dream master

After decisively deleting the cow dung, Xiao Yiming scratched his hair and explained: "It's not my fault, last time my mother and my stepdad went on their honeymoon and came back to complain to me about the grassland and cow dung. subconsciously..."

Fan Yue nodded clearly: "I suggest you put your shoes on."

The Great Demon King gave a dry laugh, and took out a pair of sneakers to put on himself, but these sneakers were far from the cool attire of the Great Demon King.

"The weather is so nice. You should lie on the ground and bask in the sun in this kind of weather." Xiao Yiming stretched himself into a large font and lay down on the grass. The blue sky rolled over a few clouds, the breeze was blowing, and the breath of the grass seemed to be lingers on the tip of the nose.

Although it is just a dream, it also makes people feel relaxed.

The cows in the distance gnawed the grass docilely, Fan Yue waited and watched for a while and then lay down, the blue sky made him feel a little dazed for a while, such a blue sky... How many years has it been since I saw it?

"A lot of cotton candy." Xiao Yiming lay on the ground and smashed his mouth.

Fan Yue, whose rare mood was completely destroyed, sighed helplessly, this guy... In his dream, he really lost all the remaining good qualities in reality.

"Let's grab the Brave's girl another day." The Great Demon King suggested shamelessly.

"..."

"Why don't I build a game world and let's play games together." Xiao Yiming said again.He tried to construct the games he had played in his dreams, and the result was beyond his expectations. The details of the games he thought he had forgotten were filled in one by one, and even the parts he hadn't thought about were automatically filled in. The less he thinks, the more random the games in the dream become. Even he himself doesn't know the strategy, but it is precisely because of this that these games become interesting.

"What do you want to play?" Fan Yue asked casually looking at the sky.

"Well, the novel I'm writing, if I use that as the script, I know all about the strategy." Xiao Yiming smiled smugly, with a sly smile on his face.

Fan Yue turned his head and glanced at him: "This is cheating."

"Hey, this is my domain, so what's wrong with cheating, why don't you make a cameo role as the protagonist, and I'll be your sidekick?" Xiao Yiming suggested humbly.

"..."

"By the way, I have an idea!" Xiao Yiming's eyes lit up suddenly, and he said excitedly with his left hand hammering on his right, "I can construct a world background, and then the two of us go on an adventure, and I can set some unspecific NPCs and tasks are very random because they are not specific, I can record the stories that happened in this dream as material!"

Fan Yue raised his eyebrows: "It seems very interesting."

"Yeah, yeah, it saves me thinking about the plot every day, it's so much easier." Xiao Yiming sat up from the grass all of a sudden, and began to mutter excitedly, "What kind of background do you want... Western fantasy? Like? I am the son of a retired knight, and you are the son of the owner of the grocery store next door. You have a talent for magic, but we both grew up together and have no money to go to the academy. One day a wandering magician and knight passed through this town, enlightened After leaving us, I think a man should go out for a fight, and then say to you: Would you rather stay in the grocery store for the rest of your life selling groceries, or change your destiny with me? Then we two went out together. How about it? "

"Not bad." Fan Yue became a little interested.

"Of course, I will let all kinds of girls come out from all unexpected corners. Don't worry, there will be good luck, and there will be upgrades. There will be a lot of money from fighting monsters, upgrading, and treasure hunting." Xiao Yiming patted him Said with a hippie smile on his shoulder.

"..." Fan Yue, who always felt that the future was a bit scary, couldn't help curling his lips.

I always thought it was the wrong choice.

Xiao Yiming seemed to cheer up suddenly, and suddenly jumped up from the grass, raised his hands high and shouted to the sky: "Look, I will definitely date hundreds of girls! I will definitely become the greatest The main character, hahahaha!"

Fan Yue, who always felt that his roommate needed to be sent to a psychiatric hospital for recuperation, felt a little stressed. The dead house that Xiao Yiming was talking about was really not in the same dimension as him.

Xiao Yiming's next sentence immediately made him vigilant, only to hear that bastard roaring towards the sky: "Run, buffaloes! Spread your passion!"

The herd of cows grazing quietly in the distance suddenly rushed towards the two of them as if they had been injected with chicken blood. The posture made Fan Yue suspect that there was a large piece of red cloth shaking on Xiao Yiming's body.

All in all...he had the experience of being trampled to death by a herd of cows—although it was a painless version.

"Are you sure that the person who was trampled to death should be in the shape of a meat paste? Bison is not a meat grinder." The meat paste on the ground asked ironically.

The big demon king who was revived with full blood sat cross-legged on the grass, looking at the suspicious minced meat lying on the ground as leisurely as Fan Yue was sitting on the bed yesterday morning: "If you step on it, meat pie is also fine, um, quick-frozen meat from the supermarket kind of..."

Speaking of which, the puddle of meat on the ground turned into quick-frozen meat.

Quick-frozen meat was no longer willing to speak, and he protested silently.

Xiao Yiming, who has too much brain power, has already started to think about the dialectical relationship between the current prank and tomorrow's breakfast. In the end, he clasped his hands together and solemnly apologized to the frozen meat: "Fan Yue, I was wrong."

"What's wrong?"

Xiao Yiming secretly looked at the quick-frozen meat on the ground out of the corner of his eyes.

"The color... the color doesn't seem very fresh."

"..." Fan Yue felt that it was foolish for him to have illusions about the hopeless Xiao Yiming.

After the quarrel, Xiao Yiming also stopped, sitting on the ground and playing with his fingers to think, the surrounding scenery gradually changed, as if the world was distorted in a kaleidoscope, or like an abstract painting, dreams of quietly disintegrating constantly Twisting and stretching, the scenery is bent into an unimaginable arc, and overlaps with other scenery, like a colorful palette.

A few seconds later, the whole world brightened up again.

Standing in front of the low wooden house, Fan Yue saw a market-like scene in front of him.A man dressed as a medieval farmer drives a flock of geese past, and the white geese go forward cooing.Fresh vegetables are displayed on the stalls waiting to be exchanged, and a cobbler next to him is helping a squire wearing leather boots repair the boots.

This novel world aroused Fan Yue's interest. He walked up to talk to the vegetable farmer, and found that he would actually talk to him, and it was not a regular conversation like an NPC in the game.

"Fan Yue, the teacher said it's time to go to class. Or do you want to miss today's lecture?" A familiar voice sounded, Fan Yue turned around, and Xiao Yiming was standing not far away wearing a magician's robe, holding a book Book.

Because of the background of the dream, his hair was a little longer than in reality, and it was dark brown. Seeing Fan Yue stunned, he showed a familiar smile: "Hey, look a bit like the protagonist, okay? I gave you the position of the first protagonist."

Seeing that Fan Yue still couldn't figure out the situation, Xiao Yiming sighed: "Didn't I tell you an adventure story with a western fantasy background before? Now you are the son of a retired knight, and I am the son of a grocery store owner. I think so." I think the great profession of magician is more suitable for me, hey, I am really a magician... I am already 25... Hey, I am working hard to become a great magician in my [-]s."

"what are you saying?"

Xiao Yiming glanced at him: "You won't understand ACG culture."

"..."

"Okay, okay, it's time to see the teacher. The theme of the recent dream is a travel adventure story under the background of western fantasy. Be a good protagonist. Let's challenge the big devil." Xiao Yiming patted his shoulder and hooked with a smile. Picking up his neck and walking forward, "Let's go, see the teacher, what do you think looks better? I think the old fake lolita is very good, how about a sexy royal sister magician?"

"..."

"Hey, let me just say something, you can also come up with some ideas and contributions, so I can set up the plot. Now I have made a random dream, and anything can happen."

"Quiet!"

"All right……"