soy sauce love story

Rotten man makeup is really very strange.However, Li Zimu did not dare to question Dongfang at all.Since he couldn't question the other party, he could only hypnotize the other party in his heart that he was just a transvestite, a fake mother.We see a lot in modern times, so don't be too surprised.You should know that there are still many transgender people in modern times, which is normal.

A basin of water was brought over, and after obtaining Dongfang's consent, Li Zimu began to slowly remove the thick layer of flour that could be used to make steamed buns.According to the novels of Zhai Dou and Gong Dou that I have read before, this ancient rouge powder contains a lot of lead, and it is not good for the body to use too much.Therefore, Li Zimu put on a light makeup that was not considered light makeup, and finally painted his eyebrows. His hands shook on the way, and his eyebrows were crooked twice.

"Okay." For his first makeup, Li Zimu expressed that he was very satisfied. Compared with Dongfang's own painting, he was really not too satisfied.

Dongfang frowned, "Did you finish the painting?" It was the same as before the painting.

"Really, it's so beautiful! Look at my sincere eyes." Li Zimu nodded desperately, fearing that the other party would see something that would make people have nightmares in that terrible night.If he really wanted to paint it back to its original appearance, he would really have to kneel down to Dongfang.

After staring at the other party's clear eyes for a few seconds, Dongfang moved his eyes away, his face felt strangely hot.He said lightly, "As long as you like it."

"Huh?" Li Zimu snorted strangely.The atmosphere just now seemed a little strange.But where is it strange?He scratched his head, stroked his belly, stopped thinking, sat down and started eating.He is really hungry.

After wolfing down a mouthful of porridge, Li Zimu paused for a moment when he reached out to grab the only pickled vegetable.He suddenly thought of his parents and brothers at home.When they were at home, their brothers sat around a table with their parents. At that time, there were many dishes on the table, but the staple food was always porridge.I don't know what happened to them. With the company of my brothers and sisters, I shouldn't be sad for too long.After entering the food, he glanced at Dongfang who was sitting quietly opposite him from the corner of his eye.Li Zimu thought: let's talk about living a good life first.

It's not an option for the two of them to live on like this all the time, and through yesterday, he also discovered that Dongfang Yi used to use good things, so he would run out of money in a short time next time, so he had to find a way to make money.As for why Dongfang is included, firstly, the valuable items on his body originally belonged to Dongfang, and secondly, even if the other party is Dongfang Bubai, Li Zimu's impression of Dongfang Bubai all came from TV. In reality, he didn't realize it. Despite the cruelty and ruthlessness of the other party, and the other party's amnesia, Li Zimu was considered peaceful, so he didn't feel afraid.Three times, Dongfang is injured now, Li Zimu is worried about him alone, if Dongfang leaves by himself in the end, it will be a different matter.

After tidying up the dishes and changing the medicine for Dongfang, Li Zimu came up to Dongfang and said seriously, "We have to think about what kind of industry we will make a living from next."

Li Zimu analyzed it: As a private school teacher, he is learning English, and his teaching of Chinese is so-so. Classical Chinese is too unreliable. Even if he can teach, he is not good at calligraphy!When the accountant is the same as above, the calligraphy is still not good enough.Opening a restaurant can be considered, but if you have no experience and no backing, accidents are easy to happen if you open it well.Guarding the door, pressing darts and so on, he is not passable just by looking at his figure, besides, he has no force.Other skills, almost none.In those time-travel novels, whoever can invent something, and the shop is very good, how come he can't do anything?Skill?Ah, does he make wine count as a...

Li Zimu was lying on the table decadently. Why did he learn such a weak subject as English in the first place?If you study science and chemistry, you can make a lot of money even if you know how to smelt a piece of glass!Is he really going to farm?But will he?

"Why don't we open a brothel." Suddenly, Li Zimu raised his head and said excitedly.

Dongfang, who was sitting quietly by the side, made a sharp glance, and Li Zimu suddenly softened, "Think again, think again."

It's really unreliable to open a brothel or something.

69. The Swordsman (End) [BL Cautious Entry]...

After thinking about it for a while, Li Zimu decided to find a grocery store to practice being a waiter, and secretly learn the boss's method of opening a store and his contacts.Of course, the grocery store is not his ultimate goal. In the future, those restaurants, restaurants, bookstores and so on will be his goals. That is to say, with a source of income, he will have more time to think about what to do in the future.

The maids and servants who originally wanted to hire were changed to buy people from the Yamaozi after Dongfang's dissatisfaction.Li Zimu couldn't do this job well, so Dongfang did it for him.They picked five honest, honest, industrious and capable people, two maids and two servants, and one cook.There is no need to repay the price at all, and the murderous look of the East enveloped the past, and the price of the toothmaid became the lowest.

Dongfang only wore women's clothes outside, so the newly bought servants thought he was the mistress.The first time Li Zimu froze when he heard them addressing them that way, when he wanted to correct their address, Dongfang had already arranged for them to go to work as a hostess.As a result, Li Zimu couldn't say anything else under Dongfang Youyou's eyes.

Therefore, in the servant's eyes, they are a couple, a strange couple.That’s right, otherwise, how would Li Zimu explain Dongfang Daily’s women’s attire.It is said that he is a man, but he has transvestism, and generally no one believes it.

After the servants got used to the way of life in this house, they said that they were sold to a good family.The master never curses, let alone hits.As long as the madam does her duty well according to her wishes, she won't scold anyone if she doesn't think too much about it or do more than she does.The daily work is easy and free, the food is good, and the wages are paid. There is no better place than this.It's just that both owners have quirks.This family seems to be very rich, but the master goes out early and late every day to work as a waiter in the shop.Madam stays in her own room, either embroidering or making clothes, and doesn't let anyone approach her when she's taking a bath.In the end, the two masters actually slept in separate rooms.Although it was strange in my heart, I didn't dare to go out of my way.Obviously, the majesty of the East is still very important.

Dongfang, who stayed at home for a month or two, finally thought of going out.At this time, Li Zimu was completely familiar with the work of the grocery store, and was thinking about finding another job.

"Ma'am, let's go sit in a restaurant." Dongfang went out to the cloth shop to buy a few bolts of eye-catching cloth. Originally, he wanted to go home directly, but he never thought of passing by a restaurant. It was a bit lively.The maid at the side saw Dongfang's thoughts, so she suggested.

"Go up and have a look." Dongfang walked in front, and the servant girl followed behind.The waiter in the shop led them to the box with the best view on the second floor, and then explained the situation in the shop.

It turned out that a new storyteller was hired in the restaurant, and the content of his storytelling was the story of the hero Linghu Chong who had taken his wife to hide in the mountains.The story has been told for several days, and today I just talked about the story of Linghu rushing to Heimuya, the leader of the Sun Moon Sect, Dongfang Bubai before the battle.

"...Speaking of the former leader of the Sun Moon God Sect, let's talk about Dongfang Bubai. It is said that Dongfang Bubai abdicated behind the scenes not long after he became the leader of the Sun Moon God Sect, and the entire God Sect was controlled by him. Yang Lianting, the general manager, took care of it. He hid in the small courtyard by himself, wearing women's clothes, putting on heavy makeup, and making clothes with embroidery. He was a man who was deeply involved in being male or female, and he was a demon..."

The storyteller was still talking about it, but Dongfang stopped listening.He covered his forehead with one hand, showing a painful expression.The serious servant girl who listened to him quickly noticed his abnormal state, supported him worriedly, and shouted: "Ma'am, what's wrong with you?"

Dongfang didn't answer the questions and answers from the maid beside him, and covered his forehead with one hand, so as not to faint.His other hand, which was hidden in the sleeve, moved slightly, and a thin silver needle shot out from the fingertip.None of the two maids in the room noticed that the silver needle flew out through the window and shot directly into the neck of the storyteller downstairs.The storyteller's voice stopped abruptly, and finally he fell to the ground and died.

The downstairs was in chaos, and the two maids were distracted.One of them stayed to take care of Dongfang, and the other went out to look for Li Zimu in a hurry.

After receiving the news, Li Zimu was very anxious, put down his work, asked the boss for leave and came here in a hurry.

"What's the matter?" After struggling through the chaotic crowd downstairs, Li Zimu came upstairs.Seeing Dongfang's painful expression, he nervously stepped forward to hug him, and asked worriedly. "It was fine during the day, why did it suddenly become like this? Dongfang, Dongfang, how are you? Are you feeling bad? I'll take you to see a doctor right now."

Seeing Li Zimu coming, Dongfang's forbearance relaxed a lot, and he snuggled his whole body into his arms, saying in a weak voice, "Go home, don't need a doctor." Afterwards, he passed out.

Don't want a doctor?Li Zimu didn't have time to think about it, so he carried him on his back, asked the two maids to take the good things, and hurried home.

"Why are you sweating so much?" Li Zimu touched Dongfang's forehead, found a lot of sweat, and immediately ordered the maid behind him to bring in water.

In addition to the forehead, the sweat in the body is also increasing, and the underwear is soaked.Li Zimu looked at the uncomfortable Dongfang, then at the maid beside him, gritted his teeth, and said, "Go and boil a bucket of hot water, and go down when it's full, you don't need to wait here."

The two maids looked at each other, then went on respectfully: "Yes."

Only Dongfang and Li Zimu were left in the room.While taking off his clothes, Li Zimu murmured: "Don't wake up, don't wake up