Nothing to steal

Angry, he put the rest of the fruit in the cage and went out.

The little mynah jumped over to peck a piece of fruit, and graciously gave it to someone.That stupid bird had never been pursued so fiercely before, and when it saw it approaching, it jumped back, grinned—and fell!

When Li Huamao heard the noise and looked at it, the corners of his mouth were not tense, "Daddy, you are really useless! It bites you, won't it bite back... Tsk tsk, forget it! Let you go to the living room! You will break it sooner or later Legs, poof!" He didn't think much of it, he was still fighting like two mynahs!

The two mynas tilted their heads and looked at the human and muttered for a long time, then the balcony door opened.For them, this is equivalent to opening up a new world!

Ding Hao's family has a lot of bad intentions, and within a few days, he led the dumb bird to the kitchen, full of red peppers and green peppers!The dumb bird has no interest in chili peppers, but likes to squat on Li Huamao's range hood, and occasionally goes in when Li Huamao is cooking, standing on the ventilation pipe with his head tilted.When Li Huamao was cooking, it pointed its butt at Li Huamao.

Li Huamao thought it was getting close to him, so he didn't drive it out.It wasn't until one day when I came back from get off work and saw the big hole in the vent pipe of the range hood that I panicked!It's okay for the stupid bird he picked up to run away, don't elope with the one from Ding Hao's family!How can I explain this to others!

The two adults of the Li family searched inside and out, and they can't wait to post "Bird Hunting Enlightenment" in the community!At this moment, a faint bird call came from the balcony.Li Huamao came to his senses, and immediately went to look, the one hiding in the potted plant was not Ding Hao's mynah!There are still small silver rings on the legs!

The little mynah looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle. It was mourning for its lost love, and the kind of grief that pierced into the bone marrow was almost like a river flowing upstream.

The little mynah is broken in love.The bird it was looking at was not dumb. For the sake of freedom, it endured humiliation and endured hardships. Finally, after pecking through the exhaust pipe of Li Shengdong's luxurious range hood, it spread its wings and flew into the sky again.This huge project, which lasted several days, completely scrapped the exhaust pipe of Li Shengdong's house.

The ensuing troubles were more than that, and Ding Hao also came to him.When he came back from a business trip with Bai Bin, he couldn't wait to pick up mynah home, and when he opened the cage, he realized something was wrong!This, this is obviously a circle of thinner! !And they're starting to lose hair!After shedding hair, this beautiful little thing doesn't bark anymore!

Moreover, at night, when the moon rises, the little mynah begins to chant poems to the moon: "Hoe the grains—the day is noon! Sweat—drip—the grass is falling to the soil!" Dad has recited a poem for more than ten years, and it is the only one it knows.

Ding Hao's head grew big after being recited by it full of affection for several nights, there is definitely something wrong with it.

Ding Hao carried the birdcage and came to Li Shengdong's house to question his teacher.Li Shengdong was not easy to provoke, he told Ding Hao what had happened, and focused on his range hood. "Ding Hao, I have a loss here too! It's material! But you mynah...cough, it's because I didn't take care of it well. How about I pay you some money...?"

Ding Hao rolled his eyes, "Xiao Doudou is the meat on my grandma's heart! If it loses a hair, my grandma will feel sorry for it! My grandma is so old, but she can't stand this trouble! Let me tell you, Li Shengdong, this It's not a matter of money! Xiaodoudou has something wrong, and I can't afford to sell your house!"

Li Huamao thought about it seriously, "Sell this house, you should be able to afford it..."

Li Shengdong was not happy, "Hey! Li Huamao! Who are you helping?! Stand in the camp before talking, is there anyone like you who turns your elbows outward!"

Ding Hao didn't listen to their explanation, put the little mynah down and left.Before leaving, he also left a word, within a month, fatten up the little mynah and send him back!Otherwise, this matter is endless!

Li Huamao took care of this myna more and more like an uncle, carefully prepared three meals a day, and recited poems with it at night. "...Ah, Yellow River! You are so magnificent!" The passionate poems copied for Mr. Xu finally came in handy.

The little Mynah didn't dump him, but looked at the moon and recited a sad Tang poem, "Hoe Wo——It's noon!"

Li Shengdong doesn't dare to offend this bird now, and he is also afraid that Grandma Ding will get sick if she is unhappy, so Ding Hao must fight him desperately.Li Rogue suppressed his instincts and waited patiently for mynah to grow fat.

One month later, the little mynah finally got rid of the shadow of broken love, and returned to Ding Hao's house happily.

Rogue Li tearfully sent him off, and when he handed over the cage to Ding Hao, he urged, "Ding Hao, next time! No no! There will never be another time! Ah!"

It was rare for the little mynah to have a conscience. He tilted his head in the cage to look at Li Shengdong, and said an auspicious word. "May you be happy and prosperous!"

Li Shengdong was a little touched, and stretched out his finger to tease it, "It's not in vain!"

Ding Hao talked too much and asked something that shouldn't be asked, "Where's Li Huamao?"

Li Shengdong hasn't answered yet. The little brother in the cage learned the first, "Ah ... ah ... oh? Oh? 咿 your sister ~~~" The last three words, the word of the school is full.

Ding Hao was at a loss when he heard that, Li Shengdong's face felt hot no matter how thick his skin was, he said goodbye and left quickly.Li Huamao?Li Huamao is still lying on the bed!

The author has something to say:

Question: Boss Li!Ask when you have scruples!How do you soothe the flames of your body and mind?

Li Shengdong: Just use a different and more exciting way than usual...

Question: Oh oh oh!What kind of way is that?

Li Shengdong: ...Want cold water?