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"Damn, it looks like martial law is really in place!" Luo Wei shouted from the window.

After dinner, he kept looking out of the window with the binoculars cat for more than two hours, but he still had no intention of ending it.Ever since he knew about this traditional graduation program for senior year, he has been full of enthusiasm for this activity. Although Lao Bao has warned each dormitory one by one, and the number of campus police has increased significantly tonight, Luo Wei still waits patiently for the opportunity with luck .

"If you don't want to go, let's go, and don't expect those buns that you shun to grow meat." Qiao Yang sat in front of the table and played games, with a cigarette in his mouth, always ignoring the flick of ash. are in danger of falling onto the keyboard at any time.

"Cigarette butt burned my ass baby." Xu Xiaotian reminded Qiao Yang lying on his bed.

"Fuck," Qiao Yang took the Coke bottle on the table and threw the cigarette into it, "You're the only one who burned your fucking ass, you're all butts all over your body."

"Ah, chrysanthemums are blooming all over your body." Chen Zhiyuan sat next to Qiao Yang and answered.

"Zhiyuan, if you say you're stupid, you won't fucking admit it," Xu Xiaotian sighed helplessly, sat up from the bed, and glanced at Qiao Yang's screen, "I found that your recent upgrade speed is a bit of a cheat. ?”

Qiao Yang clicked on the friend list, pointed to the column of master and apprentice, and laughed at Xu Xiaotian: "Uncle Xu, how many are you counting?"

"Day, where do you have so many apprentices!" Xu Xiaotian jumped up, lay down in front of the screen and checked it carefully. There are more than a dozen trumpets, all of which are online, continuously conveying more or less experience to their master Mr. Qiao value.

"Ling Xiao's students..."

"What the hell kind of teacher is this?" Xu Xiaotian was stunned for a moment, "Isn't it ruining people to play games with students? "

Xu Xiaotian pushed Chen Zhiyuan who was occupying his phone to the side, sat down and began to register.Chen Zhiyuan felt very unbalanced when he fell to the ground with a wave of Xu Xiaotian's hand so easily, so he stood up and pushed Xu Xiaotian back.

"Knock this for me," Xu Xiaotian said happily, pointing to his shoulder, "be more energetic."

"Ah—" Chen Zhiyuan rushed to the window in grief and anger, and was about to climb up the window sill, "I'm not alive anymore!"

"Want to jump off a building? That's not easy," Luo Wei pointed his binoculars at Chen Zhiyuan, "You are so small, you are still flying in the wind, spinning, and then falling to the ground."

"Brother Wei is brilliant!" Xu Xiaotian gave a thumbs up.

Because Lao Bao and a few counselors led a group of security staff to patrol between the two boys' dormitories all the time, like a competent guard, until the lights were turned off at 11 o'clock, Luo Wei didn't find a chance to slip out.

"There is no movement in the fourth grade." Luo Wei was a little depressed, and lay down on the bed without washing his face, "This fourth grade is really out of tune, and four years of beautiful college life ended without arms and legs. ?”

"If you have time, plan our activities next year." Qiao Yang texted while lying on the bed.

"Actually, I still have an ultimate goal that I haven't achieved." Luo Wei lay on the bed, feeling a little melancholy suddenly.

"Hey, I seem to know this goal," Xu Xiaotian turned on the flashlight and shook it, shining it on Luo Wei's head, "Have you been struggling for four years and haven't found us a Mrs. Wei?"

"Oh, Master Xu, don't expose people's scars." Chen Zhiyuan grumbled and groped for cigarettes on the table.

"That's not right, didn't Brother Wei find one earlier, the one in the material department?" Qiao Yang thought for a while, although she said that the girl was a bit like Chen Zhi's distant relative, thin and thin, but she was still... a girl.

"Don't mention her!" Luo Wei raised his head and shouted.

"That's right, don't mention her, three pieces of tofu is so high, don't mention it!" Xu Xiaotian responded seriously from the upper bunk.

"Fuck, I told you not to mention her!"

"Don't mention it, there are three pieces of tofu, that's obviously three pieces of dried tofu!" Qiao Yang added with a smile.

"Be careful, I will curse you," Luo Wei turned over depressingly, "I curse you all to find wives and marry in the future."

"Fuck!" Qiao Yang and Xu Xiaotian cursed at the same time.

"It's really not certain." Xu Xiaotian said something after being silent for a while.

"Excellent." Qiao Yang kicked off the top of the bed.

At 11:6, there was a sudden noise in the [-]th building opposite, and Luo Wei jumped up from the bed with a carp: "Fuck, what do you mean!"

"What's going on, is there anyone guarding Building 6!" Lao Bao's shout came from downstairs.

Several people were so excited that they all jumped out of bed and squeezed to the window. The lights on both floors of the fourth grade in Building 6 were all on, and not only the lights in the house and the lights in the corridor, but also dozens of emergency lights, all of which were turned on in white, drawing beams of light in the night .

Before he could react, the loudspeaker that frightened Luo Wei during the day suddenly sounded, and the four people crowded at the window exclaimed at the same time: "Fuck!"

"Hey, hello, buddies and sisters, did you hear..." The voice of the former student union president came from the loudspeaker, and deafening screams and whistles came from several dormitory buildings, "What are you waiting for? Carnival night! Let's begin—"

Following the phrase "Let's get started" he yelled out loudly, all the windows of the senior dormitory opened, and countless inexplicable things flew out of the windows.Xu Xiaotian snatched Luo Wei's binoculars and saw a washbasin falling from the sky and hitting the open space in the middle of the dormitory building, making a loud "bang".

Then, a pile of washbasins and lunch boxes were smashed out, and for a while, there was a "dingling, clanging" sound in the open space, and Lao Bao's roar was almost inaudible: "Go crazy! These bastards are going to turn the world upside down!"

A few minutes later, the sound still didn't decrease, but became louder. It seems that the people over there prepared a lot of junk for tonight's carnival, and they threw it endlessly. People from Building 5 also began to join in, and the people who were in service Washbasins and lunch boxes were also thrown out, Xu Xiaotian even saw a pair of white sneakers.

"Where's your leaky basin, Zhiyuan!" Qiao Yang suddenly patted Chen Zhiyuan.

"Under the bed..." Chen Zhiyuan replied reflexively, and then shouted again, "What are you doing, it still works, it leaks very slowly!"

Qiao Yang didn't wait for him to finish the second half of his sentence, he had already bent his face and took out the washbasin from under the bed, rushed to the window and whistled loudly, waved his hand, the washbasin drew a beautiful arc, and flew out .

"Young Master Qiao, you are not human!" Chen Zhiyuan shouted out of the window in great grief.

This not-so-loud shout seemed to be a reminder to the people who were smashing things hard, and someone started to shout: "Farewell to Polytechnic University——"

"XXX I love you—"

"When will I pay back the money I borrowed! XXX—"

"Shoot me!"

Xu Xiaotian collapsed on Qiao Yang's bunk and laughed so hard he couldn't breathe: "Oh, fuck me, these idiots."

"Xu Xiaotian said you are all stupid!" Luo Wei leaned on the window sill and shouted to the outside.

"Xu Xiaotian came to single out—"

"217 come to Qunou—"

Xu Xiaotian rubbed his face, just when he remembered to make trouble, the phone rang on the upper bunk.The ringtone of Xu Xiaotian's mobile phone has remained unchanged for thousands of years. The ringtone for incoming calls is The Internationale, and the notification tone for text messages is やめて.The reason why he didn't want to change the ringtone was so that he could hear it immediately in such a chaotic environment like the present one.

He climbed to the upper bunk, picked up his phone and glanced at Luo Xuan's text message.

What time do you come back? I'll pick you up.

This text message made Xu Xiaotian a little excited, he replied in a hurry, thought about half of the reply, and dialed it directly.

"Huh?" Luo Xuan liked to use "hmm" instead of "hello" when answering the phone.

"Aren't you going out, are you free to pick me up?" Xu Xiaotian asked.

"On behalf of Mr. Aoi, I wish you all—" Luo Wei stood on the window sill and raised his arms and shouted.

"What's the matter with you guys?" Luo Xuan laughed, "It's almost 12 o'clock, don't you go to bed?"

"Today's senior year carnival night," Xu Xiaotian picked up a pillow and covered his head, lying on the bed, "Maybe he will hit the cafeteria again later... Can you pick me up?"

"Yes, you can come back to me to pick you up before the 10th, and I put off going out for a few days."

Xu Xiaotian sniffed, and really wanted to ask Luo Xuan why he had to postpone it for a few days, whether it was because of picking him up, but in the end he didn't ask, he felt that this question was still a bit difficult for Luo Xuan, mainly because if Luo Xuan's answer If you deny it, you seem to lose face.

"My ticket for No. 4...Actually, you...don't necessarily have to pick me up..." Xu Xiaotian lamented in his heart, fuck, if you have nothing to say, you don't have to ask for such a sentence.

"Ah? Then I won't go." Luo Xuan smiled.

"Don't, don't, I just confused these grandchildren."

After hanging up Luo Xuan's phone, Xu Xiaotian stared at the phone for a long time. He really didn't expect Luo Xuan to come to pick him up. The few times before going home, Luo Xuan was out of town, so he couldn't even see each other a few times, let alone I want Luo Xuan to pick me up.

"Master Xu," Qiao Yang stepped on the lower bunk, "Is there a happy event?"

"Can you see it?" Xu Xiaotian raised his eyebrows, feeling that his whole body is comfortable now.

"It's so capable, look at your face full of spring flowers," Qiao Yang patted his leg, "Luo Xuan?"

"Ah."

"Don't you mean to pick you up?"

"You really are my confidant." Xu Xiaotian blew a kiss to Qiao Yang, and jumped directly from the upper bunk to the ground.

After throwing away Chen Zhiyuan's washbasin, Wei Ge's slippers and a bunch of empty beer cans in the dormitory, there was nothing left to throw away, so Wei Ge could only stand on the window sill and continue yelling, and quit the carnival if he didn't follow.

Xu Xiaotian took a roll of toilet paper, wrapped it around his hands twice, then rushed to the window and threw it towards a tree in the open space. The roll pulled out a long white strip in the air and hung on the top of the tree On, it looks a bit elegant.

Toilet paper rolls are in stock in every dormitory, so all kinds of paper rolls flew out of the windows all of a sudden, aiming at the trees in all directions, and after a while, hanging on the trees It was full of long ribbons of... toilet paper.There are actually colored ones in it, red and blue. It is estimated that someone used the drawing ink as well.

"Make a wish—" someone yelled.

"God, give me a girlfriend!" Luo Wei was the first to respond, shouting out his biggest wish in the past three years.

"I want to have supper—" Chen Zhiyuan also yelled, and after the second half of the yelling, he was obviously out of breath, and was slapped away from the window by Wei Ge.

"Look at your potential! You can't make a formal wish, such as making a girlfriend for me..."

Qiao Yang leaned on the edge of the table and looked at Xu Xiaotian, with a smile on his lips: "Master Xu, please make a wish."

"What did you wish for?"

"What I promised is that your wishes come true. What did you promise? Let me see if I can make your wish in vain."

Xu Xiaotian's heart felt hot, and he squeezed Qiao Yang's chin: "Baby, I really didn't love you for nothing."

"Get out! Tell me the fuck, you're forcing me to be rude, aren't you?" Qiao Yang kicked over.

"Never miss him a second time."