[HP] Dark Godfather

After being bounced back to the HP interface, Snape and Black woke up almost at the same time. Snape's memory still remained at the moment when Black activated the Dark Mark, and although Black, who was immobilized by the potion, could no longer come out of his soul However, he used the little devil summoning technique, commanded the house nightmare with a strong will to isolate himself from Snape, and then tried to find a way to release the control of the potion, but the potion taught was too overbearing, and there was no result for a long time .

Snape, who was still staying in the basement, looked around coldly, searching for Black's figure, and the trembling nightmare quickly retracted its tentacles for fear of being involved. The professor recognized this magical creature that was on the verge of extinction in the middle ages, "Well , Not bad, I haven’t tried using house nightmares as potion ingredients yet!” The professor seemingly inadvertently muttered to himself, making the monster want to escape back to Castle Black.

"If you can't find that stupid dog, I'll use you as an experiment!" Snape raised the birth potion in his hand, wanting to splash it.

The timid house nightmare quickly betrayed his master, and the packed Blake was quickly sent to the professor.

Snape narrowed his eyes. "How does it feel to be betrayed by your own pet? Stupid dog?"

Black glared at Snape, muttering something so quietly Snape couldn't hear him.

Snape frowned, "Speak up, stupid dog, where is your courage to activate the Dark Mark just now?" He thought for a while, and moved closer to Black, wanting to see what other tricks he had, but the wand was still there. Don't forget to point to Black's head.

"I'm accepting Lily Potter's letter to you, the last one, Snotluck, if you don't let me go, you'll never know what she said to you in the end..." Black looked at Snape viciously .

Snape was stunned, and an indescribable anger immediately filled his chest, the resolute back of Lily leaving when he was a student, the painful howl after learning of Lily's death, all the memories flooded out, just because of that sentence "Letters from Lily Potter".

"You... how could you..." Snape was trembling with anger, his hand holding the potion was trembling, he wished he could kill the man in front of him immediately, God knows how much he regretted that the last impression he gave Lily was "mud" Now that Lily probably forgave him, or said something else to him, all of this was despicably concealed by the person in front of him.

Snape squatted down, roughly grabbed Black's hair, forced him to open his mouth, and poured the fertility potion in his hand into Black's mouth, causing Black to roll his eyes.

"What kind of medicine is he feeding me? It won't be a guy with bald hair or a stupid dog on his face, right?" Black thought depressingly, but only by provoking Snape the most, can Black take the opportunity to find out what happened to Snape Flaws, it is difficult for a professor who calms down, and Black naturally knows what topic will most make this snake king lose his cool.

It's a pity that the dark godfather's knowledge of potions was just a good tool for pranks. He didn't expect that the potion Snape gave him was already an epoch-making product.

Black pretended to be more exaggerated, "Ahem, what did you give me to drink, it's really bad, snot, you treat me like this, you will never want to know what Lily wants to say to you in the end, huh, tell you, Even Veritaserum, it doesn't work for me, you know, I've always been determined..."

Snape stood up and looked at Black with a sneer, "You will know what the potion is, Black, it doesn't matter if you have that letter or not, I want to see your unlucky expression the most!"

Seeing Snape's icy expression, Black couldn't help shivering, "Oops, it's not too aggressive, this guy is serious, don't be poison, his intestines will be rotten, and he will die without a whole body ..." The more Black thought about it, the more frightened he became, and for a while he didn't dare to provoke Snape any more, his expression changed back and forth, and Snape was greatly relieved.

Snape thought for a while, now he had to quickly find someone to put the stupid dog on, and then wait and see the aftereffect of the potion.

He swung his wand and used the Levitating Charm to levitate Black, and was about to take Black with him to leave No. 12 Grimmauld Place through the fireplace, but he couldn't find the exit from the basement no matter how much he wandered around. Snape raised his eyebrows and said two times "Shenfeng Wuying" hit the wall of the basement, "Zhaiyan, open the door for me, otherwise..."

But the monster didn't respond at all.

"Hehe, snot, the nightmare of the house is just an attachment of No. 12 Grimmauld Place. I am the owner of the old house. Without my order, the old house will not let you out. If you don't let me go, just wait Let it rot here!"

Black's triumphant voice made Snape even more furious. He waved his wand, causing Black to fall heavily to the ground, and then pointed at Black with unfriendly eyes, "What if you die? Black, or you will have your arms and legs broken. , how about the Cruciatus Curse? You asked for it, stupid dog, I told you not to mess with me, now I'm very angry, don't think I dare not kill you, if I kill you now, I'm afraid I can get a lot of rewards from the Dark Lord ..."

But Black smiled and said, "Okay, you can do it. Anyway, I am the last heir of the Black family. After I die, the old house will be sealed forever. You can bury me here. Of course, if you You can't kill me now, but if you have the ability to cut off my limbs or something..." Black's eyes became sharp, "Every time you hurt me, I will get back double the money from the person you care about. The price, you know what I can do, Snape, you have to think about it, there are not many people close to you, one death is less..."

The professor had never experienced such a despicable threat, and Snape felt that he had never hated someone so much. He couldn't help but grabbed Black by the collar and roared, "You... this...", poor Professor, he was so angry that he couldn't even think of cursing. He just grabbed Black's collar tremblingly and glared at Black, who looked at him with satisfaction.

"Say it, snot, what do you want to say, I'm mean, I'm evil, you can scold me, but you can't do anything to me, don't you..." Black squinted at Snape, "That's the difference between you and me , I have nothing to worry about, but you have too many scruples."

Snape glared at Black for a long time, and suddenly seemed to have figured something out, he gradually showed a vicious smile, "Do you want to know what potion I poured into you? Stupid dog..." Snape gradually moved closer with a face of indifference Blake, "You made me, stupid dog, you asked for it...."

The professor's voice was almost a whisper, and he waved his wand, and a split shattered Black's clothes.

Black's eyes widened, as if he still didn't understand what Snape was going to do.

Snape took off his clothes slowly, and said as he undressed, "Don't you claim to like children? Black, do you want to know what it's like for a wizard to have a child?"

Finally, Black's face changed drastically, "You, who are you saying is pregnant?" Black looked Snape up and down, and finally settled on Snape's abdomen, with a strange expression on his face.

Snape realized that Black had misunderstood something, and he suddenly felt that Black's expression was funny, he walked slowly into Black, slowly lowered his body, and put one hand on Black's head, "It's not me, stupid dog, I want to You are the one who is pregnant, I want to know what kind of expression you will have after being pregnant by me after taking the birth potion..."

Black's pupils contracted violently, and he suddenly realized that Snape was serious, and the snot-nosed man was really mad at himself, "Hey, you're crazy, Snape, men can't get pregnant without potions Can achieve this effect..." Even though he said this, Black's tone was obviously lacking in confidence.

"Whether it works or not, you'll know if you try it!" Snape suddenly roared, turning Black over, and he was on top of him...

"Ah, bastard, what are you doing?" Blake in the basement screamed like a pig.

In this way, the Dark Godfather was killed by Snape, and then he gave birth to a child, and then it was the finale...

[%... oo...haha, I was fooled, how could it be possible! 】

In the basement of 12 Grimmauld Place, after about a quarter of an hour of banging, boisterous struggling and cursing, both Snape and Black were out of breath.

Of course they were tired, Black was struggling like crazy, even Snape's domineering potion couldn't restrain the godfather's excitement, and although Snape was so angry that he wanted to fall in love with Black, he couldn't enter the actual combat stage anyway, The two naked guys fought hand-to-hand for a long time, and finally collapsed to the ground from exhaustion.

"Damn it! You can't be honest..." Snape gasped.

"Next time I will fuck you, please be more honest!" Blake, who was still in shock, rolled his eyes vigorously and said angrily.

"Hmph, I thought you didn't care about anything, so there are things that scare you!" Snape said with a sneer.

"Hey, I know you love Lily, you won't come for real, I said Snape, you can't stand a joke like that, well, I can give you Lily's letter, please don't If you do such a disgusting thing again, I don’t need to make such a joke if you want to get revenge, what kind of fertility potion, thank you for thinking of it?” Black sighed with concern.

Snape was silent. Can he say that the Fertility Potion was Voldemort's idea?Could he say he'd almost forgotten about Lily's letter?Can he say that he really planned to deal with Black on the spot just now?

Snape couldn't say it, because he didn't know why, Black could always provoke every bottom line nerve in him, make him lose his cool, make him make mistakes, and make him not as determined as he imagined, Snape had something in his heart This kind of fear, God knows that just now, he actually felt an inexplicable sense of excitement.

"Could it be that after staying with this stupid dog for a long time, I have become a pervert? No, no, I'm just confused...Damn stupid dog, almost made me make a disgusting mistake!"

Snape calmed down secretly, closed his eyes and tried to regain his composure, but some people didn't know what to do.

"Don't move, snot-nosed!" At some point, Black touched a wand, sneaked close to Snape, and pressed it against Snape's head, "Hand over the antidote, the antidote for the thing you just fed me , Do you hear me!" Although Black didn't believe there was any fertility potion, it was always right to drink the antidote safely.

Black defeated Snape's body-confining potion with a strong will. Although his hands and feet were still a little stiff, it was enough for Snape to be held hostage temporarily.

Snape's eyelids twitched. The calm homework he had just done was all in vain. His anger burned again, and the inexplicable excitement in his heart reached its peak. He opened his eyes suddenly, and was about to use the silent spell to bounce Black away, when he suddenly saw Blake, who was eager to find the antidote, was holding him with his wand, and at the same time, he was rummaging through the potion bottles that Snape had put aside. Snape saw that Black was recklessly breaking open a tightly stuffed bottle with one hand The crystal bottle stopper of the potion couldn't help but change his face, "Stupid dog, stop it, that's highly poisonous... Huh?"

Before the words were finished, the cork of the bottle had been knocked open, and a puff of pink mist came out.

The crystal bottle contained a strange potion. In the year of the heir to Slytherin incident, Snape extracted a little bit of potion residue from Gilderoy Lockhart who had become an idiot. Research, and finally restored the murderer of the potion that hurt Lockhart. This overbearing potion can burn portraits and turn people into idiots. Snape regards it as a suicide weapon second only to "Elf Curse" Carry it with you in case you have to burn it all together.

Snape didn't know that this potion was originally a love potion prepared by Black in the Slytherin chamber. This thing happened.

But now, when Black uncorked the bottle in front of Snape, the volatile potion worked again, but instead of being highly toxic, it instantly turned the basement into a strange musk and pink mist. fantasy space.

Although Black and Snape held their breath the moment they realized that the potion had volatilized, they didn't expect that the volatilized mist directly penetrated their skins. Their breathing became more and more rapid, and their faces became more and more flushed. The eyes are getting more and more wrong... Not long after, the two suddenly roared at the same time and rushed towards each other, entangled like wild animals, the musky smell became stronger, and two people could be faintly seen in the fuzzy pink space. Naked figures rolling around.

...Finally, potion is invincible! ...

In other words, in the Slytherin Chamber of Secrets, when the careless Blake prepared the potion, he swallowed it very much. He did not thoroughly study Salazar Slytherin's handwriting and some diaries. The diary records the following:

"...I don't know, maybe we all misunderstood this close relationship, maybe we can get closer...I decided to make a love potion, this love potion can test whether Godric is cheating on me, and can also test Am I kidding myself, this potion only works under certain conditions, when a Gryffindor and a Slytherin are truly soul mates, it brings us closer, otherwise, let's be together Destroy..."

To sum up, the facts tell us that when doing chemical experiments, please read the instructions carefully.