clang farming notes

The so-called seven-year-old different seats

"Uncle An, Shuisheng pissed again!" Jin'er yelled from the Du family's West Room.

Here Du'an buried his head on Du Zhongping's shoulder, thumped the quilt resentfully, almost gnashing his teeth, these two children are almost older than the rooster in other people's homes.The people below laughed when they saw this, and there was a slight tremor in their chests. Suddenly, Duan felt a heat in his ears, and in the midst of the flutter, there was a cry from Jin'er, and a pain in his ears: "Go! I found it!" Duane rubbed against someone's neck fiercely, then hurriedly put on his clothes and rushed over to tidy up.

Jin'er was very wronged. Since her seventh birthday this year, Uncle An cleaned up the east room of the house and moved there with her father, leaving only the west room for herself, telling herself that "seven years old don't sit at the same table". I'm confused, doesn't that seem to be the case?But this question was still swallowed by Uncle An's promise of piles of snacks and a plate of delicious dishes. Then what, it is a good thing to have your own room. Dazhu lives with Erzhu, and he lives alone. The room is even more powerful than him.Besides, if you sleep with your father when you are old, you will be laughed at.

Jin'er accepted Uncle An's bribe, and looked aggrieved and lived in Westinghouse by herself.After all, Du Zhongping was worried, so he put Jin'er to sleep every night, tucked him in the quilt, and lit a small oil lamp before going back by himself.This is also helpless, Du Zhongping is naturally reluctant to be cautious in his heart, but the child has to be independent when he grows up, and in the past two years, he and Du An have at most been rubbed against each other, and no one is ashamed to do it next to the child. What kind of thing.

Originally, Jin'er slept well by herself, but Zhao Ba and the others knew about it, and they even had the cheek to send his family's Shui Sheng to hang out with Jin'er every now and then.The two-year-old doll is usually quite obedient, and calling "brother" and "brother" after Jin'er satisfies Xiao Jin'er's desire to be a big brother.Even if they sleep together at night, Jin'er is willing to be a qualified elder brother and take care of the younger brother.However, like Du Zhongping, Jin'er, who is a little bit obsessed with cleanliness, never expected that the two-year-old doll has such an invincible trick - bedwetting.This is far beyond a child's ability to bear, so whenever Shuisheng comes to live, he will hear such a voice early in the morning.

Duan tidied up quickly, while Jin'er sniffled: "Uncle An, the book of rites says 'seven years, men and women have different seats', my father and I are both men, why can't we sleep together? I want to sleep with my father sleep together!"

Du An paused: "Jin'er, what do you want to eat today? Uncle An will make it for you."

Jin'er said: "Daddy said, if it's hot today, don't make a fuss about eating complicated dishes, Uncle An will be too hot." Jin'er blinked her eyes in a sly way.

Duan gritted his teeth: "It's okay, just tell Uncle An, it has to be what the person in charge said?"

The child showed a big smile: "Uncle An is the best, let's eat fish ball soup at noon, and I want the fried crucian carp like last time, and I suddenly want to eat the egg dumplings that Uncle An made during the Chinese New Year... ..." The child kept ordering, not forgetting his pet: "Wangwang really wants to eat bones."

Duan cried in his heart, didn't he just coax him once?Every time he brings this matter up to talk about it, and every time he says nothing for nothing, he always feels that even Wangwang is overpowering him in this family.Hugging the sheets and walking out, Jin'er murmured to himself: "What would I like to have for dinner?" He staggered, took a few steps to go out, woo, this child is getting more and more uncute.

The most handsome dog in Qingniu Village

If you want to say that the most handsome dog in Qingniu Village is Wangwang from the Du family.

Let me first talk about the difference of Wangwang head, that is its name, which is different from other names such as "Rhubarb" and "Erhei". The word "Wangwang" is particularly loud. This is its little master. The name was given by him personally. It is said that the reason why he chose this name was that Wangwang could not bark. His little master intended to teach it to "speak" in this way.Of course, it doesn’t know how to bark. It was proved to be a misrepresentation in the spring of the next year. In the spring of that year, some refugees came to the Du’s house on the edge of the village. Fortunately, this dog barked at the top of its lungs. Only by waking up did a catastrophe be avoided.Not only that, Wangwang also confirmed what Zhao Ba said when he first arrived, "It will definitely be powerful in the future"-it desperately bit the refugees who climbed over the wall and entered the courtyard. People kicked it out, but this can't obliterate the merits it has made in this homeland defense battle.Since then, its treatment has been improved in all aspects, and even the rations that were taken away—the fragrant milk powder have been resupplied.

Wangwang licked the fragrant milk while enjoying the gentle touch of his little master. Sure enough, the status of a dog should be reflected in the constant battle.Although it is only a few months old, it also infinitely despises those of its kind who bark for nothing. The bark is only useful when it is critical.

Several people in the family: Sure enough, a dog that bites doesn't bark, that's the truth.Well, we need to strengthen food for Wangwang.

The second difference between Want Want is its pedigree.It is a dog from the grasslands, and its parents can even fight wolves.What is reflected in it is that it is covered in black and shiny fur, and its body size is much larger than that of ordinary domestic dogs.Since the meritorious deeds, several owners in the family have treated it very well, not to mention the daily fixed food, and several owners even gave it extra meals behind their backs, such as bones and milk, secretly feeding it Its eggs are watery, but every hair it eats is black and bright. Compared with other dogs in the village, the color of its coat is not 01:30, which makes it very popular among the dogs in Qingniu Village. It has face, every time it walks with the little master in the village, it will hold its head high, and while erecting its ears, it will receive compliments from people, "This dog is really beautiful", "This dog is so spiritual", " This was the puppy last time, right? Someone entered Du's house and let this dog bite him."...

To say it is tall, how does this compare?Let's put it this way, Wangwang's favorite game every day is that every morning, when the master of the family goes out, Wangwang pounces on him from behind, and his two paws can just reach the shoulders of the master.Everyone should have a score in their hearts. (This is my dog's favorite game to play with my dad)

The third difference is reflected in the fact that the owners of the house all have a hobby-speaking to it secretly behind people's backs.For example, the tallest owner often said things to it such as "Oh, how could Fang Sheng kick me aside when he had a child?" or "You said send Shuisheng to Jiner to stay overnight If you don’t say anything, you agree.” Whenever this happens, Wangwang will be very happy——send the baby who can only wow and grab food with it to the little master, and the next day, the little master will most likely If you can get a good meal, of course, the owner of the house will never forget your own. In the words of the little owner, "Wangwang, if you eat my meat, you must eat your bones."

All in all, Wangwang is the most handsome dog in Qingniu Village, and probably the dog with the highest status?Maybe in two years, Wangwang will be able to run in Qingniu Village with a group of handsome puppies.Let us bless it.