Apocalyptic Tundra Age

Chapter 63 The irritable Cheng Yuming uttered: [Slap with joy]...

When Yu Yu saw that everyone was looking this way, she got more and more energetic, and shouted in a hoarse and penetrating voice unique to elderly women: "It's too dangerous here, maybe when the dog It’s back again! Shishi’s house has walls! His house has a basement and a kang house, let’s all go to his house to avoid the limelight!”

The drying room is not big, and the big guys are all in a pile. Everyone present can hear these words, and after a while, they think of whispering discussions.

"Agreed! The Stone House is indeed much safer!"

"That cheapskate. The landlord, Lao Cai, didn't let us live in the past at that time, but now? Let's make your spring and autumn dream!"

"Really? I want to see what's in his basement!"

Both Xu Zhonglei and Cheng Yuming were furious when they heard it, and it seemed that the villagers were envious of his house for a long time.

"Look, everyone thinks so, Shitou, why don't you hurry up and agree! Yu Yu, I'll go to your house when the time comes, and cook for you! It's guaranteed to be much more delicious than cooking for a big man like you! Besides, What does it look like for two men to live in? Your house is such a big house, so it’s lively if you have a lot of people! You see, it would be great if you agreed to live with our grandparents and grandchildren. Now everyone in the village will go. Your dog will be slaughtered sooner or later. gone."

Yu Yu said it nicely, but her high head, flying look, and fake smiling face made people feel that she is simply proud of herself now.

Cheng Yuming was so angry that he didn't know where the evil fire came from, but the gentleman didn't move his hands, he didn't want to scold the shrew.So Cheng Yuming raised his hand and slapped that smug old woman on the face!

"Snapped!"

Cheng Yuming controlled his strength a little, but Yu Yu was still pushed back several steps by inertia before stopping.

At that moment, all the discussions in the room stopped, and it was so quiet that only the echo of that big slap just now remained.

The smile on Mistress Yu's face froze, and she covered her face with an unbelievable look. She knew that the younger generation had always been smooth sailing, and this was the first time someone beat him, and he was still a stranger!

"You hit my mother-in-law! I'm going to kill you! I'll kill you!" The child who rushed out from the crowd broke the silence.While shouting, Xu Ao threw himself on Cheng Yuming's 1.8-meter physique, and opened his mouth to bite Cheng Yuming's thigh muscle.

Although Cheng Yuming didn't feel any pain, but with a quick pull, the little boy was pushed to the ground by Cheng Yuming.

"You beat my grandson! I beat you to death!"

The two are indeed grandparents, and the declaration of war is exactly the same.

Yu Yu jumped up, pointed her fingernails, and scratched Cheng Yuming's face. While scratching, she pulled Cheng Yuming's hair. Her hands like chicken feet grabbed a handful, and then pulled it out desperately, causing Cheng Yuming a burst of pain. In an instant, several blood marks were scratched by the nails.

Cheng Yuming has always had a cropped haircut, but he couldn't stand it for so many days without a cut, and his hair was still a bit long, so the old woman caught him straight.

There is a huge difference in strength between men and women. Yu Yu had to scream and jump while desperately scratching Cheng Yuming's face. She exhausted her strength and bent her nails to hurt Cheng Yuming.When Cheng Yuming got angry, he moved his hands away, and controlled the crazy Mistress Yu, and even put her two hands behind her back, quickly clamping her.

Xu Ao, who was thrown on the ground, quickly got up, opened his mouth and bit Cheng Yuming's exposed half of his hand, and Cheng Yuming also clamped it under his arm a few seconds later.

After Cheng Yuming finished solving the mad grandparents, he turned his head to look at Xu Zhonglei, and raised his eyebrows: It's solved.

"Stone, you will die. You are a beast. You were hit by a car when you went out. Don't tell your mother! Outsiders dare to beat people, so they just want to live in your house? You still beat people! Beast, your mother should Bury the rest of you in the dung water! Go to hell! I'm going to dig up your mother's grave and dig out her bones to feed the dogs!"

Although both hands and feet have been completely controlled, Yu Yu still has a mouth, and she "chugs" like a machine gun in her mouth. She scolded Xu Zhonglei's grandparents and grandchildren for eighteen generations, and her voice went straight to the roof, which made Xu Zhonglei and Cheng Yuming think It was humming, and it felt like the eardrum was about to burst.

Cheng Yuming turned his head and asked Xu Zhonglei what to do next, Xu Zhonglei sighed.

"Do you have any socks?" Xu Zhonglei asked, "This man's mouth is too smelly and his voice is too loud. It's hard to say anything."

"There are only gloves. I have two in my pocket. I hit them yesterday, but I haven't put them on yet." Cheng Yuming beat the gloves in his pocket for a long time, and was going to let Xu Zhonglei try them. He felt too wronged to just stuff them in his mouth. up.

...That pitiful look made Xu Zhonglei unable to bear to use the gloves.

"What are you doing? What are you doing?" Xu Zhiping finally rushed over, one head almost two big, "The fight over there is over, and this side is starting again! It's fun, right? Xu Sangui is still lying outside. People are planning whoever wins the battle, who will accompany him?"

Seeing the person in charge coming, Madam Yu suddenly felt her back was stiff, and started to speak with snot and tears: "Look! Outsiders beat people, beat our orphans and widows, Xu Zhiping is in charge of this matter." Or don't care about it!" As he spoke, he brought his face closer to let Xu Zhiping look at it.

"Look! Ah! A dog with a wolf's heart is not as good as a beast! We saved him, and that's how he repays it? Huh? Beating old people, beating children, is he still a human being? Save him! I think it's better to raise a dog! "

Xu Zhonglei replied with a grin: "Madam Yu, then go get a dog! Are you not afraid that the dog will eat you and your precious grandson?"

"It's you, I think you ordered the beating! You forgetful white-eyed wolf, your house is so big that even a few villagers don't want to live in it! When the time comes, all of us will be bitten to death by dogs. You did it!"

When Yu Yu said this, everyone in the audience felt tense: "Yu Yu, if you curse at others, you should curse them, don't curse yourself, okay?"

"You can curse yourself, don't say that everyone in our village will be bitten by dogs..." Someone present retorted weakly.

"Stop talking nonsense, Yu Yu!" Xu Zhiping accentuated the last three words as a warning that he was about to get angry.

Seeing that everyone was quiet, Xu Zhiping asked, "Shitou, what do you want to say?"

"There's nothing to say. Since you think it's not safe to live alone or with two people, you all want to live in my house. I have no objection." Xu Zhonglei spread his hands.

Cheng Yuming:? ?This is still his brother?So generous?

Many people present were beaming, especially Xu Tianci, and Cheng Yuming could see him laughing all the way to his heels.

"Don't think too much, I have a safer place, convenient to do things, very warm, you don't have to go up the mountain to cut firewood, that place is Brother Zhiping's big shed, and Brother Zhiping is still missing a few midnights at night Burning fire." Xu Zhonglei deliberately paused,

"My attitude has always been, no one wants to mess with my house. Wife Yu, you incited everyone to mess with my house, and even my dog. If you slap you, it's because you're over 60 years old. Come on. Besides, I think, my Xiao Cheng has very light hands, and Yu Mi's injury may not be as serious as Xiao Cheng's."

"I have delivered food to the village and saved people. During the earthquake, the rice you ate was mine, and the charcoal you burned was mine. I think I contributed more than most people in our village. I If you don’t owe you, you have the wrong and the debt, and whoever did the crime you go to whoever!” Xu Zhonglei stared at Yu Yu, who was just about to speak out when she turned around and was startled by the staring Cheng Yuming.

Cheng Yuming's face is now covered with bloodstains, his hair is messed up, his face is red with anger, and he is 1.8 meters tall, staring at her all the time.Yu Yu felt that this person was not a soft persimmon to pinch, so she shut up resentfully.

After Xu Zhonglei finished speaking, he asked Cheng Yuming to let him go. The child and Mistress Yu fell directly to the ground and got up in a state of embarrassment. Probably because Cheng Yuming was too scary, they stopped arguing.

"Okay, okay." Xu Zhiping acted as a peacemaker, "It's wrong for Xiao Cheng to hit someone. You can't beat someone at any time. Is there anything you can't talk about? This matter, I have to say, is Xiao Cheng Cheng’s question. But Yu Yu, you’re not right. You’re over 60 years old. What does it look like to arrest and beat people? Does the stone house have anything to do with you? Why are you forcing him? If you’re really worried, I think Shitou is right, why don’t you all live in my big shed, it happens that a large piece of land over the seedling shed is empty, and it’s no problem to live with ten people.”

Xu Zhiping thought of something, raised his horn and yelled: "Who? Who is afraid of dogs? You can live in my big shed! There is fire and light! It's just a little smelly and damp! There's Dai Sheng early in the seedling shed. Just sleep there, anyone who is afraid, go sleep there!"

As the saying goes: A golden nest and a silver nest are not as good as your own doghouse.Mistress Yu wanted to live in Xu Zhonglei's house because she wanted to turn the house into her own kennel, so that grandparents and grandchildren could live comfortably in it.If you really want to live in a big shed, the dung smells like hell, and the humidity makes you have a headache, you might as well just live with others in the village.

If they really wanted to let them live there, Mistress Yu stopped talking and held Xu Ao in silence.

Xu Zhiping's suggestion was ignored, and the room gradually became silent. Xu Zhiping raised a loudspeaker and shouted:

"We are all here, not for quarreling! First thing: We have to bury Uncle Sangui quickly, and the snow is falling outside again! Second thing: We have to find a way to solve the problem on the graveyard." dog!"

"If you say solve it, you can solve it? There are more than 50 dogs? Are they still eating people?" someone questioned.

Holding the horn, Xu Zhiping shouted again: "Although there may be more than 50 dogs on the graveyard, several of us saw them last night, and there were only more than 20 that came out! Counting, the man-eating dogs we are going to beat are only More than 20!"

"You can fight as soon as you say? When you see people coming, don't those dogs run away?"

Xu Zhonglei was amazed where did this trickster come from, why did Xu Zhiping want to cheat every time he said it?Then I saw that Xu Dali on the right shut his mouth and quietly entered the center of the crowd.

Got it, it's not a gangster, it's a flattery, a gang.

"There are more than 20 dogs, and they stay in that cemetery, so it's easy to handle! There are so many people in our village, everyone has hoes and iron forks, and our cemetery is not big, just a small hill! At that time, let's form a group, surround them, and kill those beasts!"

The few cheerleaders in the crowd were very dedicated, and the whole room was full of enthusiasm. After adding some details, the details of this operation called "Operation War Dog" have been finalized. Everyone is enthusiastic, and they are waiting for a big ticket tomorrow. , Eat dog meat to nourish the body.

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