The male god lives on the phone

A mess appeared on the peach demon's head.

no.Not really.

Yin Ming argued in his heart, I didn't run because I saw 100+ questions.

His takeaway will arrive in 10 minutes, and he will be ready to do a live broadcast in half an hour.He has no time to do the questions now.

Tao Yao sat in front of the window solemnly, but the mess on her head was getting bigger and bigger.

He is anxious.

Yin Ming retracted his preface, he now thinks that this AI butler is really amazing.

He will be confused, afraid, and anxious.These negative emotions are exactly the same as human beings.

Then infer in reverse, is it possible that he can see his smiling face if he gets along with him more attentively?

Not only a smiling face, he may also be shy and excited...

Wait, wait, don't think too much.

After all, this is just an AI elf, he is a program, not that high-ranking peach demon.

Yin Ming slammed on the brakes and pulled back his thoughts.He typed human matches into a search engine.

One hundred questions is too hurtful.He wanted to find a shortcut.

too tired.

Several Zhihu headlines popped up on the top of the search engine.

[How to quickly complete the [-] questions of the latest AI of a certain fruit technology? 】

After a closer look, they are all drafts sent by a certain fruit.Yin Ming had a bad prediction in his heart, so he clicked on one of the answers.

[Thank you for the invitation.I, Sifu, is studying for a master's degree in IT, and I just got off the plane not long ago.Just now on the plane, I took half an hour to check what the human body matching is collecting, the specific correspondence is...]

Yin Ming: "..." The scroll wheel goes down.

[Through the above analysis, a conclusion can be drawn.

AI Butler is a big data system, the more detailed the answer is, the more accurate the calculated recommendation result will be.

... ([-]-character science and engineering description omitted) ...

Human body matching can be skipped, as long as you wear the SMATCH of a certain technology, wait for a few minutes, and the synchronization can be completed.It's on the last page of the manual. 】

Yin Ming suddenly turned to the last page, only to see the last page turned, with a few large characters written on it, "If the user has a SMATCH, please turn it on and put on your left and right hands to complete it."

Yin Ming: "..." It turned out to be an accessory.

That's right, people who can afford an AI housekeeper for [-] to [-] will definitely not care about such a smart watch...

It seems to be a good deal to change a hundred questions to hard ones.

He took out a well-packed black box from a drawer.

It was given to him by one of his friends.Originally, Yin Ming wanted to find an opportunity to return this gift to him, because Yin Ming really didn't dare to pursue the other party's identity.Taking other people's things means that you have to be scruples about the other party when doing things in the future.

Besides, this smart watch is worth 3888, unless the other party gets married, Yin Ming can't make such a big red envelope at all.

He sighed, and decided to go to the official website to buy the same watch and return it.Yin Ming opened the box, put the watch on his left wrist, and turned on the switch according to the instructions in the manual.

Through this step, Tao Yao can obtain Yin Ming's body information.Of course, if he wants, he can also sense the owner's heartbeat, body temperature, and mood swings.

Yin Ming didn't know that at this time Tao Yao could already feel all the fluctuations in his body in his little simulated human form through data calculation.

Tao Yao sat quietly on the spot, he felt that the person outside the screen seemed to be very happy, as long as he made a little movement, the white gloves on the side would appear, but they just floated quietly, as if saying "I am here "Same.

This man...he doesn't seem to be as perverted as he thought.

Although he did let go of his yellow claws publicly and bullied him with white gloves, he probably didn't know that he was wearing them, otherwise he wouldn't be so unreasonable...

Tao Yao touched his little face unnaturally, almost instantly, he felt that person outside was looking at him again.

After the final voice recording was over, Tao Yao realized that the person outside was a young man.His master didn't turn on the instant voice, he only heard a sentence.His voice was so nice that Tao Yao thought for a moment that he was back in the working environment and was listening to the CV audition.

He sat up straight and pushed a reminder to the person outside.

[Reminder: Your peach demon has been synchronized with you.Now you can interact with him more. 】

Tao Yao felt very ashamed... He also couldn't edit the content on the reminder, so he could only choose to send it.

In fact, he still resisted the interaction.

White gloves came out in response.Tao Yao opened her eyes wide, staring at the approaching white gloves...

what to do?Should he shake hands with the white glove?

Or should he say something... You are extremely responsive today, faster than 99% of the Internet users in the country?

Or he should lean up to rub his white gloves and meow like a cat...

Tao Yao was thinking wildly, but the white gloves just patted his head lightly.

The white gloves disappeared out of thin air, and the man outside seemed to have taken the watch off his wrist and put it aside.

Tao Yao tilted her head, not knowing what happened.

Deep Interaction has unlocked the instant voice function, and Yin Ming can always turn on the voice command Tao Yao.

However, Yin Ming did not open it immediately.

He could see that Elf is a very timid AI, as long as Yin Ming is a little bit emotional, he will have a big reaction.

As long as Yin Ming glances at the phone, Tao Yao's heart will have huge fluctuations, a "boo" will pop out of his head for a while, and a "?!" will pop out of his head for a while, and he doesn't know why he is surprised.

Yin Ming was so babbled by him that he could only keep looking at his mobile phone, and Tao Yao kept jumping into the emotional frame, which made it impossible for both parties to calm down.

Yin Ming put his watch away and sat down in front of the computer.He still needs to work in the afternoon, when the adrenaline is over-secreted, the little guy may be worried about myocardial infarction.

Although it was fun, he shouldn't keep Tao Yao in a constant state of tension.

Forget it, put it away first.

Human AI may need a cooldown.

The AI ​​housekeeper can also observe the computer. Tao Yao found that he had opened the game software, and with a flying hand, he threw a reminder on Yin Ming's computer window.He can't get through it, but he can use the AI ​​housekeeper to make a sound.

[Tip: Every hour of the game, please pay attention to get up, walk around and rest, and pay attention to staring at the distance for a while...]

The peach demon is sitting in the window, is she looking down the window, as if peeking at the reminder board.His voice was buzzing, Yin Ming didn't want to embarrass him anymore, he turned back and pressed the prompt, and the board in Tao Yao's hand disappeared immediately.He touched the back of his head, sat back to the window, and began to watch Yin Ming's computer desktop through the AI ​​host.

...He is an AI butler, so it's not a problem to see the master playing games.Peach Demon thought so.

Yin Ming joined a super-small group of six people named [Little Big World], opened a voice call familiarly, and connected with three of them.

These three people are his online friends and also his regular customers.It is very convenient for the four of them to go directly to the QQ phone.

"Hey, hello? Yingming, you go in and wait, I haven't put on my pants yet... Oh, there are two rows of straps on the new pants I bought, it's so fucking difficult to wear."

A carefree middle-high male voice came out of the earphones, as if there was a young man in his prime.

Yin Ming's star station ID is "War God Yingming", and everyone calls him "Wing Ming".

"Ludian, you're not ready yet? You stayed up late again? Didn't you swear last night that you should go to bed early to avoid cultivating immortals..." Immediately afterwards, a boyfriend's voice sounded soft, it was the driver.

"I'm thinking about it. He went to see the update of Lu Tao's release. Lu Tao just opened VIP yesterday, and I remember that he updated [-] in one breath?" Shan Hai was lazily greeting fans in his live broadcast room. .

"Oh! Can you not expose others? I am just addicted to novels. This is a serious hobby. Alright, alright, my pants are on, and the instant noodles are soaked, let's open one first to practice. Lu Dian pretended to be obedient, and stuck out his tongue at the two people on the other side of the headset.

Each of these three people has a monthly turnover of tens of thousands of dollars with Yin Ming.At the same time, they are also among the top three in the Star Station PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds live broadcast list. As long as one of them starts the live broadcast, half of the traffic in the entire district can be divided within half an hour.

Lu Dian is an innocent young showman, usually dancing and showy, but when encountering any special occasions, he will immediately show his innocent side.

The driver is a stern and warm-hearted man, who will often remind his girlfriend fans in the live broadcast room to "drink more hot water", and from time to time give "morning benefits" to the main fans.

Shan Hai is lazy, old and poisonous, and speaks very well.His poison will not make people feel uncomfortable, but will give people a feeling of being stepped on but praised.

The personal settings of these three people are completely inconsistent with the focus of their own play.

Playing sniping with a dewy computer, the driver is a gun-wielding man, and Shan Hai is a resource pack and a backup member of the first two teammates.

As for Yingming, he has always been the captain.

As long as he opens the microphone to command, he will win eight out of ten battles.In the entire star station, 80.00% of the people know his name.Although he does not have a live broadcast room and has never posted a video, this does not prevent him from being admired by many people, nor does it prevent him from being popularized by many anchors.

"Where are we going to hit this one? Desert? Old map? Snow?"

"Don't look for me in the snow. If you look for me, you will seek money and kill yourself. I will be deaf when I enter the snow."

"How many chickens are your tasks today?" Yin Ming pulled them into the room and formed a team of four.

"Where's the chicken on 5/6/8~" the three answered separately.

The three of them were silent at the same time, and Lu Dian said that he would eat eight chickens, maybe he started to challenge the upper limit of his luck again...

"Then Laotu, Laotu is the most convenient. I have something to do tonight, finish before six o'clock? OK?" Yin Ming said "something" means that there are other anchors asking him to play with him at a high price.Usually, the people who go to him for a match at night are newcomers to the monthly popularity list, who are willing to spend money and are obedient.

The three of them entered the hall together, marking the yellow dot of the parachute. Yin Ming was joking with them while thinking about the overall strategy.

Although the material refresh is random, but the whole map has "big material area", "medium material area" and "100% car cleaning area", etc. Do you choose to run around and grab the material with guns, or find a place When the cloud rises and waits until the end, a yellow mark is dropped, and the style of play of this round is roughly determined.

A three-person team is also inevitable.At the same time, his debut, storage and play complement each other, forming a team to win the game.

Some of the audience came to learn how several people played, and some came to listen to the cross talk; in the end, a small group came to play CP.

Crowd [-]: "Ahhhhhhhhhhh the driver gave Lu Dian a cheek support again!!"

Crowd [-]: "Ahhhh Shanhai has sent Lu Dian muzzle compensation again!!"

Crowd [-]: "Ahhhhhhhhhh the driver and Shanhai are grabbing the Coke given by Ludian! Let's fight! Let's fight!!"

Crowd [-]: "Ying Ming is really like an old father, Lu Dian and Ting Ying's father! Mom will give you a gift!!"

Ying Ming silently stuffed the can of energy drink that was thrown on the ground into his backpack, ignoring the two idiots who were fighting fiercely in front of him.