dream master

It doesn't feel good to be a hanged ghost, especially when I "go online" the next day and I am still in a state of being hanged.

"I'm like a human sausage being dried." Xiao Yiming was as melancholy as a real sausage hanging from the foot wrap. No one would like this feeling, and he was of course no exception.

"Hold on, the capital of sand is almost here." The bandaged girl comforted her.

"Hey..." Xiao Yiming sighed deeply.

Fan Yue sat on the top of Fat Bird's head and looked down at the desert. An oasis could already be seen in the golden sand sea that looked bright under the scorching sun, and the ancient city stood there.

"Here we are." The bandaged girl cried happily, and the fat bird echoed, and swooped down to the ground.

Xiao Yiming, who was forgotten again, was crushed to death under Fat Niao, and he didn't even want to waste the energy of rolling his eyes.

"Get up." Fan Yue extended a hand to him.

Xiao Yiming pointed to his lower body that was being held down by the fat bird, and made it clear that he couldn't get out.

"Bang Rumble, move your butt." The bandaged girl ordered with a bit of conscience, patted Rumble's butt.

Fat Bird tilted his butt and moved slightly, this time even Fan Yue was not spared.

The two human beings with only their heads exposed exchanged their helplessness with their eyes, and sighed in unison.

"Dora, are you back?" A boy in a turban came from a distance and said to the girl in bandages.

"Ah, Kari. Didn't you go with the patriarch to destroy the desert bandits?" asked the bandaged girl named Dora.

"Originally, that's right. Who knew that we hadn't left the Sand City for twenty miles, and suddenly encountered a sandstorm. We avoided the storm in the ancient ruins. Who knew that the inner entrance of the ruins was exposed after the sandstorm. The patriarch ordered us to gather people to go to the ruins to find the secret treasure."

"Is it okay to tell secrets in front of strangers?" Fan Yue frowned and asked Xiao Yiming.

"It's like this in the game. Any cat or dog will be assigned the task of saving the princess, because there are too many princesses that are worthless." Xiao Yiming said indifferently.

"Now your dream mission is here." Fan Yue said, "But we have to find a way to save ourselves from under Fat Bird's ass."

……

In the end, it was the young man named Kari who rescued the two of them. He took Rumble to find the patriarch. Xiao Yiming took the opportunity to recommend himself, and performed the water magic that he was proud of. The oasis had a lot of water vapor. The unique skill of sealing finally came into play.The patriarch who was joined by the magician gave full play to the excellent quality of the NPC "Don't ask the origin of the hero", and agreed to the two of them to participate in the adventure without saying a word.

NPC is really a kind of simple, kind and resistant to exploitation.

"According to the rules, we have to do some side missions in the sand capital, find some hidden items, and then buy some supplies." Xiao Yiming said according to his experience in playing RPG games, "We didn't have time to take up the mission in the previous Lacon City, Otherwise, there must be a branch line related to the capital of sand, hey, what a waste.”

Fan Yue was too lazy to listen to him talking to himself, so he turned around and went to the street.

"Hey, wait for me, let's buy some desert specialties and try it!"

Fan Yue asked helplessly, "Desert specialty? Roasted scorpions?"

"Fan Yue, I really didn't expect your taste to be so strong." Xiao Yiming pretended to be speechless.

Unexpectedly, before he took two steps, he suddenly saw roasted centipede at a roadside stall. Fan Yue glanced back at him and said quietly, "Actually, your taste is not very bland."

"..."

The legendary supply point is a must-have store in every RPG game town, selling red water and blue medicine, weapons and equipment, and even some special items.

At the moment Xiao Yiming is watching the blacksmith forging in the blacksmith's shop.

"Do you think I can become a generation of craftsmen and create peerless magic weapons if I go up to study now?" Xiao Yiming pointed to the blacksmith and asked Fan Yue.

"I don't know, but I can take a good guess that you'll be jumping around with your bruised soles in no time."

"...Hey, do you mean I can't hold a hammer?" Xiao Yiming asked angrily.

Fan Yue didn't answer, but judging from the unconcealable curvature of his mouth, he obviously meant that.

"Damn it, do you discriminate against magicians?" Xiao Yiming rolled up his sleeves and asked.

"Compared to a magician who can't wield a hammer, I have more sympathy for a 25-year-old virgin who has never held a woman's little hand." Fan Yue patted his head and said.

The resentment on Xiao Yiming's body is almost materialized: "Actually, I have a seven-year-old sister, and I even touched her tender face..."

I don't know if it's his illusion, Fan Yue looked at him from a smile to a true sympathy.

"Hey! What is that weird look in your eyes?!"

"No, it's nothing, it's just that I suddenly felt a little emotional..."

The rest of the search for supplies was a bit dull. Xiao Yiming stared at Fan Yue with resentful eyes from behind. The first time he saw this guy, he knew he was handsome, and then speculated that this person must be very lucky. It made him very upset at one point, and now this... this feeling of being ridiculed.

Although it was just a joke between men, Xiao Yiming, who was born as a magician, still felt deep resentment in his heart.

Damn, he was also chased by a girl, maybe because he was too nerdy, that girl shrank within two days, and resolutely turned her target to Zhu Fan who was beside him.

Like Fan Yue, Zhu Fan is also a guy who is so popular that the same sex is jealous, but his temper is much better than Fan Yue, he is always smiling to everyone, and he is righteous, he is Xiao Yiming's best in the past twenty years friend.

If I always felt happy and relaxed when I thought of this person at the beginning, now I only feel sad and guilty when I think of this person.

He really didn't know how to cherish the kindness of others, and lived in his own world, heartless.It wasn't until Zhu Fan's sudden departure that he realized that kindness without asking for anything in return was more cruel than indifference, no, it was him who knew nothing, and was more cruel than cruelty.

The sun in the desert was very dazzling, Xiao Yiming looked up at the sky without a trace of cloud, and suddenly felt a little emotional.

I thought I had already forgotten it.

That guy's memorial day is coming soon, let's go drink with him.

Fan Yue suddenly stopped and looked back at him, Xiao Yiming was looking at the sky with his mouth wide open like a boy who saw a UFO.Fan Yue couldn't help but look up at the sky, but there wasn't even a cloud in the clean sky.

"What are you looking at?" Fan Yue couldn't help asking.

Xiao Yiming hung his neck and touched his chin, then stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder: "See if you, an idiot, will be fooled. Congratulations, you really are."

"..."

Fan Yue laughed self-deprecatingly, he would think that this guy was so literary and sad all of a sudden, he was really stupid.

Erhuo is probably the creature farthest from the word sad.