dream master

"Poached eggs?"

"...well, poached eggs"

"Poached eggs?!"

"It's poached eggs!"

This seemingly nonsensical conversation actually happened on this not-so-good morning.

Fan Yue looked at the scorched suspicious objects on the plate in a daze for a while, and for a long time he looked at Xiao Yiming who was getting angry from embarrassment with hopeless eyes: "I really shouldn't have let you into the kitchen."

"Damn it, it's just that this gas stove is too old-fashioned, and I accidentally turned it on too high! Give me an induction cooker and it won't be like this." Xiao Yiming accused the terrible kitchen angrily with a bulging face.

He hesitated for a few seconds between turning off the gas stove and turning over the poached egg, and by the time he frantically reached for the spatula to fiddle with the egg, the egg had already been scorched and then punctured in his clumsy turning over The egg yolk, which ended up being a lump of suspicious color and even more suspicious taste.

"Anyway, it's quite cooked, so it's yours." Xiao Yiming cheekily stuffed this overly crispy poached egg in front of Fan Yue, and then happily handed over a plate of soy sauce, "Come on, eat it, it's delicious oh~”

"..." Fan Yue looked at this appetizing poached egg with hesitation on his face.

This kind of perfunctory and deceitful tone made Fan Yue powerless for a while, this guy...

But he still picked up the chopsticks and took a bite of the pitifully broken poached egg. The burnt taste protested on his taste buds, and he frowned and swallowed it.

"It's terrible," he said honestly. "My mouth is full of burnt taste."

Xiao Yiming pursed his lips, and held up a soy sauce dish and handed it in front of him: "Dip more soy sauce, so that it tastes like a mouth full of soy sauce."

Fan Yue obeyed.

After he ate the whole poached egg, he began to think seriously: Why on earth would he eat this egg?

Looking up again, Xiao Yiming was eating the crispy and tender poached egg he had fried. The half-cooked egg yolk flowed out, rubbing it all over his mouth. For some reason, Fan Yue seemed to be able to clearly see "delicious" from his face. Delicious" and the like.

If this guy is a big dog, he's probably wagging his tail right now.

Fan Yue couldn't help but think of the Samoyed he had raised, he gave it away after the drastic changes in his family, and if he really can make a comeback, he will definitely take it back.

What he lost, he will definitely get back one by one.

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In the afternoon, Xiao Yiming was in a daze on the bed, hesitating whether to turn on the computer to catch up on new episodes or to take a nap, and then he was free and easy in his dream for a while, scratching his head and remembering that he hadn't written a manuscript for three days, and the archives were almost sold out. Update This month, there is no update full attendance, just wait to drink the northwest wind, but I really don't want to move...

In the end, he took out a coin and decided to leave the choice to fate: chasing the new show on the front, taking a nap on the back, and updating the code word when the coin stood up.

Fate expressed helplessness.

The result was positive, Xiao Yiming happily crawled to the computer for entertainment, it was not too early after scanning the new episodes, the editor was persistently harassing him on QQ.

[I know you are here, come out to me quickly! ! ! 】

Xiao Yiming pretended to be dead.

[If you don’t come out again, I will post your obituary on the forum!Let’s just say that you lost too much blood and died because of being raped by readers at the bottom of the pit! ] Xiao Yiming couldn't calm down anymore, and typed a line: [Sister Editor, you are too poisonous. ] The editor in charge replied calmly: [I know this sentence can blow you out, so how dare you pretend to be dead? ] Xiao Yiming sighed, closed the webpage and replied honestly: [Got it, I'll go to code...] The editor returned a smiling expression: [Be obedient, my sister will treat you to dinner another day. 】Xiao Yiming muttered: "Tch, verbal promises can't be fulfilled."

Opening Word, Xiao Yiming stared at the document in a daze for a long time. He hadn't written for several days, and almost forgot where the plot was going.

Xiao Yiming thinks that he is an internet writer who is good at making YY fertilizers, but he is not really a master in a certain website where there are so many masters. Fortunately, he is good at... Pushing girls.

There are all kinds of girly girls, tsundere queens, and romantic sisters, and they all come out from unexpected corners like radishes, and finally fall into the protagonist's pot.

According to Xiao Yiming's description, that is to go to the supermarket to buy radishes, one of various varieties.

It's like a magnet passing through the border, and all the nails fall.

Of course, you can’t fill the harem all in one go. It’s better to hang the radishes on the hot pot for a long time. Seeing that they are about to fall in, they are pulled out again, fall in again, and pull out again. People grab their hearts, brains and lungs and wish they could grab carrots and throw them into the pot.

In this way, the readers are satisfied, and Xiao Yiming's wallet is full.

The story he is currently serializing is quite simple. It is roughly about a chaotic overhead planet. The Colosseum where humans and beasts compete for death, but relying on his physical instincts, he easily killed wild beasts and became the number one expert in the Colosseum. Then he took in his younger brother A, B, C, Ding, and the gentle girl A who is healing, and brought his younger brother to hug him. With the help of the girl, the protagonist PK lost the BOSS mutant monster in the Colosseum, and took advantage of the opportunity of the monster in the Colosseum getting out of control and rampaging, killing all the way out of the black street.It turned out that he was wanted across the country.

The protagonist of the wanted criminal came to a neighboring country with a group of younger brothers, and was "invited" by a group of knights to the branch of the Presbyterian Church. It was created as an emotionless killing weapon, but after being seriously injured in a certain mission, he was rescued by his wife and sister B. The two fell in love with each other for a long time, but in the end, the girl B, who had a hard life, was beheaded by the killer of the Presbyterian Church and sent to the protagonist. , the protagonist who went berserk almost destroyed the secret base of the Presbyterian Church, and was finally exhausted to the point of death. His ability was damaged and automatically sealed.

Unexpectedly, the protagonist did not die, and gradually regained his memory. In this way, the protagonist and his younger brothers and sisters who escaped from the Presbyterian Church embarked on an adventure against the Presbyterian Church. Go to the supporting role of the fateful opponent, pick up the seemingly ordinary treasure, lead out the noble sister D, go all the way to level up, go to the next map after breaking through this country, hack and kill all kinds of shameless.

During the period, he shamelessly sold old enemies who fell in love and killed each other, and formed a small group of hostile camps, all of them were handsome guys, who were ambiguous with each other, and abducted a group of impure female readers tearfully begging to deepen their adultery, As everyone knows, the shameless author is happily counting subscriptions there.The girl is so deceitful.

Readers said: There are many girls, there are many girls, three vulgar things are good, three vulgar things are good.

The author said: Silly so fast, so stupid, subscribe quickly, subscribe quickly.

All are happy.

After absent-mindedly writing a chapter, Xiao Yiming started to be in a daze. He was about to eat dinner, but now he didn't even have a pack of instant noodles in his cupboard. It seemed that he really should go down and buy some instant noodles to make ends meet.

There was a rough knock on the door, and the landlady's loud voice: "Xiao Yiming! Pay the rent!!!"

Xiao Yiming's face turned pale, he almost forgot that there is still rent to pay, there is no money in the bank card, but there is still a little in the wallet... But it is not enough for the rent.

Xiao Yiming opened the door with a wry smile, and showed a flattering smile to the old lady: "Auntie, can I be late two days?"

The landlady is an old lady in her fifties and sixties, her triangular eyes look murderous, especially after hearing Xiao Yiming's words, her murderous look can be visualized: "No! You have been delaying for three days, the contract agreed , you have to pay the rent at the end of the month, if you don’t pay, you can pack up and move out, no matter what!”

Xiao Yiming clasped his hands together: "It must be handed over tomorrow! I guarantee it with my head!"

Tomorrow's update, the perfect attendance award should come in, it's barely enough for the rent.Hey, he really should find a roommate to share the rent, it's too hard for him alone.

The landlady looked at him suspiciously: "Well, I must pay tomorrow, if you don't pay, you will move out!"

Xiao Yiming scratched his hair with a bitter face: "I know, I know~"

Hey, I really have to find a shared roommate.