Disabled cannon fodder has a dream [Quick Transmigration]

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Bai Huan was busy going back, and the work at hand didn't take much time. When he opened the door and returned home, he found that the curtains in the room were drawn tightly, and 'Song Xi' was leaning on the sofa watching TV.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, 'Song Xi' turned around, got up and trotted over.

Bai Huan laughed: "Look at your feet, be careful not to fall..." Suddenly, he stopped, looked at the young man who was rushing towards him with a wary expression, turned his waist, and quickly avoided it.

'Song Xi' almost lost his temper, but he was not annoyed, he just covered his mouth and giggled: "Ah, I was discovered, I really didn't expect the general to be so sharp, I just don't know, your lover, what piece of meat is left now?" Woolen cloth."

Bai Huan's eyebrows were lingering, and his fists were clenched loudly.

And here, Song Xi was still dumbfounded, he could be sure that during the period from entering the water to swimming out, he didn't hold anything in his hands at all.

This huge egg could only appear in his hand out of nowhere when he came out of the water. Song Xi thought about it, and the only one who could do it was...

"System, why are you stuffing me with an egg? Am I an old hen?"

The system was suddenly named, and it was thrown out indifferently: "Yeah, I'm fine, why would I stuff an egg for you, are you an old hen?"

Song Xi was dubious: "It's really not you?"

The system said: "Believe it or not."

Song Xi was even more puzzled, since it wasn't a system, how did this egg come about?It couldn't be the one who rolled into his hands, could it?

Thinking about it, Song Xi moved the egg back to the shore. Regardless of the water all over his body, he squatted next to the egg and knocked curiously. There was no response, but the eggshell sounded quite hard.

It would be boring to play, Song Xi put the egg in the grass, turned around and left without hesitation, it was inconvenient for him to carry such a big egg.

Just a few steps away, there was a rustling sound behind Song Xi. He looked back and saw that the egg, which had been placed in the grass, was standing firmly on the road at this moment.

Song Xi: "?"

Was he blind or did he remember wrongly?

Song Xi rubbed his eyes, put the egg back in the grass in disbelief, turned around and listened, but there was no rustling sound this time, Song Xi walked a few steps and looked back, the road was empty, as if What happened just now was really just an illusion.

"Huh." Song Xi was completely relieved and observed the surrounding environment while walking.

Here is a valley with dense and tall trees. There is a pool along the direction of the small river. Song Xi got out of this pool. The valley is empty and quiet, except for the sound of the water, the only sound is the chirping of birds, beasts and insects.

It was so quiet that there was no way to go.

Song turned around and couldn't find which direction to go. He didn't even know where he was now.

Just when he was depressed, he suddenly remembered that he had a light brain. Song Xi stopped suddenly, and when he raised his hand to look, it seemed that something out of control hit him. Unprepared, his calf softened and he almost knelt down on the spot. .

Song Xi cursed in his heart, turned his head to look angrily, and saw the culprit with familiar white shell and red stripes, sticking to his feet motionlessly, pretending to be dead.

Song Xi was not stupid, the string in his head was slowly connected, and he tentatively kicked the egg lightly with his foot, yes, this egg can still run by itself!

The egg was kicked and shook slightly, and then stopped quickly, as if it was really just an innocent egg.

Song Xi patted the eggshell twice again, but there was still no response. He tried to walk a few steps, but the egg could always keep up with a very mysterious speed, and he couldn't even shake it off.

This egg is completely glued to him by Pingci!

Song Xi couldn't help feeling a headache. After much deliberation, he picked up a pile of dry wood, asked the system for a lighter and alcohol, and squatted by the river to light a fire.

Looking at Eggy, whose posture hadn't changed a bit, Song Xi's mouth curled up into a dangerous arc, and he quickly picked up Eggy, lifted it up and placed it above the fire, lowered his hands slowly, and Eggy was getting closer and closer to the fire. getting closer.

Before Song Xi could continue down, Dandan, who insisted on pretending to be dead, couldn't hold back anymore, and rolled down from his hands in a hurry, and fell on the grass intact, far away from the fire.

The eggshell, which was originally creamy white, was hot and red this time, and the red lines on the eggshell were shining with gold edges. It jumped up and down at Song Xi, as if very angry.

Are you fine?

Song Xi raised his eyebrows, knelt down and poked his balls.

Eggy was very angry, she rolled away and didn't want to talk to him.

Song Xi couldn't ask for it, so he turned off the fire and turned on his brain. He didn't know if it was because it was close to the cave, but there was no signal.

The news couldn't be sent out, so I had to leave by myself. Fortunately, there was a system. Song Xi rubbed it and asked the direction. After walking a few steps, he found that Eggy, who was so angry just now, would follow behind him again. .

Song Xi was speechless, if you want to follow, just follow, it's just an egg, and you can't beat it.

I don't know how long it took, until the corners of Song Xi's lips were dry, the light brain finally got a weak signal. After watching the message go around and send it out with difficulty, Song Xi still carried it in his heart.

I don't know how Bai Huan's solution is. Since the Zerg can easily sneak into the residential area, it means that there are other Zerg in the military headquarters.

This is no small matter.

Fortunately, it didn't take long for Bai Huan to reply. Song Xi followed what Bai Huan said, sent a location and stayed where he was, asked the system for an apple, and happily ate it.

There was a "click, click" sound in the air, and Eggy rolled to Song Xi's feet curiously, twisting and dangling around.

It is... want to eat?

Song Xi hesitantly broke off a small piece and handed it to Eggy. Eggy fell forward and bumped into the apple. A red light flashed, and the piece of apple disappeared in an instant.

Is it all this fantasy these days?Eggs can still eat!

Song Xi didn't believe in evil, so he handed over all the remaining apples, and the eggs took them all, not even leaving the core of the apples, and rolled around happily after eating, the eggs looked pink.

Song Xi found some fun now, asked the system to ask for a bag of melon seeds, and fed them while nibbling. Eggy was also excited, and rolled around him several times. He probably didn't pay attention, and bumped into a rock.

Song Xi only heard the crisp sound of the eggshell cracking, and quickly picked up the egg to look at it. There was a crack in the egg body, and a piece of the eggshell was already on the verge of falling, and it would not fall off.

Song Xi is frowning, the crack is not serious, it should be all right?

Just as he was thinking about it, there were a few more crisp cracking sounds, and the eggshell shattered into a dense spider web in his hands, motionless.

Song Xi was stunned, it's not right to let it go, and it's not true to not let it go, so he just raised his hands and held it.

He didn't come back to his senses until there was a sound above his head. The aircraft landed next to him, the hatch opened, and a tall man hurried over, with anxiety and tension on his face.

"Are you okay? Did you hurt anything?"

Song Xi just shook his head, suddenly the eggshell in his hand seemed to be pushed down by something, and it fell down piece by piece.

It was only now that Bai Huan noticed the egg, something flashed in his mind, but he couldn't remember what it was for a while.

Song Xi's hands were stiff, and the eggshell fell more and more violently until a big hole was exposed. Before he could breathe a sigh of relief, a small furry head emerged from the eggshell, and he struggled to free the eggshell. On Song Xi's body, he chirped twice: "Mom! Mom!"

This sound was like a bolt from the blue.

A few minutes later, the young man was sitting in the aircraft, with a red-billed and white-feathered bird as big as an adult's head on his head, with a few fiery red feathers scattered on his blond hair.

I don't know how many times I messed up my hair, Song Xi couldn't bear it anymore, and grabbed the messy bird on top of his head.

The cub flapped its wings clumsily: "Chi Chi Chi, Mom!"

Song Xi took a deep breath, and stuffed the fidgeting bird into the arms of the man watching the show, but the bird fell into Bai Huan's hands, squatting obediently like a little chicken.

For a bullying guy, Song Xi rolled his eyes, leaned against the back of the chair and closed his eyes to rest.

Bai Huan smiled and didn't say a word, watching the bird so that he wouldn't mess around.

Song Xi hadn't been quiet for a long time, and the system came up to scold again: "Wow, congratulations on becoming a mother."

Song Xi sneered: "I think you want to go back to the factory to rebuild."

What fish can give birth to a bird?Besides, he is a big man, is it reasonable to be called mother!

The system said: "This bird is also from Yuanxing. Its characteristic is greedy. It thinks that the first thing it sees when it breaks its shell is its mother. Moreover, once this cognition is established, it will not change for life, so you should not be able to get rid of it." Yes, but it’s pretty good, picking up a son for nothing.”

Song Xi: "...hehe."

The system tactfully silenced it, not to provoke him.

On the way back, the bird boy didn't bother Song Xi, and finally arrived at the destination. As soon as he got off the aircraft, the bird boy rushed over again: "Mom, I'm hungry."

Looking at the young bird that couldn't fly and could only run towards him with flopping legs, Song Xi couldn't help but feel a headache.

I don't know if it's illegal to roast this bird now.

Seeing that he was about to pounce on Song Xi's lap, Bai Huan lowered his head and stretched out his hand to grab it, pinching the two pairs of wings of the bird cub and lifting it up: "Don't make trouble, someone will get you something to eat later."

Bird Cub: "Chi Chi!"

Song Xi breathed a sigh of relief, and hurried into the house, as far away as possible.

Because he encountered the Zerg again and again, the two returned to Yuanxing this time, the bird cub was thrown to Miao Lele, Song Xi came out of the shower, there was food next to Bai Huan, and he was playing with a necklace in his hand.

Seeing him, the man put down the necklace: "Okay? Let's eat first."

Song Xi was starving, so he didn't care whether the food was good or not, he had to fill his stomach first.

Looking at his long hair that was still dripping, Bai Huan casually took a towel and gently wiped it for him, and casually mentioned a few words.

The army found out dozens of Zerg, and the Zerg disguised as Song Xi was also taken away for disposal.

Hearing this, Song Xi casually typed with his optical brain: "How did you know it wasn't mine?"

Bai Huan said: "Smell."

Song Xi was puzzled, could there be any smell on him, fishy?

Bai Huan's ears turned slightly red, he coughed lightly, and said, "You have my scent on you."

"Ahem!" Song Xi almost choked in his throat after taking a mouthful of food, and was blushed so hard that he couldn't help kicking the man.

She looks serious, but she doesn't have a straight face when she speaks, shameless!

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