out two small porcelain bottles from his sleeve pocket, judging by their size, they should be used for medicine.

Fu Mingyuan put the two porcelain bottles on the desk one by one, and said expressionlessly: "Your Majesty must have spent a lot of effort to get these Huachun San and Moisturizing Pills? It's a pity to just lose them like this." .”

Song Xi asked the system tremblingly in his mind, "What are these?"

The system said: "Hua Chun San, as the name suggests, eating it can turn people into spring water, which is uncontrollable. As for this moisturizing pill, it melts into ointment when heated. As a senior gay, you should understand this, right?"

Song Xi choked his throat with a sip of tea, and almost choked to death. He didn't really want to understand.

Feelings circle around so much, the original body is drugging Fu Mingyuan, thinking about this and that, and that and that, but judging by Fu Mingyuan's persistent attitude, the original body should not be, he wants to be on top...

Song Xi took a quick glance from the corner of his eye. Fu Mingyuan was tall, and he could vaguely see the gnarled muscles and flesh on his chest and arms.

Fu Mingyuan looked down at him and asked, "Your Majesty won't take it?"

Song Xi smiled embarrassingly: "It's useless to think about it, General Fu should take this thing away."

"It's such a pity to lose it." Fu Mingyuan uncorked the porcelain bottle as if no one was there, with a calm expression as if he was asking if he had eaten, "It's better to use it yourself, Your Majesty."

Song Xi: "..."

Song Xi's face was a little stiff, "I'm afraid this is not appropriate..."

Fu Mingyuan laughed mockingly: "Your Majesty's words and deeds were bold last time, and I really want to try it in the future. As a minister, I should certainly satisfy Your Majesty's request."

Song Xi wanted to die already, how could he use the theory of monarch and minister like this!

Suddenly thinking of that side mission, Song Xi felt lucky, and then thought again, could this Fu Mingyuan be... Thinking, he shook his head violently, he didn't sense the familiar aura from Fu Mingyuan.

Otherwise, try kissing again?

Song Xi looked up at the other party's cold face, shivered involuntarily, forgot it, didn't dare to kiss.

This time, Fu Mingyuan was determined to teach him a lesson. This Zhao Rui was specially selected for his good looks. Because he didn't practice martial arts, he looked thin and weak compared to him. Such a person actually wanted to be the dominant side.

That being the case, wouldn't it be the best humiliation for him to commit himself to others?

Fu Mingyuan thought about it, but didn't act in a hurry. He didn't think he was a gentleman, but he couldn't do anything like a villain in this respect, let alone facing the emperor.

However, it doesn't hurt to let the other party learn a little lesson.

Song Xi was on guard against him, as soon as Fu Mingyuan made a move, he would hide back, but in the end, everything was counted, and man's calculation was not as good as heaven's calculation.

Fu Mingyuan reached out and hit his acupuncture point, and Song Xi subconsciously opened his mouth. Before he could yell out, Fu Mingyuan pinched his chin and poured most of the bottle of medicine into it.

Song Xi: "..."

Ruthless.

Isn't this person afraid that he will choke to death like this? !

The author has something to say: Good night~