dream master

For Xiao Yiming, anyone who can cook instant noodles well is a culinary master.Because he often makes the noodles himself and forgets about them until his stomach protests again.

Usually the instant noodles have absorbed the water and become mushy by then.

Fan Yue ordered two bowls of noodles, and thoughtfully put a poached egg on top. The noodles served with vegetables and sausages looked extremely delicious, at least it tickled all Xiao Yiming's gluttons.

"How long has it been since you ate?" Fan Yue asked him helplessly.

"After lunch." Xiao Yiming devoured the noodles while finding time to answer.

It's already ten o'clock in the evening, no wonder I'm so hungry.

Fan Yue took two bottles of beer and handed one to Xiao Yiming: "Drink something?"

Xiao Yiming belched contentedly, took a sip of the beer, and the long-lost alcohol made his nerves more relaxed, his mood happier, and his skin thicker....

"Fan Yue, you are really a must-have talent for traveling at home." Xiao Yiming said flatteringly.

Fan Yue took a sip of beer, but there was a wry smile on the corner of his mouth: "I'm also a new learner, I've never cooked before."

"Can this be done quickly?" Xiao Yiming blinked and asked curiously.

"As long as you want to do it, you can't learn anything." Fan Yue seemed to have remembered something, and said with a lonely expression.

Xiao Yiming sucked the noodle soup on the chopsticks, and put the last vegetable leaf into his mouth.Fan Yue seemed to be from a good family background, he didn't seem like someone who wanted to live in such a small apartment of less than [-] square meters.

In a blink of an eye, Fan Yue had already drank the beer in his hand, and went to fetch a few more bottles. Xiao Yiming sipped the beer, and felt that Fan Yue had something to say, and in his cognition, it might be said that he wanted to vomit.

For the sake of kindness, let's take a part-time job as a trash can for the soul.

"Xiao Yiming, what do you do?" Fan Yue asked.

"Well, writers, of course, are not considered writers. They just write Internet garbage literature to earn some living expenses and create YY waste." Xiao Yiming said mockingly.

Fan Yue smiled: "Really? I haven't read much, but I read a few articles when I was in school, and then I didn't pay attention to them when I got busy."

"What about you?" Xiao Yiming also asked.

"My family used to run a company, but now I'm jobless." Fan Yue whispered while drinking beer, "My dad failed to invest, owed a lot of debt, and jumped off the building. My mother couldn't think about it, so she went with her. Now the only I am alone, and the whole family will not be hungry if one person is full."

Xiao Yiming felt a little apologetic, it seemed a bit unkind to allow a healthy guy like him to eat while the family was bankrupt, so let's treat him to dinner with the money next month.

After a pause, Xiao Yiming comforted him: "I also have a good friend who grew up together, but unfortunately passed away in a car accident three years ago, so I can somewhat feel this feeling. During that time, I kept dreaming about him... It’s all over, we’re still alive, and we have to live well.”

Xiao Yiming asked again: "Then what are your plans for the future?"

Fan Yue took a sip of beer and said in a deep voice, "Let everyone who looks down on me know that I can stand up again."

"Brother, be ambitious." Xiao Yiming patted him on the shoulder vigorously, picked up the beer and touched his beer, "Let's do it."

Fan Yue couldn't help showing a smile on his face, picked up the can of beer and touched Xiao Yiming: "Cheers."

Alcohol is a good thing, specifically reflected in...enhancing emotional development.

Xiao Yiming started dreaming again, continuing the scene of the last dream, he was still in a magnificent palace, he was sitting on the throne in the posture of a big devil, and below were knights coming and going.

What to do next?Xiao Yiming crossed his legs and pondered idly, should the king pay tribute to a princess?There is no sense of touch in the dream, so naturally it is impossible to do something forbidden, so he lost his original enthusiasm for this kind of behavior of picking up girls.

God knows how keen he was to flirt with girls at the beginning. He even went to read Shakespeare's masterpiece, and wanted to have a forbidden love with Juliet in a dream one night.

But because of his overactive brain power, the so-called forbidden love has completely become a joke.

On the first night, when Romeo, played by Xiao Yiming, was waiting for Juliet to appear at the ball, Miss Juliet happily walked past him holding the arm of a wealthy businessman.

On the second night, when he was eagerly looking forward to the downstairs of Juliet's house with flowers in his hands, he was still worried that the pretty girl would run away with the poor boy next door... Just as he was worried, Miss Juliet had dexterously walked away from the house. He jumped down from the balcony, holding the hand of the boy from the carpenter's house next door, and they ran towards the sun hand in hand.

On the third night, after he had struggled to restrain his unreliable brain power, he finally climbed onto the balcony of Miss Juliet's house.Girl Juliet, who wanted to refuse to welcome, unbuttoned her blouse shyly, revealing her flat breasts.Xiao Yiming desperately remembered that he was thinking about the dialectical relationship between the pseudo-mother and Lori before going to bed.

The battle to push Juliet three times failed, and Xiao Yiming finally gave up on Xiao Xiao's fantasies about the girls, and turned to work on "how to better release his domineering spirit".

But this is inseparable from the 2D girl whose eyes take up half of her face when he often accidentally substitutes it into anime.

When he really saw the girl in the anime appearing in front of his eyes, staring at him with that flat face and lifeless eyes, the effect was no less than that of a female ghost in a horror movie.

This is it!

Xiao Yiming was doing nothing in his dream, thinking about how to pass the long night, maybe he really should ask the king to pay a tribute to a princess, and he would try his best to use the 3D world effect to request her.

A dazed knight passed by in front of him, wearing shiny armor with a sword pinned to his waist, but his face was so familiar that Xiao Yiming was dazed for a moment.

"Fan Yue? Oops, I was drinking with him before going to bed? Did I accidentally think of him before going to bed?"

It's not impossible for this kind of thing to happen. Xiao Yiming often brings strange things into his dreams because of excessive brain supplementation before going to bed, such as the vicious big yellow dog at his grandma's house (he was chased by it from the palace. ran out, ran for three streets), such as my mother who went abroad (the scene was pointed at the failed test paper by the ear and pointed to the education to study hard), and the cashier girl in the supermarket downstairs (she said He owed three yuan and twenty cents and didn't pay it off, and then pestered him all night)...

This kind of oolong incident caused Xiao Yiming to seldom create familiar people in his dreams, because it is easy to reenact what happened in reality in dreams, which is mostly unlucky.

However, it is good to hate people in the dream, which is good for mental health.

Xiao Yiming decided to let this neighbor take on the task of killing time!

After thinking about it, His Majesty the Demon King gave a dry cough, and stepped off the throne cautiously—damn it, he forgot to lower the heels of his shoes again, the high-heeled leather boots are scary to step on.

The knight played by Fan Yue is standing under the stairs and looking at him, looking a little confused about the situation.It was rare to see such a dazed expression on Fan Yue's handsome face, Xiao Yiming was very happy, and thought that he must go to enjoy Fan Yue's knight vs brave man later.

But in dreams... anything weird can happen.

E.g……

"Ah!" Xiao Yiming's ankle sprained, and his whole body rolled and fell down the stairs. Fan Yue looked at His Majesty the Demon King who was moaning in pain at his feet, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to help him.His Majesty the Demon King scratched his head and murmured softly, "It's strange, why do I scream when I obviously don't feel pain in my dream?"

Fan Yue coughed dryly: "Because according to daily life experience, falling down the stairs will definitely hurt, so you yelled."

Xiao Yiming stared at him with a ferocious look that Fan Yue found inexplicable.

In fact, this hatred is indeed very innocent. The real reason is that Xiao Yiming found that he was not as tall as he was wearing high-heeled leather boots. An extremely ugly posture fell in front of him.

Xiao Yiming, who was used to running amok in his dreams, immediately thought of an effective solution: "Chop off his head!"

The patrolling knights came out from all sorts of weird corners, and dragged the innocent Fan Yue to the square with all their hands and feet, their heads fell to the ground.

Xiao Yiming looked at the few symbolic drops of blood on the ground and touched his chin. The amount of blood seemed to be a little low, let alone a blowout...

Just as he was thinking about it, the headless knight's neck was like a water pipe that had been turned on, blood spattered three feet all at once.

This time seems to be a bit too much, the blood volume of human beings is not so strong...

Xiao Yiming continued to think, he couldn't remember exactly how much blood was in a person's body.

Headless corpses were lying on the square, and the fountain not far away was filled with heads, piled up to a height of more than ten meters. Because of Xiao Yiming's irresponsibility, these heads all had the same face.

Forget it, at least they rewarded him with a full meal, Xiao Yiming scratched his head and thought, let him glue his head back.

The corpse lying on the ground has consciously stood up from the ground, picked up his head and put it back on his neck, and continued to patrol.It's just that the bloody clothes are really eye-catching.

The rough-headed Demon King didn't think there was anything wrong with it, and patrolled his territory as usual. The pile of heads in the fountain was evidence of his pride—he had hacked No.30 eight batches to come to claim Dead brave men, it stands to reason that the big devil in the story will be hacked to death by the brave sooner or later, but unfortunately, this is the dream of the big devil.

It seems to be a little tired of the devil game... Xiao Yiming looked up at the gloomy sky melancholy. In two days, he will switch to court love games. , but seductive is also good, as long as he doesn't accidentally make up the girl's brain into a 2D world style.

I patrolled my territory for most of the night, and spent the rest of the time lying on the big bed in my room and rubbing all kinds of cute pillows. It's a pity that he couldn't afford such a complete set of pillows in reality, and he would put them away if he could. If you can't stop, you can only enjoy it in your dreams.

There was a knock on the door, and the big devil rolled twice on the bed, and said lazily, "Come in."

Fan Yue, a knight covered in blood, pushed open the door expressionlessly. Perhaps it was Xiao Yiming's illusion. Fan Yue's handsome face twisted for a moment after seeing the pillows all over the bed, but he still said respectfully: " Your Majesty, the Princess Palace of the Tali Empire has arrived."

Xiao Yiming scratched his hair. He didn't mind people seeing his pillows and figurines. Anyway, the characters in the dream were all NPCs except him, and they were NPCs created by him.

However, the arrival of a cute girl NPC is always a surprise.

Although that surprise often turns into a fright.