[HP] Dark Godfather

"Damn... the plan has been disrupted!"

In the smoky room, Sirius Black walked around the office irritably with his bubble head on his head, not forgetting to add a few spells to the tap dancing sofa during the process.

"How could this be?" Black stopped, and tapped his palms with his wand, "Harry should have the most chance to say my name recently, could it be..." Black lines were suddenly drawn on the forehead of Black, "I'm self-defeating , stimulate this boy too much!"

After Black thought of the ball, the frequency of Harry Potter's Draco's bickering skyrocketed, and during several conversations with Harry, the kid cursed Draco Malfoy from time to time.

Black patted himself on the head hard, "Damn it, so Harry has been talking about little Malfoy more than old Black for a week, so the Goblet of Fire chose little Malfoy as Harry's baby?"

Blake rubbed his forehead and walked back and forth, but he was calculating quickly in his mind.

Just when Black's eyes were getting brighter and a new conspiracy was about to take shape, the ground suddenly rolled up like quicksand, sucking the stunned Sirius down.

"Plop!" Sirius fell hard among a mess of cauldrons, tables and potion materials, and he saw a pair of black eyes looking at him in the same astonishment.

"Snotling, what did you do?" Sirius jumped up and shouted angrily.

"Stupid dog, I should have asked you that, what have you done?" Snape raised his eyebrows.

Then the two of them froze suddenly, because the room was being squeezed in, and the two wizards didn't even have time to react, they were squeezed by the slowly approaching walls, ceiling, tables, chairs, mattresses, etc. Like the belly of a giant squid.

Congratulations to the two outstanding professors, thanks to their unremitting efforts, Hogwarts Castle finally suffered from indigestion, and now it has protested against the perpetrators.

The rooms of Sirius and Snape were completely opened up, and all kinds of prank props, potion experiments, innocent household items and their owners were packed.

"Why do I have a bad premonition?" Sirius blinked.

"..." Snape's face was darkened, speechless.

There was a loud "cracking" sound in the Hogwarts castle, and a black hole in the shape of a swirl appeared under a tower of the castle.

"Ah bah~~" A huge package was spat out from the black hole, and then Hogwarts Castle let out a long hiccup comfortably, and all the teachers and students in the school seemed to feel the joy of the castle.

On the open grass outside Hogwarts Castle, the protective layer wrapped around it was blown away by the wind, revealing the two gray-faced ones inside.

"It's all your fault, snot, if it weren't for your disgusting potion smell, Hogwarts wouldn't have indigestion and wouldn't spit me out." Sirius Black glared at Snape angrily.

"Nonsense, stupid dog, obviously Hogwarts has a bigger opinion on you. You must know that your room was thrown out first. If you didn't file the walls of Hogwarts every day, the castle wouldn't have stomach ulcers!" Snape glared at Black even more angrily.

"Nonsense, snot, it was smoked by your potion..."

"You're just talking nonsense, stupid dog, you obviously filed it..."

"Go to hell, snotty, tarantella dance!"

"Burning flames!"

"Passed out!"

"Fractured!"

The little animals of Hogwarts huddled in front of the window excitedly, watching the wonderful wizard duel on the grass, and the colorful spells were as dazzling as fireworks.

"Wow, did you see that, a real master duel!"

"Ah, come on, Sirius!"

"Dean Snape, give Black some color!"

"Come on, come on, don't do your homework, it's a reality show!"

"Merlin, they are so cool!"

"Come on, Colin!"

"Wash a few more, I want to collect them!"

"Who do you think will win?"

"It's a close call!"

"..."

In the principal's room, Principal Albus Dumbledore sipped a cup of tea and said with a smile, "The stars are shining tonight, and the night view of Hogwarts is intoxicating!"

Huddled next to the window, the professors and Ministry of Magic observers who had just witnessed a wonderful duel all turned their heads, looked at the old headmaster with a happy face, and couldn't help feeling chills in his heart——

"Principal Dumbledore, didn't you ask Hogwarts to throw Sirius and Severus out?" Professor McGonagall opened his eyes wide in surprise.

"How is it possible? The headmaster doesn't have such great authority..." Dumbledore picked up a piece of pastry and stuffed it into his mouth, and said vaguely, "However, due to the recent guests coming to the castle and the need to rearrange the rooms, I will send Professor The right to allocate the dormitory is left to the castle to handle by itself..."

The Hogwarts professors were speechless.

The next day, a new note appeared on the Hogwarts bulletin board:

【Please take good care of our campus, otherwise...——Hogwarts Proclamation】

The children looked up at the quaint words that almost occupied the entire bulletin board, and then recalled the poor little tents of the two professors on the lawn outside. They all stood at attention solemnly, and then went to class obediently and lightly. up.

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Harry Potter was very sympathetic to what happened to the godfather, but there was nothing he could do. Fortunately, Sirius was not at all depressed, and was still optimistic about teaching the children Defense Against the Dark Arts on the grass. However, it is more convenient to be outdoors than indoors, so Professor Black's life is still colorful and vibrant.

In contrast, Professor Snape's situation is very pitiful. Without the suitable environment of the cellar, potion materials are not easy to preserve, and dangerous experiments cannot be carried out. More importantly, Professor Snape lives in a dark environment. I am used to it, and now the professor is very uncomfortable being exposed to the ventilated and sunny environment.

"Haha, snot, look at your bottles and cans, are you making oriental pickles?" Sirius Black didn't miss any chance to laugh at his old enemy.

"'Back to New' can't even fix your broken tent, it must be cool to sleep in, stupid dog!" Snape looked at Black's traumatized tent from Defense Against the Dark Arts contemptuously.

"Hey hey, old Blake never treats himself badly!"

Blake triumphantly opened the new package that Nightmare had just sent, took out a box from it, and put it on the ground calmly, "Just try my company's new product—Snail House!"

Blake took out his wand and shouted at the box, "Report your model number, function, and let me choose!"

"Snail House h1n1 product, an outdoor temporary residence.

Extension Plan A: Camping tent in the wild, valid for one year, it is recommended to purchase the 'Smell of the Years' upgrade system to extend the period of use;

Extended plan B: Official villa, valid for eight months, it is recommended to purchase the upgrade system of "Attracting Bees and Attracting Butterflies" to increase the fun of life;

Extended plan c: outdoor classroom, valid for eight months, it is recommended to purchase the "self-taught" upgrade system to automatically correct homework;

Extended plan d: magic laboratory, valid for six months, it is recommended to purchase the "Resident Evil" upgrade system to deal with magic test waste;

Extended Plan e: Automatically set by the user on the basis of Plans A to B. According to the functions automatically set by the user, the basic validity period is determined to be between three and six months.

Above, please choose—”

The loud sound of the box attracted the surrounding teachers and students to watch.

"Choose plan e, add the functions of plan c and d on the basis of plan B, increase the classroom's resistance to magic and physical attacks, and choose the cleaning function twice a day." Blake proudly took the opportunity to advertise his company's products.

"Understood, new functions are being added, please wait for 60 seconds, 60, 59... 3, 2, 1, the plan transformation is complete, and the estimated service life is three months. Purchasing an upgraded system can extend the service life. Do you want to buy it?"

"Don't buy it now, let me know a week before it expires."

"Understood, Mr. Sirius Black's dwelling has been completed, please step back ten meters away!"

Sirius made an exaggerated curtain call gesture to the surrounding teachers and students, and then stepped back ten meters triumphantly.

I saw that the box slowly spread out, and finally turned into a golden-red snail shell about the size of the original tent. On the round door was a cute little lion sleeping soundly, with a tuft of fur on its tail. He swept the doorknob without a hitch.

"Ah, what a cute little house!" The eyes of the girls around were bright.

"Would you like to take a tour of my dwelling?" Black laughed, deliberately making a face at Snape.

"Okay!" The people around couldn't help it.

"Open the door!" Blake said loudly to the little lion on the dwelling. The little lion was awakened from his doze, and roared a little unhappy. His tail curled up, and the doorknob turned automatically, opening the door.

The children rushed in first, and were surprised to find that there was a lot of space inside, and there were stairs. Of course, that was the effect of the space spell.

Professor Frivey and Professor McGonagall also rushed over after hearing the news. At the invitation of Professor Stroop, Snape reluctantly walked in, and then the professors all praised, "It's so convenient, It’s small, but it’s fully functional.”

Even Snape had to admit that he was a little moved when he saw the clean magic laboratory room.

"This is the latest series of small dwelling products launched by my Black family company. You can take a look at this mail-order brochure when you have time!" Black lost no time in distributing brochures at the door one by one.

"Hey, let me see, is this dwelling expensive?" Ron and his brothers were obviously interested.

"I like this small house, it looks so cute!" Many girls are obviously more interested in the appearance of the small house than the inside.

Snape quietly glanced at the brochure Professor Frivy was reading next to him with the corner of his eye, and silently wrote down the one he liked. Not surprisingly, there will be a new one in the application for potion materials and teaching equipment to be submitted today. Content.

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After seeing off the last guest, Black closed the door of the small dwelling with satisfaction, "Turn into a residence mode!" Following Black's order, the room that was just a classroom slowly turned into a residence with a fireplace, which looked similar to Gerry's. 12 Mo Plaza is similar.

"Now Remus won't say that I'm a shopkeeper!" The dark godfather was very proud of his successful publicity.

"Of course, the most important thing now is..." Black sat on the sofa and snapped his fingers leisurely, "Grimaud, help me plead with Hogwarts, I still have something left in it, this time I It's really not intentional, who is so serious about the snot, in fact, I love the environment very much!"

A black flame burst out from the fireplace, giggling and stretching out a long black shadow, rushing from the ground to Hogwarts.

"Old fox Dumbledore, what you did is amazing!" After watching his house nightmare communicate with each other, Black's face became gloomy, and he tapped his fingers on his knees.

"But..." The Dark Godfather smiled, "You will be burned out soon!"