wife is slime

130.

He saw it.

Do ordinary people look like that?Short cherry pink hair, white eyebrows and eyelashes, and a pair of light golden pupils.

It was winter at this time, and my friend finally saw the "wife" in Yan Zhang's mouth.Although at first both parties understood that this was just an excuse for Yan Zhang not wanting to go out, but the taste of this sentence changed unconsciously.

Since when did he notice this, my friend thought about it, it should be when Yan Zhang could tell the specific reason.

- are you going out?

- No, stay at home and watch TV with my wife.

Then he occasionally went on a date and brought home some pastries that he didn't touch at all, and his friend asked him: "Bring it for your wife?"

Yan Zhang nodded.

To be honest, that calmness makes people feel a little scary.

Yan Zhang made a girlfriend.

This is the only conclusion a friend can draw.

131.

There was plenty of heat in the room, and the floor was warm. Yan Xue stepped on the floor wearing white socks, watching TV intently.

It is very used to this form, and it will either nest in Yan Zhang’s arms or on the sofa throughout the winter. Since it found out that it can eat human food in this form, it is even more unwilling to change back. Cakes, puddings and strawberries are all is its favorite.

Yan Zhang teased it because of this: "Xiaoxue prefers to eat things similar to herself?"

The little monster stopped talking when he heard the words, and slowly transformed from a human form into a soft slime, paralyzed between the table and the chair.

I don't understand.

Slimes can't understand human speech.

It played dumb until Yan Zhang finally looked away from it, and then changed back to eat the pudding on the table with peace of mind.

132.

Yan Zhang's friend smelled suspicious.

Yan Xue sneaked a glance at her friend while she was not paying attention. Although she had watched many TV series and understood many things, she still couldn't tell the difference between beauty and ugliness in human beings.In its eyes, Yan Zhang is good-looking, and so is itself. The person in front of him is not as beautiful as himself, nor is he as handsome as Yan Zhang (it learned this word after reading some messy novels after learning Chinese characters), in summary, This person - ugly.

The little monster decided to take a look and not take the initiative to talk to this ugly man.

Friends happen to think the same way.

The person in front of him was beautiful, indeed very beautiful... but there was no doubt that he was a man.

The friend turned his gaze to Yan Zhang who was sitting next to Yan Xue - this guy actually likes men?

Yan Zhang tugged at the corner of his mouth, and smiled so nonchalantly that it made people want to shudder.

133.

Strictly speaking, the little monster has no gender. The only person it sees is Yan Zhang, and he is the only one it can refer to. The changes in its shape are more or less affected.

The little monster is a slime, light pink, it will become a little sticky in summer, soft and puddle, in winter it is a healthy snow powder mud, there will be a rustling sound when squeezed.

Yan Zhang also likes its original form very much. It may be a bit weird to say that. Ordinary people will be 100% scared when they hear it, but the little monster is very happy. He said with great agreement: "I also think I look the best!"

After Yan Zhang heard it, he would remind it immediately: "Then don't secretly put fillers in. If you think it looks ugly, you have to take it out. It hurts to take it out, and you have to cry when it hurts."

The little monster tried to save himself, "Then I can cry secretly without you seeing it."

Yan Zhang kneaded Fen Tuanzi's body: "No."

Fen Dudu said vaguely: "That's good."

I like Yan Zhang the most!

134.

"You..." The friend still couldn't help but speak first.

Yan Zhang raised his eyebrows slightly, not intending to answer his words.

"Hmm...how do you call it?" The friend gestured to Yan Xue next to him with his eyes.

Only then did Yan Zhang speak: "Yan Xue, the guest is talking to you, say hello."

Sooner or later, we have to meet each other, the little monster will live with him for a long time, even if we don't want to, we have to meet this side again, which will save us a lot of trouble later on.

"Hello, my name is Yan Xue." The little monster turned its head, and my friend looked at its eyes, which were light golden in color, were they mixed blood or foreigners...it didn't look like it, neither of them.

My friend was inexplicably sweating profusely.

135.

"Hello." The friend reported his family name, and then he was speechless.

The only sound in the living room is the TV.

"I'm going to cut the fruit." Yan Zhang was finally willing to save the scene, and asked his friend out loud, "Would you like to have a look?"

The friend nodded quickly.

"Then I too..." Yan Xue immediately put her other foot on the floor after hearing that.

Yan Zhang had already stood up, and put his hand on its forehead when he heard the words, "You can't do it, just sit here obediently."

"The strawberries..."

"Wash for you."

Only then did the little monster retract both feet back on the sofa in satisfaction, looking very well-behaved, "Then I'll wait for you, come back quickly."

The friend complained silently in his heart: It's going to the kitchen, not a long trip, it's just a few steps, so what's the matter?

Yan Zhang turned his head, with that penetrating look again, my friend didn't even dare to think about it now.

136.

"Are...are you serious?"

The sound of rushing water well covered up the voice of the conversation, the friend asked.

Yan Zhang washed some strawberries in the basin, and picked off the green tip of each one, "Am I joking?"

The friend had nothing to say, and looked at Yan Zhang from the beginning to the end, "I didn't see it."

Yan Zhang squinted at him, "What do you want to eat? You can wash it yourself."

friend:"?"

The friend was speechless for a moment, knowing that this sentence offended Yan Zhang, "I said earlier that you don't like women, and I don't have to compete with you."

"It was you who competed with me unilaterally." As soon as Yan Zhang finished speaking, the next sentence greeted him with something he really didn't want to hear.

"But where did you find someone? It looks a little special."

After my friend finished speaking, he regretted it, and there was only the sound of running water in the kitchen.

137.

Sitting back in the living room again, my friend is sure that the sweet aroma around me is not my illusion. Although it is fruity, it is not from the fruit. It seems to be floating in the air, sometimes I can smell it, sometimes I can’t.

"The smell of your house is still there." He said casually.

Ok, another thunderstorm.

Yan Zhang looked at him, "It won't be gone."

138.

None of the questions asked by the friend were answered, and he would never have an answer after he knew it.

In fact, as early as in college, he discovered Yan Zhang's weirdness, and people around him also said that he felt uncomfortable after getting along with Yan Zhang for a long time.

My friend also felt this way occasionally, but now this uneasiness has doubled, evolving into something more terrifying, just like the atmosphere in this house, full of abruptness.

Or is it just him who stands out?

After staying for less than two hours, my friend couldn't sit still and made excuses to go back.Yan Zhang got up, and Yan Xue also got up with him.

The friend's eyes fell on Yan Xue uncontrollably.

He had dated a girl before, and he liked anime and other things very much. Yan Xue was similar to those moving cartoon characters, exquisite, beautiful, not like a real person... Thinking of this, he has already walked out of the door, waiting for the elevator, Two people can be observed very well.

Yan Xue just followed Yan Zhang to see off the guests. From the beginning of the meeting, she only said a word when she introduced herself, and Yan Zhang did the rest of the time.

Yan Zhang said that it was afraid of life and easily shy, but the friend looked at it and felt that it didn't care about him at all, and he didn't care what he said, and only turned his attention when Yan Zhang spoke.

Unexpectedly, he spoke to the little monster hiding behind: "You don't talk much, I don't see you talking."

139.

The atmosphere was a bit delicate, but my friend felt the surrounding space twisted in circles while standing in place, and his head became even more dizzy.

Until Yan Xue blinked and replied: "I'm waiting for you to tell."

You didn't take the initiative to talk to me, why should I take the initiative to talk to you - the thinking of the little monster is so simple.

The friend shook his head, everything around him was normal, the dizziness seemed to be an illusion, he was inexplicably relieved.

Yan Zhang reminded: "The elevator is here."

"Ah, ah, yes, I should go back..." The friend finally took a look at Yan Xue behind Yan Zhang, and stepped on the elevator.

He didn't ask Yan Xue's surname, maybe it was just a coincidence, the two had the same surname and happened to be in love.

Coincidence - what a wise statement.

Smart people know how to deal with such incidents. When he saw Yan Zhang's "wife", he knew that there was such a person, and that was enough, and nothing else was important.

The friend decides to forget about those weird doubts when he gets off the elevator.

140.

Friends are gone.

Yan Xue failed to remember his name, it didn't matter at all, she didn't know what manners are, Yan Zhang didn't make her have to speak, she was tacitly allowed to be a little dumb.

"There's still half of the strawberries left." Yan Xue reminded.

Yan Zhang said: "I ate too much today, I can't eat."

The little monster licked the corner of his mouth and smacked his mouth, the mouth still smelled of strawberries.

Yan Zhang pinched its cheeks, "Don't steal it."

The little monster nodded his head, and then said unwillingly: "Steal one."

Yan Zhang looked at it, it never knew what danger was, and looked at Yan Zhang frankly.

In the end, Yan Zhang was defeated and kissed its lips lightly, "I can only eat one."

Little Monster: "Okay!"

win.

141.

"He looks very afraid of me." Yan Xue held a strawberry and bit it into bites.

"Huh?" Yan Zhang stroked its hair, knowingly asked.

"Why are you afraid of me?" The little monster asked worriedly, "Am I not good-looking?"

Yan Zhang was very surprised: "Of course not, why do you always think so?"

The little monster still can't figure out what the aesthetics of human beings are like. Compared with the appearance of human beings, it has more confidence in its own slime form, and the sound and color are great!It's impossible for someone not to like it!

142.

The little monster carefully ate the last bit of strawberry, licked off the reddish juice from his fingertips, and welcomed a lingering kiss.

——Yan Zhang ate its strawberries.

It first thought of this, and secondly, let Yan Zhang have a taste, and put the tip of its tongue forward very simply.

They have been in close contact many times, from inside to outside, it likes it very much, and often asks Yan Zhang to play with it.

It is very comfortable, and as Yan Zhang's partner, he also considerately asked Yan Zhang if he was comfortable. Every time Yan Zhang stopped his movements and kissed its forehead hair, "Well, I am very comfortable."

"Don't stop even if you're comfortable."

That's what the little monster asked for.

It urged while shedding tears.