soy sauce love story

We have no friends. "

It was obviously a very common sentence, without any thought power, pressure or murderous intent, but it was very heavy when it stopped in Qi Ya's ears: "Sister-in-law, I just..."

"Well, if you say partner, companion, brother, classmate, best friend, best friend, gay friend, lover, partner, etc., it's fine, but don't say friend, if your elder brother hears..." I won't go on, this The self-evident feeling made Qi Ya instantly stiffen his body: "I...I understand..." But, sister-in-law, the words in front of you are fine, but what is behind them... Forget it, never mind Yes, it's good not to talk about friends anyway.

The long passage finally reached the exit, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.However, the first test did not end so simply.The speechless examiner continued talking about the next section of the run, but a person jumped out and said that he was the real examiner, and the current examiner was a fake, pretending to be a monster man-faced ape.Candidates present are easily swayed.

"Hmph~" Qi Ya snorted coldly, and turned his head away from looking at those idiots.

"Hiss~" Mi Li next to Qiya retracted the saliva that flowed to her mouth. The ape's body made her think of a monkey, and then she thought of a peach, and then she thought of a peach, and then she thought that she hadn't eaten for several hours. up.After leaving Meteor Street, she was seldom hungry. In fact, she was rarely hungry on Meteor Street after she gained strength.I'm so hungry, I don't know if there are any edible monsters nearby, after so long, Xiaoyi must be starving too.

"Sister-in-law?" Qi Ya raised his head and saw Mi Li looking at the man-faced ape lying on the ground with green eyes, as if he was about to charge up at any moment, he hurriedly stopped her, and asked tremblingly: "Sister-in-law, what are you doing? "

"Ah, Qi Ya, I'm hungry."

"So you want to try to see if that man-faced ape on the ground can eat it?" Thinking of Mi Li's eyes just now, Qi Ya continued in horror.

Mi Li looked at Qi Ya in disbelief, "Why do you think so? Although I know that monkey brains are edible, delicious and nutritious, but that guy has a human face, how could I swallow it?" You know, I never thought about cannibalism during the most hungry days." After a pause, Millie continued, "Of course, I would think about it if it lost its head."

"嗖~嗖~" The moment Mi Li's voice stopped, there was a vacuum around her, and there were two more "嗖~嗖~", and the person who was still talking about being a real examiner just now dragged it up. The man-faced ape disappeared in front of everyone.

"..."

Everyone ran away, so you don't have to guess what the real or fake examiner is. Let's continue to run forward with the original non-verbal examiner.

47. Hunter...

What they had to go through ahead was a forest full of monsters. At first, the candidates were able to follow closely behind the examiner, but it didn't take long for a white mist to float in the forest, and then the candidates were eliminated by the monsters passing by one after another.

Not long after the fog lifted, Mi Li took advantage of Qi Ya's thoughts and ran towards Ilmi as soon as she reincarnated on Xiao Jie.

At this time, Yiermi was running among the trees to observe Hisoka by the way, telling the clown who was ready to "fall ill" at any time not to attack his younger brother, as for the others, let him do whatever he wanted.

Mi Li stood on the big tree one meter behind Yiermi, looking at the indistinct and wonderful figure of Yiermi surrounded by mist, with her hands folded|crossed on her chest, the surroundings exuded a touch of pink Breath: "Ah~ Xiaoyi like this is so tempting|human! Take it~take it~" He took out his sketchbook, flipped through it quickly, found a Polaroid in one of the pages, and immediately tore it off to become The real thing, press hard on the figure of Il fans, afraid of missing any action.

Yi Ermi had already spotted Mi Li when she was approaching, not to mention she made a sound at this time, but he didn't look back, but pressed the phone keypad to send Hisoka a text message.Hisoka on the other side was momentarily disappointed when he received the text message. Originally, he wanted to test the strength of Yiermi's younger brother.It's gone now, but fortunately, Yier fans didn't stop the other fruits he fancy, otherwise he really doesn't know what will happen~

"Kacha Kacha Kacha~" Yiermi jumped in front of Mi Li, and the Polaroid was facing his chest. Accompanied by Yiermi's extraterrestrial language was Mili's "click!" sound when she pressed the camera.

When Il got lost in front of her, Miri took out the last photo that appeared, and put the Polaroid into the suitcase along with the dozens of photos just taken.With an innocent expression on his face, he asked the fans of Yier: "Honey, what did you just say?"

Too lazy to send text messages and whether there is anyone else around, Yi Ermi pulled out the two nails around his mouth to allow his mouth to move, and said, "Don't teach Qiya strange things in the future." He nodded and glanced at Mi Li's luggage. box, and continued, "And don't shoot weird things."

"...Everything about Xiao Yi is not strange to me!" Mi Li replied with righteous words, but it would be fine if she didn't keep staring at Yi Ermi's red lips when she answered.

"Anyway, don't let me see it, let me see it next time and charge 9000 million ring nuns for each photo, which is already a family price." After speaking, Il fans felt that this was a bit unkind, and stuck out their tongue mischievously .

【Ah, Xiaoyi is totally lust|seduction! ] The body is one step faster than the brain, and when Mi Li thought "it seems to be kissed", she had already kissed it firmly, and boldly hooked the tip of Yiermi's protruding tongue, and deeply | .

The entangled Il fan responded to Miri enthusiastically without thinking.After the kiss was over, Mi Li leaned on Yiermi's shoulder with a charming face and said, "Then pay for a kiss for a photo, you know, each of my kisses is worth [-] million rings. But If it's Xiaoyi, I can suffer a bit."

"..." Yiermi stared at Mi Li for two seconds, raised his hand and inserted the two nails|back to their original positions, and said to Mi Li, "Crack, click!"

Millie probably understood that the clicking sound just now meant for her to continue the exam.However, Mi Li covered her face with her hands, thinking: The tsundere Xiao Yi is so cute too! (==)

Waiting for Mi Li to look away from Yi Er's eyes, Mi Li suddenly screamed: "Ah! I forgot to tell Xiao Yi, it's too embarrassing to pull out the nails next time you kiss and kiss!" It's okay! , and text messages can be sent.

Soon a text message passed, and the Yier fan took out his mobile phone to take a look, then quickly put it in his pocket, waiting patiently for the second game to start.

When the time for the first test is up, the second test will start soon.Appearing in front of everyone was a fat man and a girl in hot clothes.The appearance of the two examiners shocked the candidates, and the fat examiner's test question was: Roast whole pig!

When the exam started, the examinees in that room were still struggling to catch the big-nosed mad pigs, but Mi Li had already caught two with no difficulty.

A Mirly was washed casually and put on the fire to take the test directly, even the internal organs were not cleaned.The other one, Mi Li, first ran to the river to clean the porcupine-nosed wild pig, without leaving any stray hairs.Putting the cleaned Bow-Nosed Boar under the clean leaves, Miri took out the sketchbook and started to paint and draw, and then got a bunch of high-end barbecue tools, a table, a bottle of vegetable oil, and a bunch of seasonings And complete tableware.

He raised his foot and kicked the wild pig that was grilling on one side, turning it over to continue roasting.On the other side, they began to set up the barbecue tools, cut the cleaned and evenly sliced ​​wild boar, and put three pieces on the barbecue grill brushed with a thin layer of oil.Sprinkle the seasoning over the meat slices, carefully turn over, and sprinkle with the seasoning again.

With the smell of meat and the smell of seasoning, the stomach of the hooked examiner Buhaci became louder.

Qi Ya put down the roast pig in his hand, ran to Mi Li, and stared eagerly with his big cat eyes.

A piece of pork chop was grilled soon, and Mi Li put the meat on the plate, and put another piece of meat in the vacant position: "Take it yourself."

There was a light of joy in Qi Ya's eyes, he picked up the knife and fork bluntly, put it in his mouth, and chewed carefully: "En~It's delicious~"

On the other side, Yiermi, who was pretending to be Jitaraku, was very depressed, and his jealous eyes drifted to Qiya from time to time.Normally, he would be the first person to eat meat!But now, he can't reveal his identity, he can only endure.

The second piece of meat and the third piece of meat were put on the plate, Qi Ya was no longer by his side, he took the barbecue to share with his new companion Xiaojie.Mi Li put another two pieces of raw meat on the grill, and she brought the two pieces of roasted meat to Ilmi, handed the meat to him, and said regretfully: "My dear, I want to see you too. Stay with you, but Qi Ya will find out."

"Crack, click." Ilmi took the plate, opened and closed his mouth to Mi Li a few times, and then started to move.Mi Li reluctantly glanced at Yi Ermi's popularity, secretly annoyed that she didn't bring a camera, otherwise she could take pictures of Yi Ermi's cute appearance.

More than 70 roasted whole pigs, Buhaci didn’t eat all of them. He patted his belly and shouted: “I’m so full ~ all the staff are qualified~”

Another examiner, Men Qi, said a little displeased: "I don't want Buhaci to be so easy to handle. My test question is sushi!"

Amidst the confused exclamations of the examinees, Mi Li suddenly thought of a very stupid line "おsushi, 大好き".This is a line from a sushi TV series she watched before. It's a long time ago, and she only remembers this line.I will remember it because this word appears at least once in every episode of TV.

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