[Grave Robber] Dragon Soul

Why is Wang Ziqian in an invincible position in the tomb?Because he hung up.Then why is he not invincible when the cannon fodder dies?Because when the cannon fodder is about to die, he hangs up.

The cannon fodder said: Yali is so big.

——This is a brain-dead inscription, I wish you all a Happy New Year

The end of the year is always the busiest time for everyone, even Wang Ziqian and Jian Wuzheng are the same.Most old Beijingers start to buy New Year's goods half a month before the New Year, and some even earlier. The so-called "after the [-]th, there will be a lot of New Year's sellers in the market."Delicious and fun things are moved home in piles, adults and children are all beaming, and there are countless relatives visiting neighbors. It is Chinese New Year, and there are fewer worries. Everyone is trying to have a good time.

On this day, the second sister-in-law of the Jian family took her husband and third brother, plus the third brother's husband, out to do New Year's goods together. For Lu Xueqing, it was the happiest thing for the whole family to celebrate the New Year with Hemeimei.As for what is going down the ground, it must not be mentioned at this time.

The supermarket was full of people, Lu Xueqing pulled Jian Sansheng to open the way ahead, followed by Qianzi and Wuzheng.Jian Sansheng was so full of anger that he couldn't help muttering in a low voice: "I just said that I shouldn't come to Carrefour. Look, there are so many people. When the time comes, I don't know where I will be in line for the bill."

"Which supermarket is not like this during the Chinese New Year, you are the only one who hates this and that, so don't come next time if you are unhappy." Lu Xueqing curled her lips, shook off Jian Sansheng's arm and walked forward quickly.

When Jian Sansheng saw that his wife was angry, he knew something was wrong, so he hurriedly chased her and took her into his arms, begging for mercy, "Where, I'm just afraid that there will be too many people crowding you, you see, I can't stay at home with you often all year round. , how could the New Year's Eve not come with you, let's not be angry."

Lu Xueqing pretended to be angry and pushed a shopping cart to Jian Sansheng, but she said: "I know you can't lose your job, Jian's family is relying on you and elder brother now, I don't blame you for anything, don't say such things when it's Chinese New Year's Eve It's a disappointment, bad luck."

Knowing that Qingmei wasn't really angry, Jian Sansheng himself was a little embarrassed. He was a big man, but he couldn't even take care of his own woman, which made him feel a little guilty towards Lu Xueqing. Deep enough that both of them can tolerate each other's flaws without complaint.

"Sansheng, what kind of fish do you think this is?" Lu Xueqing took a loose piece of fish that was kept in the freezer in the supermarket, and the snow-white boneless meat looked good at first glance.

"Let me take a look." Jian Sansheng took the fish piece and glanced at it twice, and said, "This is cod. Look, there is still a whole piece of it."

Lu Xueqing looked in the direction of Jian Sansheng's finger, and couldn't help exclaiming: "Wow, it's so big, let's buy one back, anyway, so many people eat it."

"Hey," Jian Sansheng waved his hand, "If you don't buy one, you can buy loose ones, and you have to cut the whole ones when you go home. There are a lot of dishes to cook on the night of Chinese New Year's Eve. Aunt Liu and the others are afraid that they will be too busy."

"Oh, that's right, let's pick a few big ones."

Jian Sansheng looked at Lu Xueqing's small mouth slightly raised, and happily threw cod pieces into the bag, that cute appearance made his heart soften, if he had a wife like this, what more could a husband ask for.

On the other side, the little ancestor and Wang Ziqian were also picking new year's goods.They are different from the second elder brother's family. They will return to their own home after the New Year's Eve, so all the New Year's goods they choose are for their own use.

The person in charge of the Jian family must live in the main house, while the others are free to choose where to live.Like Jian Wuzheng, he bought a house outside to live in, but on New Year's Eve, no matter who it is, he must return to the main house to celebrate the New Year. This is the rule set by the ancestors of the Jian family. Violated, so that day Jian Wuzheng and Wang Ziqian will go back to the host's house for a night.

But in this day and age, there are very few rigid families like the Jian family. Most young people are unwilling to gather with their families to watch TV even during the Spring Festival Gala. On the one hand, they feel that there is really nothing to watch at that night Yes, on the one hand, it is also because of the changes of this era. There are not a few people who play games or chat all night on the New Year's Eve.

Picking up two bags of dumplings, Jian Wuzheng looked up and asked Wang Ziqian next to him: "Qian Zi, which of these two bags do you like?"

Wang Ziqian looked down, pointed to the one on the right and said, "This bag."

In fact, Jian Wuzheng knew that no matter which Wang Ziqian he took, he would not object, but he still liked to ask him, and then let him think carefully before making a conclusion.Similarly, Wang Ziqian also knows that he has no objection to which one he chooses, but he will still make a serious choice.That's how two people are, they are unambiguous about everything about each other.

Jian Wuzheng threw the bag of dumplings into the shopping cart, and continued to walk forward in a good mood. When she saw her favorite yogurt, she immediately took two big buckets and put it in the car. When she arrived at the fresh fruit area, she saw round and big oranges. The corners of Le's mouth could not be restrained from rising.

Wang Ziqian looked at the little ancestor with shining eyes picking up the things he liked, his thin lips pursed into an arc, and his cute appearance made him feel distracted, so he occasionally reached out to help him get what he wanted. s things.Jian Wuzheng's satisfied and happy expression is what Wang Ziqian likes to see the most, including on the bed XD.

When checking out, four people occupied four teams respectively, and whoever got in line first at the end put their things in his place and settled together.Lu Xueqing saw that Jian Sansheng's team was faster, so she called to Wuzheng and Qianzi in a low voice: "Wuzheng, you two give the things to your second brother, I think he will finish first."

When Jian Wuzheng heard the words, she quickly turned her head and took a look, and after confirming the location, she hurriedly pushed the shopping cart over.Lu Xueqing next to him also pushed the car over, and patted Jian Sansheng on the shoulder and said, "Sansheng, you can just line up here, and I will go shopping with Wuzheng."

Jian Sansheng looked up at the vast and boundless long dragon in front of him, and instantly calmed down, and said, "Go, it's enough to have Qianzi here to accompany me."

So Jian Sansheng and Wang Ziqian, two big men, pushed two full shopping carts and squeezed together, watching their wife walking away talking and laughing with others, they were very determined.Looking at each other, Jian Sansheng sighed helplessly, while Wang Ziqian turned his head in other directions.

Come back sooner.Both of them thought silently in their hearts.

After finally squeezed out of the crowd, the four of them seemed to have collapsed.In this way, the days passed easily until the New Year's Eve, the most lively day of Jane's family came.

Before dinner, the children of relatives were running around in the yard, and occasionally adults could be heard shouting: "Don't run around! Go back to the house and stay!"

Aunt Liu was busy in the kitchen with several daughters-in-law, while the old man was chatting with the men in charge in the living room.As a child of the master's family, Jian Wuzheng naturally sat aside with Wang Ziqian.

It wasn't until dinner time that the old man waved his hand: "Let's go, let's eat." Then all the men went to sit down with their wives.Unexpectedly, while eating, Lu Xueqing suddenly stood up and ran out.As soon as she ran away, the expressions of the whole family changed, only a few women with children covered their mouths and snickered.

"Sansheng, go and see what's going on with Xiaoqing." The old man waved his hand to signal Jian Sansheng to go over and have a look.

In response, Jian Sansheng naturally didn't dare to neglect, rushed out like flying, and walked back slowly with Lu Xueqing in his arms a few minutes later, smiling from ear to ear: "Master, Qingmei is happy!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the room began to congratulate, and the old man stretched his legs and laughed loudly: "Okay, this is happiness on top of happiness, hurry up, let Xiaoqing sit down quickly, and take her back to rest after eating." Come on, if something goes wrong, watch out for your dog legs!"

"Yes, yes." Jian Sansheng's usually very flat face was now filled with a happy and satisfied smile, and he was more cautious in his movements of helping Lu Xueqing.Lu Xueqing, who was pregnant, blushed with embarrassment.

After dinner, it should have been time to set off firecrackers.However, in recent years, due to the frequent explosion and injury of inferior firecrackers, Beijing has strictly prohibited the time and place of setting off fireworks in the urban area.Naturally, the Jian family is no exception. After all, letting Tiaozi come to their door is of no benefit to their door that secretly deals in dead people.

One event was missing, and everyone went back to sleep after watching the Spring Festival Gala.

Jian Wuzheng and Wang Ziqian went back to their room, locked the door, and hugged and lingered together.Both were very passionate tonight, fiercely making their mark on each other.

When entering Jian Wuzheng, Wang Ziqian suddenly thought of the fact that Lu Xueqing was pregnant today, and a hint of evil flashed in his eyes, and while pushing hard against the person in his arms, he said: "Wu Zheng, I also want you to conceive my child .”

Wuzheng, who was trying to adapt to the feeling in his body, clamped reflexively when he heard this sentence, and the red glow spread to his neck in an instant. He was stunned for two seconds, and then he reacted and immediately cursed angrily: "I want a child!" Find a woman to give birth to yourself, I am not a woman."

Knowing that he would say that, Wang Ziqian raised the corner of his mouth and continued: "I only want yours."

"You!...Ah..." Jian Wuzheng just wanted to yell at him, but he was moaned by the opponent's strong onslaught, and could only say intermittently while spitting out hot panting: "Bastard...you, ah , you dare to play me!..."

It seemed to touch the heartstrings, Wang Ziqian was particularly unforgiving tonight, and the intoxicating moaning that filled the room almost lasted until the morning before gradually stopping.Looking at the light shining through the gaps in the curtains, Wang Ziqian hugged Jian Wuzheng who was already tired and asleep, and pulled the quilt over his body to cover the two of them together, and then fell asleep peacefully.

So on the first day of the new year, Jian Wuzheng's little children's shoes passed through silently with two panda eyes in his body aching all over.

Damn New Year's Day, damn New Year's greetings, damn Wang Ziqian.Jian Wuzheng looked at the relatives coming and going in front of him, thinking blankly.