dream master

——The man's combat power is really weak.

Xiao Yiming and Fan Yue looked at the pork belly being shaken vigorously, and they couldn't bear to look directly at it.

"Hurry up, artificial respiration, yes artificial respiration." Lilith hurriedly pressed the pork belly on the ground, looked around the side hall, and finally pointed to Fan Yue and said, "You, you, can you do artificial respiration?"

"No practical experience." Fan Yue said honestly.

Holding a beautiful teacup, the princess said leisurely, "I have a solution."

As she spoke, she took out a small parasol from under the huge fluffy skirt and handed it to Lilith: "Although it looks like a parasol, it also has the function of a pump. Put the umbrella head into his mouth, and then Just pull the umbrella handle and do a piston motion."

Lilith took the parasol pump, stuffed it into Pork Belly's toothless mouth, and stretched the handle of the umbrella, the air flow went straight into Pork Belly's trachea. Bai's limbs convulsed.

"Alive!" Lilith was greatly encouraged, and worked harder to inflate her younger brother's mouth.

"Is it my illusion? I always feel that he is pregnant." Xiao Yiming murmured.

Fan Yue looked at Pork Belly's swollen belly with mixed emotions. This figure was so out of shape that no one could ignore it.

"I bet it's triplets." Xiao Yiming nodded in agreement with his speculation while talking.

Fan Yue patted the back of his head: "Put away your nonsensical thoughts."

"It's almost there. I'm afraid I'll die again if I keep pouring it down." The princess said faintly.

Only then did Lilith stop, looking at the life-saving tool, the inflator, and the little parasol.

"Thank you, Your Royal Highness." Lilith said emotionally.

"You're welcome, I usually use this thing to deal with the pervert's chrysanthemum." The princess said with a smile, stepped forward and lightly pressed somewhere on the handle of the umbrella, and with a bang, the parasol still stuffed in Pork Belly's mouth... opened up...

"Brother!!!"

"My hand slipped." The princess took back her parasol, and frowned at the shocking blood on the umbrella.

"You..." The queen shook her head sadly, "How can you get married if this continues."

"My lord, for the sake of love and peace in this world, please let me live freely and happily." The princess smiled slightly, and left the side hall holding her heavy skirt with her head held high.

"I bet her skirts are full of murder weapons against men. I can faintly smell the chili water mixed with mustard. I have no doubt that if I offend her, the key parts will be cut off." Xiao Yiming said to Fan Yue .

"Same feeling."

"No, you are wrong. The cruelest thing I have ever done to a man is to smear a used sanitary napkin on his face, and then drag him out to parade the public." The princess in the corridor smiled back and said calmly.

"..."

"..."

"Hey, my eldest daughter is really not suitable for marriage, maybe you can consider my other two daughters." The queen sighed.

"This... is it a portrait of your other two daughters and the eldest princess?" Xiao Yiming asked warily.

"No, not at all." The queen said with a smile, "Come on, I'll take you to meet the other two princesses. Miss Lilith, please don't worry, the medical team will be here soon."

As soon as the words fell, a man dressed in the attire of a perverted doctor appeared at the door of the side hall, picked up the unknown pork belly and left.Lilith wiped away her tears and clenched her fists: "Brother, don't worry, sister will help you find the most beautiful and gentle princess, and fulfill your last wish!"

"Bad premonition." Fan Yue said with lingering fear.

"Same feeling."

The three of them followed the Queen out of the side hall and came to the square. The bonfire party of the knights was over, and they were fighting for wine at the moment, and some of them were competing with swords.Xiao Yiming stopped to look at it for a long time, pointed to the tallest knight among them and asked, "Fan Yue, do you have the confidence to outperform him?"

It just so happened that the knight's opponent was being beaten into the air by the tallest knight, without even using a weapon, and turned into a shooting star in the sky.

Xiao Yiming patted Fan Yue's shoulder understandingly: "You don't have to answer, I understand."

"..."

The tall knight took off his helmet and walked in front of several people, and gave an understanding to the queen: "Master, good day."

The queen smiled softly: "It's like this. Several young and promising young people came here to ask to marry the princess. I brought them here. Do you like any of them?"

The very wild knight looked at the three of them from head to toe, Xiao Yiming looked at this princess who was more like a giant than a princess, his glass heart shattered into pieces.

God, for him to marry a woman whose arms were thicker than his thighs?And this person doesn't look like a woman no matter what! ! !

The princess weighed them one by one by the collar, shook her head and sighed: "Not fat enough."

Finally, when it was Lilith's turn, she hesitated for a moment, and two blushes appeared on her face: "Mother, have you finally understood my sexual orientation?"

"Stop dreaming, I'm here to help my younger brother on a blind date." Lilith rolled her eyes, looked at the princess's hand resting on her chest, and swiftly pulled out her horsewhip and flicked it in the air, the whip made a noise in the air , the sound is crisp.

The princess looked at the queen with emotion: "This is the life partner I want. It can deter these knights who cause trouble, and it can accompany me to ride a war horse to conquer the entire continent!"

"Shall we sneak away?" Xiao Yiming suggested in a low voice.

"Um……"

The two tiptoed around the bonfire, and ran away after making sure that no one would notice them.He didn't stop until he reached a remote garden.

"Princess and everything are floating clouds." Xiao Yiming murmured when he heard the commotion from the square.

"You'd better give up and live with me honestly." Fan Yue patted his cheek reassuringly, and said with a smile on his face.

The progress in the dream was always so unexpected that he was amused while resigning himself to his fate and being speechless.

Only this person can fabricate such a magical dream.

"Princess, princess~" came the child's waxy and soft voice, and giggled coquettishly.

"Lina is obedient, don't run around." The gentle voice came, soothing the sorrow on the face like a spring breeze.

Xiao Yiming's heart that had turned to ashes came alive again, and he grabbed Fan Yue's arm with bright eyes, and said excitedly, "This is probably the third princess, right? From the sound of her voice, she must be a beautiful woman who is so gentle to death!"

"Dream." Fan Yue rolled his eyes without grace.

The figure behind the bushes is approaching. She wears the same knight outfit, but her style is completely different from that of the second princess.There was a two or three-year-old girl in her arms, giggling and biting her fingers.The way she looked at the child was so gentle, full of maternal brilliance.

"Aww, I knew that even a beautiful woman in men's clothes can't hide her demeanor!" Xiao Yiming murmured excitedly, and rushed to the girl, "Your Highness, please date me!"

The girl in knight attire was stunned for a moment, she stroked the face of the child in her arms and declined with a smile: "Sorry, my little sister is still young, I'm afraid you will have to wait for more than ten years."

"I'm not talking about this little girl, I'm talking about you." Xiao Yiming looked at her affectionately.

The girl stared blankly at him for a long time in astonishment, and blushed all over her face for a moment: "No, that... I, cough cough, I... I am that... prince of the Saccharine Empire, not some kind of princess. You Made a mistake..."

Fan Yue, who was watching a good show not far away, finally couldn't help laughing out loud, Xiao Yiming shouted angrily: "How is that possible!"

The prince blushed and said, "Eldest sister also said that I should be the most suitable person to marry in our family, but unfortunately, I am really a man."

Fan Yue stepped forward and patted Xiao Yiming's shoulder reassuringly: "It turns out that you can only make do with me, the princess is nothing but floating clouds."

The prince smiled shyly: "Well, I agree with this."