Xiangxiang Chronicle

"Come on, let the godfather hug you!" He didn't mean that at all, but Xiao Yi, who has always been thick-faced, has already called himself a godfather and rubbed his hands to grab the baby, and then he didn't forget to hit the decent old man next to him. Dad, "Qi Jun, I'm not talking about you, do you know how wrong your posture is when you hold a baby? You hold a woman by the waist, not a child. Poor little thing, being ruined like this The past few days must have been very hard! But don’t be afraid, Godfather will make it up for you, come, give me a kiss!”

When Qi Jun was about to go crazy, he saw Xiao Yi suddenly raised his face and screamed: "Wow——Qi Jun, your son is spitting up milk! Is my kiss so disgusting? You actually spitting up milk?!"

Papa Qi hurriedly picked up the baby who was puking up milk with a wrinkled face, and then shot the "godfather" to death with a sharp knife.

Xiao Yi was wronged, and whispered to his fingers, "Don't care about other people's business!"

"Wow - wow -" the baby burst into tears, looking very uncomfortable.

Qi Jun couldn't figure out what was going on. He had tried it several times before, and the baby would spit it out again after drinking the milk, so there was nothing to eat at all. Usually, Qi Jun had to make milk powder again before feeding.

"Ah—" The godfather on the side suddenly screamed in surprise.

Qi Jun is already very angry, he desperately wants to kick this obstructive guy into outer space.

"Ah, I know! Did you not burp the baby after feeding?"

"What burp?" Qi's father raised his eyes, his unshaven face looked ferocious, with an expression of "you can't tell why, so you're going to die".

What's rare is that Godfather Xiao didn't retreat immediately, but showed a smiling face of "finally having a chance to play", and came over triumphantly to impart experience, "I saw my nephew would be supported by my sister-in-law after he finished drinking milk." Gently pat him on the back until he hiccups and don't let him lie down. I heard this is to get the air out of the baby's stomach so he won't spit up!"

"Then why didn't you say that just now?" Papa Qi was so angry that he really wanted to strangle this man to death!

"Uh, uh, I forgot just now!"

"roll!"

"No, I haven't eaten yet!"

"Are you an idiot? You know how to eat and eat all day long!"

"Don't you need to eat?"

"..."

In the end, Father Qi and Godfather Xiao still ordered takeaway. If Godfather Xiao and his mother knew about it, he would wipe his eyes and scold: "This unfilial son would rather go to the neighbor's house to eat takeaway than go back to his own home to eat big food." meal!"

After a lot of difficulty, Godfather Xiao finally fed his stomach full and burped away after eating another meal.

"Little baby, godfather is leaving first, and I will make up the meeting gift next time. You have to be good! Bye, dearlittlething!"

"Xiao Yi, since you're here, let's go home. You haven't been back to see your aunt for several months!" Qi Jun suddenly said when he closed the door.

"Got it!" Xiao Yi waved his hands carelessly.

What a stinky brat who doesn't know how to be blessed!

Chinese people generally look at the baby's birth date and zodiac signs when naming their babies, and then look up ancient books and dictionaries, and carefully select them one by one.Qi Jun's parents are both Chinese-American. He grew up in the United States. In addition to going back to China to experience the orthodox local culture during the holidays, he is more influenced by American culture, so he knows nothing about these Chinese folk mysteries!

"What do you like to be called?" Qi's father, who had been thinking hard all morning but failed, raised the sleepy baby to him and asked seriously.

The baby's little head drooped, and his little feet dangled limply in the air, not responding to Qi's father's question.

"Okay, then I'll write the words on a piece of paper, can you pick it?"

Putting the baby on the newly purchased crib, Qi's father took out a piece of paper and cut it into several pieces, and wrote on each piece of paper a word that he thought was pretty good but just didn't know how to combine it to make it sound good.

"Come on, smoke!" Qi's father held the piece of paper in his hand and stretched it out to the baby.

The baby yawned and turned his face to rub against the soft quilt.

"Hey, go to bed after smoking!" Qi's father inhumanely disturbed people's dreams!

"Humph..." The baby yawned again with a soft nasal sound.

"It was you who gave up the right to choose, and you have no regrets in the future. Then I will draw it for you!" Papa Qi said to himself, pacing back and forth on the paper with his fingers, and finally took out one as if he had made up his mind, flipped through it. Take a look, there is a big word "Xiang"!

"Well, Xiang, Qi Xiang! Then Qi Xiang!"

Papa Qi made the final decision, and in such a maddening way, he decided on the name that will accompany the baby for the rest of his life!

Qi Xiang, whose nickname is Xiangxiang!

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Amen