dream master

The dead house magician celebrated his No.20 sixth birthday today.

Before going to bed, he murmured, "I never thought that I'm still a magician at the age of 26, and I'm about to evolve into a great magician."

"Do you need special farewell services for magicians?" Fan Yue asked thoughtfully.

"Ah? This..."

Before the magician could hesitate, he was pinned down on the bed by his passionate lover.

The magician of the dead house panicked: "Wait, wait, I always feel something is wrong?!"

Fan Yue took the time to ask him: "Where?"

"Position, it must be posture!"

So Fan Yue helped him turn over: "It's all right now."

"Wait, wait, it's still not right!" The magician was dying.

"where?"

"Yes, it's a girl, it must be a girl!" the magician said firmly.

Fan Yue took a girl's pillow and put it under his waist: "It's all right now, if you crush the girl, I will crush you."

"That's not right! Why would I want to sleep with a rough man?!" The magician finally came to his senses, although it was a bit late.

"Because you have no choice!" Ji You finally showed his ferocious face, and rushed forward with a groan.

……

……

"Hey, hey, the place where you lost your virginity is wrong!! Hey... what are you doing?!"

"Just make a mistake."

"what--?!"

In this way, the magician of the dead house bid farewell to this promising profession, and was forced to rush to the avenue of disturbing the foundation. Let us bless him, Amen.

[Short episode]

【About meat buns】

Xiao Yiming: "I've been a little distressed since you brought back your Samo."

Fan Yue: "Huh?"

Xiao Yiming: "It's good to take a walk with the dog after dinner, to exercise, but I always think of a word—dog, male, male."

【About Rival】

"Fan Yue, may I ask that your biggest rival in love is...Zhu Fan?"

"No, it's a pillow."

【About birthday gift】

Fan Yue received a cactus as a gift, with the purpose of killing those uninvited peach blossoms.

【About the incredible world】

Head Lilith: Starting today, the food in the circus will be changed to pork.

【Another kind of HE】

If Fan Yue unfortunately dies in a car accident——

underground:

Fan Yue: "Hi, nice to meet you."

Zhu Fan: "Hello, Jiu Yang."

Xiao Yiming: "I'm here too."

So this is a 3P story.

【About dream control ability】

Fan Yue has always felt that the biggest advantage of Xiao Yiming's weak ability is...they will never have the chance to share the same bed with different dreams.

[About Dream Control Ability 2]

However, he occasionally saw Captain Lilith's whip and hungry beasts, and he thought it would be nice to have different dreams in the same bed.

[About how to decide to attack or receive]

Xiao Yiming: Lie down quickly, I will prepare red bean rice for you tomorrow.

Fan Yue: You'd better lie down, your cooking skills are too bad, you will eat dead people.

Therefore, the culinary level determines everything.

【About retaliation】

One day, Fan Yue fell asleep after tossing Xiao Yiming contentedly. In his dream, he saw Xiao Yiming holding a whip and looking at him with a grin. .

【Tucao about Xiao Yiming】

Children's toothpaste really cannot be used as a lubricant.

【Resentment about Fan Yue】

"A pillow will neither cook for you nor wash your clothes. What's so good about it?"

"At least they don't give me a sore back!"

【About Everyone's Lie】

Fan Yue: I don't like children's toothpaste at all.

Xiao Yiming: I have no interest in soft girls.

Leader Lilith: My team members and I don't like human flesh.

Cat Ear Girl: Xiao Yiming is a cute and talented child.

Oasis Princess: No brave man has ever stepped into the dragon's castle.

Princess of the Saccharine Empire: There are no dangerous weapons under my pettiskirt, only lace panties.

The Second Princess of the Saccharine Empire: My hobby in life is to embroider while squatting indoors.

The third princess of the Saccharin Empire: Whoa, whoa, whoa~ (Brother Prince is handsome!)

Prince of the Saccharine Empire: I don't look like a woman at all.

Mermaid Princess: I am very grateful to the two human warriors who let me go astray, and I will repay them well.

Author: I am not unfinished.

【About another truth】

Do you know why the girls in the dream are so dark?Because the author uses Heimei toothpaste (cold).

END

postscript:

In fact, I have always liked to write postscripts, but I was afraid that everyone would think that I was long-winded, so I have been patient, but I am afraid that I will not have many opportunities in the future, so I will take this opportunity to say a few words.

It has been a year and a half since I wrote this article. Looking back at the articles I wrote before, it was really... horrible XD Thank you everyone for not dislike me ┭┮﹏┭┮, willing to waste time reading articles with me.

Among them, some readers asked why they could not vote for Bawang. This is because there is no such system without signing a contract with Jinjiang, and V articles are also not allowed. As for the reason, because if you want to publish Danmei works, you cannot be bound by relevant contracts, so I haven’t signed it all the time, and my personal style is definitely not suitable for V texts. Well, just look at the click and you will know that it must have been miserable XD.My goal is still to be able to publish paper books. Although the V text can be customized and printed, but... I still hope to have a hand-painted cover that I like, and I can take it home and collect it for OTZ.

I don’t know if this book of Dream Master will be published. It depends on whether the manuscript can pass the review. If it passes, JJ can only lock the second half. There must be some XD in the article, and there are also extra stories, but it will take a while to post. In fact, I wanted to write a book very early. Although I was still writing badly at that time, this dream has never changed.

Thank you again for your continued support, =3=

The author has something to say: Regarding the issue of TXT, I was told by the editor just now, I have to withdraw TXT, I am sorry but actually... I think it is not bad OTZ, because JJ has a download function...