[HP] Dark Godfather

The famous British magic school Hogwarts has its unique charm-mysterious events occur frequently, one of which is the curse about the professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts.

It is said that when Voldemort was young, he thought of teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts, but was rejected by the headmaster at the time, Albus Dumbledore. A naive curse on the position - no one but Voldemort himself can hold the position of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts for more than a year.

At first, everyone thought it was just a joke by Voldemort, but the following facts made everyone smack.

Except for the wizards who applied for Hogwarts Defense Against the Dark Arts class after Voldemort, it can be proved that they were injured by Death Eaters under the order of Voldemort twice, and they could not serve for a full year. It was an accident that was not ordered by Voldemort.

For example:

A professor who served in a certain semester was accidentally injured by a student while teaching;

A professor of a certain semester unfortunately accidentally injured himself while doing a black magic experiment;

A professor accidentally injured a student while teaching black magic in a certain semester;

A professor of a certain semester was hurt by a student while attempting to hurt the student;

One of the professors who retired most quickly was injured by a bomb dropped by a Muggle plane on his way to Hogwarts. In the following school year, the Defense Against the Dark Arts class at Hogwarts was temporarily changed to a trauma management course;

The most embarrassing resignation of a professor was found to have an improper relationship with a senior female student on Valentine's Day in the year Hogwarts worked. After that, Hogwarts added a wizarding adolescence course;

One of the most bizarre resigned professors voluntarily resigned a week before his tenure was about to expire because he had found a second spring in his life. The professor to be emphasized was a wizard who was older than Dumbledore;

The most tragic resignation of the professor is Chino, his body does not exist;

The funniest retired professor was Gilderoy Lockhart, who turned into an idiot;

The saddest professor to leave was Remus Lupine, who, despite his popularity, had a hairy little problem;

Professor Sirius Black, who is currently in office, has no thought or sign of resignation so far. However, the teachers and students of Hogwarts agree that his early resignation is an indisputable fact.

Because he obviously offended Hogwarts' most annoying snake king - Severus Snape.

The children have not experienced the horrors of Voldemort's period. Among the people they come into contact with, the character closest to the description of the devil is undoubtedly the poisonous tongue, vengeful, gloomy, greasy hair, and Slater who enjoys deducting points and labor services Dean Lin Professor Severus Snape.

Every first-year freshman will be solemnly reminded by the seniors and sisters before the first Potions class—don’t mess with Professor Snape, otherwise, points will be deducted, cursed, physically punished, and punished. Arrange endless homework, be forced to perform disgusting labor services, exaggerate and even be dismantled, boiled into potions, etc.

So no one dared to mess with Snape, and no one even dared to complain to their parents, for fear of being poisoned by Snape.

Therefore, when they knew that Sirius Black used to play tricks on Professor Snape for fun when he was a student, they would be so impressed.

Therefore, when they knew that Sirius Black was coming to the school, they would feel that the reason why the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor resigned this year could not be more obvious—being poisoned to death by Professor Snape.

However, no one has ever thought that there is another way to prevent Defense Against the Dark Arts professors from serving for a full year, besides allowing the incumbent to resign normally or abnormally, there is another way - the school cannot continue.

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After that conversation, Sirius humbly accepted Principal Dumbledore’s opinion, and no longer forced students to practice spells by force-feeding. He also humbly accepted Professor McGonagall’s advice on step-by-step education, so he happily took out his own Housekeeping - As a prank, he hired the Weasley twins as his teaching assistants.

So, Hogwarts was devastated.

Professor Black firmly believes that only actual combat can hone Defense Against the Dark Arts. He encourages students to choose an opponent in school, and make prank attacks on them regardless of occasion and time, and the attacked can also use their best abilities Fight back.

"Integrate combat into your life and improve your skills step by step." Black spoke eloquently.

"All experience comes from actual combat, children, do you know why I am so good? I have been fighting since I was 11 years old and never stopped!" When Blake encouraged the two fighting children in the corridor, other professors They all looked at the ashen-faced Professor Snape at the same time.

"The reason why the head of Slytherin can stay in his position for a long time is thanks to the training given to him by the old Black since childhood. Children, the status of the prefect is not static." When Black encouraged those ambitious little animals At that time, the current prefects of each house felt that their future was bleak, and Professor Snape felt furious.

"I won't be giving you any bookwork, boys, but I'll flash back to check if your wands are idle."

"I won't give you any hard exams, boys, as long as you can beat your opponents to the ground, you will get an o. Of course, that means at least half of you will fail every exam. Don't worry, for the other half , Old Black will come and train you himself!"

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Instigated by Black's fear of chaos, the atmosphere at Hogwarts became full of gunpowder, full of prank traps, and students reported to the medical wing every day.

Madam Pomfrey hated Sirius Black deeply. She repeatedly asked Principal Dumbledore to dismiss Sirius, but the old principal spread his hands in distress.

"Madame Pomfrey, according to the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor's contract, Black has the right to choose his teaching method, and so far, he has not violated the contract."

Harry Potter now has a deep understanding of the destructive effect of his godfather, Hogwarts has now been turned upside down by Sirius, and the children are fighting each other in other professors' classes, even in the History of Magic class. There are people playing pranks while sleeping.

Harry Potter has now become the object of the students' scrambling to win over, because only what he said, Sirius will seriously consider, although only a few were adopted afterwards, but at least the children were given time to breathe.

And everyone has already admired Professor Snape in private, "Professor Black has been here for less than a year, but I feel like a century has passed in hell, Merlin, Professor Snape actually stayed in the same school with him Seven years, tsk tsk, it's not easy..."

In this atmosphere full of gunpowder, the teachers and students' only pleasure was to watch Professor Black and Professor Snape fight, and their only hope was the convening of the Triwizard Tournament.

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Speaking of which, the fight between Sirius and Professor Snape has broken away from the level of ordinary pranks, but the unlucky ones are all the little animals of Hogwarts.

Black cast a modified black magic on a Slytherin student who questioned his strength in class, so that the student could only walk with his hands upside down, and Black assigned the solution to the student's homework.

Then the improved Dark Arts baffled the Slytherin students, until their headmaster, Professor Snape, sneered, "A modified Fuchsia, stupid dogs only steal other people's ideas!" Then Snape The curse was easily solved, and the unlucky student who had been standing on his head for a day returned to walking upright.

In Potions class, Snape forced Harry Potter to drink the potion he had failed to brew. Then, the golden boy with long, smooth hair found his godfather with tears in his eyes. The boys who met Harry were all bewildered by the pair of green eyes and flowing long hair. It turned out that Snape added the tear-making cluck powder to Harry's failed potion.

The solution was: Sirius dyed his godson's hair red, then took off Harry's glasses, and clubbed the boy in front of the cellar. It is said that Snape quickly threw the antidote to the boy after returning to his office.

It is said that Draco Malfoy pestered Snape for advice on how to make the potion.

Harry Potter only dared to scratch the pear secretly for many days, and watched the house-elf make food for him to eat, so as not to get out of Malfoy's way.

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The floor of Hogwarts was preset to be resistant to dragon breath when the school was founded, but in the current developed wizarding world of the twentieth century, there is nothing but unimaginable and impossible.

Snape's potion fumigation technology can already refine the smoke of any material into atoms, and rush directly to Black's office through the floor molecules of Hogwarts.

The flush toilet modified by Black can directly jump in a short distance, and directly transfer the "dog excrement" to the washbasin downstairs.

Professor Snape asked Professor Stroop for a mandrake, irrigated it with a special potion, and threw it into a flared bottle with the flared part facing the pipe upstairs. Like a cat in estrus, howling on time at [-]:[-] every night, the sound can only be heard by the residents upstairs.

Professor Black's furniture would blow the wind from time to time. They loved heavy metal and tap dancing. The rhythm was adjusted at any time according to the working hours of the Potions professor downstairs. The intensity was no less than that of a Muggle pile driver.

The castle elves at Hogwarts have encountered an unprecedented challenge. They have to deliver the food safely to the table in the hall before Professor Black and Professor Snape poison each other's food - the solution after that It was Headmaster Dumbledore who gently advised the two professors not to dine in the Great Hall.

The phenomenon of Hogwarts students' night outings has dropped sharply since the confrontation between the two professors, because no one wants to fall into a potion trap or a prank trap.

When Professor Black was patrolling, it was the period of the Slytherin students' confinement, especially near the cellar. The most exaggerated time was that the floor leading from the cellar to the upstairs turned into a swamp. No one knew how Sirius did it.

When Professor Snape is on patrol, don't drop by the Gryffindor tower, you may lose your hair or itchy all over, and the unluckiest Gryffindor student is only an hour's work because he is late, so The child's face is covered with pimples, which form a clear "stupid dog" word, letting the lion cubs fully understand how terrible the old bat is.

Principal Dumbledore sighed and relieved the two professors of their night watch tasks on the grounds that the two professors needed more time to prepare lessons.

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Hogwarts castle and the little animals in the castle are struggling to thrive under the torment of two destructive professors...

"Principal Dumbledore, we have to think of a way. If this continues, Hogwarts may not be able to provide guests with a complete guest room when the Beauxbatons and Durmstrang delegations come next month! "Professor McGonagall said worriedly.

"To make matters worse, we don't know exactly where Hogwarts is safe today. The children's imaginations are so rich that even Peeves is afraid to show up. He has been scared by Sirius. .” Professor Frivy sighed.

"There are mutated plants in my greenhouse, and I don't know who to go to, Albus, you have to stop them."

"I have bad news for you, Headmaster Dumbledore!" Outside the door, Filch hugged his Mrs. Norris and said tremblingly, "There is a crack in the wall outside Hogwarts, a terrible crack, The castle didn't heal itself, and I wondered, Headmaster, is Hogwarts going to collapse!"

Headmaster Albus Dumbledore blinked his blue eyes, slowly stuffed a candy into his mouth, tried to force a smile, but couldn't.

The teachers and students of Hogwarts now feel that Professor Sirius Black may really have the determination and strength to break the curse of the Dark Lord, and he seems to be very persistent about it, but Hogwarts can no longer stand his toss .

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When Beauxbatons and Durmstrang's warrior delegation came to Hogwarts, the representatives of the two schools were surprised to find that Muggle-style mischievous spray paint graffiti appeared on the outer wall of Hogwarts, the thousand-year-old castle. , it was written impressively——Be alert, guests of Hogwarts, there is a diABlo living here!